reincarnation purple eyes

Mu Shan supported her body with her small hands, her neck stretched so much that she could apply for a world record.Just like that, pouted like a camel's bulge. . .

After a long time, Luo Bing finally laughed calmly, and when he saw the face of a monkey's butt hanging on the bulge, another wave of wild laughter struck. . . "Hahahaha...that monkey ass of yours. Hahaha... no no no, where is my phone? I want to take a picture as a souvenir."

"No!!!" Mu Shan let out a desperate roar when she heard the word "take a picture". . .

"Come on, come on... Picking up customers, one time is familiar and the other time is familiar..." Luo Bing said while looking like a bust, shaking the toilet paper in his hand.

"I don't...you let go of my quilt..."

"Oh~ what a shame~ Come here, it's not a photo shoot. Don't worry... Mommy Sang will be very gentle with you~~~ It's just posting on social networking sites and earning tens of thousands of likes. And It's not about selling your kidney..."

"Ah...you pervert!!!" This time, Mu Shan simply got under the covers, pretending that she was really an egg! ! !

On such a warm and quiet night, the news of being forced into prostitution by the "Luo Bing old bustard" made her have a heart attack. . .

Mu Shan tightly protected the quilt on his head, resolutely uncompromising.However, Luo Bing is like a crazy woman whack-a-mole.Holding up the phone, pat here and there.At the end of the filming, the exhausted Luo Bing fell headfirst on Mu Shan's body, ending the farce with a deep sleep like death.

"Luo Bing? Master Luo? Hello..." Mu Shan hid under the quilt, not knowing what happened.I just felt my body sink, and then Luo Bing's voice disappeared.After he confirmed it several times, but there was no reply, he finally guessed that the girl must have fallen asleep. . .

Mu Shan carefully drilled out, because he was afraid of waking Luo Bing up.However, when he tucked Luo Bingan into the bed safely, he also felt amused by his nervousness.Who is Luo Bing!She has many super classic special functions.This ability to sleep wherever he goes, and to sleep for no more than three seconds, is truly outstanding! ! !

Before going out to eat rice noodles with Luo Bing, Mu Shan watched helplessly. Luo Bing was talking, chewing on the rice noodles, and then with a plop, her face fell into the rice noodle bowl.When Mu Shan fished her out, she also sucked a piece of rape in the soup. . .Thinking about it, I feel heartbroken. . .Can you have fun!Fortunately, the soup had cooled down by then.What's more, fortunately Mu Shan finished eating, otherwise, watching such a scene, it would be difficult to swallow any more. . .

Therefore, with Luo Bing, Mu Shan has already formed a habit.First of all, the bowl used for eating must be smaller than Luo Bing's face!Secondly, no matter where Luo Bing sleeps, don't wake her up!Because it was so hard for her to have a little time to sleep.Just take her back to the bedroom quietly, and when she wakes up the next day, she won't know that you did it.She thought she was sleeping on the bed last night. . .

It was only after getting acquainted with Luo Bing that Mu Shan finally believed that the fatigued driver said on TV would sleep while driving.These are purely an instinct of overworked people.

Lying next to Luo Bing again, Mu Shan felt super happy!At least I don't have to sit on the sofa and freeze all night like last night.With gratitude, he also fell asleep. . .

Unfortunately, the dream is short-lived!Around four o'clock in the morning, Wen Jing suddenly knocked on the door.Mu Shan immediately jumped up and opened the door, because he was afraid that the knock on the door would disturb Luo Bing.

"What are you doing! It's early in the morning." In Mu Shan's voice, there was a sense of smashing things.

Wen Jing's eyes were crying like two walnuts. "Mu Shan~~~Woo~~~ My aunt's child said he missed me. He wants me to go back..."

Mu Shan roared angrily in a super low voice: "Wen Jing!!! Are you crazy! Just watch the children, what kind of door are you breaking so early in the morning!!!"

"I... I... my uncle was sick... and then... that child was left alone. No... it was because my aunt went to the hospital. Well, she went to take care of my uncle. ...uncle is ill...just..."

Wen Jing talked incoherently, at least Mu Shan understood. "Stop! Stop!!! I understand, my uncle is sick, and my aunt is going to take care of her, so I need you to go home immediately to take care of the child. Right!"

For such a complicated matter, Mu Shan explained it clearly in one sentence, and Wen Jing's eyes were full of adoring little stars.Mu Shan didn't let her speak, so she nodded desperately to express her admiration.

After all, he has been a best friend for more than 20 years, Mu Shan's eyeballs are only slightly opened, and he also knows what Wen Jing wants to express.Therefore, he immediately interrupted Wen Jing's admiration, "Don't expect Luo Bing to come out and see you off from ten miles away. You immediately take your bag and go to your aunt's house. Then, if you need anything, remember to give it to me Make a phone call. Okay, walk slowly, don’t send it~~~”

After finishing speaking, Mu Shan closed the door, went to bed, and closed her eyes. . .Then there is no more. . .Because he found that he had worked hard for a long time, but he didn't fall asleep! ! !ah. . .I really want to kill Wen Jing!If you want to leave, just leave. Wouldn't it be over if you send a text message to notify me?ah. . .

As soon as Luo Bing woke up, saw Mu Shan's black face, and the first thing he said was not good morning, but . . . "Mushan... would you like some tofu stewed with lemon and white vinegar..."

Mu Shan blinked, recalling this sentence several times, and then said: "Lemon? White vinegar? Tofu? What the hell is this! Putting these three together will poison you? Why should I eat this???"

Luo Bing gracefully stretched out her right hand from under the quilt, using only her thumb and index finger, and pinched Mu Shan's little finger with a slight bend.Then put on an old-fashioned expression, "Oh! It's terrible! Poor Dao, count your fingers, benefactor, your five elements are damaged, there may be something wrong! Look at your black seal, if you don't use it Sour tofu stewed with lemon and white vinegar, I see, you can’t escape this calamity~ It’s not a poor nun talking nonsense, your life is worthless!”

Mu Shan clutched her heart fiercely, she had to say it to herself hundreds of times a day in order to have a long memory!This Luo Bing, a person who is not more than three seconds serious, why should she trust her!Woohoo. . . "Luo! Bing!!! You can't kill me, you feel uncomfortable! Poor Dao, old monk and nun, you have finished acting alone, right? Just give me a life-threatening trick! You still pinch your fingers Do the math, have you ever seen someone pinch like this! Why don’t you pinch my pulse and say I’m happy!!!”

Luo Bing sat up abruptly, making Mu Shan tremble with fright, thinking that something big had happened.In the end, it was Luo Bing who gently, lightly put his ear on Mu Shan's belly. . .Mu Shan no longer even has the strength to doubt life.But Luo Bing seemed to be distracted.Because after a while, she said with a sad face: "I was chatting with the little baby just now. The little baby said that he was very unhappy because he was hungry and he wanted to eat a sandwich. He said he wanted double eggs... "

What else can Mu Shan say?He searched for the vocabulary in his head for a long time, and in the end he only replied, "Oh, good!!!" Then began, Mu Xiaojian's "happy life".

There should be an advertisement here (Luo Bing version)—Mu Xiaojian takes you to experience a different life.Do you want to be successful?Do you want to get rich?Do you want to make your old lover regret every minute?Please join the "Plunder Group", eat, drink, whore, gamble, cheat, kidnap and steal.us. . .Don't do it all!What are we doing then?

Why?Good question!Let's do it. . .Awesome job! ! !Guaranteed that you start a different life, and you are guaranteed to see what is called, the five elements lack brains, and life is cheap! ! !What are you still hesitating, what are you waiting for!Hurry up and bring your own bricks and come to sign up. . .Call for registration, three hooks for four or three circles, three Kai with two points. . .

There should also be an advertisement here (Mushan version) - I originally lived by the Yellow River, my family has a house and a field, and my life is boundless.Who knows that Luo Xiaobing, she is arrogant and unreasonable.She robbed me of my house and then of my fields, and turned my fate over. "Plunder Group" she is the second best, she does not stop with a three-inch golden tongue. . . .

All uncles, aunts and aunts. . .Cherish life, stay away from Luo Bing. . .

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