How can Sue tease a girl?

It was getting late, counting the time, Wei Shuman hadn't eaten for almost eight hours.At this moment, she was talking to Ye Chixuan, and her stomach growled inappropriately.

"Goo~"

The voice is so small that it can't reach the other end of the phone.

Ye Chixuan asked: "Aren't you going to have dinner yet? Is it to lose weight? It's not good for the stomach."

The tone and content are almost the same as Wei's mother's exhortation before leaving.Wei Shuman laughed twice, and explained amidst Ye Chixuan's doubts: "You know, your words are exactly the same as my mother's."

"This is enough to show how uneasy you are."

"That's not it, I don't have to worry about it. Washing and cooking, cleaning housework, and specializing in academics, can you be proficient in everything?"

"Really?" There was a smile on the other end.

"That's right, if you don't believe me, you can ask my professor, I even cooked at his house, and everyone in the group said it was good!"

"Okay, okay, I believe it, I know that you are ingenious, and you can run errands quickly."

"Hey." The smile on the other end always made Wei Shuman feel like coaxing a child.

"So, Wei, who is proficient in everything, go to eat quickly. If you are starving, how can you help me avoid Ding Xian and buy a Coke next time?"

"Phew, my parents are away, so I'm so tired from cooking... Then I won't tell you, I'm going to cook."

"Well, eat more."

"bye."

It wasn't until she hung up the phone that Wei Shuman put away the smile bit by bit, and all the vivacity she had on the phone just now slowly disappeared into the air as Ye Chixuan's words dissipated. The dust drifted away without a trace.

She was a little hungry, and after filling herself with a glass of water, she went to the kitchen to cook.The refrigerator was empty, except for a handful of vegetables that didn't look good, and eggs that she had just bought the day she came home.

In the end, Wei Shuman could only find a handful of unexpired noodles from the cupboard, cut some vegetables, and laid an egg.

It was a very simple meal, not even the salt was adjusted properly, one piece was light and salty, the egg white and egg yolk were seriously separated, and the whole bowl of noodles was ugly and shameless.

Wei Shuman took a bite, and tears rolled down his face. He took another bite, and ripples were smashed into the noodle soup with vegetable leaves floating on it.

It was the most useless meal she had ever had in her life.

Wei Shuman ate the bowl hastily, the tears on his face dried and wet again.

Now she really wants to call Dong Shucheng and ask him what love is in his understanding, is it unobtainable, endless, or genuine heartache?

Wei Shuman regrets it now, she would rather be ridiculed by Dong Shucheng for the rest of her life than fall in love with someone like she does now, just like two hedgehogs, they are far apart to live in peace, but she insists on getting closer, and in the end she can only hurt To her, also ruined each other.

"If this is love, take it away." 【Note 1】

At night, she whispered this line, curled up on the sofa and fell asleep.

At nine o'clock the next morning, Wei's parents came in humming a song.Wei Shuman propped his head up from the sofa with sleepy eyes, looked at them for two seconds, and then moaned, "Morning~"

"It's my eldest daughter~ See what time it is and you're still lying on the sofa, didn't you fall asleep watching TV last night? School starts the day after tomorrow, what should you do if you catch a cold again~" Mother Wei said Talking about talking, Wei Shuman most of the time thinks that she is born with a chattering attribute bonus.

In contrast, Wei's father's reaction was much more normal. He put down his bag and pushed Wei's mother into the kitchen: "Manman is on vacation, why don't you let her rest for a while, how hard it is for a graduate student. I was woken up by you, hurry up, let Manman taste the porridge I bought hot."

While talking, she turned around: "Manman, let me tell you, the porridge here is very delicious. I waited in line with your mother for an hour to get it."

Wei’s mother is of Northeast descent, and her daily life is to hate Wei’s father, and now she is being pushed by Wei’s father, and she retorts: "What does it mean to be woken up by me? Do you see what time it is and still sleep?! Manman I was spoiled by you!"

"Yes, yes, I'm spoiled. You can heat up the porridge, and I'll be done washing after a while."

After breakfast, Wei Shuman was going to pack his luggage and sort out the homework he had written in the past few days.

Unexpectedly, just after dragging the suitcase out of the cabinet, Zhao Fanfan's call rang, telling her to go out and wander.

"What a waste of time, school starts the day after tomorrow, have you packed your things?"

"Our house is in City B, so it's not too late to clean up tomorrow! Let's go, I'm already at your door."

"?!"

As soon as the words were finished, the doorbell rang, and Zhao Fanfan said on the phone: "Open the door for me, I'll go to your house to drink a glass of water."

Her lingering sound mixed with the sound of Wei's mother opening the door, and Zhao Fanfan's angry voice could be heard even across the living room: "Hello, Aunt Wei, hello, Uncle Wei~"

"Fanfan is here, Manman is in her room, you go to play with her, Auntie will pour water for you."

"No need, Auntie, I'll go shopping with Shuman."

"It's time to take her out for a walk, she's almost moldy after being stuck at home all day."

Zhao Fanfan broke into the door, "Shuman, go out and wander~"

Wei Shuman stopped packing his clothes, "Can you knock on the door when you come in? What if I'm changing clothes."

"Tsk, it's as if I've never seen it before." Zhao Fanfan often went to sleep on Wei Shuman's bed in the same dormitory as their high school.

Zhao Fanfan came to pull her: "Let's go, let's go out and surf~ The sun is sunny, sunny and mild outside, the most suitable for photosynthesis~"

Wei Shuman was so tormented by her that he couldn't do anything, put down the suitcase, walked over and locked the door.

Zhao Fanfan was suddenly shy: "Oh damn, are you so impatient?"

Wei Shuman patted the bed with a serious face: "Sit."

Zhao Fanfan twitched: "The Lun family, the Lun family are not ready yet~"

Unmoved, Wei Shuman folded his arms and asked, "Dong Shucheng asked you to come?"

Zhao Fanfan blinked.

Wei Shuman sighed in a low voice: "That guy is really sharp, he can go to the police academy."

Zhao Fanfan wanted to stay far away from Wei Shuman just now, as if Wei Shuman was some kind of dangerous person, but now he leaned over sullenly: "So it's true?"

"what?"

Zhao Fanfan raised his eyebrows, with a look of "knowingly asking".

Wei Shuman felt a little guilty, "What is true?"

"Dong Shucheng told me yesterday that you were crying in his car. We discussed it all night and came to two conclusions: first, you were wronged, and second, your class was not going well..."

"You two play a lot."

"There are also the third and fourth conclusions. Dong Shucheng thinks you are crying for no reason, so let me find out the truth, 'they are all girls, maybe I will understand something', these are his original words."

"I'm fine, I couldn't be better."

"But I don't agree with him, the word 'for no reason'... If you really cry, how can it be for no reason? Know that everything that happens in this world has a reason. So..."

Zhao Fanfan narrowed his eyes and slowly approached Wei Shuman, as if he wanted to find out something from the latter.

Wei Shu moved back uncomfortably.

"You were not like this before." Zhao Fanfan said suddenly.

Wei Shuman stopped and found that Zhao Fanfan was actually still some distance away from her.

"I used to share the same bed with you and you didn't dislike me, but now you subconsciously keep a distance from me." Zhao Fanfan said: "You are bent, you must know that the word 'straight will tease' is aimed at you. "

"I'm not bent!" Wei Shuman retorted subconsciously.

"Or to be more accurate, this is my conclusion - you have someone you like, and it is impossible to confess first according to your behavior, so your inexplicable tears yesterday may be because you think you are not worthy of him, and he doesn't like you , You will never be together. In addition to your subconscious actions just now—”

Zhao Fanfan stepped back, folded his hands on his chest, and said teasingly, "She's a girl, and according to the person you've interacted with recently, it's likely to be Ye Chixuan. Right?"

Eyelids have been jumping since Zhao Fanfan entered the house, and Wei Shuman roughly guessed Zhao Fanfan's intentions. The reason for locking the door just now was because of her uncommon cautious mentality. .

At this moment, I suddenly thanked my intuition.

Zhao Fanfan, Zhao Fanfan, it's unreliable to jump off the line all day long, but she uses the logic of science students to the fullest—how else can I get 140 in mathematics in the college entrance examination?

Wei Shuman suddenly laughed out loud, "You know." She almost laughed out loud, laughing so hard that she almost shed tears.

Only now did Zhao Fanfan get scared: "Shuman, Shuman, listen to me..."

"I just found out now that you really didn't embarrass your family god, Sherlock will definitely feel relieved." [Note 2]

... and still have time to tease her.Zhao Fanfan had black lines on his face, this person is probably not sick.

Zhao Fanfan sat upright: "Tell me, what are you going to do?"

"What else can I do? Let's eat cold salad." Wei Shuman shrugged. Since the two of them were talking openly, there was no need for her to hide it. Both Zhao Fanfan and Dong Shucheng were people she could trust.

"Isn't it? You finally fell in love with someone..."

"So what? She's a big star, I'm a small fan, we're so far apart... Even she likes me, do you think we can be together? It's not like you don't know the current domestic trend, Her fans, my parents...that would destroy her."

When Zhao Fanfan heard this, he subconsciously wanted to refute, but she couldn't. Wei Shuman was right. Think about it, Ye Chixuan who came out of the closet... There is no room for such a queen in China.

Zhao Fanfan could only remain silent. Hearing Wei Shuman's words, his head drooped, his voice lowered, and his whole body almost shrank into the dust, whispering: "What's more... how could she like me? ... straight up..."

The author has something to say: [Note 1]: From the movie "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies", the complete line is:

"If this is love, take it away. Why doesesithurtsomuch?" (If this is love, take it away. Why does it always hurt so much?)

"Because it's true." (Because it's true.)

[Note 2]: Fu Nanshen and Sherlock both refer to Sherlock Holmes

The prototype of Zhao Fanfan comes from one of my friends (friends) for many years. He is lively and unreliable offline all day long. He is familiar with chatterboxes. His daily activities are to tease and beat me.She has always been the brain of a science student, very rational, but I dragged her to major in liberal arts when she was a sophomore in high school, and then she got around 139 in mathematics in the college entrance examination (full score of 150)... um.Thinking about mathematics, it is really a pain in my life, I am so sorry for my Turing God.