[Our Boyhood] You can only bully me!

After the physical education class, Ban Xiaosong felt that his whole body was going to fall apart, so he slumped on the table and didn't want to move.

"I thought the math class was the scariest thing, but now I find that the physical education class is the scariest thing. In comparison, math class is so cute!"

Wu Tong couldn't help complaining, "Isn't this your favorite class?"

Ban Xiaosong wailed a few times, "Even if it's my favourite, it won't cause me to be dragged into a long-distance race every day. If I like it, I will become afraid!"

Wu Tong just smiled, put on the earphones and listened to his music.

Li Zi came over and handed the registration form to Ban Xiaosong, "There are too many applicants here, I can't be busy, when the time comes, you and Yin Ke and Wu Tong will come to screen together, and I will ask Teacher Tao for help. "

"Okay." Ban Xiaosong accepted the registration form and responded.Glancing at Wu Tong who was listening to the song, he poked his arm, Wu Tong took off his earphones and looked at him without speaking.

Ban Xiaosong looked at Wu Tong obsequiously, "Hey, Wu Tong can do me a favor!"

"No help!" Wu Tong flatly refused.

Because of being dragged by Ban Xiaosong to take pictures as a pedestrian standing sign last time, I don't want to be tossed about by Ban Xiaosong anymore, and I don't want to participate in the selection.

Seeing Wu Tong's quick refusal, Ban Xiaosong immediately looked at Wu Tong with grievances, pulled his clothes, and said with a pursed mouth: "Wu Tong~~Please help~~~Yin Ke, he can't participate in the selection activities , and Yu Feng is a busy person who has no time to help me, now only you..."

Ban Xiaosong deliberately elongated his voice, causing Wu Tong’s goosebumps to fall all over the floor, “I said, Ban Xiaosong, can you speak well? It looks even more stupid."

I will endure!I'm asking for help from others now, so I can't be angry!

Take a deep breath┑(￣mouth￣)┍

"Wu Tong~~Xiao Tongtong~~" Ban Xiaosong purposely shouted nasty words at the top of his voice.

Wu Tong couldn't help shaking his body, with a disgusted expression on his face, "Ban Xiaosong, you are really nasty!"

Ban Xiaosong winked, "There are even more nasty ones, Tongtong, do you want to listen?"

"Stop, stop, stop! I don't want to listen! I'll just go, please let me go!" Wu Tong immediately compromised.

"Okay, don't leave after school, go to the playground with me!" Ban Xiaosong smiled triumphantly.

"Yes yes yes." Wu Tong replied helplessly.

He couldn't stand Ban Xiaosong's constant nagging, and Yin Ke couldn't participate in the selection activities, so he had to reluctantly participate.

After school, the playground.

After screening a row of team members, Tao Xi suddenly led a person over and said to Wu Tong, "Wu Tong, I leave this to you, I can't handle him!"

Wu Tong raised his eyebrows, and jokingly said: "I didn't expect that there are things that you can't handle, Mr. Tao?"

Tao Xi spread his hands, "Because I found that his words were very profound, which made me, a physical education teacher, feel ashamed."

"Is it so evil?" Wu Tong questioned.

"If you don't believe me, try it!" Tao Xi pointed to the tall and thin junior beside him, and Wu Tong realized that this was the junior that he and Ban Xiaosong had seen when they received the registration form.

Wu Tong glanced at his thin body and asked, "You...what's your name?"

"Feng Chengcheng." The elementary school boy said obediently.

"Then...do you know how to play baseball?"

"No." Feng Chengcheng shook his head honestly.

"You don't know how to play baseball, what are you here for?" Wu Tong raised his eyebrows.

"I don't know how to play baseball, but I can hit watermelons blindfolded!" Feng Chengcheng replied honestly.

Wu Tong and Tao Xi glanced at each other in a daze, then turned to look at him, "A baseball is much smaller than a watermelon."

"But they are all round." Feng Chengcheng's answer made both Wu Tong and Tao Xi look like "my friends and I were stunned".

In the end, Wu Tong asked him to demonstrate it again, and the result was unbelievable, he actually hit it...

In the end, Feng Chengcheng naturally passed. Tan Yaoyao and Zhang Cheng all came to sign up, and even Xue Tie also wanted to sign up. Tao Xi passed their selection one by one.

After the selection, Wu Tong and Ban Xiaosong went out of the school together. Ban Xiaosong suddenly turned around, and Wu Tong looked at him puzzled.

Ban Xiaosong grinned, "Thank you Tongtong today!"

"Stop, stop, what did you call me just now?" Wu Tong said he didn't hear clearly.

"Tongtong!" Ban Xiaosong repeated.

"Tongtong?" Wu Tong narrowed his pretty picky eyes dangerously, "Who allows you to call me Tongtong?"

"But don't you think calling you Tong Tong is more kind than Wu Tong?"

"It's so numb, don't scream!" Wu Tong said with an unhappy face.

"Don't you think so? I think it sounds pretty good." Ban Xiaosong said disapprovingly.

Wu Tong pointed to Ban Xiaosong, and warned: "I warn you, Ban Xiaosong, if you call me that, you don't want to go with me anymore, and you don't want to talk to me about the baseball team!"

After speaking, Wu Tong stopped looking at him and turned to leave.

"Hey Tongtong. Are you so stingy?" Seeing him leave without looking back, Ban Xiaosong hurriedly followed, "Hey Wu Tong, I was joking with you, don't be angry, Wu Tong!"

The author has something to say:

This is a small spoof theater that has nothing to do with Fengyue. Please do not compare the spoof theater characters in the article as real stars, and it has nothing to do with their real people.I'm afraid some people will take it seriously, don't take it seriously, thank you for your cooperation!

Song Erkang: (patted the locked door) Tong Weiwei, open the door, I was just joking with you, don't take it seriously!

Tong Weiwei: (snorted arrogantly) Don't sleep in my room tonight, you go, go, go!

Song Erkang: (poorly) Tong Weiwei, you want me to stay alone in the empty room tonight?Are you not afraid that you will be empty and lonely tonight?

Xida: (covering his face) You dirty squirrel, you actually dirty our pure and arrogant Tong Weiwei like this?What are you to blame?

Song Erkang: (Glanced at Xi Da with disdain) What do you know?What do you single frog know?Didn't you teach me to be dirty?

Xi Da: (turning the table) Oh, I'm a decontamination squirrel, how dare you bite me back?Have you fattened?

Song Erkang: (with no expression on his face) Don't dare to be, don't I say that?You admit it yourself!

Xi Da: (a pair defeated by you) A filthy squirrel who was beaten by thousands of knives!I despise you╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

Song Erkang: (ignoring someone and continuing to call the door) Tong Weiwei, Tong Tong!Vivi!Open the door, the little rabbit is obedient, open the door.

Tong Weiwei: (covering ears) No way, no way, no way!let me go!Walk!Walk!

Song Erkang: (Sang Xinxin)......

Xida: (Laughing up to the sky) Wow Kakaka, Dirty Squirrel, you have today too!

Song Erkang: (snorted arrogantly) Humph!