Bah, you are the big carrot!

first encounter

Long, long ago, on one of the most inaccessible hills in Heifeng Mountain, there was a little ginseng spirit who always thought that he was a big fat radish with a big white root.

This was not because the little ginseng essence didn't have an accurate role definition for himself, but because this matter was told to him by the most respected Ganoderma lucidum essence on the entire mountain.For a little ginseng spirit who is still in the development stage and has not yet formed the three views, even if you tell him that the sky is green and the grass is red at this time, he might believe it.So he began to believe that his dusty appearance was actually called white.

For many years to come, every time the people on Black Wind Mountain got together after dinner to gossip and talk about this stupid ginseng essence, they could only express their sympathy for him very kindly.After all, the Ganoderma lucidum that lied to him was so beautiful.

On this hilltop that looks good, the spirit of the beautiful ganoderma overwhelms the most experienced elder ginseng essence, becoming the overlord of mountain spirits on the No. 15 mountain affiliated to Heifeng Mountain.Although everyone thinks that Ganoderma lucidum extract is a bit unkind, it's fine if the old man wins the election, but he still has to harm that little grandson who doesn't understand anything.But everyone still looks up to the lair of Ganoderma lucidum with a sincere heart every day. After all, Ganoderma lucidum is so beautiful.

Ganoderma lucidum essence is actually an outsider on this mountain, many, many years ago, when the little ginseng essence was only a few dozen years old—of course, the Ganoderma lucidum essence at that time was only one or two hundred years old.But for these high-end, expensive, older and more valuable natives of Chinese herbal medicines who are most suitable for gift giving, one or two hundred years old is not enough to look at, and those who are less than a thousand years old are ashamed to say that they belong to the world of Chinese herbal medicines.So they can't remember exactly how many years ago these many years ago.

And now, the little ginseng essence, who is obviously one or two hundred years old, still firmly believes that he is a big white and fat carrot.

But this very beautiful Ganoderma lucidum is different, he is like the male protagonist in a comprehension novel, he is very young and can build a golden pill to abuse all kinds of things in the comprehension continent.In short, the point is that although he is young, he is powerful.A beautiful and powerful ganoderma lucidum can easily arouse all kinds of ugly desires in this ugly world, so after all kinds of fights and escapes, the ganoderma lucidum came to this almost isolated world with injuries all over her body. No. 15 hill attached to Heifeng Mountain.

It was the small ginseng essence that discovered the essence of Ganoderma lucidum.

And what a beautiful encounter this should have been.

It's a pity that the Ganoderma lucidum was seriously injured at this time, and when it reached the top of the mountain, it returned to a tattered and worthless Ganoderma lucidum.

At that time, he was still lying on the ground gasping for breath. Fortunately, he escaped unharmed, and saw a fat little ginseng that could not yet transform itself, singing slowly and moving towards his direction.

Come here again, come here again, little ginseng, come around in front of me and let me lick a couple of mouthfuls.Ganoderma lucidum screamed in his heart, although no one knew whether licking ginseng after the Ganoderma lucidum was injured would really be of any use.

Finally, the little ginseng, whose speed was comparable to that of a thousand-year-old tortoise, came to Ganoderma lucidum essence.But before Ganoderma lucidum had time to be happy, he saw a ginseng hair less than the thickness of his little finger pointing directly at his eyes, and then a tender voice came into his ears.

"Grandpa, Grandpa! I found a big! Mushroom! Mushroom!"

To your grandma's big mushrooms!

The Ganoderma Lucidum Spirit, who has been following the mysterious route of fairy air, ethereal, non-human fireworks, cursed this first swear word in 200 years in his heart.

"Go to your grandma's big mushroom, this is Ganoderma lucidum, come and lick it." The old ginseng essence patted the little ginseng essence's head with its thickest ginseng tendril, and the other tendrils quickly stretched forward, and the ganoderma lucidum Looking at the old man's ginseng who was seriously inconsistent with his behavior and temperament, listening to the inconsistent words, he just felt that life's ups and downs, great joys and sorrows were too unacceptable for Ganoderma lucidum, so he rolled his eyes and passed out. Before giving his grandson two licks.

Well, what a beautiful encounter this should have been.

Time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle.In a blink of an eye, another 100 years have passed. During these 100 years, Ganoderma lucidum healed my wounds, and the elderly ginseng was afraid that he would have a nosebleed, so he asked the little ginseng essence to lick two mouthfuls of Ganoderma lucidum. What?What did you say?Ganoderma lucidum essence said that he is getting older, his ears are not very sharp, and his memory seems to be getting worse.

When Ganoderma lucidum passed out, he was taken back to the cave by the old ginseng essence. When he woke up, before he opened his eyes, he heard the ginseng who said he was a big mushroom continue to speak in a crisp, childlike voice.

"Grandpa, grandpa! This mushroom tastes so weird, it's so unpalatable and it looks dirty, I don't want to lick it, you can lick it yourself."

The Ganoderma lucidum became so angry that it became a human on the spot.

"Grandpa, Grandpa! There are monsters!!!!" The little ginseng spirit covered his eyes and teleported behind the old man ginseng spirit at a speed that didn't match his own chubby body.The sight of a fat ginseng hiding behind an even fatter ginseng was so funny, Ganoderma lucidum couldn't help laughing, so he felt even angrier.

"I am not a monster, but a Ganoderma lucidum. I was seriously injured by the wicked in the world. Thanks to the help of the seniors, the younger generation can stay here temporarily. Please forgive me for disturbing you." The gentle voice of the Ganoderma lucidum was like The spring water poured out like a tinkling dongdong, which was not at all in harmony with his current desolate appearance in tattered clothes.Of course, it was not in harmony with the frenzied activities going on in his mind now.Ganoderma lucidum essence feels that he is really temperamental, and everything he says casually is so cultured.In fact, he learned these few words in the world, and he didn't know if he was really educated. He just thought that the person looked like he wanted to punch him when he said that, so he was very happy. Speak in such a tone that others want to beat him up.

The old ginseng essence in front of him has been able to transform into a human form long ago, but he thinks it is more stylish to maintain the appearance of an old ginseng, and his little grandson is not yet able to transform into a human form, so he has always maintained the appearance of a ginseng , so they will always be stepped on by small animals without eyes when they are basking in the sun.But the old ginseng essence has a good temper, don't ask why, as a respected old ginseng essence, a good temper is a necessary personality setting.So the good-tempered old man Shen Jing rolled his eyes in his heart after hearing Ganoderma lucidum Jing's pretentious words.

You are not a monster, I really saw a ghost.

Then the old man's ginseng essence transformed into a half-centenarian man, stroking his ankle-length white beard, and showing a very kind smile to the ganoderma lucidum essence.

"In that case, let's stay here with the old man."

What is old age, can it be eaten?In the early years, the old man who was also young and eager to learn the tongue was not very clear about ginseng essence.

In this way, in the time between two sentences, Ganoderma lucidum took root temporarily on the No. 15 mountain affiliated to Heifeng Mountain.Then what is the thing that he has been thinking about for 100 years? Of course, it is related to the other hero of this article, that is, the protagonist who ruined this beautiful encounter.

"Hey, little fat man, come here." The Ganoderma lucidum essence was so handsome after being resurrected with full blood, her long black hair was hanging down, and she obviously didn't do any extra care, but she was not like the same black-haired guy next door Polygonum multiflorum looks messy like that, so the face does not need to be described too much. Of course, it has sword eyebrows, star eyes, red lips and white teeth. Without these standard Ganoderma lucidum essence, how could it be possible to be the mountain flower of the No. 15 affiliated mountain of Heifeng Mountain every year.Appreciating beauty is instinctive even for a child, so the little ginseng essence looked at Ganoderma lucidum essence about seventeen or eighteen years old in such a dazed way, and walked in front of him with a somewhat indistinguishable face.

One more thing, the current small ginseng essence still can't transform, it still looks like the chubby ginseng.

"Little Fatty, do you know what you are?" Ganoderma lucidum essence's gentle and gentle voice was full of temptation at the moment, and the little ginseng essence, who was only over 100 years old and had little cultivation, could not resist at all.

"I'm a little fat man." The voice was very innocent, and the eyes were very innocent.

"No, you're not a little fat man, you are..." Ganoderma lucidum winked at the little ginseng essence, looking very mischievous, a perfect match for that good looks.

"You are actually a big white radish, do you know that!"

"Ah?" The little ginseng was stunned. This was the first time he heard about what he was. In his heart, he was a little fat man, because his grandfather always called him a little fat man, so he always thought he was a little fat man. Fatty, and grandpa is just grandpa.

Ganoderma lucidum essence was overjoyed when he saw the little ginseng essence. It turned out that this stupid ginseng didn't even know that he was a ginseng. He had thought of many reasons to trick him into believing that he was a carrot. He didn't expect to succeed so easily. Now, Ganoderma lucidum essence once again felt that he was indeed a genius, and he was so good at everything.

"Yes, you are a big white radish, and I am a Ganoderma lucidum, just like the peony sister you like is a flower, Little Fatty is just your name, and you are a big radish." Ganoderma lucidum Jing's serious and determined expression made her look even more beautiful.

So even though the little ginseng essence didn't understand the gibberish words of the ganoderma lucidum essence, it firmly remembered that I was a big white radish.

Seeing his suddenly enlightened expression, Ganoderma lucidum secretly smiled in his heart, a hundred years of revenge!Finally signed up today!Sure enough, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in 100 years!Then Ganoderma lucidum, in the spirit of revenge and dedication, spent a lot of time explaining to the little ginseng essence the efficacy of radish and how to cook it best.Although he talked more in one afternoon than he had in 100 years combined, the narrow-minded and vengeful Ganoderma lucidum essence didn't care at all.

Time flies, another 100 years have passed, and the little ginseng essence knows that it was cheated by the ganoderma lucidum essence back then.

The old ginseng can often sleep for several years after taking a nap, so he finally found that the little ginseng was fantasizing about whether he would cook with the docile big brother in the future, or with the old pig who always deliberately nuzzled him When cooking together, he realized the seriousness of the problem, so he decided to have a good communication with his grandson.

"Come here, little fat man." The old man Shen Jing changed his voice to the tireless teaching mode.

"Grandpa! I have said many times, don't call me little fat man anymore, but call me big white radish, follow me, big~white~radish~" The little ginseng essence is very cute with a serious look, but the old ginseng The fine forehead jumps straight.

"Okay, okay, you are a big white radish, then tell grandpa, what am I?" The old man Ginseng tried his best to maintain his kind smile, almost crushing the few remaining teeth. Of course, there are only a few teeth left. One tooth is also standard for a kind old man.

"You are old white radish~" The baby grandson's innocent expression at this moment, but he no longer wants the old ginseng to rub his face with his beard, but takes a deep breath, turns his back and grabs his own The long white beard muttered bitterly.

"I'm so numb and pissed off, old ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum essence, you're finished!"