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【Chapter 22 Star Account】

Liu Chengcheng finally understood that this was no different from the grand feast that the overlord of Chu invited Liu Bang to - but Emperor Liu had loyal ministers and righteous men to rescue him, but he was just a lamb who fell into the tiger's mouth.

Before Luo Ran and the others came back, the three of them had already moved their positions.It is said that human beings have a natural desire to yearn for the sky, otherwise, how could they build airplanes and even satellite rockets that fly into space.

However, in the current situation, Liu Chengcheng was left speechless - he was frightened and stupid.

This is because after the brainwave exchange between the two brothers, the two ferocious alien beasts illegally restricted Liu Chengcheng's ability to move and kidnapped him to the real destination of the alien visitor, which is Ilya. De was repairing his own house.

In view of the fragility and incapacity of people on earth, the squirrel in Liu Chengcheng's arms staged a second major transformation into a living person.Although becoming shorter than Liu Chengcheng after turning into a human form made Eliard feel the deep malice of the world, but as a self-proclaimed, and in fact, a star beast who is much stronger than Liu Chengcheng, he still decided to treat himself The future nanny is in charge.

With a height that is definitely 1.6 meters taller than a certain chicken, Liu Chengcheng was easily clamped in the armpit like a chicken, and ran out of the window.It's not accurate to say that running, if someone sees this speed, the Olympic Games and the National Games will be unnecessary, isn't it a blow to people's enthusiasm!

If you still can't imagine it, please refer to the teleportation in a god of death.

The person involved, Liu Chengcheng, was obediently "lifted" to the destination by an alien visitor who was not sure what it was in this absolutely awkward posture.Fortunately, considering the physique of ordinary human beings, Iliad opened a layer of mental protection film to protect the nanny from being blown away by the human beings who were being rushed.

The smiling tiger Ode, who has revealed his true colors here, is no longer "polite", and still tells Liu Chengcheng the reason for coming here in a habitual and elegant manner.

An alien technology with the same attributes as the repair warehouse was displayed in front of the young man. Before Liu Chengcheng had time to admire and be surprised, he was frightened to death by the human words that Ode said.

"Go in." The legendary low but elegant voice like a violin appeared in the boy's ears.

"Yes." Liu Chengcheng obediently "let people manipulate".Bastard, whoever wants to go into this kind of thing that you don't know what it is!With such a strange shell, who knows if it is similar to the existence of Nepenthes piranha.

Lifted by the metal arm, Liu Chengcheng fell into a coma before the cold feeling on the arm disappeared.The whole person was covered by the translucent green viscous liquid in the cabin.

The sleeping human didn't know that all his data were displayed in front of the two alien beasts.

Physical strength G-, perseverance E-, physical flexibility G-, mental strength D+, observation ability E+... According to the data, it can be concluded that the comprehensive vitality of Earth Life Body No. 1 is E.All kinds of data are projected in common language. When you have any doubts, the ubiquitous cold machine voice can solve any doubts for you.

It's a pity that Liu Chengcheng, the only one who might have doubts, is still lying dead.

Mental Power D+, heh, Aude raised his eyebrows looking at this statistic.

Odd: "Child Potential Machine No. A18433, are you sure that the test of mental power is correct."

Potential testing machine: "Yes, master." Hearing the machine's affirmation again, Odd and Iliad thought of going together - it seems that what happened to me/my brother is indeed related to Liu Chengcheng.

It was speculation before, but now it is certainty.

Why is Liu Chengcheng's data different from ordinary humans?If his mental power goes up one level, that is, from D to C, it will be the minimum standard for ordinary star beast cubs when they are born.

However, Liu Chengcheng's usual performance is not as good as that of an ordinary human genius. It can only be said that his mental power attribute should be particularly biased.

Generally, the special ones are potential stocks that everyone prefers to invest in.

As the second generation of the emperor, they really don't need this spare cash.

Potential testing machine: "Master, do you still need to continue repairing the No. 1 constitution of the impurity-removing life form?" Because of Odd's pause just now, the intelligence brain of the testing machine asked its owner's current intention in time.

Odd nodded: "Continue."

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After Liu Chengcheng woke up, he found that he was lying on a soft single bed. His body was as comfortable as if he had just taken a hot spring and had a full sleep. He enjoyed both his soul and body.

If it wasn't for the fact that he was sweating black all over his body as if he had been coated with black sesame paste, or his stomach hurts like he had just eaten ten catties of crotons and urgently needed to throw himself into the arms of the toilet master to remove impurities, then he would definitely think that he hadn't eaten it. Xisui Dan is drinking space spirit water.

Lifting off the quilt covering him, turning around slightly, he saw a pseudo squirrel lying on the big pillow next to his head, sleeping soundly and lovely.If he hadn't just found out his identity just now, Liu Chengcheng would have touched this fur ball from beginning to end.

But what's going on now?Looking at the rising sun outside the window, Liu Chengcheng was a little confused about the situation.

Didn't he just experience a trapeze, and then went to a house, Odd, squirrel, ... and then, then?He doesn't know!

Before he could sort out his thoughts, the door of this small lounge was pushed open.

Aode appeared outside the door and saw Liu Chengcheng who had woken up, "How do you feel?"

"?" How about what?

Breakfast was placed on the small iron frame glass table by the window, exuding bursts of tempting aroma. "Does your body feel very comfortable now?" Seeing Liu Chengcheng with question marks on his face, Ode explained empathetically...

Seeing that Liu Chengcheng's attention had been concentrated, Aode smiled and continued, "Last night you accepted the body repair function of the potential testing machine. Don't worry, all of them are the safest and most guaranteed products of the Pa family. Among them are Pabering Repairing Agent, Pashukais Mental Stimulating Liquid,...to improve your body functions. Simply put, if nothing else happens, Cheng Cheng, you can live to over 250 years old with no disease or disaster."

"For example, when you are 200 years old, you will be more healthy and strong than a 20-year-old young man." Aude gave an example of a very illustrative situation.

"..." Liu Chengcheng didn't know what he could say.Should I be happy and sad?

He just slept like this, and he achieved Lian Shihuang's lifelong goal, which is twice as long as the Chinese people's favorite "Longevity".But 200 years old (250 years old), at that time, it is not the Guinness Book of Records but the Human Genome Research Group is waiting for him.

He's seen the day-to-day life of a guinea pig!asshole!

Before Liu Chengcheng could diverge his thinking into outer space, what Aode said next was obviously very outer space. "So, these cost a total of 7291 interstellar coins."

"..." Could it be that there is still money to be given?Liu Chengcheng revealed the truth once in a while.

Aode took out something that looked like a mobile phone and shook it in front of Liu Chengcheng: "That is to say, the total cost you have to pay for this repair is about 3656 billion U.S. dollars. I have deducted it from your account .” With a bright smile, Odd described this frightening number as the price of buying a few sweet potatoes.

It can only be said that Earth Coin is really worthless.

Liu Chengcheng: Σ(￣д￣;)!He now understood how the Peruvian currency felt.

It's not that Odd is rip-off, just take the Pabering repair solution, each standard part of this kind of working part is similar to the extraction process of essential oil is from one hundred XRT associated ore Purified.

And an XRT associated ore is definitely more beautiful than Ocean Star and more valuable than King's Scepter (a drop-shaped diamond of more than 500 carats).

What's more, the price Liu Chengcheng heard now is definitely the cheapest price.

"Because the signing of the contract between us took effect, but your physical fitness is not up to standard, so I first chose this package for you to repair and improve." Odd was in a good mood to popularize some interstellar common sense for him, perhaps because It's because Liu Chengcheng looked so stupid after hearing that number.

"As your employer, I am responsible for 60% of the expenses. And because you are still underage on your home planet Earth, you are also reimbursed by our "Cubs Autonomous Exercise Association" Yes, you can apply for about 18% of the application quota there. There are also subsidies for some small places, which account for about 5-6% of the total.”

The handsome man sat on a chair and let the sun touch him fiercely. His big blue eyes were like the sky under the sun, and his whole body looked extremely dazzling.

"The rest will be paid by the salary I paid you in advance, so you don't have to worry about it." Odd smiled awkwardly.

Therefore, before Liu Chengcheng got his green card from the United States, he has already become the No. 1 on Earth who has obtained the interstellar identity certificate. He flies a flying saucer to work in the universe and travels in an airship in the interstellar. A bright future is waiting for this young man.

One small step for him is one giant leap for mankind. If he falls, it has nothing to do with human beings, right?

This identity card was naturally applied by Ord using royal privileges. Although there are legal restrictions that cannot interfere with the original planet, Ord and the others did not cause irreversible damage to the earth, and did not send knowledge systems higher than their original knowledge to the earth. The advanced technology has only established an employment relationship with the native creatures of the original planet (that is, Liu Chengcheng, the earth human). Although there are few such special cases, there are still some.

To put it more simply - Liu Chengcheng's household registration is now in their Carlos family, and he is also a member of the Carlos family.

It's really gratifying, I thought he would never get married.

"Because when you agreed to take care of my brother Iliad, the contract between us was established. So you don't have to worry about me breaking the contract. There is a paper version here, Cheng Cheng, you can take a look."

But I really want to quit QAQ

A piece of rolled parchment that looked like parchment was taken out by Ode from nowhere, and then placed in Liu Chengcheng's hands.

Except for the familiar "Liu Chengcheng", no one knew the words on it!

And when did he sign it!Is it really okay to cheat openly in front of the person involved?

Liu Chengcheng didn't get an explanation, and could only continue to listen to the "friendly conversation" between Aode and him.Obviously, Ord would not let him go so easily.

"As for the cost of body enhancement after reaching the standard, in view of its non-essentiality, only you should bear the 40%."

Before Liu Chengcheng could recover from the stimulus of the huge debt he owed, he realized that he would continue to owe more money.Since he didn't want to use his small arms and legs to identify the force value of the alien visitor, the big fist was the boss, Liu Chengcheng still kept his mouth shut.

Fortunately, Aude knows what it means to hit a red date with a stick. In order to scare Liu Chengcheng out of his body, Aode sacrificed a "carrot".

"Cheng Cheng, you don't have to worry about money. I'll pay you a lot." Only then did Liu Chengcheng realize that he could also get paid.

"800 interstellar currency per month, this is the maximum amount you can give for this type of work (nanny for minors). Although all of it will be used to pay off the loan and interest, I will give you an additional 8000~10000 per month As for the activity expenses of living ingredients in U.S. dollars, as long as Eliade nods and says yes, the remaining money will be your reward for the month."

Calculate how much a squirrel, even if it is an alien squirrel, can eat in a month. The poor student Liu Chengcheng still agrees to Ode's "contract" for money.

Isn't it just to bring children, WHO is afraid of WHO.

What's more, he himself signed the Overlord Treaty, and he sold himself long ago.

Liu Chengcheng, who thought he could save living expenses every month and even save a little money, took over Iliad from Odd, and then, in the future, it was too late for another big regret!

After eating the breakfast that Aode kindly delivered to the room (the weasel gave the chicken New Year's greetings), Liu Chengcheng had time to observe the house seriously.

It’s no different, it’s very American-style minimalist decoration, but touch the identity card on his wrist that has now changed into a watch, and Iliad who was still sleeping (essentially an upgrade) without being woken up just now, Liu Chengcheng clearly understood that he was not dreaming.

But why does he feel that he accepted it so well? Apart from being frightened by the amount owed, why, why can't he be afraid of alien visitors around him.Shouldn't they cry, make trouble and hang themselves? (this is optional)

Especially now he still likes Iliad's occasional cute little appearance.

Liu Chengcheng couldn't figure it out, so he had to attribute him to his boldness and carefulness, and his ability to accept new things.I didn't think of my own particularity and uniqueness at all. I really didn't fall into the second grade when it was time to fall into the second grade.You are really the protagonist of this article!

After leaving the room, Liu Chengcheng suddenly thought, where is Luo Ran who came with him yesterday?

It seems that he was forgotten.

Respectfully asked Ode, who was eating junk food in the living room and was extremely elegant, and got the answer that Luo Ran was "sent" back by Nico.

Liu Chengcheng, who didn't realize that the words were sent in quotation marks, was reassuring about Luo Ran's safety, but at the same time, he wondered why Luo Ran was so reassured that he was staying outside alone, which is very dangerous, okay?

After finishing the trivial matters, Liu Chengcheng also stayed in the living room.After choosing a single sofa to sit down, Liu Chengcheng really couldn't be attracted by TV programs, which would lower his IQ if he watched them for a long time.

Aode turned his head and said suddenly, "Cheng Cheng, watching TV will not lower your IQ." Liu Chengcheng's face was full of exclamation marks.

"The restoration and improvement I'm talking about is what you get for every penny. He has already raised your mental strength to the peak of promotion. So now I can receive your stronger emotions." What Ode didn't say was that he was a new father. The star beasts of human mothers use perception to determine whether the baby star beast is thirsty or hungry, whether it wants to pee or hum.

The two just confirmed that Liu Chengcheng would not go back on the contract. Now Aode, now Aode is still irresponsible and handed Liu Chengcheng his identity card.

He added: "Your identity card is also the intelligence brain. If there is anything you don't understand, just ask him directly."

Let us thank Zhinao for being responsible for the work, otherwise Liu Chengcheng and other Odds who have no longer pretended to explain it, o(*￣▽￣*)o, wait until the end of time.

As a virtuous wife reserve, please don’t be afraid of your brother-in-law’s making things difficult, and face up to the difficulties—Chairman M said that those are paper tigers!

The author has something to say:

Happy National Day everyone, travel is really tiring, I don’t love it when I’m tired

This time it’s 4500+, this article, everyone read it as an interstellar farming article, I really don’t have the skill to write the initial expectation

Let it go, we are a loving family~o(*￣▽￣*)o