The tyrant has a little monster

Ze Er was hit thoroughly.

He felt that even if he didn't have the talent to be a cook, he wouldn't be able to make people vomit.

But it's a pity, really.

Yao Zaizi rolled his eyes until he vomited, and finally came to his senses, he quickly jumped away, and covered the tip of his nose with one paw, not to mention eating it, he didn't even dare to smell it.

The corners of Ze Er's eyes twitched. He picked up a piece and tasted it. He really wanted to praise himself against his will, but after holding it back for a while, he finally said, "Si Xi, you have a future."

It's amazing to be able to say things against your will without changing your face.

Xiao Sixi blinked, not quite understanding.

Ze Er took a bite and couldn't finish it, and he didn't want to lose face, "I have to pack it up for the first time I make it for Mr. Mo Xi to taste, and I won't share it with you."

If you don't poison other people, just poison Mo Xijun.

Yuan Qiu didn't expose it either, and was transferred to a food box.

Li Bai came over at this time, just as he walked into the yard, Yao Zizi quickly rushed into his arms, moaned and complained for a while, and showed the bright red tip of his tongue to his father.

Li Bai hugged and kneaded for a long time, then said: "You are not kind, you actually poisoned your little nephew."

Ze Er couldn't help but rolled his eyes, if it tastes bad, he poisoned it.

The three stayed together and had some conversations, Ze Er saw that it was getting late and didn't want to stay any longer, so he asked Li Bai to take him back.

Li Bai said: "Don't you know how to fly?"

Ze Er responded with a smirk, he can fly, but if he flies around in the palace, he will be shot into a hedgehog, okay? Treat everyone like him, tossing about in the palace casually, and someone pampers him.

Li Bai was a little tired today, physically tired, he didn't want to fly around with people so much, and finally decided to take Ze Er to the main entrance.

Let the two children stay to play, and after bidding farewell to Yuan Qiu, they left Nanli Garden.

On the way out of the palace, Ze Er said, "I think Yuan Qiu is quite an interesting person."

Li Bai glanced at him, with a weird expression on his face, if Ze Er and Yuan Qiu were really the same person, then would Ze Er's words be considered a disguised boast of himself?

"He's good at cooking, but it's a pity that he lives in the palace, otherwise I would still come to visit from time to time." Ze Er regretted that there are really too few places where he can eat for free.

Li Bai was very happy about this, "I can eat it anytime."

Ze Er cast a glance at him, not wanting to see his complacent appearance.

But with a casual glance, he was suddenly stunned.

Li Bai turned his head, following Ze Er's line of sight, stretched out his hand and landed on his neck, he asked: "What, is there any trace?"

Zeji nodded.

Li Bai said indifferently, "What's the matter, there are more liars."

Ze Er coughed lightly, a little uncomfortable and curious, "Are you gnawing?"

Li Bai glanced at him, curled his lips and said, "What are you asking?"

"...Who is a child!" Ze Er blushed.

Li Bai ignored him and walked straight forward, Ze Er was too young to be his great-grandson at this age, he was a child at that time.

Suddenly, Li Bai thought, just now he asked Ze Er to call Yao Zaizi his nephew, he really made a mistake in his generation, calling him grandpa is more or less the same.

Ze Er felt very unconvinced, and when he was about to pull Li Bai to reason, he saw a person walking in front of him.

The man held his head high and walked out with extremely arrogant steps. When he saw the two people coming towards him, he first said: "You guys are so courageous, you are not polite when you see this king!"

Li Bai stared at him, then pouted in disgust.

The person who came was Xiao Wang. Although he was afraid of the emperor, he was still the only prince in the capital. Even if other people looked down on him, he had to do it in private instead of putting it on the front.

But now, Xiao Wang felt insulted, he said angrily: "What is your name, tell me your name."

Li Bai's dislike became even stronger, "Whatever, you can call me sister...no, call me brother-in-law."

"Pfft." Ze Er suppressed a smile, this title made some sense, suddenly felt that Li Bai was sometimes a bit irritating, but anyway, quite interesting things happened from time to time, and he was quite happy.

"Brother, brother-in-law?" Xiao Wang was dumbfounded, what the hell is this.

Looking at the person in front of him carefully, he was sure that he was not in his memory, so where did this brother come from?And he doesn't have a brother...

Suddenly, Xiao Wang suddenly opened his eyes wide, "You, you, emperor, brother???"

Although he hadn't seen it before, he had heard it mentioned in private that the reason why the emperor didn't accept concubines was because he liked a man. Ah, simply blind.

Of course, he can only mutter in secret, and dare not tell outsiders even if he is killed.

"So you are brother-in-law! My brother has wanted to meet you for a long time, and it is better to meet you than to be famous. Brother-in-law, you are simply too outstanding!" King Xiao exclaimed exaggeratedly, wishing to boast the person in front of him like a flower.

As for why so exaggerated?

How can he not be exaggerated, his imperial brother has never had a crush on anyone in his life, he would rather choose a man to accompany him despite the objections of everyone in the world, so he really put it in his heart.

The man in the emperor's heart, does he dare to offend?

Even if he praised a little boy, the always stern-faced brother Huang would show a little smile, let alone the person next to the brother's pillow, so naturally he had to boast to death.

With a flattering smile on his face, "Where is brother-in-law going? Why don't you take my younger brother to see the emperor?"

Then he would praise his brother vigorously in front of the emperor's brother, maybe the emperor's brother would let him return to the fief if he was happy.

Although the capital is good, he is uncomfortable. He still wants to return to the fief and become his 'big king'.

"No, you can go by yourself." The disgust in Li Bai's eyes gradually dissipated. Although this cheap brother has the intention of snatching the throne of the big liar, he has a good vision, after all, he is really outstanding.

After saying a few more words, the two groups separated, and after walking for a while, Li Bai said complacently, "Look, I'm quite outstanding, people praise me."

Ze Er said: "Do you think he really wants to praise you?"

Li Bai laughed even more happily, "I don't want to praise but I have to, don't you think it's more interesting?"

Ze Er was dumbfounded. Thinking about it, it was true. He was unwilling, but he could only flatter him with a flattering face. Doesn't it mean that the other party is more capable?

Li Bai clasped his hands on his chest, "My big liar is awesome."

"..." Ze Er was speechless, is this killing a dog?In order not to be killed any more, he hurriedly said: "It's done, don't continue to send it off, just go out by myself as long as the gate is there."

Li Bai was a little unhappy, he hadn't finished talking yet.

Seeing this, Ze Er walked faster.

Seeing his friend fleeing, Li Bai could only return home regretfully.

And here, when King Xiao saw the emperor, the first thing he said after saluting was to constantly praise Li Bai, he praised from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, he described it as the most perfect person in the world.

I thought the Royal Brotherhood would be particularly happy, even if he wasn't put back on the back cover, he could still be rewarded with something.

But who would have known that just after he finished speaking, he raised his head to look, and saw Brother Huang's half-smile, which made him so terrified that he couldn't help shivering.

"Brother Huang, did my brother say anything wrong?"

Xiao Wang was a little uncertain. Recalling the praise just now, there was really nothing wrong with it. The rhetoric was gorgeous and deep, and anyone would be happy to hear it.

Bei Chunzhi was very peaceful, he shook his head: "No."

King Xiao panicked even more, he was not afraid of his being so quiet, his legs softened and he knelt on the ground and kowtowed, "Brother Huang, please forgive me, I will never dare to say the wrong thing again."

"Oh?" Bei Chunzhi looked down at the person kneeling on the ground, and he said slowly, "Then tell me, what's wrong."

"..." Xiao Wang wanted to cry, he thought it was right.

Bei Chunzhi smiled coldly.

Eunuch Li stepped forward softly to help the person who was about to collapse on the ground, and while helping him, he reminded him in a low voice, "My lord, you are overstepping."

There was a 'thump' in Xiao Wang's heart, and the blood on his face immediately faded, he quickly waved his hand: "Brother Huang, don't get me wrong, this younger brother is definitely not coveting my brother-in-law!"

"Brother?" Bei Chunzhi raised his eyebrows.

"No, no, no, it's sister-in-law...brother and sister-in-law?" Xiao Wang wanted to cry, what kind of ghosts are these, if he had known that his mouth would be sloppy.

If it wasn't for Eunuch Li's kind reminder, he really wouldn't know what he said wrong.

But whoever told the emperor to find a man, he also forgot the taboo, now that he thinks about it, he really wants to slap himself a few times, praise Li Bai in front of the emperor, why not just praise his wife in front of others .

If it was him, he would have beaten this idiot long ago.

King Xiao wrinkled his face, wanting to cry or not: "Brother Huang, I don't dare to do it anymore, so you will be stupid and talk nonsense."

Bei Chunzhi asked casually: "Nonsense? What do you mean, he's not well?"

"No, no, he's good, he's very good!" Xiao Wang said in a panic.

Bei Chunzhi glanced at him and sneered, "Then what's wrong with him?"

"..." King Xiao cried with a sad face, answering yes or no, how could he answer?Just confess, "Brother Huang, please forgive me, I am stupid, I really don't know what to say."

Bei Chunzhi got up, he walked down the steps step by step, and came to Xiao Wang's side, he looked down at the man, and said: "Since you know stupidity, then you should be smarter, a stupid person is an eyesore by my side."

Xiao Wang was wronged, what is wrong with him being stupid?Who made his father make him so stupid, he has the guts to ask his father to reason.

Discussions come back to the abdomen, Xiao Wangte nodded obediently, "My brother will definitely go far away, and I will never hinder the eyes of the emperor."

So, expel him back to the fief immediately!good for everyone!

However, when King Xiao was expecting it, Bei Chunzhi continued, "It just so happens that there are a lot of idiots in the court, and I sent you to lead them, so that they all learn to be smarter."

"Ah?" King Xiao suddenly raised his head, very puzzled.

Bei Chunzhi didn't bother to explain to him, and left the palace after giving him a look.

King Xiao was really dumbfounded, but he didn't dare to go forward and ask what the mission the emperor entrusted to him was?He could only hold back Eunuch Li who hadn't left the house yet.

"Eunuch Li, what does the emperor mean?" He asked while taking out a bank note from his sleeve pocket and handing it over.

Eunuch Li glanced at it from the corner of his eye. The amount of this bank note is not small, and he didn't refuse it. He took it directly and said with a smile, "Congratulations King Xiao, His Majesty wants to use you again."

Xiao Wang really couldn't laugh out loud, he thought he was an idiot and an eyesore, is this called reuse?

He smiled wryly and said, "Elder-in-law, just tell me the truth. If you ask me to guess, I really can't guess."

Eunuch Li stuffed the banknote into his pocket, and he said slowly: "Prince Xiao, think about it carefully, what did you say to His Majesty today?"

Xiao Wang frowned, thought for a while before saying: "Brother? No, brother and sister-in-law?"

Eunuch Li smiled without saying a word.

Xiao Wang stared at Eunuch Li's old face, gestured with his eyes, and then?

Eunuch Li finally understands, if he wants to beat around the bush, King Xiao may not be able to understand tonight, he doesn't bother to beat around the bush again, and said bluntly: "Your Majesty, you know what you think about Lord Li."

King Xiao nodded.

Eunuch Li continued: "Your Majesty told you to shut up just now, so you told the world to shut up."

Xiao Wang's frown suddenly relaxed, "This king knows it! Brother Huang is to make those idiots less chattering, right?"

Eunuch Li nodded with a smile, "My lord has hit the spot."

King Xiao is gearing up, Brother Huang cares so much about Li Bai, and entrusts him with such an important matter, so it is not important.

It was decided at the moment that he must finish this matter!Shut up those idiots.

Eunuch Li looked at King Xiao who laughed and left, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

They all have the same father, so why is there such a difference?

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"I have a dragon, super fierce"

Sang Xiaosu has a dragon, which is particularly ferocious.

So cruel that he would eat a sheep, ten catties of pork, and fifty big meat buns for a meal!

Sang Xiaosu touched his pocket, he couldn't afford it, he couldn't afford it, should he throw it away?

Heidan is a newborn baby milk dragon. Fortunately, human beings offered 'sacrifices' as soon as he was born, and he was so happy that he was hiccupped by the food and drink.

But how did he know that this disobedient 'sacrifice' actually wanted to abandon him? !

The ferocious dragon put his hands on his hips, breathed out sparkling dragon breath, and screamed in a childish voice.

"Wooooow~" (If you run away, I'll eat you!)

Sang Xiaosu looked at the little milk dragon who was only knee high and whose mouth was no bigger than a palm. He didn't want to run away for a moment, he just wanted to masturbate the milk dragon!

Although Xiaonailong is small, he has a big background.

The dragons in Shulongshan were furious, and the dragon eggs left by their elders that had not hatched for thousands of years disappeared? !You know, this egg is their grandpa Longzu!They actually lost 'grandfather'...

The group of dragons went out to look for them, and they were about to scrape and eat the "egg-stealing" humans, but the little milk dragon stood in front of the group of dragons: "This person is me..."

Qunlong: "Let's do it, let's do it. Since they belong to grandpa, they will make offerings."

Little milk dragon: "...food."

(This is my food storage, no one is allowed to move it!)

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of fat tomato;