The tyrant has a little monster

Zu Zhou broke into the main room with his troops, and the first thing he saw was Prime Minister Right, who was already slumped on a chair, and before he had time to snort coldly and say a cruel word, he saw the person lying on the ground.

"He's pretending to be dizzy!" Prime Minister Right was furious, since he had no chance to resist, then drag everyone to hell.

Zu Zhou didn't know that he was pretending to be dizzy, so he stepped forward and stepped on the palm of the person on the ground. He didn't use much force, but Xiao Wang just shivered a little, and then he didn't move.

Looking at it like that, he has already decided to beat him to death without waking up anyway, because King Xiao knows very well that once he wakes up, he might really die.

"Forget it, let's take down this old thief first." Zu Zhou is not the kind of person who likes to abuse people, so he doesn't care too much if he doesn't wake up. After all, he is a member of the royal family, and he should leave it to His Majesty. Bar.

You know, His Majesty's methods are much more cruel than his.

It didn't take much effort, many officials' houses in the capital were broken into by officials, many people were arrested, and all of them were put in prison.

Those who are interested will know that His Majesty will not let go easily this time.

Zu Zhou brought King Xiao into the palace, just after kneeling and prostrating, the person who was carried in made a pretentious groan, and then woke up leisurely.

The acting was very fake, but he was addicted to it. Xiao Wang opened his eyes and asked first: "Why is this king here?"

Immediately looking up, seeing the person on the imperial chair, my heart thumped, and I had to bite the bullet and cry out: "Brother Huang! It's so kind of my younger brother to see you. That right minister is a thief, and he actually kidnapped my younger brother." Entering the capital, if my younger brother hadn't vowed to fight to the death, I'm afraid I wouldn't have seen the imperial brother."

Not only crying and shouting, but also tears and snot.

Bei Chunzhi on the throne just watched his performance quietly, as if watching a fool.

King Xiao couldn't cry anymore, he huddled into a ball, not to mention how scared he was.

It is impossible not to be afraid, the father gave birth to so many sons, so many brothers, only two of them are still alive in this world.

He and His Majesty.

It is a fortune teller that he survived. During the battle for the crown prince, he was sent thousands of miles away by the former emperor because of something he did wrong. After a life of dreams and drunkenness, he suddenly discovered that his father was gone, and his brothers were gone. Only one tyrant remained.

During those days, he was terrified, afraid that the tyrant emperor would remember that there was a younger brother who was still alive in the distance. Fortunately, after so many years, although his back cover was barren, his life was really good, and he never thought about it. The idea of ​​taking the position.

If you want to blame, you can blame Prime Minister Right, first he sent a letter, and then he found a beauty to seduce him, otherwise, why would he sneak away from the back cover to play with the beauty, let alone rush into Beijing rashly after receiving news that the emperor brother disappeared.

Suo Suo nose.

Xiao Wang felt that he was really wronged, he really never thought about taking the throne, being an emperor is so tiring, how can there be a pool of wine and a forest of meat?Anyway, the back cover is there, even if he doesn't do anything, there are people to accompany him and money to spend, and in his small world, he is above ten thousand people.

Moreover……

Even if he took the throne, he couldn't sit still.

why?

Just because he can't manage a small fief well, and now life is getting poorer and poorer...

King Xiao really wanted to tell Brother Huang all these things, but seeing Brother Huang's cold eyes, he couldn't open his mouth at all.

At this time, the flustered King Xiao saw something playing with fur balls in the arms of the emperor. It should be a fox. I heard that the grandson of the right minister was disfigured because of a fox. He probably likes foxes very much. .

It is rare for a tyrant to like something, Xiao Wang said in a trembling tone: "Emperor, Brother Huang, the pet you keep is so beautiful."

Bei Chunzhi glanced at him, and continued to smooth Xiao Xiaobai's hair with his hand, "This is your nephew."

"..." King Xiao was a little inexplicable, a fox is his nephew?what the hell.

However, with a flattering smile on his face, King Xiao praised desperately: "No wonder it looks different from ordinary foxes. It turns out that it is the nephew of my younger brother. It is really different. Just looking at it, it feels like it is covered with golden light. .”

Zu Zhou on the side heard goosebumps.

However, Bei Chunzhi nodded in agreement, "You are quite right."

Zu Zhou stared wide-eyed, can His Majesty be impressed by such a boast?Is it so simple, no, I have to take a closer look later and learn more.

Not to mention, King Xiao was also very surprised that a few casual compliments could actually make the emperor happy?You have to know that some people used to dig their hearts and lungs to be kind to Brother Huang, and they had to give a compliment, but in the end...

King Xiao understood immediately, he thought he had found a good way to avoid being beheaded.

The knelt knees moved forward, and they marveled as they moved.

"Wow! Look at the prince's shiny fur and smooth hair. You don't need to touch it to know that it is smoother than silk."

"Look at its eyes, how can they be more beautiful than gems!"

"Brother Huang, how can you have such a beautiful son, I am really envious of you."

"Cough cough." Zu Zhou put his hand to his mouth and coughed to suppress his uncontrollable smile.

Isn't this Xiao Wang too funny, thinking that such a mere compliment can make His Majesty show mercy to him?What a dream.

"Zu Aiqing, what are you laughing at?"

"Ah?" Zu Zhou didn't react for a while.

Bei Chunzhi glanced at him: "Could it be that you think my son can't deserve this compliment?"

"..." Zu Zhou felt that he was wrong, it was not King Xiao who was dreaming but himself, "I, naturally deserve it."

Bei Chunzhi nodded in satisfaction.

He also felt that his little Yunbai deserved it.

It's rare to be in a good mood, and Bei Chunzhi doesn't like to see those killings and beatings, so he said: "Fortunately, Zhengqing and others will be handed over to you. I only want obedient people, and anyone who doesn't listen will be killed."

"The minister takes orders!"

Zu Zhou clasped his fists to salute, just when he was about to leave, he saw King Xiao who was still kneeling there, and said, "Your Majesty, what should we do with this person?"

"Brother Huang, I just saw such a lovely nephew, please let me take a few more look at it." King Xiao flattered his face.

He is a little bit cowardly, but the more he is cowardly, the more he can save his life. If that's the case, why doesn't he be a little bit cowardly?

Bei Chunzhi didn't even bother to look at him again, and directly told Zu Zhou: "Take him with you, let him take a good look at the scene where he went the wrong way."

King Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, and followed General Zu Zhou obediently to leave.

When the two walked out of the palace, Zu Zhoute said disdainfully, "King Xiao is quite capable."

Xiao Wang didn't care if he was being sarcastic or not, he reached out and pointed to the ground.

Zu Zhou didn't understand his action, "What do you mean?"

Xiao Wang was slightly satisfied, "See, this king can stand here now, instead of being dragged to be beheaded like the right minister, it is thanks to this king's mouth, this king can survive, and the beauty is still in his arms , the delicious food is still eaten in the mouth."

"..."

This is not thanks to this mouth, it is obviously thanks to the thick skin.

Zu Zhou didn't want to talk to him anymore, so he walked straight forward.

King Xiao followed quickly, and he asked, "I just wanted to ask you, what does my brother's nephew mean?"

Zu Zhou rolled his eyes at him, "I don't know."

"How come you don't know? Aren't you the most powerful general around Brother Huang?"

Zu Zhou stopped, squinting and looking at the people around him, "Don't think that I didn't hear that you were sowing discord, Lord Xiao, you'd better be honest, lest I miss you and let the subordinates think that you are Those who want to cut off their heads will take you and cut them off."

"..." King Xiao shivered, didn't he say that Zu Zhou was a fool, he wasn't stupid to look at.

Forget it, let's play it safe, he really wants to live a few more years.

Isn't beauty fragrant?Isn't the food delicious?Why do you have to sit on the throne and have a headache, he really wants to understand now, being the emperor is so tiring, let the emperor worry about it, he just wants to be a prince who eats and waits to die.

There is no requirement, let him live until he is ten years old, and just play for a lifetime.

Of course, he also had to admit that the reason why he had this idea was that he completely frightened Brother Huang. Just now in the palace, Brother Huang's look made his legs go limp until he knelt down.

If you are so scared, what lofty ideals can you have?

When the two were walking towards the prison, Bei Chunzhi also carried Xiao Yunbai to Nanli Garden.

After he disappeared, Yuan Qiu walked out of Nanli Garden and suppressed all the voices in the palace with Eunuch Li. If he retired, Yuan Qiu returned to Nanli Garden.

As soon as Li Bai returned to the palace, he left him and Xiao Yunbai, and went to Nanli Garden with Ji Zeyuan.

On the way there, Bei Chunzhi hooked Xiao Yunbai's chin and stroked it lightly, "Look at your father, he didn't say he left me, but he also left you behind."

Xiao Yunbai opened his mouth and bit the finger sticking out of his mouth.

Even though the cub is still young, his teeth are quite sharp, but he just sucked it in and didn't use too much force. Bei Chunzhi only felt a little tingling, but didn't feel any pain.

Pulling his hand out, Bei Chunzhi said, "Dirty."

Xiao Yunbai didn't ask and didn't move, but didn't let go.

Bei Chunzhi chuckled, "Candied haws?"

Xiao Yunbai immediately stood up straight, her round eyeballs were eager, and the corners of her mouth began to drool again.

Bei Chunzhi wiped it for him, and said helplessly, "Okay, okay, Father, let someone do it for you."

When Eunuch Li heard it, he smiled and said: "The little prince likes this, and the servant will prepare it right away. Besides candied haws, add some other pastries."

"It's not time for dinner, don't make too much."

"Here!"

Just like that, when Bei Chunzhi entered Nanli Garden, the area on his chest was already a little wet, full of little Yunbai's saliva.

Fortunately, Bei Chunzhi didn't care, and still hugged him in his arms. If he didn't know the baby's appearance, he thought he was holding some kind of treasure.

However, in Bei Chunzhi's heart, Xiao Yunbai is not a treasure.

At this time, in Nanli Garden, Yuan Qiu was checking his homework. He led the students here, although he was a little busy, he was still full.

Li Bai sat at the side, picked up a piece of rice paper, looked at the words on it, and couldn't help boasting: "This child's handwriting is quite good."

Ji Zeyuan teased him: "He also said that he is a child, but you are also a child."

Although he is afraid of being over a hundred years old, his temperament is not like that of a child.

"I'm not." Li Bai straightened his back, he said proudly: "I'm a person who has been married, much better than you."

Yuan Qiu paused.

The smile on Ji Zeyuan's face froze.

Coincidentally, Bei Chunzhi also approached at this time, and just when he heard such a sentence, his ears felt a little hot, and he coughed lightly.

Yuan Qiu got up and was about to kneel and salute.

Bei Chunzhi raised his hand, "Sit down, everyone."

After speaking, he sat beside Li Bai, tilted his body to the side, and whispered: "Don't tell outsiders about this."

Li Bai didn't understand: "Why can't you say it."

Bei Chunzhi explained to him earnestly: "The joy of the boudoir is naturally as long as we both know about it."

It makes sense for Li Bai to think about it, don't talk about going out to attract other people's greed, what should I do if I want to rob him?

Nodding heavily: "You are quite right."

Bei Chunzhi didn't know what he was imagining, but thinking about it, he was quite happy that the young man was so enthusiastic about the boudoir fun between them.

So happy that the corners of his mouth couldn't help grinning.

"Your Majesty, a letter came from the genius doctor a few days ago." Yuan Qiu took out the envelope from his sleeve pocket. The mission of the genius doctor and General Yu was special, so naturally he couldn't let others know about it. After receiving the letter, he kept it on his body, just waiting His Majesty came back and handed it over with his own hands.

Bei Chunzhi put Xiao Yunbai securely in the boy's arms, and then reached out to accept the letter.

Tear open the envelope, pull out the letter paper, and read it carefully.

Qiu Fangzi didn't write anything in the letter, it was nothing more than what he had seen and heard along the way, and where they were at the moment.

but.

An incident mentioned in the letter made him suddenly have some memories.

After reading it, Bei Chunzhi put the letter paper on the candle and burned it, then turned to look at the people around him, "Do you still remember the gray rabbit and the green snake?"

"Is it my family?"

Bei Chunzhi nodded, "Your family."

"Of course I remember." When Li Bai mentioned his little friends, how could he not remember, when he was about to boast, he immediately became lonely, "I haven't seen them for a long time, I really miss them."

Little Gray Rabbit, Green Snake, Big Tiger, and many other playmates.

Including the old deer, I don't know whether to survive or die in the end.

Bei Chunzhi stretched out his hand to touch his head, and promised: "I will take you home when spring comes next year."

In fact, he had already discovered that when the young man returned to Li Xuebo's mansion, he always said the word "return to the mansion" and never said that place was his home.

Only this time, Fengqingshan is his home in the boy's heart.

"Really?" Li Bai was overjoyed, almost jumped up with excitement, at least he remembered his son in his arms at last, "Then take Brother Chicken and Yuan Qiu with you, let's go see Gray Rabbit together."

"It's okay to go back, but I'm afraid I can't see them." Bei Chunzhi said.

Li Bai's heart tightened, "What happened to them?"

Bei Chunzhi said: "Don't worry, they followed Qiu Fangzi to find the immortal."

"Ah?" Li Bai never thought it would be like this, the worries in his heart dissipated, but he was a little unhappy, "Why do you accompany them to search for immortals instead of accompanying me to the capital? Aren't we good friends?"

Jealous!They have been together for so long, since they are both willing to go down the mountain, why didn't he come with him when he went down the mountain?

If you don't follow, you don't follow, if you don't follow him but follow others, it's really bitter.

Ji Zeyuan burst out laughing, "Then they have to dare to come."

The price of being Li Bai's friend is to be eaten after death, so naturally you have to hide away, or else you will really come along and be a food reserve that you can eat at any time?

Just like him at this time, not only was he being followed by the silly fox, even the son of the silly fox was staring at him with green eyes all the time.

He had heard of a mythical beast like Phoebe, and he also loved eating chicken.

No, you must finish the relationship before Xiao Yunbai grows up, and you can recognize a godfather, so that when he grows up, no matter how greedy he is, he won't be able to swallow his godfather.

Ji Zeyuan nodded sharply, and decided that he must mention this matter when he finds an opportunity in the future, and must let Xiao Yunbai recognize him as his father.

At this time, Yuan Qiu asked: "Can they really find the immortal?"

"Who knows." Li Bai said, it's so easy to find immortals.

"Actually, I'm curious. Are there really immortals in this world?" Ji Zeyuan said. He has been a monster for so many years, and he has seen many monsters, but when it comes to immortals, he has never seen one.

I can't remember exactly when it started to accumulate merits through inspiration and soar, but sometimes he is quite at a loss, after all, he is really not sure whether there are immortals in this world.

"Yes." Li Bai nodded his head heavily, and pointed at himself: "Have you forgotten, I was transformed into a spirit by an immortal."

"??" Yuan Qiu always felt that he had heard something incredible.

However, Ji Zeyuan still remained skeptical. Some things, especially those related to his life, always feel uneasy if seeing is believing.

"Since you're curious, why don't you ask Yayoi?"

Ji Zeyuan frowned, not understanding the meaning of Bei Chunzhi's words: "Why are you asking Bald Donkey?"

Bei Chunzhi said meaningfully: "You are not curious, why Yayoi knows so much?"

Ji Zeyuan was a little confused, what could a bald donkey know?Isn't he a very unreliable person?

If you can’t do fortune-telling, you just know how to cheat his money. If you want to ask him for half of something, you’re holding back every time, or if you ask him about something, if you say half of it and half of it, you must be unable to get over it yourself, let alone deceive him. up.

What else can a monk like this hide?

Bei Chunzhi said indifferently: "Not to mention anything else, can an ordinary monk calculate the cause and effect?"

Not to mention other places, the largest temple in the entire mainland is specially supported in the imperial palace, and none of the monks in it can figure out the cause and effect, let alone the way of heaven.

If Yayoi hadn't lied, how could such a person be so simple on the surface?Naturally, there is a big history.

Ji Zeyuan was dumbfounded, hesitated for a while before saying: "Can't you?"

He didn’t seem to meet many monks, and he didn’t seem to know if he could do anything else, but the bald donkey was so miserable that he had to cheat money from him to build a temple. If he really had any special skills, he wouldn’t be so poor Bar?

Bei Chunzhi glanced at him, and then he didn't intend to say anything more.

Birds of a feather flock together, the best friends of teenagers, maybe they are all the same kind of people.

Ji Zeyuan couldn't get an answer from Bei Chunzhi, although he wasn't afraid of him, but he was a sage and couldn't force him, so he simply turned around and asked Li Bai who was teasing the kid, "Can't you?"

Li Bai raised his head, he actually didn't understand what it meant, but just because he didn't understand didn't mean he couldn't answer, he nodded immediately: "Of course."

Ji Zeyuan was instantly relieved when he got an affirmative answer.

He just said that the bald donkey is no different at all, no different from ordinary monks.

The author has something to say: The second watch is here! ! !Come on, praise me~

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