The tyrant has a little monster
Chapter 61
Hearing that shout, Li Bai who was already in another alley laughed like a fox who stole a chicken.
wrong.
He was a fox!
Li Bai shook his head triumphantly, he really liked playing with Ze Er, he would always be so angry that he would jump, even though he couldn't see it this time, it was interesting to think about it.
With his hands behind his back, Li Bai walked towards the palace.
When he went back to the mansion in the morning to pick up his official uniform, he was told that Xiao Sixi had been brought into the palace, and it happened that he could go to the palace to digest food, meet the big liar he hadn't seen for several days, and bring his apprentice back to Li Mansion.
Li Bai, who was full, did not choose to climb over the wall, but directly entered through the main entrance of the palace.
Not only did the guards guarding the door not stop him, but even more people led him the way, so he walked all the way to the door of the bedroom, where Bei Chunzhi was waiting there early.
"Didn't you say to spend a few more days at Qianxia Temple, why did you come back so early?"
Li Bai ignored him, walked forward directly, until he was close to the big liar, then leaned his head on his shoulder, sighed: "I'm so tired, big liar, I don't want to be an official anymore."
Bei Chunzhi stretched out his arms to wrap the young man's shoulders, letting the young man lean his weight on him, and said softly: "Since being a good official is tiring, then be an official who can do whatever you want, no matter what happens, I will always be your reliance. "
Shaking his head on his shoulder, Li Bai said: "Although I do as I please, but my heart is irritable."
When I saw Yun Du, I wanted to kick, when I saw Cheng Dahai, I wanted to beat him, and that Mei Shi, I felt sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
Rubbing the big liar's shoulder with his forehead, Li Baite said aggrievedly: "Because of those bad things, I can't even eat well."
Although he ate up all the wontons in such a big bowl, he still didn't like it.
It's totally different then.
Bei Chunzhi patted his head with his hands, "It just so happens that the imperial dining room has a new cake, how about you accompany me?"
Li Bai rubbed his belly, but he didn't feel upset, he nodded: "Okay!"
The two entered the palace and sat down respectively. Li Bai talked about what happened today while eating.
In fact, Bei Chunzhi knew about this a long time ago, even he knew it more clearly than Li Bai said, from the time Li Bai entered the capital, someone returned to the palace to report every moment, until the young man entered the palace.
He knew even the young man flew away to escape the order.
"...Tell me, are you particularly angry?" Li Bai asked a special question after finishing the story.
Bei Chunzhi wiped the scum from the corner of the young man's mouth with his hand, and said slowly: "Since you are angry, it would be good if you cut them off."
Li Bai was startled, almost missed the cake in his hand, he said hesitantly: "Then...then if I make you angry, you won't kill me too, right?"
"of course not!"
Li Bai heaved a sigh of relief, he was actually quite self-aware, and he would be very annoying, especially when he was pampered by a big liar, there was a little bit of that... yes!Be pampered!
Relying on the big liar to spoil him, he is about to do evil, and sooner or later he will make the big liar angry.
Fortunately, the fox's life was saved.
Bei Chunzhi stretched out his hand and lifted the young man's chin, the two looked at him and said: "I can't say that, it's because I will never be angry with you in my life."
"really?"
"One word."
Li Bai rolled his eyes, and he began to give an example: "Then I hit you, will you be angry?"
Bei Chunzhi did not hesitate at all: "No."
"Then give me the throne?"
"can."
"No, it's not easy to be an official, and it's not easy to sit on the throne." Li Bai shook his head in disgust, and gave the big liar a sympathetic look. Being an emperor is really hard work.
The corner of Bei Chunzhi's mouth rose slightly, "Then what do you want?"
Li Bai's eyeballs rolled again, he put his hands on the table, leaned forward and said: "Then you will be my son's mother?"
This is not the first time he has been asked. Bei Chunzhi has thought about it for a long time. If there is a next time, his answer will definitely not be hesitation but affirmation.
But this time, just when he was about to say yes, Li Bai denied it himself, "No, I don't want it anymore."
"Why not?" Now it was Bei Chunzhi's turn to be unhappy, he was ready to agree immediately, why did the boy change his mind before he could say anything?
With some urgency, Bei Chunzhi continued, "I think it's okay to ask for it."
"No." Li Bai shook his head resolutely, finding a mother for the child would get a lot of dowry, how could he be willing to do so, let's find a father for the child.
But before he spoke, he had to inquire about the family background of the big liar, and asked quietly: "How much money do you have?"
Bei Chunzhi was particularly generous, and he waved his hand and said, "The whole continent is my world."
Li Bai rolled his eyes, "Don't make such false claims, just say how many private houses do you have?"
What continent is not the mainland, can everyone really send money up?That is absolutely impossible.
Bei Chun's qi deficiency is relatively weak, if you want to talk about private house, it seems that he really doesn't have it?
Taking it from the people and using it for the people is nothing more than passing through his hands, but he can still use the money. After thinking about it, he regained his confidence and said, "What do you want? I can give it to you."
Li Bai stared at him, the big liar at this time is like the scumbag in the scriptures, he just talks but doesn't practice tricks.
Forget it, who made this the person he fell in love with? Since he can't get much dowry, then he will wait.
Twirling a piece of pastry, Li Bai said while eating: "Eat it quickly, I have to go to Brother Ji after eating."
"It's going to be late later, why not go tomorrow?" Bei Chunzhi regretfully changed the subject, but still followed the boy's words.
Li Bai shook his head, "Although the affairs of the Yun family are a bit annoying, I have done a good job, so I have to seek benefits from him."
One of Bei Chun immediately understood, "Did Ji Zeyuan ask you to do this?"
"It can't be counted." Li Bai raised his head and thought for a while, and then said: "It is Yayoi who figured out that there is a cause and effect between me and Yun Zhengyi. If the law of heaven is not resolved, I will continue to suffer minor disasters."
Bei Chunzhi frowned, "The way of heaven? Cause and effect?"
"Isn't that right, I just changed my identity and went to Li Mansion to be Li Xuebo's son, and then someone else..." Li Bai spoke slowly, telling the big liar what Brother Ji and Yayoi had told him, Finally, he said angrily: "You come to judge, what does this matter have to do with me, if Brother Ji didn't say that if you do this well, you will have good luck, I wouldn't do it."
Bei Chunzhi's thoughts turned, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and a smile came down to the bottom of his eyes, "Then why not talk about the cause and effect between me and you."
"Ah?" Li Bai was puzzled, where did this come from.
Bei Chunzhi nodded, and he said: "The change of identity has changed Yun Zhengyi's fate, so you have cause and effect with him, so what about me?"
While talking, Bei Chunzhi kept looking at the young man in front of him, thinking about what kind of life he would have now if there were no young men in his life.
His body is still weak, his temperament is still so moody, and he is still the feared tyrant who cuts off people's heads from time to time in the eyes of all officials.
Even, he has never experienced the meaning of the word 'like', he will not feel happy because of a person, and Yi will not miss it all the time.
Thinking in this way, Bei Chunzhi suddenly felt a little scared, he really couldn't imagine the days if the boy hadn't appeared in his life.
That feeling is too lonely, even though he has been living a lonely life for the first 24 years, but now it is different, he has enjoyed better company, and he really can't stand it like before.
Leaning slightly, and pressing his forehead against his forehead, Bei Chunzhi rubbed it lightly, "If there is a cause, there will be an effect. Where there is you, there is also me."
Li Bai only felt that the pinnae of his ears were hot, and the person in front of him was so close to him, so close that he could feel his breath, "You...are you going to suck me?"
Bei Chunzhi smiled lightly, leaned forward again, and lightly touched the corner of the young man's mouth with his lips.
It was very light, and after touching it, he left it for a while, Li Bai felt a little unsatisfactory, he pouted and said: "More."
Bei Chunzhi's eyes darkened, "Okay, I'll give you all."
……
Ji Zeyuan let out a big yawn, seeing that there was no movement around, he said puzzledly: "When I was Li Bai, I would definitely come to look for me, why hasn't he come yet?"
Yayoi took a sip of tea, and said, "If the benefactor needs it, the monk can do the math for you."
Ji Zeyuan glanced at him, "What is it?"
"Of course it depends on whether the benefactor Li will come."
Ji Zeyuan thought for a while, then shook his head immediately: "Don't count on it, your price is too expensive, I might as well wait."
As a result, as soon as the voice fell and Yayoi's pinching fingers were heard, he said with a sorry face: "I'm really sorry, the little monk has already finished the calculation for the benefactor."
"..."
"How about half price this time?"
Ji Zeyuan raised his eyebrows, a little surprised, this is the first time this bald donkey offered him half price, and asked curiously: "How much money?"
"The benefactor can give a few texts at will."
Ji Zeyuan was shocked: "How cheap?"
Yayoi said again: "However, when the little monk was doing fortune-telling for Li's benefactor, he also got an extra piece of news."
"what news?"
Yayoi clasped his hands together, said 'Amitabha Buddha' and did not speak, just waiting.
The corners of Ji Zeyuan's mouth gradually twitched. It's a real loss for this monk not to be in business. Otherwise, if it's his turn to be the richest man, he will definitely be suppressed by this bald donkey.
Resigned to fate, he threw the jade pendant he was carrying with him, "Speak."
Yayoi picked it up, didn't look at it, but stuffed the jade pendant into his pocket, and said: "The little monk just pinched his fingers and counted, and suddenly found that there was movement in the lineage of the benefactor Li's descendants."
Ji Zeyuan blinked, a little confused, "What do you mean?"
"Simply put, he is going to have a son."
Ji Zeyuan's eyes widened, "No way! He actually made the girl's belly bigger?!"
After the astonishment, there was another burst of ecstasy, "In those few months, won't I be able to hug the little fox?!"
The little fox, fluffy, must be much cuter than his father, ahhhh, suddenly I want to have a little golden pheasant, and I can keep company with the little fox!
Unexpectedly, Yayoi shook his head, and he said slowly: "It won't take a few months, if the monk's calculation is correct, it will be tonight."
"...Tonight???" Ji Zeyuan's handsome face became strange.
This speed... is incomparable, really incomparable.
wrong.
He was a fox!
Li Bai shook his head triumphantly, he really liked playing with Ze Er, he would always be so angry that he would jump, even though he couldn't see it this time, it was interesting to think about it.
With his hands behind his back, Li Bai walked towards the palace.
When he went back to the mansion in the morning to pick up his official uniform, he was told that Xiao Sixi had been brought into the palace, and it happened that he could go to the palace to digest food, meet the big liar he hadn't seen for several days, and bring his apprentice back to Li Mansion.
Li Bai, who was full, did not choose to climb over the wall, but directly entered through the main entrance of the palace.
Not only did the guards guarding the door not stop him, but even more people led him the way, so he walked all the way to the door of the bedroom, where Bei Chunzhi was waiting there early.
"Didn't you say to spend a few more days at Qianxia Temple, why did you come back so early?"
Li Bai ignored him, walked forward directly, until he was close to the big liar, then leaned his head on his shoulder, sighed: "I'm so tired, big liar, I don't want to be an official anymore."
Bei Chunzhi stretched out his arms to wrap the young man's shoulders, letting the young man lean his weight on him, and said softly: "Since being a good official is tiring, then be an official who can do whatever you want, no matter what happens, I will always be your reliance. "
Shaking his head on his shoulder, Li Bai said: "Although I do as I please, but my heart is irritable."
When I saw Yun Du, I wanted to kick, when I saw Cheng Dahai, I wanted to beat him, and that Mei Shi, I felt sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
Rubbing the big liar's shoulder with his forehead, Li Baite said aggrievedly: "Because of those bad things, I can't even eat well."
Although he ate up all the wontons in such a big bowl, he still didn't like it.
It's totally different then.
Bei Chunzhi patted his head with his hands, "It just so happens that the imperial dining room has a new cake, how about you accompany me?"
Li Bai rubbed his belly, but he didn't feel upset, he nodded: "Okay!"
The two entered the palace and sat down respectively. Li Bai talked about what happened today while eating.
In fact, Bei Chunzhi knew about this a long time ago, even he knew it more clearly than Li Bai said, from the time Li Bai entered the capital, someone returned to the palace to report every moment, until the young man entered the palace.
He knew even the young man flew away to escape the order.
"...Tell me, are you particularly angry?" Li Bai asked a special question after finishing the story.
Bei Chunzhi wiped the scum from the corner of the young man's mouth with his hand, and said slowly: "Since you are angry, it would be good if you cut them off."
Li Bai was startled, almost missed the cake in his hand, he said hesitantly: "Then...then if I make you angry, you won't kill me too, right?"
"of course not!"
Li Bai heaved a sigh of relief, he was actually quite self-aware, and he would be very annoying, especially when he was pampered by a big liar, there was a little bit of that... yes!Be pampered!
Relying on the big liar to spoil him, he is about to do evil, and sooner or later he will make the big liar angry.
Fortunately, the fox's life was saved.
Bei Chunzhi stretched out his hand and lifted the young man's chin, the two looked at him and said: "I can't say that, it's because I will never be angry with you in my life."
"really?"
"One word."
Li Bai rolled his eyes, and he began to give an example: "Then I hit you, will you be angry?"
Bei Chunzhi did not hesitate at all: "No."
"Then give me the throne?"
"can."
"No, it's not easy to be an official, and it's not easy to sit on the throne." Li Bai shook his head in disgust, and gave the big liar a sympathetic look. Being an emperor is really hard work.
The corner of Bei Chunzhi's mouth rose slightly, "Then what do you want?"
Li Bai's eyeballs rolled again, he put his hands on the table, leaned forward and said: "Then you will be my son's mother?"
This is not the first time he has been asked. Bei Chunzhi has thought about it for a long time. If there is a next time, his answer will definitely not be hesitation but affirmation.
But this time, just when he was about to say yes, Li Bai denied it himself, "No, I don't want it anymore."
"Why not?" Now it was Bei Chunzhi's turn to be unhappy, he was ready to agree immediately, why did the boy change his mind before he could say anything?
With some urgency, Bei Chunzhi continued, "I think it's okay to ask for it."
"No." Li Bai shook his head resolutely, finding a mother for the child would get a lot of dowry, how could he be willing to do so, let's find a father for the child.
But before he spoke, he had to inquire about the family background of the big liar, and asked quietly: "How much money do you have?"
Bei Chunzhi was particularly generous, and he waved his hand and said, "The whole continent is my world."
Li Bai rolled his eyes, "Don't make such false claims, just say how many private houses do you have?"
What continent is not the mainland, can everyone really send money up?That is absolutely impossible.
Bei Chun's qi deficiency is relatively weak, if you want to talk about private house, it seems that he really doesn't have it?
Taking it from the people and using it for the people is nothing more than passing through his hands, but he can still use the money. After thinking about it, he regained his confidence and said, "What do you want? I can give it to you."
Li Bai stared at him, the big liar at this time is like the scumbag in the scriptures, he just talks but doesn't practice tricks.
Forget it, who made this the person he fell in love with? Since he can't get much dowry, then he will wait.
Twirling a piece of pastry, Li Bai said while eating: "Eat it quickly, I have to go to Brother Ji after eating."
"It's going to be late later, why not go tomorrow?" Bei Chunzhi regretfully changed the subject, but still followed the boy's words.
Li Bai shook his head, "Although the affairs of the Yun family are a bit annoying, I have done a good job, so I have to seek benefits from him."
One of Bei Chun immediately understood, "Did Ji Zeyuan ask you to do this?"
"It can't be counted." Li Bai raised his head and thought for a while, and then said: "It is Yayoi who figured out that there is a cause and effect between me and Yun Zhengyi. If the law of heaven is not resolved, I will continue to suffer minor disasters."
Bei Chunzhi frowned, "The way of heaven? Cause and effect?"
"Isn't that right, I just changed my identity and went to Li Mansion to be Li Xuebo's son, and then someone else..." Li Bai spoke slowly, telling the big liar what Brother Ji and Yayoi had told him, Finally, he said angrily: "You come to judge, what does this matter have to do with me, if Brother Ji didn't say that if you do this well, you will have good luck, I wouldn't do it."
Bei Chunzhi's thoughts turned, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and a smile came down to the bottom of his eyes, "Then why not talk about the cause and effect between me and you."
"Ah?" Li Bai was puzzled, where did this come from.
Bei Chunzhi nodded, and he said: "The change of identity has changed Yun Zhengyi's fate, so you have cause and effect with him, so what about me?"
While talking, Bei Chunzhi kept looking at the young man in front of him, thinking about what kind of life he would have now if there were no young men in his life.
His body is still weak, his temperament is still so moody, and he is still the feared tyrant who cuts off people's heads from time to time in the eyes of all officials.
Even, he has never experienced the meaning of the word 'like', he will not feel happy because of a person, and Yi will not miss it all the time.
Thinking in this way, Bei Chunzhi suddenly felt a little scared, he really couldn't imagine the days if the boy hadn't appeared in his life.
That feeling is too lonely, even though he has been living a lonely life for the first 24 years, but now it is different, he has enjoyed better company, and he really can't stand it like before.
Leaning slightly, and pressing his forehead against his forehead, Bei Chunzhi rubbed it lightly, "If there is a cause, there will be an effect. Where there is you, there is also me."
Li Bai only felt that the pinnae of his ears were hot, and the person in front of him was so close to him, so close that he could feel his breath, "You...are you going to suck me?"
Bei Chunzhi smiled lightly, leaned forward again, and lightly touched the corner of the young man's mouth with his lips.
It was very light, and after touching it, he left it for a while, Li Bai felt a little unsatisfactory, he pouted and said: "More."
Bei Chunzhi's eyes darkened, "Okay, I'll give you all."
……
Ji Zeyuan let out a big yawn, seeing that there was no movement around, he said puzzledly: "When I was Li Bai, I would definitely come to look for me, why hasn't he come yet?"
Yayoi took a sip of tea, and said, "If the benefactor needs it, the monk can do the math for you."
Ji Zeyuan glanced at him, "What is it?"
"Of course it depends on whether the benefactor Li will come."
Ji Zeyuan thought for a while, then shook his head immediately: "Don't count on it, your price is too expensive, I might as well wait."
As a result, as soon as the voice fell and Yayoi's pinching fingers were heard, he said with a sorry face: "I'm really sorry, the little monk has already finished the calculation for the benefactor."
"..."
"How about half price this time?"
Ji Zeyuan raised his eyebrows, a little surprised, this is the first time this bald donkey offered him half price, and asked curiously: "How much money?"
"The benefactor can give a few texts at will."
Ji Zeyuan was shocked: "How cheap?"
Yayoi said again: "However, when the little monk was doing fortune-telling for Li's benefactor, he also got an extra piece of news."
"what news?"
Yayoi clasped his hands together, said 'Amitabha Buddha' and did not speak, just waiting.
The corners of Ji Zeyuan's mouth gradually twitched. It's a real loss for this monk not to be in business. Otherwise, if it's his turn to be the richest man, he will definitely be suppressed by this bald donkey.
Resigned to fate, he threw the jade pendant he was carrying with him, "Speak."
Yayoi picked it up, didn't look at it, but stuffed the jade pendant into his pocket, and said: "The little monk just pinched his fingers and counted, and suddenly found that there was movement in the lineage of the benefactor Li's descendants."
Ji Zeyuan blinked, a little confused, "What do you mean?"
"Simply put, he is going to have a son."
Ji Zeyuan's eyes widened, "No way! He actually made the girl's belly bigger?!"
After the astonishment, there was another burst of ecstasy, "In those few months, won't I be able to hug the little fox?!"
The little fox, fluffy, must be much cuter than his father, ahhhh, suddenly I want to have a little golden pheasant, and I can keep company with the little fox!
Unexpectedly, Yayoi shook his head, and he said slowly: "It won't take a few months, if the monk's calculation is correct, it will be tonight."
"...Tonight???" Ji Zeyuan's handsome face became strange.
This speed... is incomparable, really incomparable.
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