The tyrant has a little monster
Chapter 38
Yayoi didn't feel modest, he was just afraid of being beaten up, so he said: "Actually, if you believe in this theory of fate, it will work. If you don't believe it, it won't work. It doesn't matter if he is a prosperous husband or a prosperous wife, as long as he is prosperous or not." gone?"
Li Bai tilted his head and thought about it, it really makes sense, anyway, it's a good life.
Ji Zeyuan rolled his eyes again, "What about my children and grandchildren Mantang? Not to mention Mantang, there must be one?"
Ya was confident and confident, "That's because the benefactor Ji doesn't believe in monks, but the main benefactor does. He has had children in groups since long ago."
"..." Ji Zeyuan was speechless, not to mention, this bald donkey's mouth is really good at talking.
Yayoi stretched out his hand again, and he smirked and said, "Sincerely benefit Siwen."
Li Bai looked at the outstretched palm and blinked, "What?"
"Small business, the benefactor has to give." Yayoi stretched out her hand again, "Look at the benefactor's good fortune, he doesn't seem like a good person who would covet the little monk's four words."
Li Bai really wouldn't be ambiguous, he would just turn his head and look at Ji Zeyuan.
What else can Ji Zeyuan do?Naturally, he gritted his teeth and took out the money. As a rich man, the smallest thing in his wallet was a piece of silver, and he didn't bother to argue with the bald donkey.
Yayoi also didn't say anything, and stuffed the money into her pocket.
But Li Bai saw it, and said: "Since you have collected too much money, let's count it a few more times."
"Okay, what does the benefactor want to calculate? The monk promises that he will never stop talking." Yayoi happily responded, and he loves fortune-telling for others, "Whether it is to calculate the future or the marriage? Or whether there are villains around you who hinder you. "
Ji Zeyuan listened, he felt that he had to figure out whether there were villains around him.
No, he knew there must be one without counting, and it was Yayoi, the bald ass!
"Then can you figure out where the murderer is in the capital?" Li Bai asked, he might be able to catch him by waiting, but he couldn't bear to wait. If he could directly calculate the location of that person, he would kill him immediately How nice it is to come.
"This..." Yayoi hesitated.
Li Bai asked disappointedly: "Can't you?"
Yayoi puffed up his chest, and he smiled confidently, "Of course, there is nothing in this world that the monk can't count."
Ji Zeyuan sneered, "I understand, it's not your fault if the calculation is not accurate, but that person doesn't believe in fate."
Yayoi ignored him again, stretched out his hands and pinched his fingers to count, and after counting, his fingers stiffened slightly, and he said a little uncomfortable: "Why don't you tell me about the characteristics of that person first?"
"feature?"
If this question is asked to other people, maybe they really can't find out, but Li Bai really knows something.
At the murder scene before, he was the first person to rush over, and vaguely saw a shadow in black. If it wasn't for the officials who arrested them, he would have thought about whether to go to the government office as a witness.
"About half a head taller than me, holding a long sword, and a circular mark on the back of his hand." Li Bai said one by one, he didn't know if these could help.
Yayoi closed his eyes, and pinched his fingers again to make calculations. After a while, he opened his eyes, "It's in the south."
"Really?" Li Bai was pleasantly surprised.
"Really?" Ji Zeyuan was a little skeptical, so can it really be counted in the south?
"The monks don't tell lies, and the monks naturally won't lie to the benefactor." Yayoi clasped his hands together, looking serious.
Ji Zeyuan still didn't believe it, but Li Bai believed it. He said in admiration: "If you can calculate my fate, I will definitely not cheat. Then let's go to the south for a walk!"
Regarding going to the south, Ji Zeyuan has no objection, he also wants to see if Yayoi is cheating.
The three of them walked together and headed south.
Along the way, Yayoi kept counting and guiding the way. When he came to a cloth dyeing workshop, he stopped, his hands kept moving, and he looked left and right. Then he took a few steps back and said, "It's right here .”
Li Bai was curious, "Since it's here, why are you backing away?"
Yayoi smiled resentfully, "My little monk is a kind person, he doesn't like to fight, so stay far away so as not to be affected."
Ji Zeyuan: "..."
Yayoi made another encouraging gesture, "donors, don't worry, the little monk will definitely be here to cheer you on."
"..." Li Bai admired him even more, it was considered a skill to be able to express timidity and fear in such a beautiful and unconventional manner.
Regardless of the expressions of the two, Yayoi really didn't intend to go in, he stood leisurely outside the workshop, basking in the sun while listening to the occasional screams from inside, he felt that his decision not to go in was too correct.
After staring for a while, the two people who went in came out, and Yayoi went up to meet him, begging for a reward, and said, "That's right? I know the little monk is very accurate in fortune-telling, have you already caught someone?"
Hearing this, Li Bai had a strange expression on his face.
Ji Zeyuan rolled his eyes to the sky, and said angrily: "He was arrested, but he is not a murderer."
He and Brother Hu entered the workshop, and found out that there were criminals inside, three men, two women, and a dozen or so children who were locked up, all of whom had abducted them.
In fact, Ji Zeyuan was quite happy to be able to save these children, but he just didn't want to see Yayoi's pride.
"Hey, how is it possible?" Yayoi pinched again, and then said suddenly: "So, I forgot that today is the day of the soil, and the south is not good for the soil, so it should be the northwest."
"Let's go, let's go to the northwest." Li Bai was full of morale and left first.
Ji Zeyuan asked two of his subordinates to report to the officials. The human traffickers inside had already been tied up, and they were waiting for the officials to take them to the prison to squat.
The streets in the northwest are crowded with people, and it is not easy to walk because of the crowds.
Yayoi pinched back and forth, walked forward for a while and then back, and while walking, he suddenly stared at a big man in front of him, and the two stared at each other for a long time, without moving for a long time.
When Ji Zeyuan was about to ask, the big man twisted and ran away, and Yayoi shouted: "Chasing! He is the murderer!"
Li Bai didn't say anything, he leaped above the crowd with both hands, and then kicked the big man's back, causing him to fall ahead of him, and a dozen purses fell from his body.
"This is my purse!"
"Thief!"
"How did my purse come to you?"
The big man who fell heavily ignored the pain and the exclamation of the people around him, put his hands on his head and shouted: "Forgive me, I will never dare to steal again!"
Li Bai stared at this person for a while, although he didn't see the appearance of the murderer, but compared to this person, no matter the figure or height was wrong, he turned his head: "This is not the murderer."
Before Yayoi could speak, the big man was so anxious that he almost cried, "I, I didn't kill anyone, I just stole some money."
A big man was trembling with fright, and his face was full of tears from crying.
Li Bai glared at him angrily, "Stealing money is also a crime, you should be arrested!"
Ji Zeyuan on the side was a little dazed. If Yayoi was not sure, he seemed to be quite right. He asked, "What is missing this time?"
Yayoi patted her head violently: "Young monk forgot to count the time, we should go to the west!"
So, a group of people went to the west and caught a border spy.
Not half an hour later, Yayoi suddenly realized: "The weather must also be counted, the sun is so bright, we should go east!"
Then, a group of people hurried to the east and caught a flower picker.
After a while, Yayoi shook his head and sighed: "Young monk, why did you forget that among the companions, Ji Shizhu is in the zodiac sign of rooster, which is in conflict with the young monk, so he should go to the northeast."
Then, in the northeast, they caught a Jiangyang bandit.
Yayoi frowned, and after some calculations, he suddenly said: "Young monk, careless..."
Ji Zeyuan smirked, "Don't talk nonsense, just say which way to go?"
Yayoi smiled gently, "Go north, this time it will definitely be right."
In this way, they ran for three or four hours, catching the theft, arson, cheating, etc... but they didn't catch the murderer.
Li Bai was so exhausted that he couldn't move while holding the fence with one hand, "Don't catch, don't catch, if I keep running, I'll become a dead fox."
Ji Zeyuan nodded quickly, he was already a half-dead chicken.
On the contrary, Yayoi was refreshed, and he persuaded the two of them, "My little monk, I promise that I will definitely catch someone in the next place."
Ji Zeyuan was so angry that he died, "You promised ten times today!"
Yayoi raised her eyebrows and smiled: "Isn't this hand-caught, anyway, you can catch some bad guys, right?"
That said, the two monsters really don't know whether the bald donkey can count or not.
Maybe... half-accurate, half-accurate?
Li Bai was suddenly a little curious, he stared at Brother Ji a little distracted, if the monk's words were really accurate, wouldn't it be possible for Brother Ji to be full of children and grandchildren?
wow!
Isn't that a bunch of golden pheasants?
Licking his chin, Li Bai was suddenly a little greedy. After eating brother chicken, he could still eat his children and grandchildren. Would it be too cruel...too delicious?
Ji Zeyuan only felt creepy, and he smiled stiffly: "If Brother Fox is hungry, why don't we go eat?"
"Eat, eat, eat!" Li Bai hurriedly responded, he decided to urge Brother Chicken to find a partner quickly, and have as many lives as he can.
The group went to the restaurant, Li Bai ordered a small roast chicken and five steamed buns.
When the dishes were ready, Yayoi said "Amitabha" and was about to start with the chopsticks, and there were five steamed buns in front of him.
Li Baite said to him boldly: "Eat as much as you want, if you don't have enough, I will treat you today."
This time he really didn't feel sorry for him. He had been busy all day, although he didn't catch the murderer, but he caught so many other prisoners, and he received a sum of money after sending them to the yamen. .
He can afford three more meals.
"..." Yayoi looked at the five big steamed buns, and then at the tempting chicken delicacies on the plate, the smile on his face could not be shaken, "Benefactor Li, the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha has it in his heart, this Meat……"
"Knowing that you can't eat meat, I only ordered mine for one person, so it won't be wasted." Li Bai said happily, impatiently picking up a chicken leg and chewing on it.
Yayoi sighed, and resignedly reached out to grab the buried head, but before she could get it, the back of her hand was slapped hard.
Ji Zeyuan glanced at him, "Half of these five are mine!"
"..." Yayoi was speechless, what kind of treat is this? !You can only eat half of the buns?
What can Ji Zeyuan do?Except steamed buns are roasted chicken, let him eat chicken?Then he can take it down?Naturally, I can only grab steamed buns from the bald donkey.
Li Bai tilted his head and thought about it, it really makes sense, anyway, it's a good life.
Ji Zeyuan rolled his eyes again, "What about my children and grandchildren Mantang? Not to mention Mantang, there must be one?"
Ya was confident and confident, "That's because the benefactor Ji doesn't believe in monks, but the main benefactor does. He has had children in groups since long ago."
"..." Ji Zeyuan was speechless, not to mention, this bald donkey's mouth is really good at talking.
Yayoi stretched out his hand again, and he smirked and said, "Sincerely benefit Siwen."
Li Bai looked at the outstretched palm and blinked, "What?"
"Small business, the benefactor has to give." Yayoi stretched out her hand again, "Look at the benefactor's good fortune, he doesn't seem like a good person who would covet the little monk's four words."
Li Bai really wouldn't be ambiguous, he would just turn his head and look at Ji Zeyuan.
What else can Ji Zeyuan do?Naturally, he gritted his teeth and took out the money. As a rich man, the smallest thing in his wallet was a piece of silver, and he didn't bother to argue with the bald donkey.
Yayoi also didn't say anything, and stuffed the money into her pocket.
But Li Bai saw it, and said: "Since you have collected too much money, let's count it a few more times."
"Okay, what does the benefactor want to calculate? The monk promises that he will never stop talking." Yayoi happily responded, and he loves fortune-telling for others, "Whether it is to calculate the future or the marriage? Or whether there are villains around you who hinder you. "
Ji Zeyuan listened, he felt that he had to figure out whether there were villains around him.
No, he knew there must be one without counting, and it was Yayoi, the bald ass!
"Then can you figure out where the murderer is in the capital?" Li Bai asked, he might be able to catch him by waiting, but he couldn't bear to wait. If he could directly calculate the location of that person, he would kill him immediately How nice it is to come.
"This..." Yayoi hesitated.
Li Bai asked disappointedly: "Can't you?"
Yayoi puffed up his chest, and he smiled confidently, "Of course, there is nothing in this world that the monk can't count."
Ji Zeyuan sneered, "I understand, it's not your fault if the calculation is not accurate, but that person doesn't believe in fate."
Yayoi ignored him again, stretched out his hands and pinched his fingers to count, and after counting, his fingers stiffened slightly, and he said a little uncomfortable: "Why don't you tell me about the characteristics of that person first?"
"feature?"
If this question is asked to other people, maybe they really can't find out, but Li Bai really knows something.
At the murder scene before, he was the first person to rush over, and vaguely saw a shadow in black. If it wasn't for the officials who arrested them, he would have thought about whether to go to the government office as a witness.
"About half a head taller than me, holding a long sword, and a circular mark on the back of his hand." Li Bai said one by one, he didn't know if these could help.
Yayoi closed his eyes, and pinched his fingers again to make calculations. After a while, he opened his eyes, "It's in the south."
"Really?" Li Bai was pleasantly surprised.
"Really?" Ji Zeyuan was a little skeptical, so can it really be counted in the south?
"The monks don't tell lies, and the monks naturally won't lie to the benefactor." Yayoi clasped his hands together, looking serious.
Ji Zeyuan still didn't believe it, but Li Bai believed it. He said in admiration: "If you can calculate my fate, I will definitely not cheat. Then let's go to the south for a walk!"
Regarding going to the south, Ji Zeyuan has no objection, he also wants to see if Yayoi is cheating.
The three of them walked together and headed south.
Along the way, Yayoi kept counting and guiding the way. When he came to a cloth dyeing workshop, he stopped, his hands kept moving, and he looked left and right. Then he took a few steps back and said, "It's right here .”
Li Bai was curious, "Since it's here, why are you backing away?"
Yayoi smiled resentfully, "My little monk is a kind person, he doesn't like to fight, so stay far away so as not to be affected."
Ji Zeyuan: "..."
Yayoi made another encouraging gesture, "donors, don't worry, the little monk will definitely be here to cheer you on."
"..." Li Bai admired him even more, it was considered a skill to be able to express timidity and fear in such a beautiful and unconventional manner.
Regardless of the expressions of the two, Yayoi really didn't intend to go in, he stood leisurely outside the workshop, basking in the sun while listening to the occasional screams from inside, he felt that his decision not to go in was too correct.
After staring for a while, the two people who went in came out, and Yayoi went up to meet him, begging for a reward, and said, "That's right? I know the little monk is very accurate in fortune-telling, have you already caught someone?"
Hearing this, Li Bai had a strange expression on his face.
Ji Zeyuan rolled his eyes to the sky, and said angrily: "He was arrested, but he is not a murderer."
He and Brother Hu entered the workshop, and found out that there were criminals inside, three men, two women, and a dozen or so children who were locked up, all of whom had abducted them.
In fact, Ji Zeyuan was quite happy to be able to save these children, but he just didn't want to see Yayoi's pride.
"Hey, how is it possible?" Yayoi pinched again, and then said suddenly: "So, I forgot that today is the day of the soil, and the south is not good for the soil, so it should be the northwest."
"Let's go, let's go to the northwest." Li Bai was full of morale and left first.
Ji Zeyuan asked two of his subordinates to report to the officials. The human traffickers inside had already been tied up, and they were waiting for the officials to take them to the prison to squat.
The streets in the northwest are crowded with people, and it is not easy to walk because of the crowds.
Yayoi pinched back and forth, walked forward for a while and then back, and while walking, he suddenly stared at a big man in front of him, and the two stared at each other for a long time, without moving for a long time.
When Ji Zeyuan was about to ask, the big man twisted and ran away, and Yayoi shouted: "Chasing! He is the murderer!"
Li Bai didn't say anything, he leaped above the crowd with both hands, and then kicked the big man's back, causing him to fall ahead of him, and a dozen purses fell from his body.
"This is my purse!"
"Thief!"
"How did my purse come to you?"
The big man who fell heavily ignored the pain and the exclamation of the people around him, put his hands on his head and shouted: "Forgive me, I will never dare to steal again!"
Li Bai stared at this person for a while, although he didn't see the appearance of the murderer, but compared to this person, no matter the figure or height was wrong, he turned his head: "This is not the murderer."
Before Yayoi could speak, the big man was so anxious that he almost cried, "I, I didn't kill anyone, I just stole some money."
A big man was trembling with fright, and his face was full of tears from crying.
Li Bai glared at him angrily, "Stealing money is also a crime, you should be arrested!"
Ji Zeyuan on the side was a little dazed. If Yayoi was not sure, he seemed to be quite right. He asked, "What is missing this time?"
Yayoi patted her head violently: "Young monk forgot to count the time, we should go to the west!"
So, a group of people went to the west and caught a border spy.
Not half an hour later, Yayoi suddenly realized: "The weather must also be counted, the sun is so bright, we should go east!"
Then, a group of people hurried to the east and caught a flower picker.
After a while, Yayoi shook his head and sighed: "Young monk, why did you forget that among the companions, Ji Shizhu is in the zodiac sign of rooster, which is in conflict with the young monk, so he should go to the northeast."
Then, in the northeast, they caught a Jiangyang bandit.
Yayoi frowned, and after some calculations, he suddenly said: "Young monk, careless..."
Ji Zeyuan smirked, "Don't talk nonsense, just say which way to go?"
Yayoi smiled gently, "Go north, this time it will definitely be right."
In this way, they ran for three or four hours, catching the theft, arson, cheating, etc... but they didn't catch the murderer.
Li Bai was so exhausted that he couldn't move while holding the fence with one hand, "Don't catch, don't catch, if I keep running, I'll become a dead fox."
Ji Zeyuan nodded quickly, he was already a half-dead chicken.
On the contrary, Yayoi was refreshed, and he persuaded the two of them, "My little monk, I promise that I will definitely catch someone in the next place."
Ji Zeyuan was so angry that he died, "You promised ten times today!"
Yayoi raised her eyebrows and smiled: "Isn't this hand-caught, anyway, you can catch some bad guys, right?"
That said, the two monsters really don't know whether the bald donkey can count or not.
Maybe... half-accurate, half-accurate?
Li Bai was suddenly a little curious, he stared at Brother Ji a little distracted, if the monk's words were really accurate, wouldn't it be possible for Brother Ji to be full of children and grandchildren?
wow!
Isn't that a bunch of golden pheasants?
Licking his chin, Li Bai was suddenly a little greedy. After eating brother chicken, he could still eat his children and grandchildren. Would it be too cruel...too delicious?
Ji Zeyuan only felt creepy, and he smiled stiffly: "If Brother Fox is hungry, why don't we go eat?"
"Eat, eat, eat!" Li Bai hurriedly responded, he decided to urge Brother Chicken to find a partner quickly, and have as many lives as he can.
The group went to the restaurant, Li Bai ordered a small roast chicken and five steamed buns.
When the dishes were ready, Yayoi said "Amitabha" and was about to start with the chopsticks, and there were five steamed buns in front of him.
Li Baite said to him boldly: "Eat as much as you want, if you don't have enough, I will treat you today."
This time he really didn't feel sorry for him. He had been busy all day, although he didn't catch the murderer, but he caught so many other prisoners, and he received a sum of money after sending them to the yamen. .
He can afford three more meals.
"..." Yayoi looked at the five big steamed buns, and then at the tempting chicken delicacies on the plate, the smile on his face could not be shaken, "Benefactor Li, the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha has it in his heart, this Meat……"
"Knowing that you can't eat meat, I only ordered mine for one person, so it won't be wasted." Li Bai said happily, impatiently picking up a chicken leg and chewing on it.
Yayoi sighed, and resignedly reached out to grab the buried head, but before she could get it, the back of her hand was slapped hard.
Ji Zeyuan glanced at him, "Half of these five are mine!"
"..." Yayoi was speechless, what kind of treat is this? !You can only eat half of the buns?
What can Ji Zeyuan do?Except steamed buns are roasted chicken, let him eat chicken?Then he can take it down?Naturally, I can only grab steamed buns from the bald donkey.
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