The tyrant has a little monster

Is it possible to keep Li Bai from going to the theater?

Of course not possible!

Li Bai knew that he had just come down the mountain, so he didn't understand many things, but if he was asked to read the Four Books and Five Classics, he would definitely be dizzy.

It's not that he doesn't know how to read, after the immortal picked him up, he found a human body for him and began to teach him how to read, saying that it will be useful when he goes down the mountain and enters the world.

Li Bai really didn't want to recall the period of the world when he knew how to read, even if he was accompanied by immortals, he didn't want to recall it, it was simply too dark.

But now it's different, he has found an interesting and learning method, that is - Xiyuanzi!

Today I talked to the big liar, he was really sleepy, he climbed into the dragon bed again and slept until noon, and when he woke up after a full sleep, the big liar was nowhere to be seen in the bedroom.

"Your Majesty has something to leave, why don't Mr. Li wait here?" Yuan Qiu saw that he woke up, and hurriedly asked him to come forward to dress and serve him.

With a group of people around him, Li Bai felt a little uncomfortable, and jumped onto the window sill after putting on his clothes: "It's okay, there is still a young disciple waiting for me at home."

After the voice fell, he turned over and left.

Yuan Qiu insisted on not saying what he wanted to stop. Seeing the young man who had already flown to the eaves, he really wanted to say something, no need to go over the wall and go through the gate.

Li Bai is really addicted to climbing over the wall, maybe he has been staying in Fengqingshan for a long time without restraint, so it is very uncomfortable to let him go in and out of the gate all the time.

It's still fun to climb over the wall. If you get tired of looking at this end, just turn over the other end. The palace is so big, and it may take several years to walk through every corner.

After leaving the palace, Li Bai didn't look for his young apprentice, he had already asked Uncle Li to take him for a stroll before going to court, so he might not be at the residence right now.

Crouching on the eaves somewhere, Li Bai decided to find one of his new friends.

It wasn't Ji Zeyuan who was looking for him. Although Brother Ji is a good monster, he is so fragrant. Every time we meet, I can't help but think about when he will die and fill his stomach. I think about it many times, and I inevitably feel a little guilty. , it is better to meet less.

Li Bai walked all the way, and landed directly in a different courtyard, which was not considered big, and compared to the places he had seen, it was much more shabby.

After gaining a firm footing, he withdrew his curious gaze, and said to the man in front of him, "You said that man wanted to raise you, why did he keep you in this kind of place? Is he very poor?"

Before Ze Er came back from the sudden appearance in front of him, he even laughed out loud when he heard the boy's words, and nodded in agreement: "That's right, very poor."

Li Bai showed a sympathetic expression.

Captive, of course he knows that his relatives have been raised by human beings before, if they meet a kind and wealthy master, how comfortable and comfortable their small life will be.

But that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

He said sympathetically, "I have a good friend, why don't I introduce him to you as a partner?"

"Huh?" Ze Er didn't know how to answer this question.

"He lives in a big house, very rich, but a little..." Li Bai was a little cautious, "It's just that you can't have the same acupuncture point after death."

After all, brother Hu's body has to be eaten, so he definitely can't be buried with him.

Ze Er couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it.

Li Bai was not in a hurry for his reply, and he said in relief: "It's okay, it's okay, you should think about it first, this matter really needs to be thought about carefully."

As for the major events in a lifetime, if you recognize it, it will be a lifetime, life after life.

Ze Er didn't want to talk about these things either, and talking about this with the ignorant Li Bai was definitely asking for trouble. He asked, "Why did you come to find me today?"

"I'll take a look at Yinhu." Li Bai said, after Zeer took Yinhu away from the cell, he came once, but Yinhu was not willing to follow him.

In fact, I can understand that he is also unwilling to go with another male fox, especially a male fox with unique charm. If he meets a female fox again, he will know who the female fox will choose without thinking.

Cough cough, Li Bai doesn't want to think about it anymore, being attractive is troublesome.

"It was taken out by Mr. Mo Xi." Ze Er said.

Li Bai didn't ask where he went, he said again: "Then you want to go to the theater with me? Today's performance is Jin Hu welcomes the bride, and the tiger marries a wife."

Tigers can marry wives, and he is looking forward to seeing them.

Ze Er didn't have much interest in watching operas, but he felt inexplicably curious when he heard them. Of course, it was also because he absolutely didn't believe that it was actually an opera about tigers getting married.

Accompanied by the two, they headed towards the theater.

As soon as he entered the door, Li Bai said familiarly: "Find a good private room."

"Okay, please come upstairs, two guest officials." Xiaoer led the people upstairs, because he recognized the young man as a regular customer, he didn't say how much money the private room cost, but just invited people up.

In the past, Uncle Li brought Li Bai with him. Uncle Li arranged the private rooms and the food and drinks. Li Bai didn’t know how to do it, but he would follow suit. He quickly ordered the food and drinks, looking like a familiar hand .

Ze Er said: "Have you been here many times?"

Li Bai was eating melon seeds and eating cakes at this time, before it was time to sing, an old man was telling a story on the stage, Li Bai didn't like it very much, so he didn't pay attention to it, and said: "It's all brought by Uncle Li. I'm here, among the several theaters in the capital, this one is the best."

Staying in a private room, eating well, and singing well, this is his favorite place.

Before the opera singing started, there was a burst of people beating gongs and drums from outside the street. Li Bai, who loves to watch the excitement, immediately lay down on the window sill, and was delighted to see it, "It's really suitable for the occasion, and I'm here too." A welcome."

There are wedding receptions in the theater garden, and there are also wedding receptions outside the street.

"It's different." Ze Er picked up his wine glass and took a sip.

Li Bai didn't understand, "What's the difference?"

Ze Er raised his chin to signal, "The two people outside are not happy."

Li Bai turned his head and looked downstairs, after a closer look, he really could see it.The bridegroom officer riding on the steed had a gloomy expression on his face, obviously unhappy, and the sound of crying and crying could be heard from the sedan chair behind, not to mention how heart-piercing it was.

Li Bai didn't understand even more, he frowned and asked: "If you don't want to, why do you want to get married? Marriage is a lifetime thing, if you really want to be together reluctantly, it will be so sad."

Ze Er raised the corners of his lips: "Do you want them to marry the person in their hearts?"

Li Bai thought for a while, but didn't respond.

He didn't want it, and he wasn't someone he knew, so why should he care about other people's affairs.

"Do you know who is in the sedan chair?" Ze Er didn't wait for Li Bai to respond, and then said to himself: "This girl is the granddaughter of the Right Prime Minister, she most wants to marry the Holy One."

Li Bai pouted, "The big liar doesn't want to marry her."

Ze Er joked: "Guess who the Holy Majesty wants to marry?"

Li Bai rolled his eyes, the big liar didn't want to marry anyone, he was going to be the mother of his son, how could he marry someone else.

With one hand on his chin, he couldn't even eat the delicious food on the table. He really wanted to knock him out and turn him back to the mountains.

After thinking about it, he quickly shook his head again, still being overwhelmed, he pointed to the stage: "Hurry up, the opera is about to begin."

The music sounded and the stage sang.

Li Bai is interesting to watch, but Ze Er doesn't like it too much, but he loves the drinks on the table even more, he doesn't even have a mouth when he drinks the jug with the young couple.

"...Stupid and idiotic, you say you are irritating or not."

The bride on the stage flicked her sleeves, swayed her waist and entered the backstage. Li Bai stood up abruptly and applauded repeatedly. Looking at his rosy cheeks, one could tell that he was really happy.

But Ze Er breathed a sigh of relief, it was really too boring, he might as well stay in the cell and sleep quietly for a while.

"Isn't it pretty?" Li Bai asked the people around him.

Ze Er was very knowledgeable and applauded: "That's right, it's quite interesting."

Having found a companion with the same hobby, Li Bai was even more excited, and hurriedly invited: "Then come again tomorrow? Tomorrow there will be a woman looking for her husband from thousands of miles away, it must be interesting."

Ze Er smiled bluntly, "Hehe, let's talk again."

It was not too early for the stage to end, and the two of them didn't stay any longer. After sitting for a while, they got up and planned to leave.

The two walked together, went down the stairs and walked towards the gate of the theater, but just after walking a few steps, the accompanying Xiaoer stepped forward and said with a flattering smile: "Young masters, the counter is over here."

Li Bai and Ze Er looked at each other, but the other didn't respond for a long time, and then both of them had incredulous expressions in their eyes.

Ze Er coughed lightly, "You invited me here."

The subtext is clear, you pay!

Li Bai was more direct, "I have no money."

"..." Ze Er really wanted to faint, especially when he saw that the smile on Xiao Er's face was gone, and the shopkeeper even beckoned his subordinates to come over, he gritted his teeth and said, "You come here if you don't have any money?"

Li Bai blinked, and said innocently: "But every time I come, I'm not the one who pays."

"..." The corner of Ze Er's mouth twitched, he looked Li Bai up and down to see if there was anything on his body that could not be mortgaged first, and it turned out that his body was cleaner than his.

Li Bai leaned forward and asked in a low voice: "Can I run? I can avoid them."

"No way!" Ze Er's face was full of black lines, he wanted to run too, but could he run?He must have been unable to run, and if he was caught and brought back, it would be really embarrassing and embarrassing.

Trying hard to smile, he said to Xiao Er: "It's a coincidence, I forgot to bring silver taels with me, can I trouble you to bring a letter to my house."

"Of course, sir, give me the address, and the younger one will go right away." Xiaoer said, in fact, he is not afraid of these two people running away, after all, one is a regular customer of their place, and Master Li brought friends, even if this time If they don't pay money, they have nothing to say.

Of course, since they have to pay, they will also accept it.

In the end, it was Mr. Mo Xi who came to 'redemption' with the money. Li Bai saw him take out the money to settle the bill, and said very sincerely: "You are pretty good, you are much more reliable than Ze Er. .”

It's unreliable to go out without money.

Ze Er said angrily: "Obviously you invited me to watch the show."

Li Bai said straightforwardly: "I don't have any money, if I want money, I will definitely ask you."

Ze Er expressed that he didn't want to talk to him anymore, he was a bit tired after talking, he decided to go out with Li Bai, he must definitely remember to bring money, otherwise it would be too embarrassing to encounter what happened just now.

By the way, it's best to bring an accessory with you. If you don't have money, you can have something to mortgage first.

He thought of many ways to avoid encountering the incident just now, but he never thought about not going out with Li Bai anymore, after all it is rare to meet such an interesting person, it is quite interesting to play together once in a while.

The two bid farewell and went back to their respective mansions.

Li Bai went back to his mansion and didn't go directly to his own courtyard, but went to Uncle Li's courtyard, he felt that he had to put something on his schedule.

That is something that has to be considered to make money.

All the furs brought from the mountain were sold out, and almost all the money in his hands was spent. Now there is still one apprentice to raise, and in the future, he will have many sons.

Then there is the son and his mother. He just watched a movie about the golden tiger welcoming the bride, and he learned one thing. It turns out that getting married is so costly, and the dowry alone has to be prepared a lot.

Then he would have to save a generous dowry gift in order to find a mother for his son.

Walking in front of Uncle Li, he said what he wanted in the future.

Even though Uncle Li is a well-known dandy in the capital, he still understands business matters more or less. It is rare for someone to ask for advice. He sat up straight and said seriously: "This business, there are some big ones and some big ones." Small ones, it depends on how you choose."

"Go big!" Li Bai didn't hesitate at all, of course he wants to make a lot of money, it's best to earn more dowry at a time, and when his son's mother is found, let his son's mother earn money.

Uncle Li nodded in relief. This kid has ambition, and he said, "Then what kind of business do you want to start with? How much principal can you put aside?"

"As long as there is money to earn, I can do anything." Li Bai replied quickly, and he was very sincere, "I should have a dozen taels left on hand."

There's no way, it's too expensive, there are too many things he likes in the capital.

Uncle Li choked up, and was speechless for a moment. What can I do with ten taels of money?

However, he waved his hand boldly, "It's okay, if you don't have enough money, I have it here."

Li Bai didn't really want to take it from Uncle Li, he always felt a little guilty, but he really couldn't tell why, he thought about it and shook his head: "Then I'll start with a small business, a small business that costs ten taels. "

Uncle Li was worried about him, "What can such a little money do?"

"Let's try it first." Li Bai said, if it's really not enough, then...then get it from the big liar, anyway, he has raised the big liar for so long, and he doesn't feel modest about taking money from him.

While the two were talking, the woman who was cleaning outside the door listened for a while, and when she finished her work and left, she passed a small path and said a few words to a young man, who then went to the outer door and whispered in the ear of a certain guard. Whispering, through various channels, the words of the mother-in-law were brought to Li Hong's ears.

"Li Bai is short of money?" Li Hong repeated.

The people below replied: "Mrs. Cheng said so, Li Bai and Li Zhengcheng are talking to worry about money."

Li Hong stood in front of the window, he said: "Things that can be solved with money are trivial matters, give Li Bai a thousand taels of silver in my name."

Li Hong stood in front of the window and didn't move, the eyebrows that had been frowned for a long time finally relaxed a little.

Ever since Li Xuebo took away the power of the Li Mansion, he has no ability to resist at all. He thought of killing his stupid son as an outlet, but he didn't want the idiot to be rescued, and another boy who was very similar to the idiot came. What's more, what I didn't expect was that this person became a second-rank official without making a sound.

You know, this official is bigger than him and Li Xuebo, Li Xuebo suddenly got this help, and he was even more powerless to resist.

But it's different now, if Li Bai can be brought to his side, the situation will definitely be reversed, so he plans to send real money, first cast stones to ask for directions, if Li Bai really wants to accept, what he thinks Maybe it will work.

……

The next day, Li Bai didn't go to court, if he really had to get up early all day to go to court, he couldn't bear it, he got up to go to court yesterday, and it was also to support the big liar, now that he has vented his anger, naturally he won't go.

Li Bai slept until the sun was high, and then he got up lazily, dressed and washed, and then had a good meal. Li Bai felt that this kind of life was really wonderful.

Xiao Sixi was different, he got up early, and at this time he had already squatted on the horse, and he could complete it consciously without being followed by anyone. He wiped the sweat from his face, and asked in a crisp voice: "Master, this disciple has finished a lap. , I think there is still some energy left, do you want to add some more?"

The so-called running circle is to run around their yard, which is not very long, but Xiao Sixi is still young, so it is actually quite strenuous to run.

It's just that Xiao Sixi is very self-disciplined, and he must do his best in everything. Li Bai couldn't help but compare with his original self, and found that he, as a master, was a little helpless.

He stretched out his hand and gently grabbed his cheek, the little guy is fatter than when he first came, and he looks much better than before, "There is no need to increase after homework, just play for the rest of the time. "

For children, especially Xiao Sixi's age, the most important thing is not to read and write, nor to practice martial arts, but to play as they please.

"Master will take you out of the house later, have you figured out where to go to play?"

Xiao Sixi tilted her head slightly, "Want to eat wontons?"

Li Bai wrinkled his face, he didn't really want to go to Mr. An's to eat wontons, the main reason was that he didn't have that face, and he was sent to the cell for only playing the role of an official, what an embarrassment.

Xiao Sixi would look at his expression, and quickly said: "Wherever Master goes, disciples like it."

Li Bai rubbed his head, "Then go eat wontons."

After tidying up, the two masters and apprentices headed towards the wonton shop, but they were stopped halfway.

The person who stopped him was a middle-aged man with a mustache, and his expression was not flattering, but he was flattering, "Master Li, my master is your uncle. For some reason, he couldn't come in person, so he ordered the villain to send you a gift. Something to visit."

"Give me something?" Li Bai was a little puzzled, how could someone give him something?

"The so-called gift from the elders is irresistible, Lord Li must accept it." Xiao Huzi handed over the wooden box, and reached out to open a corner of the box, revealing a stack of bank notes inside.

Li Bai saw it clearly, "Is this a bank note?"

Mustache didn't reply, just smiled meaningfully.

Li Bai was a little confused, how could someone give him money so well?Thinking of the conversation with Uncle Li yesterday, he asked, "Did Uncle Li send it?"

"No, no, it's your uncle Li Hong." Mustache quickly explained.

Li Bai remembered who Li Hong was, and when he was about to say something more, the wooden box was stuffed into his hand by the mustache, and said: "Little man Kang Shun is the housekeeper next to the master. If you need it, just ask, the villain will definitely help."

After finishing speaking, he bowed his fists and turned to leave.

Li Bai, who was left holding the wooden box, was at a loss. He was really baffled by the fact that he was given money for no reason. He lowered his head and asked the apprentice beside him: "Can we accept this money?"

How could Xiao Sixi know, she shook her head blankly.

Li Bai frowned and worried, thought for a while and decided to accept it, and said: "People say that people in the capital are really warm-hearted and old-fashioned, and they actually gave me money for free."

move!So touched!

And I was moved more than once or twice. In the next half a month, Kang Shun found him two or three times, each time with a wooden box, which contained all silver tickets, adding up the whole thing. There are 5000 taels.

Li Bai didn't understand at first, but every time Kang Shun stuffed it hard, he didn't say anything after stuffing it, so he thought maybe it's the same as he used to give furs to people, and he just gave some if he liked it, maybe it was People think that he is pleasing to the eye and cute, so they give him money all at once?

Sure enough, he is a fox with only charm.

On Li Hong's side, seeing that Li Bai accepted the money given several times in a row, he thought it was time to meet up. After receiving the money, he naturally had to do things, and he had to help him, after all, the money he sent out It's not free either.

Kang Shun repeatedly assured that Li Bai collected the money neatly, so he must be on their side.

So, just as Li Bai left the mansion that day, he was stopped by Li Hong who was passing by on purpose, and he didn't intend to speak face to face, but sat in the sedan chair, opened a little curtain, and said softly: "The birthday of the Holy One is approaching, Li Xuebo is in charge of the Ministry of Rites, why don't you think of a way to disgust him?"

Li Bai shook his head: "Not good."

Li Xuebo was so kind to him, why should he disgust him?This man is really bad.

Li Xuebo, who was directly rejected, was taken aback, and received nearly 5000 taels of silver from him, in exchange for a rejection?Feeling depressed in his heart, he smirked and said, "Master Li's money has been spent?"

"No."

Li Hong snorted and laughed: "Since you have taken the silver, you have to do something, right? 5000 taels of real gold and silver are not so easy to get."

Li Bai was surprised, "Didn't you insist on giving me the money?"

"..." Li Hong was furious, and growled lowly: "Use money to do things, don't you want to do things after receiving money?"

Li Bai was even more surprised, "But you didn't say anything when you handed over the money."

After all, he wouldn't accept it. Although he wanted to make money, he didn't want to help this obviously bad guy to harm Li Xuebo.

Li Hong was so angry that he almost cursed, is there any need to explain this matter clearly?Not a matter of course?He took a few deep breaths and said calmly, "Then do you know now?"

Li Bai nodded, "Understood."

Li Hong was satisfied, "Then you should know how to do it?"

Li Bai nodded again, "I know, when you give me money next time, I promise not to accept it."

"???" Li Hong leaned back angrily: "What about the previous one?!"

Li Bai gave him a strange look, he felt that he had made it very clear, "You didn't say it before, but now that you say it, I won't charge you money in the future, there's nothing wrong with that."

"..." Li Hong was speechless, because he found that he couldn't explain clearly at all!