The tyrant has a little monster

Ji Zeyuan huddled into a ball, completely without the complacent expression before, his lips were trembling slightly, especially panicked.

Why is he so stupid?Knowing clearly that Li Bai always looks greedy every time he sees him, but in the end he took the initiative to send him to the door.

Weeping in his heart, he was really ashamed to see the ancestors of the Golden Pheasant's family. When he was about to go to hell, the ancestors asked him how he died, and they had to say that he sent himself into the fox's mouth on his own initiative.

"well."

Ji Zeyuan raised his head abruptly, not daring to speak in fear.

Li Bai smiled and narrowed his eyes, he said softly: "Did you say before that you want to be good friends with me?"

Ji Zeyuan suddenly had a little hope, he nodded quickly, "Yes, yes, let's be good friends!"

So don't eat him!

Smelling the fragrance, Li Bai couldn't help but licked his lips again, "Then when you die, can I eat you?"

Just like many of Feng Qingshan's friends, when they are all dead, he can start eating~

"..." Ji Zeyuan wanted to cry.

Li Bai held his hand and said very moved: "It's great to have you as a good friend."

"...Haha." Ji Zeyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Li Bai couldn't help but asked again: "Then how long will it take you to die?"

The subtext is when will he be able to eat.

"..." Ji Zeyuan endured it, and finally couldn't hold it back. He raised his head and opened his mouth, crying loudly.

……

Mo Kaiji left the palace and did not return to the mansion, but headed towards a tavern in the city.

As soon as he entered the door, the shopkeeper took him to a private room at the back. After driving away the people around him, he walked to one side of the wall, opened the secret door and went straight in.

After a long road, he saw a person waiting for him in a small room.

Mo Kaiji clasped his fists in salute, "Mr. Right."

The person waiting in the room was the prime minister on the right, and he quickly stepped forward to help, "There is no need for these etiquettes between us."

Mo Kaiji smiled when he heard the words, naturally he couldn't take it seriously.

The Prime Minister on the right was not going around in circles, and said bluntly: "I have sent a letter to King Xiao, and I am afraid it will arrive in two days. Instead of letting the tyrant rule, it is better for us to choose another wise king."

Regarding this, Mo Kaiji didn't express his position on the surface, but he was somewhat disapproving in his heart.

To some officials, Bei Chunzhi is a tyrant, but to the people of Li, he is a Ming lord.

As for King Xiao.

Thinking about how the people in King Xiao's realm live, one can know that if King Xiao really wants to ascend the throne, it must be a disaster for the people and a joy for treacherous officials.

However, all this has nothing to do with him.

The Prime Minister on the right glanced at him, and said seemingly unintentionally: "Kai Ji, after this matter is over, you can marry Lian Yun."

Mo Kaiji raised his eyes sharply.

The right minister stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "I know what you mean, as long as Bei Chunzhi becomes emperor, Lianyun will not see the sun for a day, and if he wants to appear in front of people in an upright manner, the only way is to break him down." tyrant."

Mo Kaiji remained calm and said, "May I see her?"

Prime Minister Right didn't answer immediately.

Mo Kaiji lowered his eyes, and he took the initiative to speak: "I ran into Eunuch Yuan when I entered the palace today, it seems that the Holy One is not feeling well, and the whole group of them smelled like medicine."

"Oh?" The Prime Minister regained his spirits, "Could it be that the tyrant is in trouble again."

If it wasn't because he saw that the tyrant was in good health, like an ordinary person, he wouldn't have moved so hastily, but now that he was moving, no matter what, he had to pull the tyrant down from the throne before the tyrant made a move.

Mo Kaiji said: "We will know when we go to court tomorrow."

"Too."

Mo Kaiji said again: "Your Honor, can I meet Lian Yun?"

"Of course." This time, Prime Minister Right didn't refuse, he took two steps forward, put his hands behind his back, and said with a sigh: "You two also have rough fates, you are childhood sweethearts, Lian Yun is here to save you His appearance was ruined, if the tyrant did not kill innocent people indiscriminately, the Ju family would not have become a criminal minister, the whole family was killed, and even Lian Yun had to hide his name."

Mo Kaiji looked gloomy and did not speak.

Prime Minister Right didn't say much, so he left the dark room.

Not long after, a woman in black came in. The woman had a delicate face, only a scar on her cheek ruined her beauty. She ran towards Mo Kaiji and hugged him tightly: "Kaiji, I miss you so much." you."

Mo Kaiji put his hand on her hair, spoke softly to comfort her, and then said, "Is it okay in Xing Mansion?"

Ju Lianyun had tears in her eyes, "You are very kind to me, but I haven't seen you for so many days, I really miss you, Kaiji, when can we really be together?"

Mo Kaiji was startled, and after a while he said: "It's coming soon."

Ju Lianyun stood on tiptoe slightly, and was about to get close to her, but she didn't want to tilt her head to the side. Her face was a little embarrassed, and she said with tears in her eyes: "Do you despise me? Because of my current status? Because I ruined my appearance?"

"No." Mo Kaiji frowned, "All of this will be discussed after we get married."

Ju Lianyun stared at him for a long time, then smiled and said: "Okay, brother Kaiji, Lianyun is waiting for you."

"It's getting late, so I'm leaving first." Mo Kaiji felt a little suffocated, pushed away the people around him, turned around and wanted to leave.

Just after taking two steps, a crisp voice came from behind.

"Brother Kaiji, do you still remember what you promised me?" Ju Lianyun behind Mo Kaiji no longer had tears in her eyes, but was full of hatred. She smiled and said, "You promised me, We must let Yuan Qiu suffer a terrible death."

"..." Mo Kaiji trembled all over, and left without saying anything.

Ju Lianyun, who was left behind, was even more annoyed. She and brother Kaiji were childhood sweethearts, and she knew who the man she was going to marry in this life was before she reached Ji.

But everything was ruined by Yuan Qiu.

If it wasn't for the eunuch Yuan Qiu, how could brother Kaiji not have her in his heart.

On the other side, Mo Kaiji walked a little flustered, his heart was in a mess, but he didn't know what to do, let alone whether he should continue walking.

……

Li Bai, who had made new friends, was very happy. Ji Zeyuan's presence made him completely forget the regret of not eating the old deer in Fengqing Mountain.

Of course, the only slight regret is that Ji Zeyuan not only opened his wits but can also transform into a form, and he doesn't know when he will die, but it's okay, such a fragrant golden pheasant is worth waiting a little longer.

When you have something happy, you naturally want to share it with someone.

However, Li Bai waited for two full days, but he didn't wait for the person he wanted to wait for. If the mountain doesn't come, I will go to the mountain. He gave the young disciple good homework, and then headed towards the palace.

He crossed the high wall easily, knew the way all the way, and he didn't hide when he met the guarding guards. Anyway, the guards in the palace were ordered to arrest him at all.

When they arrived at the bedroom, they didn't see the big liar, but they did see Yuan Qiu.

Li Bai asked: "Isn't the court already at this time?"

He had calculated the time to come, but he was afraid that he would not see anyone when he arrived.

Yuan Qiuyang brought tea and food, and then he bent over and replied: "I am afraid that some important matters in the court have been delayed for a while."

Li Bai nodded, picked up a piece of pastry and ate it.

While eating, he secretly looked at the person in front of him.

He thought he was sneaky and cautious, but anyone could see through it at a glance. Yuan Qiu wanted to pretend that he hadn't seen it, but he had been peeped too many times. Seeing Mr. Li's hesitant expression, he had no choice but to ask Said: "What does Mr. Li want to ask? As long as the servant knows, he will answer as much as he can."

Li Bai smiled awkwardly, and said dryly: "Have you ever cried?"

Yuan Qiu was startled, and quickly lowered his head.

The reason why he didn't follow His Majesty was because his eyelids were red and swollen, and he could tell something was wrong at a glance, so he stayed here in the bedroom.

Li Bai scratched his head, he said: "I know that after crying, my eyes are very uncomfortable, dry and painful. At that time, I tried a lot of herbal medicines, and almost failed to remove my eyes. In the end, the orangutan next door told me how to do it." , it will be fine in a while."

"Star?"

Li Bai smiled: "Gorilla, it is very interesting, but it has been dead for many years, otherwise I will definitely introduce it to you."

Yuan Qiu smiled stiffly, not knowing how to respond.

Li Bai ate the pastry in his hand, clapped his hands and stood up, "Where is the pharmacy? I'll take you to get the medicine dispensed."

Yuan Qiu hurriedly said: "Don't bother Mr. Li..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Bai took him by the hand and walked out of the bedroom, "It's not troublesome, it's easy."

While leading people out, he chattered endlessly: "Your eyes are swollen and painful. You should stop crying in the future. If you are really angry, run a few laps. Every time I get angry, I run around the mountain. After decades, I will be rich." I have walked everywhere in Qingshan."

Li Bai gave Yuan Qiu some advice, and as he was walking, he stopped suddenly.

Yuan Qiu was dragged for a trot, panting for breath.

Li Bai looked around, then said with a smile: "How should I go?"

Yuan Qiu was a little amused, and pointed him in the direction when he was relieved.

When the two of them arrived at the pharmacy, Li Bai climbed up and down to look for herbs, but he didn't know how to prepare them. After pounding out the medicinal juice and applying it for a while, Yuan Qiu really felt that his eyes were very comfortable.

Li Bai also applied some concoction on himself, although his eyes were not swollen, but he felt very cool after applying it. At this time, there was a ring of green concoction around his eyes, and he was sitting on the edge of the steps with his head upturned, " So comfortable."

Yuan Qiu was still standing by the side, but he didn't know why, instead of caring about his appearance, he sat next to him. He looked at the young man beside him, and thanked him very sincerely.

Li Bai waved his hands casually: "You're welcome, we are good friends."

Although the two-legged monster is a friend, he didn't plan to eat the two-legged monster, it must be very bad.

Yuan Qiu's heart warmed up, and he once again understood why the sage loved the young man so much. He couldn't help asking: "I heard that your son has been found, so why are you leaving?"

leave?Li Bai was suddenly at a loss.

This time I went down the mountain to find my son. Now that my son is in his pocket, shouldn't he go back?

In fact, before Yuan Qiu asked, he really hadn't considered this question.

Logically speaking, it was time for him to return to Fengqing Mountain, and he might still be able to eat the meat of the old deer, but for some reason, he felt reluctant.

Reaching out his hand to take out the seeds from his pocket, the dark ones are not good-looking, especially during this period of time when we saw many rare treasures in the palace, this seed like a lump is even more ugly.

But in Li Bai's eyes, this is his most precious treasure.

"No return!"

Li Bai said, very sure.

"That's good." Yuan Qiu was also very happy to hear that, if Mr. Li doesn't leave, the Holy One will be happy.

Li Bai stuffed the seeds into his pocket again, and patted them lightly twice, he said: "I still have to find a mother for my son, of course I can't go back."

"...???" Yuan Qiu looked surprised.

At this moment, Li Bai was already looking for a mother to find for his son, he would definitely not be able to give birth to a monster, and a partner would definitely give birth to a son to play with him.

He tilted his head, "Do you have anyone to recommend?"

The corners of Yuan Qiu's mouth twitched, and he smiled stiffly, "Maybe... Where's Your Majesty?"

Li Bai pouted and snorted: "He doesn't want to be my son's mother."

Yuan Qiu's forehead was sweating, and he always felt that this topic was a little dangerous, but he had no choice but to continue: "Maybe, you can let Your Majesty be your father?"

"That's impossible." Li Bai quickly shook his head, very resistant: "Of course my son's father is me."

"..." Yuan Qiu smiled dryly, unable to continue.

Li Bai pursed his lips sullenly, he didn't know whether he should be angry that the liar didn't want to be his son's mother, or that he wanted to rush to become his son's father.

No one spoke between the two, only the sound of each other's breathing could be heard.

Yuan Qiu opened his mouth at this moment, and he said: "Slave, can I tell you about the Holy Majesty's childhood?"

"When I was a child?" Li Bai turned his head curiously.

"This servant first met the Holy One, and the Holy One was a head shorter than you, thin and small, and the clothes on his body looked much bigger." Yuan Qiu recalled, "If it wasn't for others saying that he was the prince, the slave would really be serious. If he doesn’t come out, not only is he thin, but also the eunuch Gong’e passing by him, none of them stopped to salute.”

Li Bai frowned, "Is he not full?"

Yuan Qiu smiled, "I can't eat enough, but there are times when I can eat enough. When the late emperor wanted to see the Holy Majesty, the eunuch Gong'e would take good care of him, but the late Emperor had many heirs, and he didn't want to see the Holy Majesty. He would not miss seeing him for a year." Once or twice."

Li Bai's face wrinkled into a ball, "They are good and bad."

"Worse is yet to come."

A voice rang in the ears of the two of them, and when they raised their heads slightly, they saw the man in the yellow robe approaching.

Yuan Qiu quickly stood up and knelt down, "Your Majesty."

Bei Chunzhi ignored him, but walked up to the young man, saw the green liquid on his face, reached out to pick up the paddle, bent over to wipe it off for him.

At the same time: "Do you know what happened to these people?"

Li Bai sat obediently, let someone wipe his face, and responded softly: "I don't know."

"Those who starve me, I will reward them with three barrels of white rice for one meal; those who beat me, I will reward them with a thousand sticks and a hundred sticks; I will repay my flaws, but anyone who offends me will be returned thousands of times and ten thousand times. " Bei Chunzhi stretched out his hand to slightly hook the boy's chin, stared closely at his eyes, and said deeply, "So, you don't need to sympathize with me."

He didn't like the sympathy in the boy's eyes.

Whether it's smiling or angry, he doesn't like the sympathetic look in his eyes.

Li Bai pulled his hand down, "This is not sympathy."

Bei Chunzhi raised his eyebrows.

Li Bai leaned forward slightly, opened his eyes wide, as if to let the people in front of him see the expression in his eyes, "It's not sympathy or pity, it's distressing."

Bei Chunzhi's pupils tightened.

Are you moved?I was so moved that I wanted to lock this person tightly in my arms.

However, moving is such a momentary thing.

"When I was injured back then, the immortals loved me very much and gave me a lot of delicious food." Li Bai couldn't help licking his mouth as he recalled, feeling very nostalgic.

Bei Chunzhi's face darkened, why is he an immortal?

Li Bai saw that the face of the big liar was not right, he hurriedly said: "I don't have anything delicious for you."

Bei Chunzhi reached out and grabbed the boy's face, "Who is the immortal?"

I have heard this person from the teenager more than once or twice, and it sounds particularly familiar, which makes me feel particularly annoying.

"An immortal is an immortal." Li Bai puffed up his chest, "He is the best person in the world."

Bei Chunzhi's face turned darker, and he said in a strange tone: "Then tell me what's wrong with him?"

"He's good everywhere." Li Bai stood up with his hips on his hips, and muttered, "He's not like someone who served delicious food and drink for half a month, then ran away without saying a word, just ran away, and even abducted me Son run!"

"..." Bei Chunzhi felt guilty, thinking about it, he was indeed quite annoying.

Seeing the young man's angry appearance, he touched the tip of his nose slightly, and said with a little confidence: "You are right."

"Of course I'm right." Li Bai lifted his chin, "My immortal is the best, the best, the best, no one can compare to him."

Bei Chunzhi felt that his teeth were a little itchy, no matter if it was sympathy or pity or distress, can we not mention these immortals?

He changed the subject bluntly: "Didn't you love me just now?"

Li Baibai glanced at him, "Didn't you say that you don't need to feel bad? Whoever offends you, you will pay back thousands of times."

"..." Bei Chunzhi wanted to take back those words just now.

Seeing that the young man was about to leave, he quickly grabbed his wrist. A big man, a king of the world, lowered his head, coughed softly twice, and said weakly: "Although I can take revenge, it doesn't mean that they They've all bullied me."

Li Bai couldn't move his feet.

Bei Chunzhi continued to work hard, "Just like today, if someone in the government hadn't deliberately made things difficult, why would I come to see you now."

"Then beat them up." Li Bai was furious, but just as he finished his words, seeing the liar's body so weak that he would collapse if pushed, he knew that with his body, he might not be able to beat even an old man.

Shaking his head helplessly, he said: "You wait, I will give you the pressure tomorrow morning!"

Isn't it just acting as a bully in a drama, it's very easy.He has worked so hard to raise the big liar for half a month, but he is not to be bullied. Whoever wants to bully the big liar, he must roll up his sleeves and beat him up!

Anyway, he is a second-rank high-ranking official, and he has to bear beating anyone. If he encounters an official who is older than him, the big deal is to ask a big liar to give him a promotion.

Unable to look forward to the arrival of tomorrow, Li Bai happily left. He had to go back and try his official uniform. He ate a lot these days so he wouldn't gain weight.

Seeing the person who left after speaking, Bei Chunzhi asked the people around him: "What does he mean, come tomorrow morning?"

Yuan Qiu wasn't sure, but he could clearly hear the joy in His Majesty's words, so he naturally followed suit: "It's possible."

Bei Chunzhi's face was filled with a smile, but his face darkened again after a while, he said coldly: "Let people go find out who the 'immortal' Li Bai is talking about."

As he spoke, he gritted his teeth and said, "If you're really a pretender, you'll be beaten to death with a stick."

"Here." Yuan Qiu took the order, and when he was about to make arrangements, he was called back by Bei Chunzhi, and said in an extremely unhappy way: "Forget it, let's close it."

If Li Bai knew that he had beaten the 'immortal' to death with a stick, he would definitely be angry.

Thinking like this, he couldn't help gritting his teeth again, when he saw that person, he must beat him up himself!