The tyrant has a little monster

Bei Chunzhi never expected that the moment he made fun of Xiao Wang for being timid, the retribution would come.

The inkstone on the desk was thrown rubbish again, Bei Chunzhi looked up and smiled wryly, "Why are you here again?"

Li Bai was hanging upside down on the tree branch, he put his hands on his chest and hummed coldly: "You haven't said yet, do you want to try it?"

Bei Chunzhi didn't want to answer, what to try?Try mouth to mouth?He really doesn't have this habit.

Holding his forehead with one hand, he said: "Do you know that not everyone can enter the palace?"

Li Bai shook his head, he only knew that the palace was very easy to enter, from climbing over the wall to entering, no one noticed, he was simply amazing.

With a clever trick, the comforter landed in the palace without making any sound.

With his hands behind his back, Li Bai proudly said: "I can get in if I want, no one can catch me."

Bei Chunzhi followed the topic, "Then why not come and see if anyone in the palace can catch you."

Li Bai turned around and quickly walked in front of him, "Then let's try first?"

Bei Chunzhi couldn't help but laugh, looking at this boy who was half a head shorter than him, "Do you know what you want to try, and what it means?"

Li Bai shook his head.

Bei Chunzhi didn't know why he was a little powerless, but he suddenly felt an emotion of not knowing what to do with the person in front of him.

"Forget it, forget it, if you don't want it today, then I'll come back and ask you tomorrow." Li Bai had already made long-term preparations, anyway, the palace is so easy to get into, so I'll come here once a day to ask you.

Bei Chunzhi opened his mouth, but before he could ask, he saw the person flying away.

When he shook his head and was about to deal with the memorial, another head popped up in front of the window, "Didn't you just say that you want me to compare with others, try now?"

Bei Chunzhi smiled, this person really treats the palace as his own home, he can come and go freely.

He just didn't utter the scolding, turned a corner and said, "Okay, I'll arrange it."

How many good people are there in the palace?Apart from the Holy Majesty, not many people knew the approximate number, Li Bai only knew that after half an hour, there were more than a dozen people standing outside the palace, among them was General Yu whom he met that day when he turned into a little fox.

"From here to beyond the high wall, Mr. Li Bai wins if he goes out first, and loses if he is caught." Yuan Qiu said.

Bei Chunzhi then added, "If you win, you can eat the meals in the palace as you like."

Li Bai, who was still a little careless at first, immediately got excited, the food in the palace was much more delicious than outside, he only ate it once, and he still thinks about it till now.

Gearing up, Li Bai looked at the high wall in the distance, full of strength.

With the sound of Yuan Qiu, Li Bai's figure changed, almost a few steps away, jumping directly over the arch and heading towards the high wall.

Some of the dozen or so people didn't even have the time to react, the fastest one was General Yu, but compared to Li Bai, it was still too slow.

Li Bai climbed over the high wall, and then General Yu came under the high wall, he chased all the way and didn't even catch his clothes.

General Yu looked at the figure that had disappeared on the high wall, and he couldn't help but marvel.

When he got back outside the palace, General Yu knelt on one knee, "I deserve to die."

For this result, Bei Chunzhi was not surprised, he asked: "How?"

"Unfathomable." General Yu said, in addition to his light work, he found that if he didn't see a figure in front of him, he would not be able to feel someone in front of him with his ears alone. There are not even three people in the world.

"It's unfathomable." Bei Chunzhi repeated, it's not unfathomable, it's not martial arts, but Li Bai.

……

Li Bai who got out of the high wall was very happy, and decided to go to the palace for dinner early tomorrow morning, to see if he could bring Uncle Li and Xiao Sixi with him.

After returning to Li Mansion, Li Bai had just entered the room, before he sat down, he heard an immature voice from outside, "My lord, can slaves come in?"

"Come in." Li Bai poured a glass of water to drink, turned his head and was stunned.

I saw a three- or four-year-old boy enter the house with a wooden basin in his hands, swaying every step, but he held it firmly, and no water dripped out.

When he walked in front of Li Bai, Xiao Sixi carefully put down the wooden basin, and then said crisply: "My lord, I will wash your feet for you."

Li Bai couldn't help but laugh, "What are you doing?"

Xiao Sixi was a little nervous, he said weakly: "My lord, don't look down on this slave, he may be working, don't drive him away."

Xiao Sixi was very flustered. The old eunuch who took care of him before he left the palace said that he was blessed, his family has found him, and when he leaves the palace, he will surely live a good life.

He also thought that was the case, the life in the palace was really too hard, so hard that he would cry himself to sleep every night.

It wasn't until he was taken by General Zu Zhou to reunite with his family that he realized his mistake.

I really can't remember what my family looks like, but he certainly can't be this fairy-like elder brother, so he lost his home and was afraid of being kicked out. The little person didn't know what to do. The eunuch said that if you want your master to like you, you have to work harder.

That's why there is footwashing water at this time.

Xiao Sixi squatted down, put his hands on both sides of the tub, raised his head and said, "I will wash your feet for you."

Li Bai touched Xiao Sixi's head, this doll was given to his son by a big liar, but he has a son, so he can't find another replacement, that would hurt his son's heart, and it would be unfair to Xiao Sixi.

But, if you can't be a son, you can be something else, not to mention that Xiao Sixi is in his eyes.

Lifting him up, Li Bai squatted and asked, "Do you want to be my apprentice?"

"Apprentice?" Xiao Sixi didn't quite understand the meaning of apprentice.

Li Bai explained indiscriminately: "It's just the two of us playing together, and I'll teach you kung fu and techniques."

He wanted to be the apprentice of the immortal back then, but the immortal confiscated him, thinking about it now, it's a pity.

"Really?" Xiao Sixi's eyes widened, very bright.

"Of course!"

"Okay, the slave will be the son's apprentice!" Xiao Sixi still didn't quite understand what the meaning of the apprentice was, but he was very happy as long as he could stay by the son's side.

"You have to call me master and call yourself apprentice." Li Bai still understands this point, after all, he used to call me Master Immortal in a shameless way, but unfortunately the Immortal never responded.

"master!"

"Eh!"

"master!"

"Eh!"

The two called each other and laughed non-stop. In the end, Li Bai didn't want to waste the water for washing his feet, so he simply recognized that this was a gift from his apprentice, and then took off his shoes and socks, and put his feet in it. There is also a pair of smaller feet, the two of them are very happy when you step on me and I step on you in the water basin.

The next morning, Li Bai failed to go to the palace for dinner, but was caught and questioned by Uncle Li.

"So it was a mistake? Xiao Sixi is not your son, and you accepted him as an apprentice?"

Li Bai didn't sleep well, and nodded in a daze.

Uncle Li didn't know what to say about this change, but it was good, Li Bai's son didn't suffer, and Xiao Sixi could escape the sea of ​​suffering. It was better to stay by Li Bai's side than in the man-eating palace.

However, Uncle Li asked curiously: "You are a master, what do you plan to teach him?"

Li Bai woke up instantly, last night it was because of this worry, perhaps because he had an apprentice, he had an extra sense of responsibility, he was always able to sleep in bed, but he almost suffered from insomnia yesterday.

I've been thinking about what to teach Xiao Sixi.

Suddenly I became a little unconfident, as if I had nothing special to do.

Li Bai humbly asked, "What do you think I can teach you?"

Uncle Li thought for a while, "Kung fu is pretty good, come again... come again... cough cough cough."

I really can't think of anything else, to put it bluntly, apart from kung fu, and Li Bai's temperament that can be kidnapped if you put him outside, I'm afraid there is nothing to teach him.

Just looking at Li Bai's expectant eyes, Uncle Li boasted bluntly: "For another example, you are very good at eating, teach him how to eat delicious food."

Li Bai nodded, this can be had, "What else?"

"Do you want more?" Uncle Li scratched his head and couldn't think of anything else, so he simply perfunctory, "I want to eat, drink, and have fun. The four major pleasures in the world have to be learned. I'm not talking about you. You not only have to teach but also have to learn." , I will take you to see the world someday."

Li Bai nodded again, remembering it in his heart.

At noon, Li Bai ran into the palace to have lunch, it was rare to eat such delicious food, and his attitude towards the big liar was a little better, so he told him about the apprenticeship.

In fact, Bei Chunzhi didn't really want to bring up Sixi's matter, after all, he was very sure that Sixi was Li Bai's son in front of Zu Zhou before, but now that he thought about it, he felt a little slapped.

But there was a reason, after all, no one would have thought that Li Bai came to find his son, and he found the son in his womb, even though he was sure that there was nothing in his womb!

"This is my first apprentice, I have to teach him well." Li Bai had a piece of glutinous rice in his mouth, he said vaguely: "I have to teach him, talking about the four great things."

Bei Chunzhi didn't hear clearly, so he handed over the teacup, "Swallow it and talk."

Yuan Qiu, who was serving beside him, couldn't help but glance at Li Bai. His Majesty has never eaten or slept since he was a child, but today he actually broke the rules for Li Bai.

Surprised in his heart, but didn't show it on his face, he picked up the teapot to refill tea for the two of them.

Li Bai drank his tea, frowned bitterly, quickly grabbed a piece of shrimp meat, and said again with his mouth in his mouth: "I said, my apprentice must be taught well, except for Kung Fu, he must teach the four great pleasures in life. "

Bei Chun was stunned, and smiled coldly, "Who told you?"

Li Bai is simple, if no one tells him the four joys in life, he will never know.

Li Bai opened his mouth and said: "Uncle Li, he is very nice, he even said that he would take me to see the world."

Bei Chunzhi smiled and said with a heavy accent: "Really, I really want to follow along."

Uncle Li is really good enough, so good that he suddenly wants to find a place to let him stay far away, so as not to make random ideas here.

Uncle Li didn't know this, he was feeding each other grapes with his concubine right now, he felt a chill down his back and his heart tightened, could it be that he really has some kind of problem?