The tyrant has a little monster

Bei Chunzhi discussed with the little fox, "How about giving you a kiss?"

"???" The little fox's limbs felt weak and he almost fell.

Bei Chunzhi stretched out his hand, and put his fingertips on his lips. He stared at the little fox and joked: "Didn't you want to kiss me while I was closing my eyes? Sure enough, the world is right, foxes are charming fairies."

"呲呲!"

The little fox stuck out his red tongue, as if he was going to spit it out, then ignored the big liar, turned around and jumped out from the half-opened window sill.

Bei Chunzhi didn't go after him, but still sat in the distance.

A fox with a lot of spirituality is still wearing wolf fur, who should be the favorite?There are many people who keep pets in the palace, but there is no fox.

If it was the little fox just now, he suddenly felt that multiple pets were very interesting.

The little fox who left didn't go far, and when he was about to climb over the high wall, he regretted it. He should have kissed him just now, so that the seeds could be sucked out.

Feeling regretful, he immediately turned around and planned to go to the previous palace.

But he didn't want to be close, the wind carried some bloody smell, the little fox sniffed his nose and felt that it smelled bad, and the direction of the bloody smell happened to be the palace.

The little fox jumped faster, and the closer it got to the palace, the stronger the smell of blood, accompanied by some miserable cries.

Even the eunuch of the palace nearby who listened to the news, lowered their heads and trembled all over, and their miserable wailing made people stand on end, scaring them so much that they could not sleep peacefully for several nights.

The little fox climbed onto the wall and looked over.

Seeing this made him tremble with fright.

In the distance, a person was lying on the ground, covered in blood, and a person next to him squatted halfway, holding a knife in his hand, as if he was constantly cutting meat.

In the yard, Bei Chunzhi was sitting in a chair, tapping his fingers on the table little by little, and asked, "How many knives are there?"

"Return to Your Majesty, it's 37 knives."

Cutting the flesh one by one, the prisoner screamed miserably. Bei Chunzhi liked this sound before, but today it sounds boring.

"Thanks to the care of the eunuch Chengda when I was young, I was drenched in water in winter and palmed in summer. I really have to thank you very much for all of this." Bei Chunzhi said unhurriedly, counting carefully, "There are a total of seventeen things like this. back."

"Your Majesty, spare your life, Your Majesty, spare your life." Cheng De howled, the late emperor held great power in his hands, how could he care about a weak prince, and privately taught this unfavorable prince more than once out of selfish desires, how could he have thought, The most inconspicuous person will actually ascend to the throne.

"Forgive me?" Bei Chunzhi chuckled, "The eunuchs and maids who died in your hands were dozens of them if they were not a hundred. Why didn't you spare their lives?"

Being in a high position but physically disabled, how could it be possible to remain unchanged? Most of the people who died at his hands were innocent but could only die.

Bei Chunzhi looked at the sky, the moonlight was elegant, and he said calmly: "Such a capable person should be able to withstand the Ling Chi of a thousand knives."

The man in the pool of blood gasped heavily, probably knowing that he would die, he howled angrily, "You... tyrant!"

"Tyrant?" Bei Chunzhi repeated lightly, and then smiled brightly, "I quite like this title."

As he spoke, he raised his jaw and looked somewhere.

The little fox quickly lowered his head, half-dead from fright.

Ahhhh, this big liar is too scary. Could it be that he was caught, and he is really going to be ripped off?No, I have to leave quickly.

Before he had time to think about it, the little fox hurried away with his tail between his legs, for fear of being caught and skinned by the King of Yama.

Bei Chunzhi's eyes were really good, he moved his fingers when he saw the little fox running away.

Yuan Qiu leaned forward, "What orders does Your Majesty have?"

The miserable voice was in my ears, but Bei Chunzhi didn't seem to hear it, but asked: "Is there anyone in the palace that raises foxes?"

Yuan Qiu shook his head slightly, "Returning to Your Majesty, no one in the palace has ever raised a silver fox, but I heard that the right minister's grandson raised a silver fox."

"Your Prime Minister?" Bei Chunzhi looked thoughtful in his eyes, and immediately said, "I'll take a look when I have time."

Yuan Qiu kept this matter in his heart, so naturally he would not let His Majesty go down to see him, but let him come forward.

The little fox who ran away didn't know that he was being missed, so he fled back to Li Mansion in a panic, and threw the wolf skin on the road, and when he got inside the house, he quickly turned back into a human body, vowing that he would never show his original shape in front of the big liar, not someday Really skinned.

Xu Shi was frightened, at night Li Bai dreamed that he was covered in blood and was skinned and lying in a pool of blood.

When I woke up early, it was dark around me.

When Uncle Li saw it, he thought he was thinking too much, and quickly comforted him: "Don't think too much, since you have found the place, you will definitely find the young master."

Li Bai sighed, the seeds were in the belly of such a vicious liar, and it was always difficult to get them back.

"How about this, today I will take you to the capital for a walk, to see the prosperity of the capital." Uncle Li patted his chest, saying that no one can compare to him when it comes to eating, drinking and having fun.

It's ashamed to say that he is the legitimate son of the Li family, but he doesn't have any skills. He is just a dandy who relied on his father when he was young, his brother when he grew up, and now his nephew.

However, although he is a dude, he also has self-knowledge and will never hold back. It is precisely because of this that he was able to hug his nephew's thick thighs when he was in his forties.

Uncle Li said happily: "There is a river in the west of the city, there are no flower boats on it, there are singers and dancers on it, and there are people singing ditties."

Li Bai shook his head, he doesn't like boats or water, he was chased by a wild wolf and fell into the lake before he was enlightened, if he didn't catch a reed, he almost died.

Although I can swim now, I still don't like water.

Seeing that this person was not moved, Uncle Li said again: "Then go to Cuju in the south of the city? A man as old as you loves this. There is a private house there, and you can write poems and play chess if you want."

Li Bai shook his head again, he doesn't know how to play Cuju, let alone compose poetry.

Uncle Li frowned. He doesn't like this or that?After a moment of silence, he clapped his hands violently, "Then go to North Street, where there are a lot of food shops, and there are all kinds of delicacies from all over the place."

"Okay!"

Li Bai applauded, he especially liked this.

Uncle Li was also happy. The two looked quite different in age, but they had the same hobbies, so they got along well.

But before going, Li Bai wanted to deal with the fur he brought.

During the time of going down the mountain, he has more or less understood the worldly affairs. If he wants to eat, live, and wear, of course he can do it, as long as he gives money.

Li Bai has no money in his hands, but he also knows that fur is valuable.

After hearing what Li Bai said, Uncle Li said: "Do you want to go to the pawn shop?"

Li Bai lifted his little bundle and nodded: "I have to sell them all for money, and when I have money, I can buy meat buns to eat."

After finishing speaking, he took a small meal, and said very generously: "I invite you to eat too."

Uncle Li smiled heartily and responded repeatedly.

To be honest, he has eaten delicious food, birds and animals, but he has never eaten meat buns worth a few pennies on the street.

And at this time, he looked at the fur in the bundle, and he said 'huh', "You hunt a lot, I can't even recognize the hair of any wild animal."

Li Bai introduced him one by one: "This is a rabbit, this is a buckskin, a leopard, a hound..."

After talking for a long time, Uncle Li exclaimed, holding one of them, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it: "Don't take it to the pawn shop, these furs are rare, I will give you 500 taels to get it."

"Okay." Li Bai agreed without hesitation, he would sell it to anyone, but he didn't know that if he sold it to a pawn shop, it would definitely be less than 500 taels.

One person paid the money and the other delivered the goods, and the two headed towards North Street.

For foodies, North Street is really a paradise on earth.

In addition to the authentic delicacies of the capital, there are all kinds of delicacies from other places here.

Li Bai especially fell in love with the antique soup here, which is named after the "gudong" sound when it is poured into boiling water. Add some favorite ingredients and dip it in sauce, it tastes amazing.

Li Bai was full of praise for his meal, and under Uncle Li's persuasion, he even drank two cups of the famous Immortal Brew in Kyoto.

Although it was not enough to get drunk, it still made the young man's cheeks rosy, and his bright eyes were even more pus-filled.

The slightly drunk Li Bai talked a lot, complaining while eating: "I am so kind to the big liar, he not only abducted my son but also tried to skin me, don't you think this person is too hateful."

"It's really disgusting. This kind of person should go to hell." Uncle Li added that he also drank a lot, but he had been drinking all year round, and his drinking capacity had already been practiced. Don't worry, when I see the big liar next time, I'll beat him up for you!"

"Uncle!" Li Bai was moved, "You are really a kind person."

Uncle Li chuckled. He is not a good person, but he has never done anything wrong. He turned his wrist and said with some arrogance: "It's a trivial matter, uncle will definitely beat him hard."

Li Bai was so moved that he wanted to cry, under the influence of alcohol, he leaned forward a little bit, and whispered: "Uncle, I know you are a good person, I have to tell you a secret, you must not tell others."

Uncle Li quickly sat up straight. What he said earlier was [-]% true, and [-]% was just a cliché. It is easiest to tell the truth when he is drunk.

He nodded quickly, "Say, uncle will keep the secret for you."

"Secretly telling you..." Li Baite said seriously, "I'm a monster."

"..." Uncle Li pursed his lips, looked at the drunk Li Bai, and was speechless, he was not drunk, he must have been drunk, he must have been stupid, and he was so stupid.