100k Volts Electrocutes You to Death

In the next few days, Xing Yuan followed Ye's family to visit relatives and friends. Neighbors, relatives and friends in the neighborhood visited one by one, and the whole community was bustling with activity.Rao is Mr. Xing who is used to being unsmiling on weekdays, but now his face is soft, and he smiles a little when he sees people. The sense of distance before has disappeared long ago.

So much so that when Mr. Xing flew back to City B on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year and was invited to attend the New Year's party in the business circle, the smile on the corner of his mouth frightened most of the guests.

Lei Xiangming: "Damn it, it's the first time of the new year, Lao Xing has been transmigrated?"

Liu Tianquan passed by him and said coldly, "Hehe, mentally retarded."

Lei Xiangming: "..."

Boss Lei said in disbelief: "Where did I provoke him? I feel that he is targeting me tonight!"

Xing Yuan spoke in a pleasant and warm voice: "Maybe he was finally abandoned by my brother, and now he has his eyes on you again."

Lei Xiangming: "...No, no, I don't think everyone is quite right tonight. Me, I'd better go home early."

Xing Yuan: "I'll go too."

As soon as he left, all the friends were surprised: "It's only eight o'clock, what is Mr. Xing doing home so early, we have some exciting moments in the second half of the night!"

You don't need to guess this "wonderful part". It must be some kind of adult party in Jiuchi Roulin. Xing Yuan used to be able to pretend to go with these people a few times, but now he doesn't say anything.

Someone couldn't help but narrow him down: "Boss Xing came home so early, maybe there is some kind of girl hiding in the golden house?"

As a result, Xing Yuan seemed to be waiting for someone to ask such a question, and immediately showed a mysterious smile: "En. Go home to accompany my wife."

Everyone: "???"

Lei Xiangming rolled his eyes: "Is it great to have a wife, get out of here quickly."

This year's Spring Festival, half of the business district in City B knew that Xing Yuan had a wife, and the two of them were as good as each other.

Mr. Lei, who knew the truth, secretly slandered: I just want to know if Lao Xing and his younger siblings had a falling out, would Immortal Ye join his fingers together, and the thunder from heaven would chop Lao Xing into a high paraplegic?

Excited just thinking about it!

As a result, he waited for two months, but in the end he did not wait for the news that Xing Yuan was successfully domestically abused.

Three months later, Marven Ye received a call from Xiang Feiying.

The Super Dangerous Management Department found the No.2 Huaguo supernatural being in Z City.

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"Hao Si! Your food is muddy again!"

Tang Haosi came back to his senses, and hurriedly flipped the spatula while turning off the gas stove.

It's a pity that this can't save the fried vegetables in the pot.

"Hey, I really admire you. You can make the simplest basic dishes like this." The classmate next to him came over to look at it, and said in amazement: "Don't let our Teacher Liu see it, or you will be grabbed again Talk about half a class."

Tang Haosi twitched the corner of his mouth.

He tried his best not to look at the crucian carp lying on the chopping board of that classmate, he just kicked out the trash can at his feet, and poured the fried vegetables in the pot into it.

【Oh. 】

Tang Haosi's movements froze, and the vegetables brushed against the trash can and fell to the ground.

"Damn it!" The classmate was startled, threw aside the kitchen knife that was going to chop fish, tore a pile of toilet paper and came over to pick up vegetables: "Tang Haosi, you are a mess... Hurry up, get it up, old man Liu is coming..."

Tang Haosi cleaned the floor with him two or three times.

The teacher who taught the class passed by the two of them and looked at Tang Haosi with a look of indignation.

【Oh. 】

Tang Haosi took a deep breath, turned his head back, and looked at the classmate's cutting board.

The crucian carp lay half dead on the board, looked at him with one eye, and moved its mouth.

【Oh. 】

Tang Haosi held back for a long time, and finally cursed in a low voice: "...Fuck."

"Gao Xuan," he pondered for a long time, but still couldn't help asking the classmate next to him, "You... don't you think there's something wrong with this fish?"

Ruan Gaoxuan, who was in the same class as Tang Haosi, picked up the knife again, and said casually, "Huh? What's wrong, are the fish eyes too wide?"

After speaking, he was still amused by his sense of humor and laughed for a long time. Tang Haosi watched him slap the fish to death skillfully, and remained silent.

Ruan Gaoxuan scraped off the scales of the fish neatly, broke open the belly of the fish to take out the internal organs, his technique was more than a little better than Tang Haosi's.

Tang Haosi re-selected the ingredients and cleaned them up, put them into the pot, stir-fried them, and occasionally paid attention to the dead crucian carp.

Sure enough, after that, the strange sound never appeared again.

After class, Tang Haosi was preoccupied with sorting out his tools. He was surrounded by a few good buddies. They had made an appointment before get out of class to go off-campus to make skewers. After eating, they went to a nearby Internet cafe to eat chicken all night.

Tomorrow is the weekend, which is suitable for single dogs to spend time in Internet cafes.

That's right, Tang Haosi and his roommates are a group of students.

They went to a professional culinary school.

Of course, these are not the key points, just like in a big and magnificent movie, there is no need to show a passerby a shot.

Tang Haosi was a passerby in his first 20 years of life, but recently, his role seems to have changed a bit.

He began to hear strange whispers.

Just like the crucian carp who can only say "oh".

Hmm... Although it turned into a plate of braised fish later, it still looks good and tastes good.

However, this does not change the fact that it will say "oh"! ! !

Tang Haosi hugged his head and began to think about the various fish, birds, cats and dogs he met yesterday, the day before yesterday, and the day before yesterday.

He could hear his good friend He Fan asking worriedly: "Hao Si, have you come to visit my uncle? Why have you been out of your mind these two days?"

Ruan Gaoxuan: "Hey, this guy cooked another dark meal today, and our Teacher Liu will simply ignore him as a student."

He Fan who skipped class: "What did he do today?"

Ruan Gaoxuan: "It's just a stir-fried vegetable..."

Li Jiarong: "Hahahahaha——"

besides……

A few people happened to walk across a section of lawn, and Tang Haosi heard a few magpies chatting in the trees.

【Ji, it will rain tomorrow. 】

【Chichi, a group of bad guys came to Xiaoshan. 】

[Chichijiji, I just got out of the order. 】

Tang Haosi: "..."

This is all a mess.

The little wild dog chasing the footsteps of several people: [The smell of bone bone bone bone!Meat!The smell of meat! 】

Hiding behind a tree, trying to avoid the old cat being touched by girls: [Go away, troublemaker! 】

And it was slowly coming in from outside the school gate, a transport truck full of ingredients.

The car passed by Tang Haosi, whose ears were full of [oh][oh][oh][oh].

What the hell are different tones, like a weird chorus.

Tang Haosi shivered violently, and began to think about whether he should go to the hospital for a neurological examination on the weekend.

At this time, it was the time when the school was over and the employees were off work. The place where the skewers were taken was not too close. A few people checked the traffic situation, and instead of taking a taxi, they simply picked up a few bicycles and rode there.

Although Tang Haosi was not in good spirits, he took out his mobile phone and swiped the car along with the crowd, and followed He Fan around the streets and alleys.

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, this group of college students arrived at their destination and swarmed into a small shop selling skewers.

This shop is located in the north of the third ring road in Z City, the surrounding area is not very good, either a factory or an unfinished building, but because the food in this small shop is delicious, and the quality is cheap, so it has always been ranked in the Z City roadside food ranking. The position of the top fifteen of the list is hovering.

There are not a few foodies who come here every day to get their mouths addicted, and this has brought the business of the whole street alive. Although the economy is depressed in the north of the third ring road, this snack street is still standing, and it is lively every night. People come and go.

Today is no exception.

The skewer shop’s business is as good as ever. Tang Haosi and the others came a bit late, and there was only a table for two left inside and outside the shop. The clerk pointed to the table next to the wall: "There are few people there, why don't you share a table?"

Tang Haosi stretched out his head and looked in the direction she pointed, and found that there were only two people sitting at the big round table, and one of them seemed to be a foreigner.

Ruan Gaoxuan teased the clerk: "Hey, you guys have gone out of China and gone international. Even foreign friends know that your skewers are delicious."

The store manager happened to pass by, patted him, and said to the clerk kindly: "Give them two strings of lamb kidneys, and I'll invite them."

The others gave Ruan Gaoxuan a thumbs up in unison.

The two men sitting at the round table agreed to the request to share the table, and several college students thanked them and took their seats one by one.

Tang Haosi is next to his roommate Tao Liang, and on the left is his international friend.He glanced at the other person, and the little trick happened to be caught by the man, so the man turned his head and looked at him.

Tang Haosi: "Uh, how are you?"

In the already hot May day, this handsome foreign man even wore a certain knitted hat.

Tang Haosi guessed that he might be bald.

The man didn't seem to feel the heat, so he blinked and said, "Ni Hao."

Tao Liang opened a case of beer, and handed two bottles to the men sharing the table. The foreigner wanted to take it, and the man from Huaguo who sat on his left coughed lightly.

"Oh, okay. I just want to see how this is different from the wine in our city B." The foreigner withdrew his hand, sat down obediently, and whispered: "And it's just a bottle. For beer, I'd at least It takes three bottles to get drunk."

"Come on." His companion sneered: "When you are really drunk, the speed of streaking has caught up to the speed of light, and by then it will be Lao Tzu who is looking for you everywhere, so you can just give me a drink." , that thing still quenches thirst."

Foreigner: "...Yeah, I didn't run naked either."

His companion: "Hehe."

Their voices were very low, Tang Haosi couldn't hear clearly, and didn't pay much attention.

When the grilled skewers were served plate by plate, the enthusiasm of the college students was reflected at this time.

It doesn't matter who the two people who are sharing the table are, a few boys talk to these two when you talk to each other.

The international friend who has been wearing the hat is Adonis, and the companion next to him is Cao Huan, who just arrived in Z City today, purely for tourism.

Hearing that several of them are students of culinary school, Adonis asked many questions with interest, and seemed to have a good impression of this kind of culinary school.

Adonis said with emotion: "The food in Huaguo is really good! I have been in Huaguo for two years. If I hadn't been exercising all the time, I would already be a fat man weighing [-] kilograms!"

Then I had a pleasant discussion with Ruan Gaoxuan and Li Jiarong on the opposite side about the extensive and profound food culture of Huaguo.

The author has something to say: so the second one comes from a mysterious organization - X Oriental Cooking Education School!

——A master of dark cooking, um.

Also, Ye Xiaoshou's haircut will be in the next year. During the Chinese New Year, his hair will still be long and fluttering [It's muddy]

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#### Classmate Tang is also very desperate today####

Tang Haosi: "Am I mentally ill???"

A transport truck passed by with a box of live fish inside.

Crucian carp: [Oh~] [Oh! 】【oh? 】【oh……】

Tang Haosi: "..."

He hugged his head: "No, no, no... How could crucian carp sing Kanon... I really still have a mental illness!!!"