100k Volts Electrocutes You to Death

"It's you and Lao Xing, didn't we get separated before?" Lei Xiangming whispered, "I saw it clearly. At that time, you two didn't talk to each other, and Lao Xing didn't let me ask. , do you think I can’t see it if you don’t ask, isn’t it because he was dumped by you.”

Ye Wenxuan was half a beat too slow to react: "... Huh?"

Lei Xiangming covered his mouth with his hands, and asked mysteriously: "Is Lao Xing snoring while sleeping? Does he have foot odor? Does he usually not even take a bath? Well, I think he definitely doesn't! And he Is the kidney not doing well? Hey, I think it must be impossible for me!"

Ye Wenxuan tried several times, but still did not press down the corners of his mouth: "Well, yes, his waist is not very good..."

Lei Xiangming patted his thigh and let out a long sigh: "You can get back together, brother and sister, be careful!"

Marven Ye covered his mouth, and pointed behind him tremblingly: "Then... you tell him... poof..."

Lei Xiangming turned his head sadly, just in time to see Xing Yuan standing next to the chopping board where he had chopped cabbage before, with one hand slowly touching the handle of the kitchen knife.

Lei Xiangming: "...Old Xing, calm down."

Xing Yuan: "My waist is not very good?"

Lei Xiangming hesitated to speak: "You shouldn't be too inferior, isn't that the old saying, eat what you eat to make up for it, in fact, I bought some lamb kidneys when I came here..."

Xing Yuan didn't wait for him to finish, he picked up the kitchen knife and slashed down on the chopping board.

The blade pierced seven points into the wood and couldn't be pulled out.

Mr. Lei was able to bend and stretch, and immediately stretched out his hand to draw a fork around his mouth, lowered his eyebrows and retracted aside, and began to wash the vegetables.

Like a dedicated free nanny.

Ye Wenxuan laughed so hard that he was carried out of the kitchen by Xing Yuan on his shoulders.

After laughing enough, he looked towards the kitchen and said to Xing Yuan: "I thought he was going to ask me about my time in Washington, but I didn't expect to ask the most funny question."

Xing Yuan took a glass of water for him, and said in a low voice: "If he wants to ask, he also comes to ask me, he won't ask you first."

Ye Wenxuan took a sip of the water in the glass, and sighed: "You two are really good, no wonder there were so many Lei Xing compression packages circulating in the Xing Group forum before."

Xing Yuan raised his eyebrows: "Lei Xing compressed package?"

Ye Wenxuan chuckled: "Xing's employees all have a pair of eyes that discover basic love."

Xing Yuan grabbed him, and stretched his right hand into his clothes to scratch his itch: "Should I recruit? Return Lei Xing's compression bag, what strange things did you see?"

Ye Wenxuan: "Hahahaha...fuck it, take it out! Hahaha I'll do it!"

Then when Lei Xiangming finally got out of the kitchen, he saw his brothers and younger siblings nestled on the sofa in the living room, twisting into a ball as if trying to grab the phone.

Ye Wenxuan's body was twisted into twists, but he still grabbed the phone and read aloud in a cadence: "Father Xing pushed Lei Xiangming to the ground, and said coldly, 'Give you 8000 million, leave my son!', puff... ...President Lei covered his lower abdomen, frowned slightly, and finally couldn't help moaning, 'Ah...the child in my belly...'."

Xing Yuan: "..."

Lei Xiangming: "???"

Ye Wenxuan: "Xing Yuan knocked down all the 180 big men outside the coffee shop, rushed in and hugged Lei Xiangming, shouting excitedly, 'Who is it! Who hurt you! Lei Lei, are you alright, Lei Lei!' ’, Lei Xiangming lay in Xing Yuan’s arms, showing a white lotus-like smile, and said affectionately, “Yuan……it wasn’t your father who did it…”.”

Xing Yuan couldn't listen anymore, and said with a dark face: "Okay...give me the phone..."

Ye Wenxuan: "Wait, there's more behind... Xing Yuan hugged his Leilei and ran on the road. He overtook the electric car, overtook the motorcycle, and finally overtook the Mercedes-Benz limited-edition roadster that his father chased after him. He ran all the way Entered the most high-end maternity hospital in city B. Oh shit, this was written with reference to Adonis' ability, hahaha!"

Xing Yuan: "Ye Wenxuan, turned against you?"

Ye Wenxuan: "Pfft... Boss Lei finally gave birth to a baby boy with colorful hair on the night of the full moon. Fortunately, the father and son were safe, and Boss Xing hugged his wife and child and wept with joy... Oh hello... Hahahahaha——"

Xing Yuan strangled Ye Wenxuan's neck and fished out the phone, viciously deleted the soul-stirring "Xing & Lei" [-] banned novel completely.

When he turned around, he saw Lei Xiangming wearing an apron, with his mouth open, as if his entire soul had already flowed out of his mouth.

Xing Yuan: "..."

Lei Xiangming: "..."

Ye Wenxuan: "Leilei, when did you come out... Puff... No, I still can't help it... Hahahahahaha——!!"

By the time Lei Xiangming finally figured out what Marven Ye was reading just now, the latter had already downloaded seven or eight "Things CEOs Have to Say" on Mr. Lei's mobile phone.

Most of this is the wisdom of the employees of the former Xing Group. Later, the group was nationalized, and many of the Xing faction were suppressed and investigated, but some were not affected. They still work in the company today, but the group changed its name. The boss has changed in the building.

The previous private forums were not found out, but looking at it now, there are many new CEO's brainstorming little obscenities.

Lei Xiangming watched Ye Wenxuan use his mobile phone to click in and browse around. He briefly glanced at the titles in the directory, his eyes straightened.

"What is this all about... "President Xing and Assistant Ruan's Love-Hate Entanglement"??? Assistant Ruan...Ruan Yushan? Damn, is that Ruan Yushan expressionless every day, and Lao Xing, you're going to say it too... "

Xing Yuan: "..."

Ye Wenxuan: "What is this? There is also "Gentle Wind and Drizzle is Always Love" here."

Lei Xiangming pondered for a while: "Hefeng...Wei Hefeng? That 400-pound business male assistant that Lao Xing used to have???"

Xing Yuan took a deep breath, raised his hand and pressed the center of his eyebrows.

Ye Wenxuan: "And this, this is the best - "I love you, you love him, he loves her, she loves her". It contains the top ten young talents in the Huaguo business world, and Mr. Lei is also on the list."

"..." Lei Xiangming swallowed his saliva, as if he had opened the door to a new world: "Wait a minute... wait for me to slowly..."

Marven Ye flicked his fingers on the screen: "It's okay, I downloaded it for you, this is suitable for watching before going to the toilet and going to bed."

Lei Xiangming: "Indeed... Are you sure you won't have nightmares at night..."

Xing Yuan stood behind the sofa, watching the two of them write a bunch of small pornographic texts with a blank face, then raised his hands, and pointed at the backs of the heads of each of them: "See, I can delete all those with my name. "

Ye Wenxuan nodded understandingly: "Don't worry, all my bets are based on Mr. Lei, and he will never forget it for the rest of his life."

Xing Yuan couldn't help casting a pitiful look at Mr. Lei.

Lei Xiangming: "???"

After searching a bunch of broken Sanguan novels, Ye Wenxuan finally returned the phone to Lei Xiangming, looked at his watch, it was lunch time.

Xing Yuan looked down at them both: "Wash your hands and eat."

Marven Ye jumped up: "Come on, come on!"

Since the two moved to this villa, they haven't entertained any visitors. Lei Xiangming is the first friend who came to the two's nest, and he didn't receive any special treatment. He had to cook for his brother and younger siblings. , I feel miserable when I think about it.

But his trip was actually to settle accounts after autumn, so at the dinner table, Mr. Lei put on a straight face and said to Xing Yuan: "We don't have the same thing about eating and sleeping, I think it's good to talk while eating. You weigh your moves."

Xing Yuan was not afraid of him at all: "What are you recruiting?"

Lei Xiangming seemed to want to slap the table, but because of his fiery temper in front of his younger siblings, he couldn't bear it, so he endured it: "What are you talking about! When did you and Liu Da get so close? Also, don't I thought I didn't notice, but five or six of you always join Minister Fang, you formed a small gang! You don't fit in!"

As he said that, he turned his head to Marven Ye again, accusing: "And you, brother and sister, what's the matter with the name Ye Yan? I clearly remember last time you said you were a designer and a photographer, how could you become a square in the blink of an eye? Assistant Minister?"

Ye Wenxuan showed a pure expression: "Intern assistant, part-time job. And the minister thinks I didn't do a good job last time, so he has already resigned me."

Lei Xiangming: "... Brother and sister, can you be careful when you lie to me, you don't look like you have been fired."

Xing Yuan said slowly: "Lao Lei, it's not that I don't want to tell you, it's just that there are some things that the country doesn't allow too many people to know."

"Old Xing, don't fool me." Lei Xiangming looked at the two of them suspiciously: "Forget it, what's that kid Liu Da?"

Xing Yuan shook his head: "He has no great ability, but is just a smoke bomb."

Lei Xiangming: "What about me?"

Xing Yuan: "It doesn't even count as a smoke bomb."

Lei Xiangming: "..."

Boss Lei slapped the table and said angrily, "I'm not even as good as that coward?!"

Xing Yuan: "Not really. The companies run by the Liu family are all in Huaguo, and most of your Lei's Group's business is overseas. If anyone is better at controlling it, Liu Da is better than you."

This is irrefutable, Lei Xiangming frowned, unwilling to say: "Then you can't tell us nothing... Damn, I met a biochemical beast that morning, I didn't pay attention at the time, but after thinking about it, you and Liu The big boy is saved until the end, right?"

Xing Yuan nodded, and Lei Xiangming's face fell down: "You said that if I stayed at that time, wouldn't it be a big deal for me to apply for party membership for two years?"

Ye Wenxuan choked, quickly grabbed a chopstick to cover his mouth, and pretended not to laugh out loud.

This Mr. Lei is really, the brain circuit is really very clear.

He had some close guesses about Xing Yuan's other identity, but he didn't realize that his younger siblings had some "extraordinary features" from the beginning to the end.

After the meal, Ye Wenxuan saw that Lei Xiangming wanted to talk to Xing Yuan alone, so he took the initiative to do the work of washing the dishes and shaking hands with the two of them: "You two go up and talk, the sound insulation effect is good."

As Lei Xiangming went upstairs, he lamented that his younger siblings were sensible. Only Xing Yuan knew that if his family wanted to eavesdrop, it was just a matter of laying a magnetic field. Even if Lei Xiangming squatted in the toilet, Ye Wenxuan could "see" it What pose is he using.

But for Mr. Lei's extremely fragile heart, he wisely didn't say anything.

Marven Ye didn't deliberately eavesdrop.

After packing up the dishes and chopsticks, he wrapped himself in a coat and went to the backyard with his mobile phone.

There was a message on the screen, which was sent by Wei Weiqi, the captain of the guard of the embassy in the United States.

[The matter you explained has been done, and the person has boarded the plane, please rest assured. 】

Behind it was the flight and landing time. Ye Wenxuan looked at it, deleted the text message, and then called Zheng Xingguo.

In fact, he has basically left the anti-terrorism operation team now, but he is used to it. If there is anything, he will contact Mr. Luo or Zheng Xingguo, and the latter is quite used to answering his calls.

After the call was connected, Ye Wenxuan exchanged pleasantries with Deputy Team Zheng before saying, "I didn't bring Victor the 'Invisible Man' with me when I returned home. Yesterday I asked the captain of the security at the embassy to send him to the plane. The letter to me, the person has already boarded the plane and will probably arrive tomorrow."

Zheng Xingguo listened on the other side, said to wait a moment, and then took away his hand covering the microphone after 2 minutes, and said: "I will send someone to pick it up tomorrow, but anyway, it was recommended by you. At that time, you will go through a procedure together and let General Feng's soldiers take him for a routine inspection."

Marven Ye: "To keep company with Adonis and Noel?"

Zheng Xingguo: "Adonis has already passed the monitoring period. That kid was doing well before. He helped a lot when the biochemical beast attacked. After paying off the work, he was allowed to come out early."

Ye Wenxuan has been traveling around in various places during this time, and completely forgot about the few supernatural beings who stayed in Huaguo. At this moment, he felt a little embarrassed when thinking about it, and opened his mouth to ask: "Um...Casey and the others, are they okay?"

The author has something to say: Mr. Lei looked confused: "Lao Xing and I still have novels???"

Mr. Xing's face was heavy: "I advise you not to watch it."

Mr. Lei: "Will I have nightmares if I watch it before going to bed?"

Ye Wenxuan: "I can have sex dreams (⊙v⊙)"

Mr. Xing: "No, it's just a nightmare. It's infinitely terrifying."

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#### The difference between Zhong Zong and Lei Zong####

After a long time, Zhong Yushan and Lei Xiangming learned the true purpose of the visiting group, and they both sighed.

Zhong Yushan [rear fear]: "This is too hasty! What if an accident really happens?! I only have a few guards around me, what if I am injured by biochemical beasts and super soldiers?!"

Zhong Yushan: "You tell me earlier, I won't go! Even if I go, I have to bring my fifty personal bodyguards!"

Lei Xiangming [sorrows his wrist]: "It's too sloppy! I don't even have a chance to show it! You guys told me earlier, I acted bravely at that time, maybe the application for joining the party has already been approved!"

Mr. Zhong [Heartbroken]: "The country owes me a fee for mental damage!"

Mr. Lei [Heartbroken]: "The country missed my chance to join the party!"