Those years when I made five scumbags cry

Chu Yunfei looked at the handsome king with a nostalgic look on his face.

After a few seconds, I heard him say: "It's been a long time since I saw you dressed like this—"

The women's clothing boss followed his gaze and looked down at his chest: "???"

He immediately realized that the straight steel man with only big breasts in the harem wanted to talk about flat breasts, so he interrupted roughly: "Change the subject."

"Hahahahaha-"

Xiao Lu laughed out loud, and the soldiers outside heard the lord's laughter, thinking that he was still in the tent and couldn't help but be happy because of General Di's return.

The two couldn't help but also looked at each other and exchanged a smile. They really haven't seen the lord so happy for several days.

In the main tent, Chu Yunfei looked coldly at the straight man of steel, and waited for him to laugh enough before opening his mouth and said, "Take your general to a place isolated from the rest of the world to recuperate these days, where there are only peaches and nothing else to eat." Eat, my lord, let someone prepare some food and deliver it to your General Di."

As he spoke, he passed Xiao Lu, waved his back to him, and said, "I'll go first."

"Why are you leaving here? Isn't this year's crops already harvested?"

Xiao Lu didn't expect him to come and go in such a hurry, so he only suppressed his laughter, but his eyes were still smiling, and he asked, "Is there anything else to do when I go back?"

"It's okay." Chu Yunfei turned his head to look at him, and said, "But didn't my lord say that it would be easy to be distracted if you bring your family by your side during the war?"

Xiao Lvyile, he was trying to block him with what he said last time, just as he was about to speak, he heard the boy in women's clothing in front of him squeeze him out: "Still, the lord wants to keep his favorite Mrs. Hua by his side. By the way, determined to be a foolish king?"

This kid, if you want to keep him, naturally you won't let him dress like this again.

Xiao Lvyu was not angry because he was so indifferent, after all Hua Heng was the only one in the world who dared to be so presumptuous in front of him.

Chu Yunfei looked at the person standing in front of him and smiled, and heard him say, "I'll change you into a soldier's clothes, and leave you in the tent dressed as a soldier, who will notice you?"

Xiao Lu paused, then asked again: "But where are you going back? Back to the fiefdom of King Li?"

He knew that his uncle Feidun was very fast, and he would probably be back there in a short while.

Chu Yunfei's heart moved, he showed a malicious smile, and asked, "Why don't you go back to your harem?"

Xiao Lu: "..."

Chu Yunfei: "It just so happens that your concubine Hua hasn't shown up in the harem for a long time, and I can just visit your concubines for you and convey how you miss them—"

Xiao Lu, who was full of cuckold crisis, grabbed him and said, "Don't go."

The women's clothing boss glanced at the hand he was holding on his arm, cut it, and said, "Stingy."

Seeing the expression of the young man in front of him, Xiao Lu only chuckled, then let go of his hand and said, "Stay with the Lord for another day, and then go back to your home."

"Tsk tsk." Chu Yunfei shook his head, walked to a chair beside him and sat down, and said, "You really can't do without me for a moment."

Xiao Lu didn't deny it either, and just said, "Since you know, let me rest easy."

Chu Yunfei sat on the chair swinging his legs, looking at him inscrutablely.

Xiao Lu was baffled by him, only to hear the person sitting on the chair suddenly sigh with emotion: "In the future, you must let your historian write that you and your concubine Hua have a strong relationship, so that it is not in vain that I have broken it for you." Heart."

And "Hua Xiao" will be more valuable if he dies for him in the future.

Regarding what will happen in the future, Chu Yunfei can probably guess what kind of development it will be.

He was sitting on the chair, swinging his right leg on the armrest, Xiao Lu saw the red embroidered shoes on his feet with the pattern of peach blossoms, swaying with the owner, it really attracted people's eyes.

Xiao Lu turned his eyes back to his face, and seeing the young man's expression, he knew that he was thinking about something again.

Right now there are only the two of them in this tent, and the future co-lord of the world will not correct the uncle's sitting posture, but just walk around in front of him and go behind the desk.

As soon as he sat down, he heard Hua Heng's voice, and heard him ask: "What do you plan to do next, my lord?"

Before Xiao Lu opened his mouth, he heard him say again: "The army that attacked King Yan's fief earlier fell under the scheme of King Yan and King Zhao. Timing. In addition, now that Di Yan has passed the test of his life and death, and has been completely reborn, it is perfect for him to be the coach."

Sitting behind the desk, Xiao Lu said slowly, "My lord thinks so too."

Di Yan's prestige in the army is much higher than that of Lin Ting. When he came back, the morale of the whole army suddenly rose, and he just went all out to declare war on the Yanzhao Alliance.

As soon as his words fell, Chu Yunfei's voice sounded in the army tent, saying, "This battle must be won."

When Xiao Lu heard his words, his heart immediately warmed up. He looked at Hua Heng's back from behind the desk, and said, "My lord knows it well. In the future, such secrets will not be leaked."

"Don't be afraid." The female costume tycoon swayed his legs and drew an invisibility talisman on his palm, ready to disappear anytime someone came in, "After this battle, you will be the emperor, are you happy, are you happy? "

Xiao Lu couldn't help laughing, and said, "Of course I'm happy."

The invisibility talisman has been drawn, and the female clothing boss put away her palms, recalled the process of Emperor Shun's ascension to the throne, and then said: "When the lord has brought King Yan and King Zhao to unify the world, and then go to the emperor, the emperor will be in front of you." In front of all the officials, it was said that Zen should take the place of you. According to the usual practice, it is three times and three concessions, and finally you accepted it as if you couldn't refuse—"

Xiao Luzheng heard it interesting, seeing him suddenly turn his head from the chair to look at himself, he couldn't help asking: "What's wrong?"

Chu Yunfei put one hand on the back of the chair, looked at him with clear eyes, and said, "It's nothing, it's just that you are a different kind of person, and you pick it up as soon as people say it. It makes people feel that you are not humble, so don't want it next time."

Xiao Lu was the most impatient with these red tapes, and couldn't help laughing when he heard him say this, and asked while laughing, "Why is there a next time?"

The boss said: "It stands to reason that there is no more."

Further back, it should be the period when the Shang Dynasty collapsed overnight, and this is the secret that cannot be leaked to Xiao Lu.

Chu Yunfei said in his heart, he really watched him build tall buildings, watch him entertain guests, and watch his buildings collapse.

At this time, the Dugu family should still be hiding overseas, and it is unknown why they attacked in three years later.

Chu Yunfei couldn't figure out why he would lose his soul on the battlefield. What kind of powerful enemy did he encounter, so he was forced to use the forbidden technique on the battlefield of mortals?

As he thought about it, a wine bottle appeared in his hand, he threw it back to Xiao Lu, and said, "My newly brewed wine, I originally wanted to celebrate your success when the lord came back from beating King Yan and King Zhao. I didn't expect to see you so soon."

Xiao Lu took it as soon as he opened the bottle cap, and the mellow aroma of wine wafted into the air.

A smile appeared on his handsome face, and he praised: "Good wine."

Chu Yunfei was still thinking about the reliance of the Dugu family to overthrow the Xiao family dynasty, and he replied casually: "Of course, I improved the steaming method and used the sorghum I planted."

It's okay not to raise the sorghum, but as soon as Hua Heng raised the sorghum, Xiao Lu remembered what happened in the sorghum field that night, and couldn't help but ponder for a moment.

Young man, it's not a solution to stay ignorant of personnel affairs. He is really afraid that next time Hua Heng will roll into the sorghum field with someone to help each other.

So he brought up the old story to the uncle Guo who was wearing women's clothes in front of him, and said: "Among the famous families in the fiefdom of King Cheng, there are many daughters who have not left the court, and they are both good in appearance."

Chu Yunfei nodded while thinking about his own affairs, sat on the chair without looking at him, and just said: "Okay, I agree, you can marry."

Xiao Lvzheng got up from behind the desk, and stopped when he walked beside him. When will I ask my uncle to agree to accepting my concubine?

He looked at this pensive man, stretched out his hand and tapped him on the forehead, and said, "It's not me, it's for you to marry."

Chu Yunfei hissed unexpectedly and raised his head to look at him.

Xiao Lu met his gaze, and heard him say: "Will you marry me? You have both good looks and good looks, who can beat me, not to mention that I still have to go back."

Xiao Lv said: "But aren't you going back so soon? It would be nice to marry a wife and have children, and enjoy the pleasure of the boudoir."

The big guy in women's clothing said in his heart, he has enjoyed the pleasure of the boudoir, and he knows everything about it, but what's the use of that?

Very troublesome.

"No need." Seeing him shaking his head and rejecting himself, Xiao Lu heard the person in front of him say, "I appreciate my lord's kindness, and I don't need the pleasure of the boudoir. It's better to let the cook cook for me. I'm the same in that place." After eating peaches for several days, I didn’t smell meat.”

Such a life, an ancient fierce beast like the Heaven Devouring Python can survive, no wonder it doesn't hurt to beat people.

Xiao Lu sighed in his heart, and said, "It's up to you."

So the cook listened to the order from the tent, saying that the lord wants to eat hot pot today, and asked him to prepare a few servings and bring it in.

Hot pot is a popular way of eating in the Northland. Don't think about it, it is naturally invented by Hua Heng. Xiao Lu's chef also learned this way when he came back from Yuncheng. The bottom of the pot is very authentic.

The high soup in the mandarin duck pot was steaming hot, but the red soup was sealed with oil, so there was no heat left.

The cook wrapped the two handles with a white cloth, trotted all the way to bring the pot in, and saw that Xiao Lu was the only one in the tent, so he put the pot on the small red clay stove that had been set up on the table, then straightened up and smiled He said, "My lord, it's time to eat."

The vegetables in the pot are fresh, and the meat is air-dried, but there are many kinds of ingredients, and the taste is not too bad after the pot.

Sitting behind the desk, Xiao Lu nodded and said, "Put it there."

"Yes." From the corner of the cook's eyes, he caught a glimpse of a small wine jug on the table. Thinking of General Di's return, His Majesty probably wanted to invite him over this meal, so he asked aloud, "Then my subordinates, go and invite General Di over here." ?”

Just as Xiao Lu was about to say yes, he felt his sleeve being pulled, so he changed his words: "No need, let's go down."