Those years when I made five scumbags cry

Xiao Lv was very close, and the iron-blood aura emanating from his body made Chu Yunfei feel like he was on the battlefield.

The armor on his chest was hard and cold, even through a layer of clothing, the taotie pattern was uncomfortable.

Chu Yunfei slowed down his breathing, no one followed them all the way, and there was no one outside the yard right now.

Xiao Lu easily restrained the young man with one hand, pressed his hand over his head, and pressed it against the door.

In such a space, such a distance, Chu Yunfei heard Xiao Lu's deep and magnetic voice sounding in this room where no one had been in for a long time, and asked himself: "Are you nervous?"

Under his control, Chu Yunfei struggled symbolically twice, and then asked, "What is His Royal Highness Shun Wang doing?"

In this life, he entered the Tao with martial arts, and his body has grown stronger, but at this moment he realizes that if he does not use spiritual power, he will not be able to break free from Xiao Lu's restraint.

As a mortal, Xiao Lu has such powerful strength for some reason.

Xiao Lu stared at him in the dim light, Chu Yunfei saw his double pupils which were different from ordinary people, and saw his own shadow inside.

Xiao Lu raised the corner of his mouth, and said to the person in front of him in a low voice: "Tell me, is there someone living in this place?"

The owner of the boudoir has been away for a year, the popularity in the house has dissipated, and due to the slackness of the servants, a layer of dust has accumulated on the windows and tables.

Chu Yunfei watched the person in front of him brush the door with his other free hand, and then put the dust he touched in front of him for him to see.

The boss thought, careless, who would have thought that the dignified King Shun, the future co-lord of the world, would be so fond of breaking in at the slightest disagreement?

Xiao Lu looked at his expression, and said playfully: "I met a person who looked exactly like you in the Qin Palace, 'she' said that 'she' was going to Penglai to learn the Taoism of immortals for a period of one year. I will return to this fiefdom of King Li."

He paused as he spoke, before asking: "Now that I've called in, where is the person I want to meet?"

Chu Yunfei thought that he was in Penglai and didn't come back.

Seeing that the person in front of him didn't speak, Xiao Lu's voice became softer, almost a whisper, but his tone was cold and cruel.

He said: "You know what I hate the most in my life? What I hate the most is that people lie to me."

Xiao Lv paused, feeling the tension of the young man under him, before continuing: "Everyone says that the name of the person in the portrait is Hua Xiao, very good, if Hua Xiao doesn't show up, then don't blame me for being angry Take it out on the people of Yuncheng, don't blame me for massacring the city."

Chu Yunfei was pressed against the door and couldn't move. Now Xiao Lu clearly recognized him, but he didn't know where he showed his flaws.

Sister Hua Xiao didn't come back here on time as she promised, history has slipped in another direction, can this be saved?

Chu Yunfei closed his eyes, let it go and give it a go.

Xiao Lu saw that when he opened his eyes again, his expression had changed. He looked at the young man and said earnestly, "The person His Highness wants to see is indeed in Penglai, and he won't be able to come back for the time being. If possible, I hope His Highness think twice and don't massacre the city. Don't kill my whole family, anyway, I look exactly like my younger sister, so His Highness will take me as her—"

Before he finished speaking, he heard the handsome king in front of him say: "Just pretend, it's you."

Chu Yunfei: "..."

It's good that the person in front of him didn't speak, Xiao Lv recognized his tone the moment he opened his mouth, it was definitely him who appeared in Qin Palace that day.

Xiao Lu looked at him playfully, and asked, "There are only girls on King Qin's boat, so you pretended to be a girl and sneaked in, right?"

"I'm not, I didn't..." Chu Yunfei said while thinking in his heart, what is this?

After watching his dying struggle, the two looked at each other for a while, and finally Chu Yunfei was defeated first, letting the wheel of history run over him.

He broke the pot and asked: "What does His Royal Highness Shun want?"

Xiao Lu laughed and said, "Since you like wearing women's clothing so much, then I'll give you a chance."

He looked at the young man in front of him, and said to him: "I brought a large team to look for you for so long, and you suddenly turned into a man. If I take you out like this, I don't want to lose face?"

Chu Yunfei felt that he let go of his hand, and heard the person in front of him who didn't follow the routine say: "Hurry up and change into women's clothes."

Chu Yunfei: "?!"

——The wheel of history has turned!

Xiao Lu watched the expression in his eyes suddenly come alive, and felt as if he had returned to the Qin Palace again. He felt that the young man in front of him was really interesting.

If he is a girl, he will marry.

Since he is a boy, it will be very interesting to bring him with you and cultivate him well.

Xiao Lu has a collection habit, he likes to collect beauties from all over the world, and he also likes to collect interesting subordinates, subordinates like Di Yan are also very good, they can fight wars and are good at painting, and they also have stories.

Seeing that Chu Yunfei didn't move for a long time, Xiao Lu said again: "I know that good-looking women can lie, but I didn't expect good-looking men to lie as well. Do you know the consequences of lying to me?"

He watched the young man walk away from him, and turned his back to him the same as that day in Qin Palace, as if knowing that Xiao Lu would not do anything to him, he became confident again, and said: "I don't know."

Chu Yunfei opened Hua Xiao's closet, went to look through his sister's clothes, and heard the person behind him ask, "So what's your name?"

Chu Yunfei said without turning his head, "Hua Heng."

"Hua Heng?" Xiao Lv went over his name in his mind, his eyes showed interest, and asked, "Which Hua Heng wrote poems at the age of three, and shot tigers at the age of seven?"

Chu Yunfei: "Yes, it's that Huaheng."

He picked out a dress, took it out from the closet, and then heard Xiao Lu say: "You were known as a prodigy when you were young, but you became more ordinary as you grew up. I used to feel sorry for your father, but now it seems that it is not the case." .Are you still composing poems recently? Sing a few lines and listen."

Chu Yunfei thought, unexpectedly, this Schrödinger's brother-in-law is also a fan of "Three Hundred Tang Poems".

Xiao Lu heard the young man with his back turned impatiently, and probably rolled his eyes, and heard him say, "Why do you ask me to chant poems when you see me? I stopped composing poems after I was seven years old."

Xiao Lu said with great interest: "Just one sentence."

Boss: "If you want to see a thousand miles away, hang yourself on the southeast branch."

Listening to these two poems, Xiao Lu felt puzzled. Before he could ask any questions, he saw the boy standing there and turned to look at him, frowning and saying, "You still want to watch me change my clothes?"

Xiao Lu: "What are all men afraid of?"

Chu Yunfei said, "Okay." Then he began to undress, ignoring him.

On the contrary, Xiao Lu looked at the girl's boudoir and the dresses hanging in the closet, and said thoughtfully: "You really have a sister."

Chu Yunfei, who took off his upper body clothes, said, "Of course I have a younger sister."

Xiao Lu's eyes fell on the young man's body, with slender limbs and beautiful muscle lines on his shoulders and back.

He has not yet grown into a youth, Xiao Lu does not know that the person in front of him has stepped into another realm, and will never become a youth.

Chu Yunfei heard Xiao Lu say, "You still practice martial arts."

Compared with the last time I saw him, the boy's muscles were more obvious, and he still had injuries on his back. The female clothing boss who was about to go online heard him ask: "The trip to Penglai, is it so dangerous?"

The boss thought, it is not Penglai that is dangerous, but the cliffs, mountains and waterfalls.

The next moment, as soon as he put on women's clothing, Xiao Lu noticed Huadian: "You are as tall as your sister."

Boss: "..."

Xiao Lu: "Hahahahahaha."

He watched the young man sit in front of his sister's dressing table, straighten the temples by the window skillfully with gestures, and decal yellow on the mirror, and thought it was really interesting.

Xiao Lu leaned against the door to look at him, and asked, "You are so proficient, why do you often pretend to be your sister?"

Chu Yunfei said: "It's not that I'm sick, it's just the time I met you."

As a result, the car overturned.

Duguchen doesn't know what's going on now, history has changed, there is no Concubine Hua...

I don't know what will happen after more than 300 years...

Forget it, it's a big deal to start all over again.

As soon as he finished dressing up, he got up from the dusty dressing table, came to Xiao Lu, and changed from interesting to exciting.

Xiao Lu looked at the "girl" in front of him, and suddenly said, "Do you want to know where I saw the flaw?"

Of course the women's clothing boss wanted to know, he said, "Tell me."

Xiao Lu raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Chest."

Chu Yunfei followed his gaze and looked down, then wanted to hit someone!

He thought that he had exposed his flaws somewhere, but he didn't expect that the reason why Xiao Lu thought he was not a woman was that his chest was flat!

But his sister has no breasts like this!

Xiao Lu didn't know what he was thinking, looked at his women's attire that had no flaws except the chest was flat, and said in satisfaction: "Okay, let's go."

Then he stretched out a hand, stood there waiting for him to hold it, and made a full play.

Apart from his own purpose of appeasing the aristocratic family, Xiao Lu also wants to play tricks on him.Huaheng is indeed very smart, he can write poems at the age of three, and shoot tigers at the age of seven, which is worth cultivating.

Young people, if you work hard, you will become a talent, and it is not a big problem if you like to wear women's clothing.

Chu Yunfei took two steps forward and put his hand on it. Xiao Lu immediately held his hand in his palm and pulled him to push the door out.

Outside the courtyard, everyone in Washington was very nervous.

Although King Shun left all his soldiers outside the door and only he came in by himself, the aura of King Shun alone made them breathless.

I heard that as soon as Shun Wang entered the fiefdom, he took the portrait to find their second lady, but the second lady was not in Yuncheng at all, where would the master and wife go to find another daughter for Shun Wang?

All the Hua family gathered here, waiting for King Shun to come out, among them Huaxiu was the most worried.

Mrs. Hua brought him tea, and said softly, "Master, don't be nervous, drink some tea."

Huaxiu nodded, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Xiao Lu leading a slim and beautiful girl out, almost spraying tea again!

picture!so similar!If the daughter is healthy, she will look like her brother!

Madam Hua: "..."

She looked at her "daughter" who was led by King Shun, and she knew very well that her daughter Hua Xiao hadn't come back at all. Besides her son Hua Heng, who else could pretend to be like this? !

Xiao Lv led the people beside him, and came to the Hua family who didn't know when "Hua Xiao" had returned home and had recovered. Everyone said: "Master Hua and his wife have raised a good daughter, and they are lonely to please her, so they want to hire her as a concubine."

Everyone was overjoyed, and the elders of the clan even said with a smile on their faces: "Good thing, good thing!"

Madam Hua: "..."

There is no daughter here, only her son here!

Hua Xiu's arm was about to be pinched purple by his wife, and he didn't dare to meet Mrs. Hua's frightened gaze.

I only heard Xiao Lv say: "Let's take Rengu away first, and wait until the day when Gu dominates the world, and then come to hire."

Huaxiu reacted, showing hesitation: "This..."

He didn't doubt that the person in front of him could rule the world, but he wanted to ask, are you blind, Your Highness...

This is his son, not his daughter!

Hua Xiu knew that every time Xiao Lu captured a place, he would choose a daughter from a local aristocratic family as his concubine, but Hua Heng could take his sister's place, but why should he take him away? !

Xiao Lv looked at him, and said again: "Father-in-law has been appointed as the prefect of Yuncheng, and will manage Li Wang's fief for Gu."

Huaxiu's legs softened and he forgot everything.

This triple jump!

Shun Wang also called him father-in-law!

He looked dazedly at the eldest son who was pretending to be his daughter, and saw that he also nodded slightly to him, so he immediately ignored other things and accepted the marriage directly.

In less than a moment, King Shun wanted to hire the Hua family's daughter as his concubine, and also proposed Hua Xiu as the prefect of Yuncheng. The news of governing the entire fief spread throughout Yuncheng. Anyone who was close to Huaxiu came forward Come to congratulate.

Huaxiu's face was full of red, and he heard other people's continuous praise: "Prefect Hua really gave birth to a good daughter!"

"What Hua prefect is called Hua Guozhang!"

Hua Xiu cupped his hands and said, "You can call it whatever you want, hahahahahaha."

While feeling overwhelmed, he remembered his son Hua Heng who had returned to his fief with King Shun, and felt the bruise on his arm hurt again.

In order to stabilize people's hearts in the fiefdoms he conquered, Xiao Lu did indeed collect a concubine wherever he went. However, it was the first time for everyone to see him making such a big show. It was taken!

It was night, and the soldiers who camped and rested on the spot sat around the fire and gnawed dry food, all sighing: "My lord really likes the Hua family's daughter."

Di Yan looked at the commander's military tent behind the mask, then silently looked away.

The author has something to say: Boss (lighting a cigarette): What happened to my sister? The trajectory of this historical slide is as weird as the beggar gang's light kung fu on the water.