Those years when I made five scumbags cry

It's not the first time the store owner has seen such a customer come here to order men's clothing for his wife. When going out, it's always more convenient to dress like a man.

The tall and handsome man's eyes lit up when he heard the word "Respected Madam", and then the expression on Jun's face became a bit strange.

This reaction is clearly abducted and ran away with the girl before she was formally married.

The shopkeeper looked at the customer and gave him a tacit look.

Shopkeeper: I understand, I understand.

Magic Knife: Wait...I'm not, I don't—

The boss watched him perform expressionlessly from the side.

Yin Xu hesitated subtly for a long time, then glanced at Chu Yunfei casually, and found that the young man didn't seem to care at all, so he let go, even feeling a little flattered in his heart.

Seeing this, the shopkeeper showed a smile on his face, clapped his hands to attract the paper figurine, and said, "Then let Mrs. Zun go to the inner room to measure the body first, and wait for a while after getting the size, and I will make it for you."

The ghost tailor in the underworld can use superficial mana to make clothes, unlike the time spent in the underworld.After measuring the figure and choosing the fabric, dozens of clothes can be made in no time.

Mo Dao nodded slightly, and said to the young man beside him, "Go."

Chu Yunfei followed the paper figurine.

The magic knife waited outside, and randomly pointed at dozens of pieces of fabric. The fabrics he chose were all the best here, and he was like a fat sheep.

The shopkeeper said with a smile as he settled the accounts: "The customers really have discernment. These are the best cloths I have here. The clothes made out will definitely satisfy the customers when they are worn on Madam."

Yin Xu gave a "hmm" and said, "How much is it, let's pay the bill."

The storekeeper looked at him like this, and thought that he wanted to show his favor in front of the little lady, and also wanted to hide his thoughts so that "she" would not know that he liked "her" very much, so he shook his head in his heart.

Young people nowadays...

The paper man took out the measured size, and two tailors took over, and quickly made dozens of clothes.

The magic knife picked a suit and let the paper figurine send it in. After a while, the boy took off his women's clothing, washed off the makeup on his face, and completely returned to his male attire.

When he appeared in front of everyone again, even the shop owner doubted whether the pretty lady he saw just now was a beautiful girl.

He said with emotion: "If I hadn't seen it just now, I would really have thought Mrs. Zun was a handsome gentleman."

It's okay to be a man or a woman.

He kept saying Mrs. Zun and Mrs. Zun to the magic knife, and he almost couldn't control his expression, and smiled slightly.

He didn't feel anything wrong at all, he just looked at the boy and said, "Okay."

Chu Yunfei finally returned to the man's attire, and he didn't feel anything in his heart. It didn't matter what he wore, but Yin Xu looked at his attire, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt satisfied.

After paying the money, he asked the store to wrap up other clothes, put away these clothes, went to the shoe store to buy shoes for the young man, and also went to the jade store to buy a set of accessories, truly restoring the young man beside him. Became a good son in troubled times.

He has a good-looking face, and is dressed in a chic style, but his height is a bit short.

But it doesn't matter, young man, it will grow again.

Mo Dao looked at the person he dressed with his own hands, and said with satisfaction: "Isn't this very good, how can a dignified man be dressed as a woman?"

Chu Yunfei fiddled with the fan in his hand and said, "Do you think I am happy?"

With a sound of swiping, he opened the folding fan in his hand, held it in front of his face and shook it lightly a few times, raised his eyebrows and looked at the magic knife, completely unable to tell that he was still a big man in women's clothing half a moment ago.

Mo Dao smiled and said, "Did you change your clothes and feel that you can get out of the shadows better?"

Chu Yunfei sneered and didn't speak.So Mo Dao embraced his new younger brother and said, "Let's go, let's go to another place for a stroll."

The two were walking on the street, and the magic knife was rich and powerful. He asked him to buy whatever he saw, and asked him if he wanted to eat snacks from the underworld.

This question made people suspect that he basically said goodbye to his IQ.

Chu Yunfei looked at him and said, "You just sealed my breath, you didn't turn me into a ghost. Living people can't eat food from the underworld."

The magic knife said: "What's the matter? Wait."

Then he walked to the side, bought some tea from the underworld at a stall, and came back, and then two willow leaves appeared between his fingers and placed in it.

He walked back with the tea bowl in his hand, and said to the young man who was frowning slightly while watching his whole movements: "Okay, you can drink the taste of it."

"So amazing?" Chu Yunfei half-believingly took the thing that should have smelled little and tasteless to him, took a sip, and found that after soaking the willow leaves, he actually tasted the fragrance of tea from it.

The magic knife looked at his expression, a wicked smile appeared on his handsome face, and said, "How about it, do you want to listen to me?"

Here it comes again, the boy removed the bowl from his lips, squinted at him, and said: "It seems that you have made me a thousand years old, and it is still useful."

He spoke so irritatingly that Demon Knife didn't even feel angry. If ordinary people dared to say such things to him, he would have beaten him to pieces.

He has lived for such a long time, and it is rare to find an interesting person. To him, the boy in front of him is even more interesting than the ghost king.

There is a saying that says good-looking skins are the same, but interesting souls are one in a million.The magic knife is sure, even if there are people with the same face as him in the world, it is the most interesting one.

He watched the young man put back the finished tea bowl, and then walked back. Yin Xu looked at the young man's pretty face, and only said to him: "There are still a lot of willow leaves, so you can eat whatever you want."

Chu Yunfei looked at him.This look made Yin Xu a little confused, and just when he couldn't help but want to ask him what's wrong, he heard the young man whisper: "You are really different from the ghost king, he never thought of making you feel like this." I taste the things of the underworld."

The handsome Moxiu looked at him for a moment, then reached out to rub the back of his neck a little rudely, then hugged his shoulders, and led him to continue walking, as if to take him out of these memories.

Hearing him snort, Chu Yunfei said, "You don't know that, do you? Master is the one who really treats you well."

The magic knife heard the voice of the person in its arms coolly, as if it had been rubbed by him for a while, it was pulled out of the loss, and said: "Why are you so kind to me? You saved me once, and now you save me again." For the second time, do you really want me to promise you with your body?"

He turned his head to look at the young man. Yin Xu didn't feel that strongly when he said this to himself when he was wearing women's clothing. A little heartbeat.

Two words slowly emerged in Mo Dao's heart - terrible, and then two more words - bad.

In the eyes of the young man, he silently said a few words that I am not a broken sleeve, and I am not a broken sleeve, and then said: "No, I rescued you because I treat you as a brother and a friend. How can I be that kind of person?" A person who takes advantage of his brother."

Then I thought about it, and I really couldn't let go of the boy's face that I liked so much, so I licked my lips and said, "Didn't you say that you still have a younger sister? After you go back and save her with the soul-fixing pearl, if you If you want to repay me, marry your sister to me."

The boy rolled his eyes at him and said, "It's a good idea."

Mo Dao laughed loudly, took him another two steps, and felt the people beside him stop.He then stopped and looked up at the building in front of him together.

The magic knife's eyes are so sharp, and at a glance, it is found that it is a Goulan courtyard.

I saw Chu Yunfei close his fan with a slam, and then said: "This underworld also has such a business."

The magic knife said: "Enjoy in time."

He saw the young man looking at him and raised his eyebrows, so he explained: "Women are forced to engage in this business in the yang world, but in the underworld, they want to have fun like men, and then open such a shop. It’s not considered persecution. You come and go, it’s all voluntary.”

Chu Yunfei said: "Your fallacies are really set in one set."

The magic knife smiled and said, "How about it, do you want to go in and have a look?"

Chu Yunfei shook his head and said, "Forget it, I won't go in, lest these ghost girls suck away my yang energy."

He waved his fan to leave here, but with a force on his shoulder, his hand was deftly knocked away.Mo Dao then followed him, and the two of them strolled to the next street. When they reached the intersection, they saw several tall horses galloping across the long street, and the ghost generals under the command of the Ghost King were sitting on them.

These ghosts are so menacing that they obviously cannot be searched in Fengdu City, so they directly expanded the search area to the border.

It doesn't matter where it is, as long as people from the official family come, the common people will be silent.

Those people sitting on tall horses yelled loudly and said: "Inspection, all stand still and don't move."

All the sounds on the street stopped.

The big brother didn't show any expression on his face, but he was a little shaken in his heart-should he continue to follow the path of the magic knife, or simply run two lines in parallel, let them stimulate each other, and set up a Shura field?

However, before they could make up their minds, they were caught by the magic knife, and the figures of the two moved from here to the next street, standing in front of the Goulan courtyard where they had just passed the door and refused to enter.

The Ghost Ji standing at the door of the store to see customers saw the two of them, but obviously hadn't heard the voice from the next street, and the smile on this beautiful face hadn't yet condensed.

Gui Ji came up to greet her and said, "You two gentlemen, come in~"

The magic knife pulled him in, and Chu Yunfei heard the ghost girl ask: "Are there any girls you two know?"

Mo Dao smiled at her and said: "Open a room for the uncle, the bed should be big, and then call two girls over for the uncle."

As soon as Gui Ji heard it, she knew that this guest was a seasoned veteran who liked to play tricks, so she said: "No problem, the guest officer will come with me."

Then lead the two in.

The interior of the Goulan courtyard is magnificently decorated, much more spacious and bright than the exterior, and the lighted lamps still exude a faint fragrance.

The Gui Ji led the two of them upstairs, and said to the downstairs: "Come on, two girls, and come up to serve the two guests."

Chu Yunfei was dragged into the room by the magic knife, not knowing what kind of medicine he sold in the gourd, he asked amusedly, "What do you want to do?"

Mo Dao thought he was afraid of being discovered, so he comforted him: "Don't worry, they won't find us here."

Chu Yunfei thought that he was not afraid that others would find him, but he was afraid that they would not find him.

Not long after they stood in the room, two pretty ghost girls walked in, their eyes lit up when they saw the magic knife.

He is so tall and handsome, although he has disguised his red hair into black hair, but the aura belonging to the demon cultivator is still very prominent, and he is not an ordinary person at first glance.

Both ghost girls came up to greet them, and said, "This guest is very strange, I have never seen it before, is this the first time here?"

The magic knife smiled at them, then took one of them with one hand, and pushed the other towards Chu Yunfei.

Although the boy's stature just reached his shoulders, he was considered tall, half a head taller than the ghost girl he subconsciously caught.

The magic knife looked at him, full of anxiety, and said: "Is it the first time you come here? Why don't you come and accompany us two brothers to have a good time."

Then he didn't care about anything else, he closed the door with a wave of his hand, bent down to pick up Gui Ji in his arms, and threw her on the bed.

The ghost girl laughed sharply.Chu Yunfei only felt a black thread.

He looked at Gui Ji in his arms, and felt that Mo Dao was simply incomprehensible.

Demon Knife also got into bed, leaning against the head of the bed and looking at him, the bed that Gui Ji, who led the two of them in, opened for them was indeed big enough, and there was still a lot of room for the two of them behind it.

Demon Knife bent his legs, embraced the ghost girl in his arms, and said to the young man standing there: "I'm sorry, why are you being shy?" Then he winked at the ghost girl in Chu Yunfei's arms, and said, " Hurry up and bring my brother up together."

It was actually asking two people to come and have fun at the same time.

Ji Jijiao, who was in Chu Yunfei's arms, laughed and pulled him to the bed, then giggled and pushed the boy onto the bed.

They like such nonsense things the most.

Gui Ji leaned over and said: "Mr. Xiao Lang is really handsome." Then she reached out to take off his clothes, and kissed randomly on the side of his neck.

The magic knife is still looking at him evilly, and this way of making friends with each other frankly and frankly is no one else.

Chu Yunfei had no temper at all, and put his hand on Gui Ji's waist.

How could he turn a blind eye to the magic knife's performance?Otherwise, it would be too much of a slap in the face.

The young man's body is warm, unlike ordinary ghosts, and his fingers are nimble. The ghost girl was soon made out of breath by him, and she just looked at him from above, and said with a wink: "I thought Xiao Langjun was a novice. , I didn't expect that he was a veteran of Fengyue."

Chu Yunfei smiled at her, and said casually: "I'm considered gentle, look at my elder brother."

The ghost girl leaned on him and looked to the side, only to see that the clothes of the magic knife had been opened wide, revealing her strong chest.

Gui Ji, who was leaning in front of him, had already been so fascinated that she didn't know what year it was, and could only pant messily, which made even a seasoned veteran like her blush.