Those years when I made five scumbags cry

Xiao Lu was changing clothes when he heard the veteran of the Qin Tianjian running in madly: "Good omen! There is a divine light in the East China Sea! It is a good omen, Your Majesty!"

The handsome emperor turned from the bronze mirror with a pensive expression on his face.

He thought about what Uncle Hua Guo was going to do later, and looked in the direction of the East China Sea. He saw the light of the East China Sea, and even after traveling countless distances to reach the king's city, he still had the power to captivate people's hearts and souls.

Thousands of miles along the way, countless people knelt down to the East China Sea where the miracle appeared, praying for blessings, which was spectacular.

In the fiefdom of the King of Qin closest to the East China Sea, the King of Qin who was the first to submit to Xiao Lu is still the King of Qin now, just leaning on the sick bed, looking excitedly at the Wanli Shenguang outside the window, his hands trembling so much that he couldn’t hold the cup, and sprinkled the water in it. on the ground.

Today is Xiao Lu's enthronement ceremony, he was too sick to go, so he only asked his son to go for him.

He is not afraid that Xiao Lu will scold him for being disrespectful, what he is afraid of is that he will be forgotten here.

If he doesn't show up, it means that this position will soon be passed on to his son, and it means that he will soon retire from the position of King Qin.

He never thought that his downfall would come so quickly, his body was hollowed out by alcohol and sex, and he suddenly collapsed on the sick bed like this, unable to do anything, he could only watch himself getting old and dying day by day in despair.

However, at this moment, Penglai's divine light woke him up, making King Qin almost sit up from his sickbed in excitement.

"Did the ship we sent finally arrive at Penglai Immortal Island, and moved the gods? Is the fairy emissary sent by the king going to bring back with the elixir, so that the king can gain longevity?!"

King Qin was lying on the sickbed, his eyes glowing brightly, and he stretched out his skinny hands to the air in vain.

The servant girl who served him did not dare to go forward, and could only kneel on the ground in fear, watching the dying old man trying to grasp his last hope.

However, everyone knows that this divine light was not born because their fleet went to Penglai Xiandao, only King Qin still had the illusion of immortality.

What is in this divine light, Xiao Lu's double pupils can see more clearly than others.In the palace, he saw several indistinct shapes flying out of the divine light, some were like axes, some were like swords.

He was still thinking about whether this was Hua Heng's masterpiece, but when he saw this scene, Xiao Lu was sure that it had nothing to do with his uncle Guo.

In Hua Heng's detailed "Planning for the Enthronement Ceremony", it is clearly written what auspicious omens there are, but there is no such item.

The veteran Qin Tianjian looked at His Majesty with a pensive expression first, then looked in the direction of the East China Sea, and finally a smile appeared on his lips.

Xiao Lv shook his head secretly, turned around and asked the palace servants to continue to wear the complicated crown for him, and waved casually with his back to the veteran Qin Tianjian, saying: "Understood, step back."

The veteran looked at him, really not understanding why his king could be so calm.

At the enthronement ceremony, having such auspicious omens from heaven is something that many emperors have dreamed of since ancient times!But he has other things to do, and he can't stay here for a long time. Anyway, he won't get Xiao Lu's attention, so he doesn't intend to tell His Majesty any more.

Just as he turned to leave, he faintly heard His Majesty asking the palace man beside him: "Where did Uncle Guo go?"

The old minister shook his head, what are you looking for at this time, Guojiu, can Guojiu bring you auspicious omens?

As he thought about it, he walked out the door and missed what they said behind him.

"Returning to Your Majesty, Uncle Guo is in the garden right now." The person who is helping Xiao Lu put on the crown today is still the colorful clothes that serve him and Hua Heng in his palace.

Xiao Lu knew that although these two little maidservants hadn't seen their Concubine Hua for a long time, they didn't feel alienated from the new uncle Guo, after all, the uncle Guo looked exactly like their "mother".

It's just that he never expected to hear this answer from her anyway.

"Garden?" Xiao Lu turned around from the bronze mirror, saw that Caiyi was bending over to help her carefully adjust her belt, and only looked at another little girl next to her and said, "What is he doing in the garden?"

Now it's late autumn, all the flowers in the garden are dead, the only ones that are open are a few pots of chrysanthemums, even if this kid wants to enjoy the flowers before the enthronement ceremony, there is nothing to see.

"This servant knows—" Hearing His Majesty ask herself, the little girl said with bright eyes, "Uncle Guo said, he wants to make all the flowers bloom!"

"To make all the flowers bloom?" Caiyi murmured and repeated, how can this be something that mortals can do?

Xiao Lu heard her voice, and knew that Hua Heng had asked another little maid to prepare things for him earlier, so Caiyi didn't hear Uncle Guo tell the story.

After listening to Huaheng's story, the little maid vowed: "Uncle Guo said that he wants to let the flowers bloom to add auspiciousness to His Majesty, and let all the officials come into the palace after the ceremony. Your Majesty, let's go!"

It was late autumn, and a hundred flowers in the palace were in full bloom, welcoming the Lord of the World, which was truly auspicious.Just by imagining that scene, one would be severely shocked by the new emperor's domineering aura. Hua Heng's arrangement of the entire enthronement ceremony really took every detail into consideration.

Xiao Lu didn't know how he made up a random story to deceive the little maidservant. Now that the crown was finished and there was still some time before the grand ceremony, he asked, "Uncle Guo, what is he going to do?"

The little maid gave a "hmm" and then nodded again and again. Obviously, after hearing this story, she wanted to share it with others a long time ago.

"The story Uncle Guo told is like this. It is said that there was a dynasty in ancient times called Tang, and Tang had a female emperor."

Caiyi thought it was absurd when she heard the beginning, how could there be a dynasty in this world where women were emperors?

Xiao Lu is not so arbitrary.

There is no woman in this world proclaiming the emperor, but it does not mean that there is no place where Hua Heng came from.

Chu Yunfei mentioned it casually, and what he mentioned was an anecdote about Wu Zetian.

According to legend, after the Wu family ascended the throne, one winter she suddenly wanted to go to the Imperial Garden to enjoy flowers.

However, all the flowers were gone at this time, and of course there were no flowers to reward, so she ordered someone to bring paper and pens, wrote a poem, and then burned the newspaper to the flower god in charge of flowers.

The general meaning of the words is that I am going to see flowers in the afternoon, and you will open them all for me, or I will burn them all if you don’t open them.

The palace people took the word and burned it in the imperial garden. When they went to the imperial garden in the afternoon, they saw hundreds of flowers blooming in the ice and snow.

Wu Zetian: (lights a cigarette)

In the garden, the person who originally said that he wanted to imitate Empress Wu's poem to make a hundred flowers bloom is spreading clouds and rain on a large scale.

As the drizzle fell, the people in the palace who were busy preparing for the enthronement ceremony couldn't help looking up, but they could feel the silent moistening of spring from the autumn rain.

These raindrops, which are as expensive as oil, only fell on the plants growing everywhere, and the floor was not wet at all, and that story Chu Yunfei only told the little maid here, and did not tell her that even if all the flowers are in full bloom, there is still a plant. The peony is not afraid of the king's prestige, and is unwilling to bloom.

Empress Wu naturally did what she said, and immediately sent someone to burn it.As a result, after the peony was burned, it was scorched and did not die, so Empress Wu demoted it back to Luoyang.

When it is planted back into the soil, it will become a new species when it blooms next year, called Jiaogu Peony.

Chu Yunfei's expression remained unchanged, and he took back the formula in his hand, and the spiritual rain that he had stimulated stopped immediately.

The hundreds of flowers that had been nourished by the spiritual rain immediately changed from the previous bleakness in the autumn wind, and the branches and leaves turned green, stretched in the dew, and glowed with vitality.

A plant is not a person, who would relegate it to its original place when it is full and has nothing to do?

This story is mainly fabricated by later generations to blackmail this generation of queens. No matter how many auspicious omens she created for herself when she ascended the throne, and no matter how many benevolent policies she implemented in the past many years, it could not be worth the sentence "the name is not right, Words don't go well."

Chu Yunfei was quite impressed with this story. When he asked the little maid to prepare things for him, he just told her casually to coax her to play. He wanted to make all the flowers bloom, so why did he write a poem like this?

In front of the spiritual spring brought out from Shennong's peach grove, and in front of the few formulas learned from Bai Su, these branches and leaves turned green faster than their faces.

He did not waste his time in Shennong's peach grove, but learned many of Shennong's methods of tending flowers and plants.

Like Yan Jun, Shennong is a god who has survived since ancient times. His peach forest blooms vigorously no matter the weather is cloudy, rainy or snowy.Chu Yunfei's realm is far behind him, but it is still possible to make these flowers and plants bloom in late autumn.

He stood up straight, looking at the revived flowers and plants all over the palace and city, and only waited for the enthronement ceremony to complete the last link in the formula.

At that time, he will be able to urge a hundred flowers to bloom in late autumn, and let the world know that Xiao Lv is the king appointed by God. In order to usher in his rule, even a hundred flowers are willing to bloom at this time, exhausting the beauty of a season in just a moment.

The boss thought about the arrangements he had made these days, and thought about the final effect of these arrangements, he only thought to himself mockingly: I am afraid that this is the level of his intentions for a once-in-a-lifetime wedding.

However, the irony is that Chu Yunfei knew that his intentions were not because of anything else, but because of guilt.

He raised his head and looked in the direction of Penglai in the East China Sea. He knew that the five artifacts had been born, and the demise of the Shang Dynasty was slowly beginning.

If he is not for the mission, maybe he can stop this war, but for the mission, he can do nothing.

If he can't give Xiao Lu a future for thousands of years, then he can at least give him a grand ceremony that even the history books can't describe, so that the last light that bloomed before the collapse of the dynasty will be even brighter and more dazzling.