I'm the only human in the whole community

Toad didn't know that his death was imminent, so he squinted at him and said with a sneer, "Kneel down and kowtow now, sir, I can show mercy and allow you to say something nice."

Lu Yao smiled slightly.

He stretched out his hand to press Toad's soft hair, and pressed his face down. Toad struggled twice, but the hand holding his head remained motionless.

"It's a good thing you look like my wife." Lu Yao sighed, "Otherwise, I wouldn't even be able to leave a whole body today."

Toad gulped a mouthful of saliva: "Wait!"

Uncle Lu never waits for anyone.He slowly tightened his fingers, but Toad slid down and sat down on the ground. Lu Yao thought he was going to resist or run away, so he moved a little faster. Toad took a step back, raised his head angrily Said: "You actually dare to do it!"

Lu Yao didn't answer, raised two fingers, and inserted them in his face. The young man couldn't dodge, and was about to be pierced through his skull by a finger, but Lu Yao paused, deflected his finger, and stabbed in with a puff. into the wall.

No, I can't do anything to this face.

toad:"……"

Lu Yao: "..."

Lu Yao tried to negotiate with him: "Turn around and face the wall with your back, I'll give you a treat."

toad:"………………"

At the very moment, Toad knelt down on the spot, hugged his thigh without saying a word, and shouted, "Master, spare me!"

Lu Yao: "..."

A few minutes later, Toad held a porcelain bowl in his hand, picked up a wonton with chopsticks, and eagerly handed it to Lu Yao's mouth: "Master, I'll feed you."

Lu Yao was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone. He opened his mouth and swallowed the wonton. It tasted good, but it was a little hot. Before he could speak, the toad slapped his face and confessed, "The temperature is too high! You didn't Burn it?"

When he is arrogant, he is really arrogant, but when he is flattering, he is really a dog leg.

Lu Yao was in a complicated mood, wondering if this was a split personality?The conversion is also too fast.

"Are you still hungry?" Toad blinked, put the bowl on the spot, hugged Lu Yao's arm without saying a word, and said flatteringly, "You didn't hurt your hand just now, did you? Let me press it for you?"

Lu Yao pulled his hand back and said, "No need."

Toad didn't bother too much, and stretched out his hand and began to take off his clothes, saying as he took off, "I understand, I can do this too..."

"What do you know!" Lu Yao held his forehead and said, "Put it on!"

Toad's disappointment came from his heart.

——He and Yan Qing have completely different personalities, Yan Qing is really obedient, this one is obviously really cowardly and afraid of death, he knelt down before he slapped him.

"You finish the wontons."

Toad knelt beside his legs, eating wontons without daring to breathe. The way he lowered his head was almost carved out of the same mold as Yan Qing. The more Lu Yao looked at it, the more irritable he became.

Yan Qing's mind is too sensitive, he won't say anything even if he brings people back, but he will not be less jealous at all.What Lu Yao thought was to directly open another room and put the toad in first. Thinking of this, he casually opened the mobile phone left by the middle-aged man just now, and the memo was really full, and the first line at the beginning went straight to the point.

"Your uncle will always be your uncle."

Lu Yao: "..."

Lu Yao opened the pages blankly, and the items below were all trivial things, with a dozen or so less items for basic necessities, food, housing and transportation, and dozens more. It seems that Uncle Toad is living a good life here, sleeping well. There should be no wrinkles on the bed. Before going to bed, one person should stand at each corner of the bed. Feng Shui should be applied, and even the requirements for the fabric of the bed sheets should be written out. Not to mention the food, the fruit should be fresh, the drinking water should be from mountain springs, and the rice should be shipped by air. , no one is allowed to mention the word 'toad' in front of him.

Lu Yao remained expressionless: "Toad."

Toad said courteously, "Hey! Is there something wrong, sir?"

"Can you sleep on the floor at night?" Lu Yao said, "How about eating?"

Toad didn't hesitate: "Yes! You can let me sleep on the toilet! I don't need to trouble you for eating, isn't there water in the bathroom? I can do it with a couple of sips."

Lu Yao held the phone between two fingers, pointed the screen at him, and said, "This..."

"Oh, this." Toad wagged his tail obediently, and said, "This is the standard for serving you—I think it's too slack, how about adding a few more?"

His mouth was as sweet as honey: "Don't listen to those people's nonsense, my head is here. If you are unhappy, just kick your feet to vent your anger. Don't be angry."

Lu Yao looked at him with his chin in his hands, and Toad squatted on the ground to beat his legs, and said with a low eyebrow, "Don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who is a villain, I just know the current affairs. What do you think, We live to live, when we can pretend to be big-tailed wolves, we have to pretend, and when we can’t pretend to be cowardly, we can’t put our lives in it.”

To put it bluntly, it is bullying.

Lu Yao has seen many people like this, but this is the first time he has seen someone who can switch as easily as Toad.He led Toad back to the hotel, hesitated for a while in the lobby, let Toad wait for him below, and then went upstairs alone.

I came out in a hurry just now, I didn't bring my wallet, and my ID card and cash were in it.

It took him quite a while to go back and forth, and he felt that Yan Qing might have fallen asleep, and his movements became softer, but he didn't expect that as soon as the door was unlocked, footsteps could be heard from inside, and Yan Qing looked at him from the entrance. , silently opened his arms.

He came down barefoot again, with soft black hair hanging on his shoulders, making his skin even fairer.

Lu Yao reached out and picked him up, Yan Qing buried her head in his collar, took a deep breath, and whispered, "Are you done?"

Lu Yao's heart also softened: "I'm done with my work, why haven't I slept yet?"

"Wait for you." Yan Qing rubbed his smooth skin tenderly, his eyes suddenly changed, and then he sniffed again in disbelief——

Lu Yao was unaware of his small movements, carried him to the bed, covered him with the quilt, and said, "Go to sleep first."

Yan pursed his lips lightly, stretched out his hand to hook his neck, pressed him down, and asked vigilantly, "Are you still going out?"

"Ah." Lu Yao touched his nose guiltily and said, "The work is not finished yet."

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Yan Qing: During the fourth hour together, he cheated.