I'm the only human in the whole community
Chapter 15 Are You Gluttonous?
Lu Yao: "..."
Lu Yao: "Come here."
——If it were a small animal with keen intuition, at this time, the hair would stand on end, and it would turn around and run away with a whimper, but Wu Ling was not. Holding his precious soy milk, Lu Yao smiled sinisterly, pinched his cheeks with one hand, forced him to open his mouth, then snatched his soy milk, and stuffed it into his mouth with the leather shell.
Wu Ling's eye circles were red from being burned, she swallowed the soy milk and the disposable paper cup together, and huddled in the corner aggrieved, not daring to speak, Lu Yao ignored him, casually put the bouquet aside, and picked it up The newspaper in hand.
He has the habit of reading the morning papers. There has been nothing serious recently, except that the downtown museum has been stolen and a knife from the Warring States Period has been lost.Wu Ling leaned over, put his chin on Lu Yao's shoulder, and looked at it with him, "Why did you steal this kind of thing?" Wu Ling asked, "Can the knife from the Warring States period still cut things now?"
"That's not necessarily true." Lu Yao said, "You can go to your ancestral grave and dig one. It's sure to be sharp and easy to use. It's even better at cutting meat. After eating it, you can laugh out loud on the road to Huangquan."
Wu Ling said furtively, "I went to dig it, and the knives in the ancestral graves were really bad... I licked them several times before I was dragged out."
Lu Yao: "..." Why didn't you die.
He turned the page with a bang, and the next section was the emotion column, with a row of prominent characters on the top: "Is homosexuality a disease?"
Wu Ling was serious: "I don't think so."
Lu Yao: "Shut up."
Wu Ling shut his mouth obediently. The two of them finished reading the newspaper in such a posture. Lu Yao heaved a sigh of relief, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, then handed it back without looking back. Wu Ling took his hand After taking a few sips, he said, "This one tastes better than the previous one."
Lu Yao let out a 'hmm', and suddenly realized, didn't it mean that Wu Ling had eaten all the tea leaves in the guard room?Where did the cup in his hand come from?
"Did you make the tea?"
Wu Ling took another sip: "No."
Lu Yao looked down at the tea in his hand, it wasn't him or Wu Ling, who was that?The comrade who worked the night shift got off work at five in the morning and left. The tea was still hot when he came in...
As soon as Lu Yao looked up, he found two people standing at the gate of the community. One was the tall and straight Chu Ziyi, and the other was a new courier brother. The two of them didn't know what they were talking about.
Lu Yao crossed his legs and looked at it for a while, Chu Ziyi suddenly turned his head, just in time to meet his eyes, suddenly smiled brightly, said a few words to the courier brother, and then put the courier in his arms together Give me a hug.
"It's him." Wu Ling whispered, "He was the one who came here this morning to send flowers and make tea. It smells the same, and I can smell it."
"Brother Lu." Chu Ziyi skillfully piled up the couriers in the corner of the guard room, then saw the miserable bouquet of flowers on the table, and paused, "...Well, I have a good appetite."
Lu Yao lazily said: "I'm good at what I do."
Chu Ziyi smiled and asked, "Brother Lu, who is this?"
Wu Ling immediately grabbed his hand, and held his hand sincerely: "Hello! My name is Wu Ling, and I'm rushing..."
Lu Yao put his foot on the crook of his leg, Chu Ziyi was still a little wary, and asked, "Are you friends?"
Wu Ling's eyes lit up immediately, and she turned to look at Lu Yao, who nodded reluctantly.Chu Ziyi leaned against the door frame and boasted, "As cute as your brother."
Wu Ling asked: "Brother? Lu Yao doesn't have a brother?"
Chu Ziyi said: "It should be a cousin or something else? The surname is different..."
Wu Ling looked at Lu Yao with a look of despair, "When did you have a younger brother behind my back?"
——His expression is probably the same as that of a cat becoming a spirit, asking his master with the pain of blowing hair: Did you have another cat behind my back?
Lu Yao: "Shut up!"
He asked Chu Ziyi: "What are you doing here today?"
Chu Ziyi smiled and said: "I was kicked out. Last night my dad took me out with a belt. When I came out, I forgot to bring money and I didn't have a card. I only had more than 2000 cash on me. I wanted to Continue to do express delivery, but now there are already people..."
Lu Yao asked: "What about my salary?"
Chu Ziyi snorted and coughed dryly: "Anyway, I have no place to live now, and I want to find a place to live near here." He smiled slightly: "Is there any room available in your community?"
Lu Yao: "...No, where did you go back and forth from?"
After Wu Ling finished drinking the tea, he poured the tea leaves into his mouth and asked curiously, "I remember, there are a lot of vacant rooms in Building [-] and Building [-], right?"
Lu Yao: "...you are the one who talks too much!"
Chu Ziyi: "It will be troublesome in the future."
He took out a contract from his pocket and showed it to Lu Yao: "When I came here this morning, I met a man named Yu Sanqi... Cough, old man, he said that he still has a contract on the fourth floor of Building No. [-]." You can rent the house to me for the time being. Deposit one and pay three, and I have already paid for it."
old sir?Pooh!
Lu Yao gritted his teeth in hatred, but there was nothing he could do.To be honest, there is really no such thing as renting a house in front of the community. It is far away from the city center, and the two sides are remote. Yes, they are also afraid of Lu Yao, and dare not let ordinary humans in easily——
Yu Sanqi was an exception.
Although he claims to be a teacher of Maoshan, he is at least two or three hundred years old, but his body is similar to that of a human being. Lu Yao has never touched him. He is afraid that he will accidentally break the waist of this old liar, and he will have to pay a sum of medical expenses .
He coldly watched Chu Ziyi walk into the community openly and aboveboard, thinking that it was time to find the nightmare in Building No. [-] to do business, as for how to pay the bill - after Chu Ziyi fainted, he dug out a kidney sell it...
He reached out to have a look, and found that Chu Ziyi was already chatting with Suo Luo. This kid really deserves to be a rich second generation. Lao Dier handed over.
Wu Ling just realized: "Will something happen to ordinary people when they go in?"
Lu Yao said angrily, "What do you think?"
Wu Ling said: "Then why don't we just kill him? When I leave in a few days, I can take him by the way. Look——" He raised his hand and opened his pocket. There were several A small cloth bag: "I carry both the cinnabar and the antiseptic, which is convenient, and you can just lend me some bandages."
Lu Yao: "..."
good idea!Very smart, Wu Ling!
They didn't make it in the end.Wu Ling followed him to a small restaurant outside. Lu Yao invited him here every year to eat beef noodles. The owner of the shop was a young man who quickly brought two bowls of noodles. Wu Ling was so touched that he was about to cry. After eating a bowl of rice in a few mouthfuls, the young man brought out the second bowl - he still remembered Wu Ling, after all, people with such a big appetite are not common.
When Lu Yao finished the first bowl, Wu Ling had piled up more than a dozen bowls under his feet. He rubbed his belly in satisfaction, and the young man asked, "Do you want more?"
Wu Ling said: "Yes!"
Lu Yao sighed, "Why are you so good at eating?"
Wu Ling swallowed a mouthful of noodles, thought for a while, and said, "I don't know too well. I was able to eat very well when I was young, but my appetite is not so good. After eating that gluttonous glutton a few years ago..."
Lu Yao: "Wait! What did you eat?!"
He was horrified. The gluttonous glutton he was ordered to hunt down at that time was not caught and brought to justice in the end, but disappeared completely in the human world. The file rating given by the national security was "fleeing the demon world". There was little communication between the two sides. I can't control it anymore, and then the file is dusty, and this matter is just like that.
"Glutton." Wu Ling took it for granted, "I was starving at the time, but it sprang out with blood, scaring me to death."
Lu Yao: "...Let's eat."
Forget it, forget it, there is nothing to say, I have already eaten it, and I have already digested it in the past four or five years.
He wiped his face and watched Wu Ling eat.
Wu Ling is taller than him, but looks smaller. His hair is black and curly, just hanging down to his eyelashes. Compared with ordinary people, his facial features are deeper. Lu Yao looked at it for a while, and subconsciously shifted his gaze to his earlobe.
White and soft, no trace of pierced ears.
He remembered Yan Qing, with his tattoo on his upper body, and asked, "Have you seen Yun Jiang?"
"Yun Jiang?" Wu Ling said, "The leader of the Seventh Group of National Security?"
Non-humans in Yunnan, Xiangxi, Guangxi, and Sichuan have generally heard of Yunjiang.There are many jungles, mountains and rivers, and dark and humid places are often prone to foreign objects. Coupled with witch doctors, poisonous poisons, and scattered stockades, it can be said that it is the most difficult place to govern in the twelve divided areas, but Guoan took office the longest. There are two long team leaders, one is Lu Yao, and the other is Yun Jiang.
Wu Ling hesitated for a moment: "You know, I haven't stayed in Xiangxi for a long time."
He paused and said, "But last time I went back, I heard people from a village discussing this matter. They said... Yun Jiang was crazy, and he raised a batch of strange 'things'."
Lu Yao's heart tightened: "What is it?"
"Gu worms," Wu Ling said, "five poisons."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Yao's mobile phone on the table suddenly rang. He subconsciously looked down and found that it was a location. The location was on the outskirts of Yecheng, and he didn't know who sent it.
Wu Ling lowered her head and ate the noodles silently.
Lu Yao: "Come here."
——If it were a small animal with keen intuition, at this time, the hair would stand on end, and it would turn around and run away with a whimper, but Wu Ling was not. Holding his precious soy milk, Lu Yao smiled sinisterly, pinched his cheeks with one hand, forced him to open his mouth, then snatched his soy milk, and stuffed it into his mouth with the leather shell.
Wu Ling's eye circles were red from being burned, she swallowed the soy milk and the disposable paper cup together, and huddled in the corner aggrieved, not daring to speak, Lu Yao ignored him, casually put the bouquet aside, and picked it up The newspaper in hand.
He has the habit of reading the morning papers. There has been nothing serious recently, except that the downtown museum has been stolen and a knife from the Warring States Period has been lost.Wu Ling leaned over, put his chin on Lu Yao's shoulder, and looked at it with him, "Why did you steal this kind of thing?" Wu Ling asked, "Can the knife from the Warring States period still cut things now?"
"That's not necessarily true." Lu Yao said, "You can go to your ancestral grave and dig one. It's sure to be sharp and easy to use. It's even better at cutting meat. After eating it, you can laugh out loud on the road to Huangquan."
Wu Ling said furtively, "I went to dig it, and the knives in the ancestral graves were really bad... I licked them several times before I was dragged out."
Lu Yao: "..." Why didn't you die.
He turned the page with a bang, and the next section was the emotion column, with a row of prominent characters on the top: "Is homosexuality a disease?"
Wu Ling was serious: "I don't think so."
Lu Yao: "Shut up."
Wu Ling shut his mouth obediently. The two of them finished reading the newspaper in such a posture. Lu Yao heaved a sigh of relief, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, then handed it back without looking back. Wu Ling took his hand After taking a few sips, he said, "This one tastes better than the previous one."
Lu Yao let out a 'hmm', and suddenly realized, didn't it mean that Wu Ling had eaten all the tea leaves in the guard room?Where did the cup in his hand come from?
"Did you make the tea?"
Wu Ling took another sip: "No."
Lu Yao looked down at the tea in his hand, it wasn't him or Wu Ling, who was that?The comrade who worked the night shift got off work at five in the morning and left. The tea was still hot when he came in...
As soon as Lu Yao looked up, he found two people standing at the gate of the community. One was the tall and straight Chu Ziyi, and the other was a new courier brother. The two of them didn't know what they were talking about.
Lu Yao crossed his legs and looked at it for a while, Chu Ziyi suddenly turned his head, just in time to meet his eyes, suddenly smiled brightly, said a few words to the courier brother, and then put the courier in his arms together Give me a hug.
"It's him." Wu Ling whispered, "He was the one who came here this morning to send flowers and make tea. It smells the same, and I can smell it."
"Brother Lu." Chu Ziyi skillfully piled up the couriers in the corner of the guard room, then saw the miserable bouquet of flowers on the table, and paused, "...Well, I have a good appetite."
Lu Yao lazily said: "I'm good at what I do."
Chu Ziyi smiled and asked, "Brother Lu, who is this?"
Wu Ling immediately grabbed his hand, and held his hand sincerely: "Hello! My name is Wu Ling, and I'm rushing..."
Lu Yao put his foot on the crook of his leg, Chu Ziyi was still a little wary, and asked, "Are you friends?"
Wu Ling's eyes lit up immediately, and she turned to look at Lu Yao, who nodded reluctantly.Chu Ziyi leaned against the door frame and boasted, "As cute as your brother."
Wu Ling asked: "Brother? Lu Yao doesn't have a brother?"
Chu Ziyi said: "It should be a cousin or something else? The surname is different..."
Wu Ling looked at Lu Yao with a look of despair, "When did you have a younger brother behind my back?"
——His expression is probably the same as that of a cat becoming a spirit, asking his master with the pain of blowing hair: Did you have another cat behind my back?
Lu Yao: "Shut up!"
He asked Chu Ziyi: "What are you doing here today?"
Chu Ziyi smiled and said: "I was kicked out. Last night my dad took me out with a belt. When I came out, I forgot to bring money and I didn't have a card. I only had more than 2000 cash on me. I wanted to Continue to do express delivery, but now there are already people..."
Lu Yao asked: "What about my salary?"
Chu Ziyi snorted and coughed dryly: "Anyway, I have no place to live now, and I want to find a place to live near here." He smiled slightly: "Is there any room available in your community?"
Lu Yao: "...No, where did you go back and forth from?"
After Wu Ling finished drinking the tea, he poured the tea leaves into his mouth and asked curiously, "I remember, there are a lot of vacant rooms in Building [-] and Building [-], right?"
Lu Yao: "...you are the one who talks too much!"
Chu Ziyi: "It will be troublesome in the future."
He took out a contract from his pocket and showed it to Lu Yao: "When I came here this morning, I met a man named Yu Sanqi... Cough, old man, he said that he still has a contract on the fourth floor of Building No. [-]." You can rent the house to me for the time being. Deposit one and pay three, and I have already paid for it."
old sir?Pooh!
Lu Yao gritted his teeth in hatred, but there was nothing he could do.To be honest, there is really no such thing as renting a house in front of the community. It is far away from the city center, and the two sides are remote. Yes, they are also afraid of Lu Yao, and dare not let ordinary humans in easily——
Yu Sanqi was an exception.
Although he claims to be a teacher of Maoshan, he is at least two or three hundred years old, but his body is similar to that of a human being. Lu Yao has never touched him. He is afraid that he will accidentally break the waist of this old liar, and he will have to pay a sum of medical expenses .
He coldly watched Chu Ziyi walk into the community openly and aboveboard, thinking that it was time to find the nightmare in Building No. [-] to do business, as for how to pay the bill - after Chu Ziyi fainted, he dug out a kidney sell it...
He reached out to have a look, and found that Chu Ziyi was already chatting with Suo Luo. This kid really deserves to be a rich second generation. Lao Dier handed over.
Wu Ling just realized: "Will something happen to ordinary people when they go in?"
Lu Yao said angrily, "What do you think?"
Wu Ling said: "Then why don't we just kill him? When I leave in a few days, I can take him by the way. Look——" He raised his hand and opened his pocket. There were several A small cloth bag: "I carry both the cinnabar and the antiseptic, which is convenient, and you can just lend me some bandages."
Lu Yao: "..."
good idea!Very smart, Wu Ling!
They didn't make it in the end.Wu Ling followed him to a small restaurant outside. Lu Yao invited him here every year to eat beef noodles. The owner of the shop was a young man who quickly brought two bowls of noodles. Wu Ling was so touched that he was about to cry. After eating a bowl of rice in a few mouthfuls, the young man brought out the second bowl - he still remembered Wu Ling, after all, people with such a big appetite are not common.
When Lu Yao finished the first bowl, Wu Ling had piled up more than a dozen bowls under his feet. He rubbed his belly in satisfaction, and the young man asked, "Do you want more?"
Wu Ling said: "Yes!"
Lu Yao sighed, "Why are you so good at eating?"
Wu Ling swallowed a mouthful of noodles, thought for a while, and said, "I don't know too well. I was able to eat very well when I was young, but my appetite is not so good. After eating that gluttonous glutton a few years ago..."
Lu Yao: "Wait! What did you eat?!"
He was horrified. The gluttonous glutton he was ordered to hunt down at that time was not caught and brought to justice in the end, but disappeared completely in the human world. The file rating given by the national security was "fleeing the demon world". There was little communication between the two sides. I can't control it anymore, and then the file is dusty, and this matter is just like that.
"Glutton." Wu Ling took it for granted, "I was starving at the time, but it sprang out with blood, scaring me to death."
Lu Yao: "...Let's eat."
Forget it, forget it, there is nothing to say, I have already eaten it, and I have already digested it in the past four or five years.
He wiped his face and watched Wu Ling eat.
Wu Ling is taller than him, but looks smaller. His hair is black and curly, just hanging down to his eyelashes. Compared with ordinary people, his facial features are deeper. Lu Yao looked at it for a while, and subconsciously shifted his gaze to his earlobe.
White and soft, no trace of pierced ears.
He remembered Yan Qing, with his tattoo on his upper body, and asked, "Have you seen Yun Jiang?"
"Yun Jiang?" Wu Ling said, "The leader of the Seventh Group of National Security?"
Non-humans in Yunnan, Xiangxi, Guangxi, and Sichuan have generally heard of Yunjiang.There are many jungles, mountains and rivers, and dark and humid places are often prone to foreign objects. Coupled with witch doctors, poisonous poisons, and scattered stockades, it can be said that it is the most difficult place to govern in the twelve divided areas, but Guoan took office the longest. There are two long team leaders, one is Lu Yao, and the other is Yun Jiang.
Wu Ling hesitated for a moment: "You know, I haven't stayed in Xiangxi for a long time."
He paused and said, "But last time I went back, I heard people from a village discussing this matter. They said... Yun Jiang was crazy, and he raised a batch of strange 'things'."
Lu Yao's heart tightened: "What is it?"
"Gu worms," Wu Ling said, "five poisons."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Yao's mobile phone on the table suddenly rang. He subconsciously looked down and found that it was a location. The location was on the outskirts of Yecheng, and he didn't know who sent it.
Wu Ling lowered her head and ate the noodles silently.
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