I'm the only human in the whole community

Lu Yao yawned, with fried dough sticks in his mouth, put his hands in the pockets of his sweater, and kicked the anti-theft door shut.

Recently, the community is not peaceful. There are always people crying and howling in the middle of the night. He was so noisy that his temples twitched. He got up from the bed at three o'clock in the morning and looked down. If he could see someone, he might jump off the third floor and beat someone. That's right, the head of the neighbor who split the meat from the heron's leg across the door probably exploded, and the three flower pots smashed on the flower bed outside.

It was quiet.

At six o'clock in the morning, there was no one else in the community, only a few old men and women were doing Tai Chi under the tree. Lu Yao said hello and walked to the gate of the community.

Yecheng is close to the sea, and the urban area has been very developed in the past few years. The city has expanded, and the surrounding villages have been demolished, and serious residential buildings have been built. Their community is just on the edge of the urban area, similar to the urban-rural fringe. There is a bus stop sign at the gate of the community. Although there is only one bus, it is quite convenient to get in and out.

There are walls more than one meter high on both sides of the community, just enough to prevent the height of the bear children; there is a large iron gate on the left side of the entrance, with a yellow warning sign on it, which reads 'Express delivery and takeaway are not allowed'; the iron gate on the right is mysteriously missing, only A guardhouse with no one in it.

Lu Yao stuffed the fried dough sticks into his mouth in two bites, took out the key from his pocket, and before he opened the door of the guard room, he saw a little brother in a black hat huddled in the corner of the iron gate.

There are two words on the hat, SF Express.

Lu Yao: "..."

The courier brother saw him at a glance, and beckoned furtively, "Come here!"

Lu Yao walked over, and the courier brother lowered his voice and asked, "Is there anyone in the guard room?"

Lu Yao glanced at it and said, "No one, it should be that the night shift just got off work, and the day shift hasn't entered yet."

The courier brother secretly took out five yuan from his trouser pocket, and gestured to Lu Yao: "I'll sneak in first, and when I get in, throw the courier to me through the iron gate. Stay away from the guard room." , don’t be found out.”

Lu Yao asked: "You were in charge of this area just now?"

"The ex changed his job because of too much mental pressure." The courier boy pressed his hat and said sneakily: "Keep your voice down, the customer paid you a hush money, saying that the security guards in their community are vicious and won't let the courier in. Let me think of a way." Slip in."

Lu Yao collected the money and nodded.

The courier brother's movements were so crisp, he swished twice around the iron gate and lurked, and just turned his head when he saw Lu Yao with the courier in one hand and the key in the other, opened the door of the guard room and walked in.

Courier brother: "..."

The courier brother knocked on the glass, "What's the matter, buddy?"

Lu Yao didn't speak, turned his work permit in the opposite direction, pointed at himself, "community security, me."

He glanced at the bewildered courier boy, opened the small glass window when he was doing business, and said, "Which unit? How much is it? I'll let him pick it up later."

The courier brother was at a loss: "Thank you then."

Lu Yao took out a small notebook, wrote down the address, and said nothing.The courier boy pressed his hat, and when he got on the electric car, he hadn't recovered yet. He turned his head to look at the young man sitting at the security guard, and thought to himself, he looked young and looked talented, so why should he be a security guard?

He got off the electric tricycle again, ran back and knocked on the window: "Brother, the salary of the security guard is too low, why don't you switch to express delivery? Our commission is quite high."

Lu Yao shook his head and said with a smile, "No need. I'm used to it."

The courier boy said goodbye to him enthusiastically: "Then see you next time, I will deliver this area in the future. I am very optimistic and will not resign easily."

Lu Yao flicked his pen, and the courier box was placed next to his desk, wrapped tightly with scotch tape. He memorized the number of buildings, units, and zeros. After drinking a sip of water, he sat down on the office chair like a retired old man.There are several thick books on the table, as well as the newspaper that just arrived today.Lu Yao drew a sign of the cross on his chest, praying that nothing will happen today.

He took another sip of water and suddenly moved his nose.

It has a strange smell.

Lu Yao paused, moved the courier box in front of him, lowered his head and sniffed.

Then he tapped his fingers on the table twice, flipped through the phone book, and made a call.

"Is the resident of Unit 202, Unit [-], Building [-] right?"

"..."

Lu Yao was expressionless: "Your courier has been detained, hurry up and pick it up yourself."

The voice over there was a girl, immature and cute, so soft that water could be squeezed out: "Spicy chicken express, I told him to climb over the wall, and my mother tipped 300 yuan! It's useless!"

"If you don't see your people before the shift change tonight, I'll send you to the east dump."

One or two, never answering, Lu Yao hung up the phone, and threw the courier box into the corner next to him.He is lazy, he will make a phone call when the courier arrives, and if no one comes to pick it up, it will be separated. In the small guard room, there are more than a dozen courier items, and the bottom one has been placed for three years.

Lu Yao couldn't figure it out. There are a total of eight buildings in the community, and the farthest is 15 minutes away. A group of people are thinking every day how to encourage express delivery to sneak in. They would rather die than go downstairs, holding on to that little hope Thinking that Lu Yao couldn't find out - didn't he have to come down to pick up the courier in the end in disgrace?

The new courier rolled over a few times, and finally stabilized on the second floor.After the violent impact, the outer packaging was not damaged, but some kind of bag inside might have been broken, and some liquid was left out along the gap of the box.

The whole guard room was filled with a smell of blood.

Several blue veins burst out on Lu Yao's forehead.

What the hell is that girl in Unit [-], Building [-]?Anyway, they are not normal people. Girls buy clothes, shoes, and cosmetics online. Where can they buy human blood online?The boss has a bad taste, even if you buy and sell contraband, the packaging is still low-quality, and it will crack if you drop it.

Lu Yao took a deep breath, the strength in his hand didn't tense, and he snapped the pen with a snap. He looked down at the wreckage of the gel pen and subtly calmed down.

Forget it, it's your own fault.When he promised the leader to come to this community to be a security guard, he was still young and ignorant. Seeing a job with five insurances and one gold package, food and housing, was like a fly seeing rotten eggs. No one could stop him He rushed upwards, and when he realized something was wrong, he couldn't go anymore.

Yecheng is a mixed bag of fish and dragons, and half-demons get along very happily with people-this "very happy" is unilaterally believed by non-human beings. Ordinary people have no idea that there are a group of monsters with mouths full of fangs living around them.

The community guarded by Lu Yao is the largest "non-human" gathering place in Yecheng.

There are miscellaneous things inside, and there are everything to live in.

He sighed, and wrote stroke by stroke in the small notebook: "Resident 202, Unit 7.18, Building [-], privately encouraged SF Express to break into the community on July [-]."

This small notebook of Lu Yao records the accounts of all the people in the community, and it has to be handed in during the Chinese New Year.His direct leader is the Ministry of National Security of the Central Committee, and its members are assigned to deal with conflicts between non-humans and humans. In theory, all unscientific incidents in society are under their control, but there are fewer people and more affairs, and everyone generally turns a blind eye. Only one eye can do it alive.

There was a heart-piercing horn sound outside the window, Lu Yao frowned, put the book away, and looked out.There were two cars blocking the entrance, one in front and the other in the back. The driver in front was clearly having a bad temper, and kept poking his horn—the barrier wasn't open.

Lu Yao walked over quickly while rolling up his sleeves, and kicked the side of the car in front: "What's the rush? Weeping!"

The car in front was kicked and swayed for a while—if the courier guy just saw it, he might be like his predecessor, he would be too stressed and resign in a short time—the white Toyota, to say the least, has a ton.

The car window was opened, and a wimpy old man with a goatee, thick eyebrows and big eyes was sitting on the driver's seat, with a dignified look. There was a signboard on the co-pilot, with four words written on the upward side, 'Spiritual Arithmetic'.

"Mr. Lu Yao," the man bared his teeth and grinned. It was fine if he didn't open his mouth, but the righteousness disappeared when he opened his mouth. He complimented him wickedly, "It's really early to wake up, isn't it just seven o'clock to change shift?"

Lu Yao knew him.

The resident of Building No. [-] is a Maoshan Taoist, nicknamed Yu Sanqi. I don’t know if he has any real skills. Anyway, he is proficient in everything, including Buddhist scriptures. There is also a set of scraping and cupping tools in the small box under his signboard. , Fortune-telling can't find anyone, so he took off his little gown to see a doctor.

Yu Sanqi grinned and said, "Mr. Lu Yao, the anger is so strong early in the morning, there may be a bloodbath today."

Lu Yao asked, "Where did you get your car?"

This old crook rides his broken bicycle out to set up a stall every day before dawn. When did he buy the car?

Yu Sanqi said, "It was given by someone else."

"Stolen?" Lu Yao grabbed his beard and tugged.

Yu Sanqi grinned in pain, finally freed her beard, and lowered her voice mysteriously: "It's really a gift. That Tianzun Wuliang, by chance today, I was setting up a stall, and a crying middle-aged woman came, Talked to me for a long time, saying that her husband cheated. Before I said a word, another beautiful girl came over and drove this car. She said that she had found an old man who was a round older than her. He is gentle and considerate, for those who buy cars and houses, I didn’t expect that being considerate is considerate, it’s too much—the wife and children are hot, and they don’t want to divorce.”

"These two are crying together, and it's not right to cry."

Lu Yao guessed: "A man?"

"That's not it." Yu Sanqi stroked his beard and grinned, "These two got into a fight, and the girl was slapped a few times before she threw the key to me and refused to let me give it to me." The main wife took it home. How could I take advantage of the danger, and drove back in the car. The girl was chasing after me, and I just ran through a few red lights to get rid of her."

Lu Yao listened with gusto, and before the old liar drove the car in, he said a few words: "Mr. Lu Yao, please pay attention today, there is really a bloody disaster."

The people in the car behind put their heads out early, followed Lu Yao to listen to the gossip for a while, then retracted their heads contentedly, stepped on the gas pedal and moved forward a few steps, before entering, they said to Lu Yao: "Don't worry about it." Believe him, this old liar is not sure."

Lu Yao didn't take it seriously, as soon as he returned to the guard room, he heard the buzzing of the mobile phone on the table.

He glanced at the caller ID, swiped it and hung it up.

The other side refused to let go, and called again.

Lu Yao picked it up: "Hello? Boss, what's the matter?"

The call was from the Ministry of Homeland Security.In fact, Lu Yao is not only in charge of this part of Yecheng, but also the area of ​​Huaihe River, but the proportion of residents in the community behind him is too small—he is the only one—and the danger is comparable to nuclear weapons of mass destruction. In desperation, Lu Yao could only settle down here.

It stands to reason that this kind of regional person in charge is not directly guided by the top, and has a very high degree of freedom, but once the top calls, it must be a big trouble that is not very flattering.

"Something went wrong over there in Yunnan, their largest non-human settlement was bombed."

Lu Yao: "...and then?"

"From one department, let's take care of each other. The higher-ups will divide the people who have no place to live temporarily, and let them go to your place to take refuge first." The phone is bustling with people, and the signal is not very good, "Liu'er, you You are usually the most obedient, and the organization will definitely give you good treatment. This time, you will be assigned a past..."

Lu Yao asked vigilantly, "Which one?"

"...the one that blew up the largest non-human settlement in Yunnan."

Lu Yao: "..."

The other side of the phone said earnestly: "Liu'er, the party and the organization will not treat you badly, you are too old, we can't be glassy, ​​300 people have passed over in Shanghai, Xiaowu didn't say anything."

Lu Yao calmly said: "Glass heart? If I were glass heart, I would have bought a plane ticket to the imperial capital and slapped you with a big mouth."

He hung up the phone angrily, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't asked when the person arranged over there would arrive, but when he looked up, he saw a young man with an expressionless face standing outside.

Seventeen or eighteen years old, she looks really good-looking, her skin is as white as a piece of jade, her eyes are black and bright, the corners of her eyes are hooked up, with a little redness and softness, she looks like she has not woken up, and her nose is straight , with tightly pursed lips, cold and unkind, with silver earrings on the soft white earlobe, flickering, wanting to be hooked.

He was carrying two small bundles in his hand, and the fabric was similar to the sheets Lu Yao used when he was in high school.