Death Beliefs

My mother has been out for a long time, and I am still squatting on the low table in our living room studying the thick materials of the person who is going on a blind date this time. My mother said that he is a young talent, of course I don’t believe it. Not a young talent, but the result is quite disappointing, really can only be called a "talent".

Of course, there is another point that I can't understand the most, that is, do young talents have to recite poems and compose poetry?What era is this? It's not fun to recruit relatives.

The art photo of the other party is not bad, I took a bite of the bread, but a big boy, taking pictures all day long to improve his skin, seems to be unbearable, tsk tsk, he even pouts!Damn, what the hell is this selfie? It shines on his beauty from different angles. Is this still a boy?

I quickly picked up my mobile phone, opened my photo album, tsk, a real girl like me has never taken so many selfies!

Of course, the point is that I never take a photo, let alone take a photo with special effects. I suddenly doubted my gender, and it must be the wrong way of living.

I took another bite, feeling a little sour in my heart. My mother actually left me to guard the difficult task by herself. Fortunately, she went to be happy with the man.

After I get rid of this bread, I have to face the young talent alone who wants to take a photo to beautify and thin his face. It's scary to think about it.

My four years of college experience told me that boys who love to dress up and pay attention to external beauty basically hide a boyfriend who also loves to dress up and pay attention to external beauty. What's more, in this era, there are still so many same-sex fraudulent marriages. Mom is so unreliable, what are the things she recommends to me!

I complained fiercely, but I had no choice but to run away. This is definitely not going to happen. If I go there, I won’t lose a piece of meat. Besides, I made an appointment with someone first. If I don’t go, it will appear that I am not sincere. .

As a woman with new thinking in the new era, even if you don’t want to do something, you must say it clearly. It’s too bad to lose the chain at a critical moment.

I had no choice but to bite the bullet, thinking in my heart that it wouldn't work anyway, so let's just treat it as an experience. After I figured it out, I went out, and I was in a good mood.

Although this is not the first blind date, the awkward atmosphere cannot be alleviated. When I sat face to face with that gentle, fair-skinned boy in the coffee shop, what I thought about in my mind was not how to enliven the atmosphere, but wandering around Looking at the other party with eyes, it turns out that this guy likes to take pictures and loves to beautify and smooth his skin. He is naturally beautiful!

Look at this white skin, as if he has never been exposed to the sun, a big boy, so delicate, shouldn't be, is there some deficiency?

As soon as I finished thinking about it, I was taken aback by myself. I looked up at him with a guilty conscience. Fortunately, he was in the same state as when I first met him, but he smiled a little silly.

"Hello, my name is Zhang Mianyang."

The other party introduced himself politely, a little shy, in fact, I am the same, the only difference is - I am very shy.And I stupidly made myself look like I haven't seen a man in 800 years, slightly salivating.

To be honest, at that moment, I really wanted to discuss with him the secrets of skin care, such as how to make myself look as if I have never been exposed to the sun and become transparent, or what ingredients can make people's hair look white after eating? Soft and shiny.

"Zhang Mianyang?"

My heart skipped a beat, and there is a predestined relationship with this name. Yes, in my work not long ago, I saw the great Jiuzhou of Guangna Museum in a certain project of our company. On the mainland, all kinds of strange names of provinces and cities emerge one after another. I just happened to see "Mianyang", and "Mianyang" is connected with "sheep", which... makes people think of animals that can be eaten.

"Hi, my name is Meng Xuan."

The atmosphere should not be too embarrassing. Next, it's our turn to report the rest of the information to each other. It's like an interview.

Is it because the boy can’t sit still, or is it because I’m staring at him? To be honest, it’s not that I just stare at him without knowledge, but that his skin is so good that I can’t wait to learn about skin care secrets from him. , I can hardly restrain myself.

"Which school did you graduate from?"

"It's just... a passable university that is not well-known."

Don't talk to me about my academic background. I got into this situation because of my mistakes in the college entrance examination. Every time I open my mouth to report to the university I graduated from, I feel a great shame.

Zhang Mianyang smiled politely, "Then...what is your major?"

I politely smiled back, don't talk about majors with me, as soon as I mentioned the current major that made me want to take the exam from a young age, I hated it so much.

This buddy is too good at chatting, and he will play cards according to common sense, so I had no choice but to strike later, so I started a series of questions, and he answered the questions fluently, as if he had memorized them, and finally I decided to hire him!Wait, something seems wrong, is this a blind date or an interview.

When it was almost time for dinner, he raised his wrist to look at his watch and said, "I know there is a delicious restaurant across the street, let's go over there for lunch."

I:"……"

There have been so many blind dates, but there was no one who took the initiative to invite me to dinner after the blind date and conversation with me. Is it because I acted quite friendly?Or is he satisfied with a half-hearted person like me?

I still remember the encounters of the previous blind dates. One of them was because I couldn’t write a poem that impressed him. You must know that I was patient and insisted on talking about Tang poetry and Song Ci with him for more than two hours. The foundation of small literature is solid, otherwise it is guaranteed to be separated after seeing each other.

I looked at the back of the man leaving in a huff, and wanted to ask him to pay for the tea, but he walked like a tornado. For the sake of the image of a lady, I didn't open my throat and yell, but settled the bill in obscurity , and silently felt sorry for the expensive tea money. Of course, in the end, I went to my mother to blackmail a sum in obscurity.

Of course, strange flowers are always in pairs. Some of the various blind daters I met one after another either told me straight to the point whether children who grew up in single-parent families had the idea of ​​revenge on society, or "Can you tell me?" Is that why you're single?" I was going crazy.

Of course, some people will directly ask me: "You have been single for so many years, do you have any communication barriers? But I don't think you have any communication barriers. Can you tell me what you think of the other half? Oh, I I think it is necessary for me to talk to you about my views on my other half. As a person, I don’t care about people’s beauty or ugliness, but as my other half, I must be gentle, be obedient, and be able to care for my husband and teach my children..."

Before he finished speaking, I couldn't help but interjected, "A husband like you? It's a good idea. I don't want to have a baby with you! Who gave you your imagination."

Then he pointed at my nose angrily, spit out his anger, and said: "You can see why you can't make friends when you look like this! You just wait to be an old girl, no one will want you. "

I shrugged indifferently, and quickly slipped away with my bag before he got up angrily. I didn't want to spend money on blind dates again and again.

"Have you ever been in love?"

I watched him get up, pick up his coat, and his movements were done in one go, and he was quite stylish. An ideal boyfriend is probably like this. In fact, the more important reason is that he walked around in front of me with perfect etiquette and helped me get up. There are so many strange straight men I met on blind dates. He is simply the boyfriend I have fantasized about for a long time in the four years of college. At this moment, I can't wait to announce the good news to my good sisters immediately.

"No." He replied lightly, and then stood in a well-behaved manner opposite me.

"Then what we are doing today, is it considered successful?"

I stood up blankly, my mind froze for a moment, just looking at his photos before, I thought this boy was a little too handsome, but I felt quite comfortable in person, and most importantly, I didn’t feel disgusted .

My general aversion to boys is different from Xi Xiang. I don’t have as many experiences of being hurt as Xi Xiang. I simply can’t understand the thoughts and behaviors of some straight men, so I have a huge prejudice against boys.

Zhang Mianyang seems to be an exception.

"It can't be regarded as a success, but we can try." He looked at me extremely seriously, and then raised his eyebrows and said, "At least both of us are people who hate blind dates."

It turned out that the point was here, I was speechless, and had a strong resistance to this meal appointment.Sure enough, my own hardware is not strong enough to make people fall in love with me at first sight.

Before the stools on the table I had ordered were warmed up, a child brought a large bouquet of roses to our table.

He was very surprised, and I was also very surprised. I thought to myself that this person has never been in a relationship but is a good player.

But seeing his frightened eyes, I knew it must be an oolong incident, and this kid definitely went to the wrong set.

I smiled softly and said, "Sorry, we didn't order flowers."

God knows, I am not born to pretend to be a gentle woman, even though I am not like a man made of mud, but I am incompatible with this kind of style, and it will also lead to the whole painting style. become extremely uncoordinated.

After Xie Zeyuan and Luo Qiang became a couple, they used me not to be gentle enough to run on me, and even talked about whether I had a man in my heart. I really thank them. Dog's way to live!

Of course, looking at their deep love from my perspective, I didn't feel that I was eating too much dog food to support them, because I really didn't care about their mutual love at all.

"Are you Meng Xuan?"

The child asked me angrily, and I couldn't help but nodded accordingly.After nodding, I was wondering, how does this kid know my name?

"Then this flower is for you, look at the piece of paper on it."

She held the flowers in front of my eyes, and I slightly moved my eyes to look at them, really, I wondered which wicked person it was.I have grown up so big, no one has sent me flowers yet, even carnations have never patronized me.

Before the slander was over, the child put the flower in my arms, and when it was over, he pointed at the stunned Zhang Mianyang and said, "This brother ordered it for you."

Zhang Mianyang immediately put on an expression of serious intimidation, waved his hands several times, and his eyes widened, explaining: "No, no, this is really not from me. I didn't even know we could still sit together." Have a meal here."

"If you dare to order, you must dare to admit it!" The child hit back at Zhang Mianyang with a contemptuous tone.

Zhang Mianyang looked at me begging for help, helpless.

I comforted him: "I know you didn't order it. I believe you."

He obviously breathed a sigh of relief, the child was not happy, and even glanced at us with disdain, and said, "I have only known each other for a long time, so I believe it without hesitation."

I:"……"

Who instigated this stinky kid? I deserve a beating. If I know who instigated it, I will definitely beat that person to death.

I cursed in my heart, but my shoulders were lifted by someone's arms. I also staggered and stood up straight, with my center of gravity almost leaning on that person's chest, huh?Limp?

I squinted at the beautiful hand that circled my arm from behind. I was temporarily deaf and blind, but there was an inexplicable impulse in my mind. After all, the sudden intimacy can easily give people goose bumps.

I looked over, and there was a soft and beautiful side face facing me. That person was smiling and looking at Zhang Mianyang who was at the other side of the table. I'm on it, so many nonsensical blind dates before, no one came out to stop me from having an awkward chat with the other party, but I met someone who caught my eye, and all kinds of stalks sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain, and I made them out of them one by one , Tired!

"Honey, who is he?"

The damn vixen actually took advantage of her height, even if I was dressed so high, she could still lower her head and lean into my ear, as if she had been friends with me for 800 years.

I couldn't stand being so ambiguous, so I hid in disgust, but was hugged even tighter by her. Damn, I almost couldn't hold back my delicate panting, and my whole body was scared out of my wits.

I looked at her in shock, and she just turned her head to look at me. Her eyes were blurred as if she had seen a peerless beauty. Fortunately, she can pretend and is not afraid of being blind. Although my appearance is not hot, I still cannot stand her eyes. An affectionate look.

"Honey, it's only been a long time since we separated, and you can't wait to find another family. My heart hurts a lot."

She was talking nonsense, full of piss, shoulder-length hair and sunglasses that covered half of her face, so I couldn't help comforting myself with "for the sake of her being really blind".