What if the bamboo horse grows into a monster? [Entertainment]

Lu Ye stared at the ceiling for a while, and then slowly realized that this is a hotel. He was so drunk last night that he couldn't remember how the room was opened. After a while, he still felt a splitting headache, his limbs were sore. I couldn't lift up even with the strength of a single finger, but when I turned my head and saw the man next to me clearly, it was as if a god had helped me, and I jumped off the bed with a "swipe".

"Hiss—" The moment he landed, Lu Ye was covered in white sweat in pain, and almost knelt down on the carpet. His movements were too hasty and fast, and he was dragged to an indescribable place. The sudden sharp pain almost made him unable to stand still. , The big eyes quickly filled with physiological tears.

Lu Ye endured the pain and slowly dissipated, and then he mustered up the courage to look at the sleeping man on the bed again, and his heart immediately became cold.

In memory, the soft natural curly hair was shaved into a tough round inch, and his facial features became deeper. He completely retreated from his youthful appearance. Lu Ye's gaze swept across the man's slightly deeper eye sockets and straight nose bridge, and slid to the well-defined abdominal muscles. And the mermaid line stopped abruptly - the guy's lower half was hidden in the quilt, and the tall man took up half of the big bed.

It was Zhang Zhimo who was right.

Lu Ye's Adam's apple rolled, and he swallowed with lingering fear. When did the little curly hair like bean sprouts grow into such a giant?

The residual crispy, crispy, numb pain revived Lu Ye's memory. The blood in his body gradually surged up, and his face slowly burned. Lu Ye himself couldn't tell whether it was from anger, or from being refused to disperse by the room. The ambiguous smell is smoked.

He tiptoedly put on his clothes, and when he bent down to pick up the mask, he gritted his teeth cowardly and swallowed the groan that he almost blurted out, armed himself indiscriminately, and then staggered and fled for the door.

Lu Ye didn't know that the moment the door was closed, the "sleeping" man on the bed opened his eyes. There were complex emotions in his deep eyes, but he didn't feel sleepy at all. There was a hole in the door, but there was no movement after all.

Lu Ye outside the room shivered inexplicably. He didn't dare to go out to take a taxi rashly. He hurriedly hung up the phone to his assistant. He was afraid that the man in the room would wake up, so he endured the discomfort and slowly moved out of the hotel with a sad face. Most of the cheeks were covered by the mask, and the facial features that were wronged into a ball could not be seen.

The assistant Xiao Lu is well-trained, and he picked up his own artist in a short time. Girls generally drive very steadily, but Lu Ye is sitting on pins and needles. Lu Xiaotong asked very understandingly: "Uncomfortable? I will cook you a bowl of hangover soup when I get home later?" "

Lu Ye shrank back in the back seat, found a comfortable position, and went down the steps in a hurry: "Okay."

Afterwards, he pretended to close his eyes to rest his mind, but last night those charming women with a strong aroma of wine flooded into Lu Ye's brain involuntarily attacking the city.

He remembered that Zhang Zhimo was not entirely to blame for what happened last night. The so-called one slap could not be slapped, but after two glasses of yellow soup, the slap hit his face, and he threatened, "Zhang Zhimo, old man!" I won't chase you anymore!" The heroic words were still in my ears, and I had sex with him in a blink of an eye.

What a fucking dog, no, it was...forget it.

However, just from the senses... it's quite cool.But now there is no pleasure, only pain. When Lu Ye thinks of Zhang Zhimo's size, he feels like crying - it's no wonder that such a big thing doesn't hurt if he pokes it over and over again.

Are foreign steaks more nourishing?How did that guy develop into this?What a monster!

Lu Ye shook his head, intending to forget about the absurdity of last night, turn the page manually, and never mention it again.

Thinking in a mess, I arrived home in a blink of an eye. When Lu Xiaotong brought the steaming sober soup into the bedroom, Lu Ye had already folded his clothes and lay on the bed with a sigh. When he saw the assistant, he recovered in a second. Calmly: "Little Lu, go back and rest, I'll be fine after a while."

"That can't be done. If you don't stare at you and drink the hangover soup, Brother Tao will definitely scold me if you know it." Liu Shitao is Lu Ye's manager. He is a round older than them, but his mouth is more glib than his class teacher when he was a student. Not only Lu Xiaotong, but Lu Ye was also terrified when he thought of Liu Shitao's Su Sui Nian magic skill, so he had to pick up the soup and take a big gulp resignedly.

Lu Xiaotong looked at his artist's handsome face wrinkled into a bun, and his comfortable and long eyelashes drooping down. He looked pitiful. He only thought that he was suffering from alcohol. After all, he was about the same age as him. If he hadn't debuted early, Maybe he was still at home playing games every day, so he couldn't help but feel a flood of maternal love, and said distressedly: "Brother Lu, why don't I stay with you for a day?"

"Pfft!" Lu Ye sprayed the soup all over the floor.

Finally sent the little assistant away, Lu Ye moved out of bed, closed the curtains, put all the clothes that still had the chaotic smell in the hotel one meter away, and shrank into the quilt like a small animal, before growing up. With a sigh of relief, Lu Ye comforted himself:

Everyone is an adult and can't get pregnant.

But what he experienced was too unreal. Until now, Lu Ye still doesn't quite believe that he actually fell asleep with Zhang Zhimo. He has the illusion of dreaming. Will everything be normal when he wakes up?As if responding to his thoughts, the soreness from overwork of the body came overwhelmingly, sweeping all the senses, and Lu Ye closed his eyes in a daze.

……

Lu Ye was woken up by his mobile phone. Before he connected, he just hung up automatically. He rubbed his eyes. After focusing his eyes, he found that there were four missed calls. The time is now 41:[-] in the middle of the night.

Before he clicked on it to see who was tirelessly disturbing people's dreams in the middle of the night, the fifth call came one after another. This time he could see clearly that it was his manager Liu Shitao.

"Brother Tao," Lu Ye answered the phone, still feeling soft and drowsy, but as soon as he said a word, he was woken up by the other party shouting, "Have you read Weibo?"

"No." Lu Ye was confused.

"Then what are you doing?"

"Sleep." Why don't you sleep at this point?However, being captured by the other party's aura, the natural answer can't help but bring a little guilt.

The manager was furious: "I can still sleep, why is my heart so big?" Before Lu Ye could ask any questions, he quickly explained: "Look at Weibo first, and I will call you in 10 minutes."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Ye opened the Weibo client with an ominous premonition. After a long three-second advertisement, the "ominous" was indeed confirmed.

No. 3 on the hot search list, "Lu Ye got drunk late at night and suspected of having a room", Lu Ye's heart sank suddenly, and his sleepiness completely flew to Java.

He felt his fingertips getting cold, so he clicked on the most reposted comment and took a closer look.The blogger is a familiar gossip marketing account, a big v with millions of fans, and many celebrity scandals broke out. Thanks to him, there are many people who have directly ruined their stardom. No wonder Liu Shitao is so close to the enemy. Make a series of fatal calls.

The microblog text description is similar to the title, "Lu Ye got drunk late at night, opened a hotel room, suspected to be accompanied by a beautiful woman, XX studio reporter squatted all night, saw Lu Ye leave the hotel in the early morning, wearing a dark mask, and sat in the nanny car in secret .”

The picture is a nine-square grid, a typical candid shot, each with a huge watermark of the marketing account logo, seven in the background, and two in the morning, although I can recognize it as myself, but they are all photos outside the hotel and reception, Lu Ye After browsing through it quickly, my beating heart calmed down a bit, at least not for now.

Only he himself did not capture Zhang Zhimo.

But XX Studio’s words are convincing, and there is no discrepancy with the facts. I don’t know how many paparazzi have seen it, and how many photos and videos have not been released. After all, “see you on Monday” is an appetizing tune, and marketing accounts generally prefer it. It seems that the top priority Just contact these paparazzi and buy unpublished news.

But such explosive news, can XX Studio, which is known for "no oil and salt", let it go?

Lu Ye scratched his head irritably, a "late-night rooming" was enough for his popularity to drop sharply, if it was still a same-sex scandal, then he could just pack up his things and get out of the entertainment circle.

It's past twelve o'clock now, and the traffic has logically dropped, but this first Weibo has more than [-] retweets in less than an hour, and the number of comments has also skyrocketed, "I saw aniseed food before going to bed, and I was excited to eat melons." "Before I just said in the two-day interview that I haven’t had my first love yet, so don’t be too quick to slap your face.” “You Ye is on the hot search again, it’s not because of the hype, I lose, I’m tired of looking at the upper right corner, can you talk about your work.”

"Is this called opening a room? It's a real hammer. Isn't it okay for a star to stay in a hotel now? With whom to open a room? Obviously only Ye smashed himself!"

"XX Studio's breaking news is still very accurate, eight to nine is not far from ten, Duangua and so on follow-up." "Hush, his brain fans are coming!" "A certain treasure is not afraid of 50 yuan and [-] comments." "What is this?" In the [-]s, there were so many people supporting the appointment made by the straw man. "

...How can there be "so many" people who support it? Most of them are obviously scolding, and they are full of righteous indignation.

If stars were divided into "idol faction" and "strength faction" in the past, then with the increasingly developed Internet, there may be a new faction: "traffic faction". I dare not say anything else, but Lu Ye dared to admit it I am a representative of the "flow school", and I am still at the textbook level.

However, there are more black fans than fans. Since Lu Ye's debut, there has not been a day when he has not been scolded. It can be said that there are black spots, 360 degrees of dead ends, from the beginning of the glass heartbroken, he ran to Mr. Han and bluntly quit. Now after reading dozens of comments with thousands of likes, he can still answer the phone calmly. I have to say that he has tempered a diamond heart.

"Finish? Is it true?" Manager Liu Shitao got to the point as soon as he got on the phone.

"...Yes." At this time, Lu Ye did not dare to lie.

Liu Shitao only felt a "buzz" in his head, and he had already knelt down and sang conquest for his ancestor in his heart, so he pulled himself together and asked, "Didn't you fall in love behind the company's back?"

"No……"

Not being in love means that the probability of being entangled with the other party is greatly reduced. Liu Shitao heaved a sigh of relief: "I said yes, you don't have time, and you don't go out of the door. If you don't force you to go to the gym, you can hold the script for a day." , the house is going to degenerate..."

The manager is a typical "star person who can't talk well", and he babbled endlessly, but Lu Ye was a little relieved when the other party babbled like this, which showed that he was not in a mess, at least he was calmer than when he made the first phone call If it is less, it means that things may still have room for maneuver.

Sure enough, Liu Shitao finally said: "You must not say anything, don't bother that person comes to you, don't leave any excuses, how should you tell her, you or the company will come forward, and we will study it later, remember to deal with it coldly first □Press it down, I'm already on my way, and I'll be there in a while."

Without Liu Shitao's explanation, Lu Ye could understand who "that person" was. After hanging up the phone, Lu Ye kept looking at his phone and opened WeChat, which showed two unread messages from "that person".

Morning 7: 23

"are you home yet?"

Lu Ye felt a little warm and a little sour in his heart.

Afternoon 1: 38

"Does the ass still hurt?"

Lu Ye almost dropped his phone.

His fingers fluttered, and his fingertips landed on the red words "delete friend", but he didn't press it after all.

"Delete friend Tao. Brother will kill me." Lu Ye found an impeccable reason for himself.

However, if you happen to receive a message from the other party later in the conversation, and your manager sees the name of the boss of Zhimo Entertainment Zhang, he might pinch his own neck and die together, so Lu Ye started worrying again, but after a while, Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and changed the remarks to "monster".

As soon as the notes were processed, the doorbell rang.

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