cat kindergarten

The other three little guys didn't know that their little friends had already rushed to the street, and they were now in the basement of the old castle.

In that era, no magician could be less ferocious, and Baiqiao's teacher was the same.The program team restored the basement according to Bai Qiao's words. This is the place where intruders who don't have eyesight are detained.

After some introductions, the dangerous mechanism in the basement was removed, leaving only a shell, which became a playground for children.

"Welcome to the Castle Monopoly game." Shen Liu sat in the back, gnawed on a melon, changed her voice with a voice changer, and said with a smile: "Because of your recklessness, now you have come to the punishment link, and, the three of you Only one person can go out!"

Two cats and a little bird looked at each other, and the little leopard, its forelimbs and the bird's wings all pointed to the little tiger: "Go!"

The little tiger was stunned, and reacted and shouted: "I won't go!"

"What you said doesn't count." Shen Liu ate a mouthful of melon and said vaguely: "Whoever wins goes, and..." He unfolded the big screen in front of the three little guys, and on the screen were two little gray wolves. In the water, happily eating meat. "Those who go out first eat meat, and those who go out later don't even have broth."

Little Leopard rolled his eyes, who cares about you.

"Okay, let's start." Shen Liu poked at his side, and a winding grid road appeared on the ground: "Have you ever played Monopoly, throw dice, sieve the dice, and walk as many squares as you want." , Whoever walks out first wins."

A huge dice appeared on the ground, and the little tiger ran over and pushed it curiously. The dice moved, rolled several times, and finally stopped on six.

The sixth grid lit up, and a black skeleton hand stretched out from it, grabbing the little tiger inside.

"Please pose in five poses: dazed, cute, pitiful, innocent, and sleepy within 30 seconds."

Hearing this sentence, the little tiger who was held up in the air by the skeleton hand meowed in a daze. When the skeleton hand threw him down, the little tiger opened its teeth and danced its claws. on the ground.

"Very good, 10 points!" Five photos appeared on the big screen, and the tiger cubs in each one seemed to fit the theme perfectly.

"I'm exhausted." A staff member shook his paw and said, "It's really hard to take screenshots." After speaking, he also complimented Bai Qiao, "Your kid is really photogenic!"

Bai Qiao couldn't help laughing.

Being praised, the little tiger immediately forgot about the thing that the skeleton hand threw him just now, sat proudly on the ground, looked at the remaining two little animals, and said, "Come on."

Little Leopard suddenly felt that it was a wrong decision to bring this unreliable guy here, and he forgot who he was with a casual compliment.He went over and rolled the dice casually, and a one appeared.Before the skeleton hand appeared, he consciously ran over.

Then there was a ding sound: "I got the item: the bond of love, you can use it once, jump to three squares behind the enemy." The little leopard thought about it and decided not to move him.

The rest is the little bird, but what a pity she jumped into an ordinary grid, and nothing came out.

Big brother just wants to stand in front of younger siblings!The little tiger proudly puffed out his small chest, and rolled out a six again, accumulating twelve squares twice, leading by a long way.

But this time, the little bird and the little leopard jumped into the same grid.The bird just rolled out three and four twice, and the little leopard got a six. They are both in the seventh frame.

Shen Liu lazily said: "Trigger the task. As the descendants of actors, we believe that your cells contain the genes of actors. Please invite two children in the same grid to perform an impromptu performance."

The little leopard rolled his eyes and whined to the little bird: "Do you have meat for lunch?"

"Don't eat." Xiaoniao also realized what his brother was going to do, and said in a cheerful voice.

"What are they doing?" Shen Liu felt bad and sat up suddenly.

"Do you want to eat vegetables?" "No!"

"Do you eat fish?" "No."

"Then what do you want to eat?" Little Leopard said, "If you don't eat anything, you will be the same as feasting on Uncle Yufei..."

The little bird yelled with a smile: "I can't even beat the cat! I was eaten by the cat in the end!"

"Are you still domestically violent, Shen Liu?" A familiar staff member asked.

Facing the strange gazes of the people around, Shen Liu said, "This is fun." She gritted her teeth silently in her heart: two little bastards.

After a few more rounds of the dice, the little tiger was always in the leading position, flapping his wings and looking at the two little guys behind him, triumphantly.

At the last round, the little leopard suddenly used the props he had just obtained, and jumped to the position three squares behind the little tiger, and the little tiger felt a sense of crisis immediately.

"Okay, it seems that the final winner is between the little tiger and the little leopard, so who will it be?" Shen Liu said: "They jumped into the same grid, and the current situation is very tense. The special task of a grid is—”

"It's life and death!" Shen Liu said, "There is only one person who can get out in the end, so let's fight!"

The little tiger was a little excited, and stared at the little leopard with cat eyes, but at this moment, the little leopard suddenly said: "You go, I admit defeat."

"?" The little tiger tilted his head to look at him.

"I came here to tell you that I can win you, but I won't win." Little Leopard said, "My sister is still here, why would I leave by myself, I want to accompany her."

It was rare for the little leopard to poke the little tiger. The little tiger snorted and rushed up to beat him up.

After going out, the little tiger quickly found the stone, and according to the set script, Baiqiao came out and said, "You have successfully completed the task, now you can enjoy your feast."

The space jumps to the hall of the old castle, where the little guys smashed the vase.Instead of being old and dilapidated, this place has been refurbished.The little tiger was eating absent-mindedly, and Da Huihui came up to him: "Did you know that there is a wolf grandma here. If you don't answer her questions correctly, you will be taken away to do housework."

"So many, so many potatoes." Xiao Huihui said, "It's just a pile as fat as you."

"I'm not fat." The little tiger said, "I'm puffy."

Da Huihui didn't seem to listen, and said, "But her eyes are not very good. I didn't peel the potatoes well, so she scolded Xiao Huihui."

Xiao Huihui snorted, and Da Huihui rushed over to rub him: "I took a bath for you last time, and my mother didn't tell the difference between washing me twice."

The little tiger watched them interact, his big eyes were full of loneliness.

After the recording of this episode, Bai Qiao has been busy for a few days, editing and dubbing with them, and then just waiting for the show to be released.Little Leopard's father is a baby-showing fanatic. The little guy is already an Internet celebrity at this age. Unexpectedly, many people click on the show just to watch him.

Bai Qiao originally planned to use this opportunity to promote his classical magic. On the day the program was broadcast, Bai Qiao sent a message on his homepage:

'According to the magic knowledge mentioned in the program, I made a set of papers, and if you answer five questions in a row, you will get a gift, and if you answer all the questions correctly, you will get a special gift. '

Originally, Bai Qiao and Lin Ke talked about this idea, but they were laughed at by the other party, and they did the question for a show, are they stupid?But Bai Qiao stubbornly felt that his idea was super good, so he posted it.But what is unexpected is that there are many, many, very many people who click on this message.

"I answered four questions correctly two times in a row, and only missed one. I cried angrily and wanted a baby tiger brooch."

"I've got two little leopard brooches! Please exchange them for a little gray wolf brooch!"

"Ahhh, the reward for all the correct answers is actually a pillow for all the kindergarten members! I'm consummated!"

In the evening, the answers to the magic study paper became popular, and half an hour later, Baiqiao announced that because of everyone's enthusiasm, the gifts had been given away, and he hoped to play with everyone again next time.The answer to the paper was the most popular, followed by "Tian Yu Company, are you all stupid?" '

No one thought that a show that was purely about the cuteness of small animals could become so popular. When the program team proposed to design peripherals, many people laughed at it too much.

In fact, many people don't like this show, thinking it's just a tool used by the company to curry favor with Baiqiao. As a result, willows and willows are planted unintentionally to cover the entire planet, and the eyes of the green people are almost red.

On the other side of the universe, the Chi family.

When Papa Chi came back at night, he unexpectedly found that there was no fireworks in the house. From time to time, there were strange laughter in the living room, which made people panic.

"Why don't you cook?" He asked Chi's mother, "What are you laughing at?"

"Laugh at your grandson." Mother Chi said, "Oh, that little leopard is so funny."

Chi's father didn't know why, so he took the terminal and saw the little tiger with its teeth and claws on the cover of the show, he was stunned for a moment, wondering if Chi Feng was getting more and more unreliable, would he raise a child.Now I heard Chi's mother say again:

"It's a bit late, how about doing a little casually?"

"Whatever." He responded, turned on the terminal by accident, and played the first episode of this program...

"Old Chi, it's time to eat!" Half an hour later, Chi's mother made dinner and called him, but he said absent-mindedly, "I'm going to finish watching later."

"This show is two hours, why did you watch it in half an hour? Come over for dinner."

He didn't have the nerve to insist, went to finish the meal, and opened the terminal again immediately.

Seeing him fascinated, Chi's mother didn't bother to talk about him, so she went out for a walk, and when she came back, she found that Chi's father had found a lot of books on magic and read them page by page with reading glasses.

"Why are you an orc looking at this?" Mother Chi was curious.

Chi's father hesitated for a long time, did not answer, and chose a c with a solemn expression, but the result was an error.Papa Chi was not discouraged, and wanted to start from scratch again, but when the page was refreshed, it showed that the event had been ended by the homepage owner.

He froze in place, seeing Mama Chi's furious expression.

"If you didn't insist on pulling me to eat, there must be enough time, and I'll get a brooch right away." Before going to bed, he was still brooding.

Mother Chi already knew the cause and effect, and now she doesn't want to talk to him.

"I said you send a message to Chi Feng, you really want to play as you please, do you have to stare at this brooch?"

"That's different." Lao Chi said, "This is..."

"What is it?"

"It's dignity."

Chi's mother rolled her eyes: "I don't care if you are dignified or not. Tomorrow, you put my books back for me. First classify them by category, then by age, and finally put them away in order by thickness. If any book is wrong, I will tell you." What is dignity."

After the first episode of the show, Bai Qiao and his new colleagues held a celebration ceremony and drank a lot of wine. It was Chi Feng who sent him back.After returning home, Chi Feng said: "Tomorrow is the weekend, do you have time?"

Bai Qiao was confused and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Move, let's continue to be neighbors." Chi Feng smiled at him.

Bai Qiao let out a cry, and floated home like a sleepwalker. When Chi Feng knocked on the door and woke him up early the next morning, he still looked confused.

Chi Feng and the little tiger were waiting for him to clean up at Baiqiao's house. Juzi brought them water and guarded the little tiger carefully, but the little guy didn't move much.

"Auntie, auntie, don't you think there is something wrong with the little tiger?" Bai Qiao was brushing his teeth when oranges squeezed in.

"It seems to be a bit..." Bai Qiao glanced at the little tiger lying on the carpet, pawing at the feathers on its wings, not at all lively and cute as usual.

Before he left, he deliberately took a stone, sat with the little guy, and asked him, "Do you want to eat?"

The little tiger took the stone, hugged it with two paws, and licked it one after the other, obviously something was wrong.

"What happened to him?" Bai Qiao asked Chi Feng.

Chi Feng: "If I ask, I won't tell."

Baiqiao sighed.

The location of Chi Fengxuan's house is average, in the suburbs, but one advantage is that there is a lot of open space, a lot.Chi Feng parked his car outside two adjacent two-story buildings—in fact, this small building was not considered small, with a floor height of five meters and a total of ten meters, which was obviously in line with the living habits of orcs.

The fences adjacent to the courtyards of the two small buildings were removed, and the courtyards of the two buildings were merged into one, which looked extraordinarily large.

"I thought about making a swing for the little guy, but I didn't know how big it would be." He said: "The transformation period of the little tiger is coming soon. After the transformation period is over, it looks almost the same every day."

The orc cub will maintain a juvenile animal shape before the metamorphosis period, and will grow up after the metamorphosis period. One of the most regrettable things is that he will not be so cute soon.Bai Qiao suddenly had a feeling in his heart that my child had grown up and was about to abandon his elderly aunt and go away, so he couldn't help staring at the little tiger melancholy.

The little tiger didn't notice what his aunt was thinking, so he flapped his wings and entered his house, and howled at them.

Chi Feng signaled Bai Qiao to go in with him.

"I made one of this." In the living room, Chi Feng placed a model of a villa with a rather large area. You can see from the window that there are all kinds of small furniture inside. "Your prototype is only less than 20cm high, so it should be quite suitable for living in. This is your guest room."

Bai Qiao felt a little weird when he saw it: "It feels like being raised in captivity."

"I also hope that one day I can keep you in captivity, my magician." Chi Feng smiled.

Baiqiao became a prototype, fluttered his wings that he hadn't used for a long time, opened the door and walked into the villa.Standing on the balcony on the second floor of the villa, he looked up at Chi Feng who was like a giant, and said, "I found..."

Chi Feng: "Huh?"

"I found that from this angle, you have a double chin." Bai Qiao was serious.

Chi Feng laughed suddenly and changed back to his original form, now he was bigger than a human being.Bai Qiao jumped onto the back of the big tiger, almost getting lost in the boundless fur.He simply lay down, felt uncomfortable after lying down for a while, turned into a human form, leaned on the big tiger, called the little tiger over, and stroked two cats at a time, enjoying himself.

The little tiger lay obediently in Bai Qiao's arms, and after being touched by him for a while, he suddenly said surprisingly: "Wow?"

Bai Qiao was taken aback, and the little tiger asked, "You touched my father's fur, are you going to have a baby soon?"

Chi Feng turned around and looked at him: "Where did you hear that? No."

The little tiger was particularly melancholy and sighed.

"I really want to be an older brother."

Chi Feng was angry and funny at the same time, he didn't expect that the little guy was struggling these days because of this matter.He said, "What's so good about being an older brother? Look at Little Leopard being beaten by his sister every day."

"Just want to be." Little Tiger defended: "Little Gray Wolf's younger brother is very good."

"So you only want a well-behaved younger brother and sister? What if they are not well-behaved?" Chi Feng asked him, "Are you going to throw him away?"

"That's right." The little tiger said, "I heard that my father was very naughty when he was young. What if he was like you."

"No matter how naughty you are, I won't throw you away, thank you." Chi Feng smiled.

"Then I want a younger brother who is like the neighbor's uncle." The little tiger ran to Baiqiao's belly, and he was almost out of breath.He looked at Baiqiao with big round eyes, full of expectations: "There will be, right."

Bai Qiao: "...I can't be sure about this."

"Does that mean there will be a younger sister?"

Bai Qiao: "..."

The little tiger flew away from Baiqiao, flew out of the window into the courtyard, and muttered, "You can be my younger brother and sister after I leave."

The two parents looked at each other for a while, and Chi Feng coughed: "Isn't it too early to give him a hygiene class?"

Bai Qiao was expressionless: "You should think about it first, how to turn him into a younger sister is more reliable."

The author has something to say: it’s not just because I wrote 2000 more so late today... I still overestimate myself...

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