cat kindergarten

The author has something to say: I made some minor repairs, don't read it again after reading it, it doesn't affect it.

[Tree Hole] What should I do if my neighbor confessed to me?

Landlord: We are colleagues, because the work requires frequent contact, so we are familiar with each other.Then I felt that he was weird these few days, so I ran over to him in embarrassment and asked what was going on with him, and it turned out!He suddenly confessed!

So what should the landlord do now, should he agree to it?

1L: If you like it, you agree, if you don’t like it, you reject it. This kind of question actually went to the Internet to post a question, and you are enough.

2L: Brother, don’t be so aggressive. The host is obviously inexperienced. Come and let me ask, is he handsome, rich, and nice.

Landlord: He is nice, has no money, and is very handsome. He is an orc, and his body is a cute big cat.

3L: Are cats nice?It must be fake!

4L: Racial discrimination is a brother of the law, don't map guns.

5L: I am on the third floor, hehe, the fourth floor has a face.Do you know what it's like to have a big cat in your home?Sleepless in the middle of the night, scratching you up with one paw, waking up and seeing him staring at you with big eyes like a flashlight, like this every night, every day!Don’t throw away the box after buying things, make your home like a waste recycling bin, don’t wait on the bed or on the sofa, just know to drill into the box!

6L: I'm still upstairs, give gifts on the anniversary, what do people give, I went to the deserted star to catch a big alien mouse, and put it bloody next to the bed, so that I can see it at the first sight when I wake up His love, I love his mmp love!

7L: The upstairs is indeed a bit miserable, but not every cat is like this, and there are different breeds of cats.What is the landlord's cat?

Landlord: It's a tiger.

8L: Coincidentally, mine is the same.

Landlord: But he is really nice and responsible, and he is also very well-behaved when he becomes a prototype. Is it really like this?

9L: The prototype is cute, soft and easy to masturbate, but I can't see it after marriage.Oh no, I can still watch it, I can watch it when I'm so angry that I want to get divorced.I didn't even apologize, I started meowing as soon as I drilled into the box.Orcs weighing hundreds of kilograms, meow meow?The face accounts for half of the body weight.

Landlord: I still don't think he will be like this...

10L: Petting the cat again made me feel stupid, my dog ​​is better.

11L: It's not good for the dog party to come out to take advantage at this time.

Next, the focus of attention of the onlookers turned to whether a cat is suitable as a companion or a dog is suitable as a companion. No one noticed, and the host disappeared at some point.

Bai Qiao put down the terminal, hesitated for a long time, and sent a message to Chi Feng: "Can you cook? Can you do housework? Do you want to pat your hair?"

Across the wall, Chi Feng replied: "Yes."

The two looked at the information on the terminal and smiled at the same time.

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A few days later, Bai Qiao discussed with the program team and officially started the recording of the first episode.

Because it was in the ancient castle of the virtual space, it was not troublesome. Bai Qiao and Ha Xiaotong brought five children from their kindergarten to this virtual space early in the morning.The host of this show is a parrot, which is quite big, with colorful feathers and looks very beautiful.

"Mr. Bai, hello, my name is Wu Xiao." Mr. Parrot said, "Everyone has roughly understood the content of today's program."

Bai Qiao hesitated: "I can't guarantee this..." With the little animals jumping like crazy, it was a bit difficult for them to calm down and listen to him say a few words.

"For children, it's normal for them to know nothing," Mr. Parrot said. "I'm talking about the adults who participated in the show."

"That's no problem." Bai Qiao said.

"It's almost time, let's start." Mr. Parrot smiled at Baiqiao, and the staff over there started to move, and soon, everything moved in an orderly manner.

The little animals didn't know what happened now, they were brought into a garden by the teacher, but then, unexpectedly, the teacher disappeared without a trace.

But a few big-hearted little guys didn't feel anxious at all, and started to fight in the garden.The little tiger tiptoed forward and tried to bite the little leopard's nape, but his plan didn't go well. The little leopard spotted the little tiger and beat him down with one paw.

Suddenly the sky was overcast, the sun disappeared, and it was about to rain. In this case, a large parrot appeared in front of them.

Several small animals stopped what they were doing, quietly watching the strange sorghum that suddenly appeared.

"Do you want to know where you are? Do you want to go home?" Mr. Parrot smiled evilly: "But you can't go back!"

The two little gray wolves seemed a little uneasy. Looking at him, the little bird landed on the little leopard's head and chirped twice, with a confused voice. As for the little tiger, it flew up and tried to grab him with its paws.

If it is outside, Mr. Parrot may not be able to beat them.But here is a virtual space where anything is possible.The little tiger's paw passed through the phantom and landed in the air.

"I am invincible!" said Mr. Parrot proudly.A photo suddenly appeared in his paw, showing where Baiqiao was tied.He said: "Not only you, but your teachers and parents are all in my hands now. If you want to save him, you have to... ah!"

Before he finished his play, he found that the paper in his hand was burning.In a place where the little animals could not see, the staff made a noise: "Why didn't you set this piece of paper to be non-flammable?" "Who knew that these little guys could toss so much?" Already!"

It was the little tiger who walked around behind him, quietly spewed out a flame, and ignited the paper.

"Are you all right?" Someone asked Mr. Parrot out of the hearing of the little animals.

"It's okay." Mr. Parrot gritted his teeth and continued:

"Very good, you managed to piss me off!" Mr. Parrot sneered, and continued to shake out a photo, which was of Shen Liu. It seemed that he had just been beaten, and his originally beautiful appearance became pale and weak. "Little Leopard, is this your father?" He smiled strangely: "Look how pitiful your father looks."

The little leopard took a few more glances, and yelped twice, with a particularly disdainful tone.Mr. Parrot didn't understand cat language, so he asked the staff: "What is he talking about?"

"He said...his father was beaten much worse by Uncle Yan Yufei every day, especially when he was kicked out in the middle of the night...Midnight!" The man said in horror: "Yan Yufei and Shen Liu have such a relationship. Ah, if I know, will I be silenced?"

"When you chose that photo, you should have known that you were going to be beaten to death, nothing more." Shen Liu sat with them and said, "Our children are not easy to fool, so please turn up your voice."

"Okay, I hope I can coax these children." Mr. Parrot whispered to his colleagues, then turned his head, and smiled strangely at a group of little guys: "Listen."

Shen Liu raised her feet over there, looking like she was watching a good show.But when his voice came, his tone was weak: "Little Leopard, you have to take good care of your sister, don't worry about Dad, Dad will come out by himself, don't come to save me..."

Unexpectedly, the little leopard lay down on the ground in a very dignified manner, with its two paws overlapping each other, without any intention of moving. The cat's eyes were full of disdain, and it barked again.

Shen Liu's face was covered with black lines, and he said in a low voice, "I'm not filial."

The staff member explained: "The meaning of the little leopard is roughly the following. The last time Mr. Shen Liu was lazy and didn't want to take him to the amusement park, he also said the same thing when he pretended to be sick." After speaking, he persuaded Shen Liu: "You The way of education is very problematic.”

"Then how do we proceed to the next step!" Mr. Parrot flapped his wings and asked, "Where are the two little gray wolf cubs, they look silly, call their parents over to trick them?"

"Xuan." Someone said: "Their parents are not actors, they are not good at acting, they just tried it, and they laugh when they talk."

"That's the only way to do it!" Mr. Parrot gritted his teeth and said, "Let it rain! I don't believe that they won't hide in it when it rains!"

All of a sudden, it poured down with rain.

However, where is the 27th floor, a special kindergarten for high-level orc cubs, even the most inconspicuous wolf cubs have abilities.There was a circle of shimmering light on the fur of several small animals, nothing happened, only Mr. Parrot was drenched.

"Where's the field controller? Why did you drench me again? Can you still get well!" Mr. Parrot's Doudou eyes were full of grief and anger, and he said loudly: "If you want to go out, go to the castle and find the star shape stone, and go rescue your family!"

After finishing speaking, Mr. Drowned Parrot flapped his wings and disappeared into the air.

The little tiger landed on the ground, looking at the muddy ground with disgust.He accidentally soiled his paws just now, he hesitated for a moment, then he quietly stepped forward and rubbed on the little leopard's fur.

The little leopard looked at him fiercely.

The little tiger felt guilty and yelled twice: What do you think these stupid adults want to do?

"It's tricking us into thinking we're three years old." A little gray wolf cried out in an immature voice, "But I'm already five years old."

"Maybe they sent us away to steal delicious food behind our backs." Another little gray wolf put forward his opinion in a childish voice.

The little leopard prided himself on being mature, and he didn't bother to pay attention to his companion's obviously unreliable idea: "But the only thing we can know is that if we can't find the stone, they won't let us out."

"Then go find Stone Chirp!" The little bird took the lead and rushed into the castle, and the other small animals had no choice but to follow in.