cat kindergarten
Chapter 3 1 job called nanny
In the peaceful era of the Gem Era, the Great Mage was a well-to-do rich man, but in the war era, they were the group of people who died the fastest.
However, no matter where they are located, the great magician will not be a nanny for the poor and violent orcs.
In brackets, if Bai Qiao said the above sentence now, he would probably die.
"I refuse." With a dark face, Baiqiao took the flat network terminal from Juzi, and was about to delete the email, but Juzi stopped him.
"Dear Jojo." Tangerine said, "Before you get wayward, we should discuss this issue."
"You only have less than [-] star coins in savings now, and next month's rent will be [-]. If you choose a job that only requires no social interaction, the Internet celebrity who met the threshold yesterday is a good choice, but Obviously, you can't do it very well."
This robot, which is only the size of a kettle, looked at his master and best friend with serious eyes.Orange is not a very advanced AI. Although he looks very emotional, in fact, most of his mischievous or mean-spirited ways of speaking come from the settings of the program. In essence, he is still a rational robot.
Orange said: "Then you have to choose to go out to work. If this is the case, what is not satisfactory about this invitation? It includes food and housing, and the salary is high enough. Even if you really don't like it, as a temporary transition It's also a good choice."
Bai Qiao was moved by his words.
In fact, Baiqiao now has very few chips in his hand.
The original owner was an introverted child with mediocre qualifications and mediocre grades. He had nothing but a diploma from a second-rate university and a third-rate major.In the 30-odd hours since he came to this world, although Baiqiao seemed busy and did a lot of things, his integration with this era is actually almost negligible.
He is like a toddler, pulling out a bit of knowledge necessary for survival from the memory of the original owner, and then doing it mechanically-frankly speaking, he has not yet had fun switching to the most flat network, let alone the holographic network and real world.
Even if he has a wealth of knowledge, at least for now, he hasn't figured out how to turn knowledge into money.
Tangerine is right, this invitation is a good springboard.
Seeing that he was no longer firmly refusing, Orange clicked on the details page of the job invitation.
Work location: Tianyu Entertainment Company, Chengfeng District, Planet MH-2601
Working hours: [-] am to [-] pm
Job Description: Orc Kindergarten Assistant Teacher
Remarks: Please reply by next Monday at the latest
The job was offered to the original owner of the body, who had just completed an interview before the poor kid fell ill and left.
Under Orange's earnest gaze, Baiqiao clicked OK.
Tangerine finally breathed a sigh of relief.
After confirming, a follow-up message pops up in the email: Please contact Qi Jia, the head of the personnel department, before next Monday (June 6) to go through the entry procedures.
"Very good," said Orange, "Jojo, congratulations on taking the first step towards society."
"Thank you." Bai Qiao said.He clicked on the homepage he just registered yesterday, and found that because he was reposted by an internet celebrity yesterday, and he led a battle, the number of fans had risen to about [-].
He fiddled with the page for a long time, and suddenly said: "I found..."
Tangerine: "Huh?"
"I found out that I wasn't tipped yesterday because I didn't open the tipping page."
If Tangerine had an expression, she would definitely be in a state of embarrassment now.
Bai Qiao didn't seem to have any regrets. He followed the instructions on the webpage and opened the reward. After half an hour, he successfully credited 5 star coins, and lost two fans during the period.
The great magician didn't feel sad about the little ups and downs on his internet celebrity road, he tidied up a bit, and then said to Juzi: "I'll go out for a while."
"Okay." Juzi didn't ask too much. As an AI, in his perception, it's normal for an adult owner to go out.
Bai Qiao changed his clothes, and before going out, he glanced at the pale and slender young man in the mirror, feeling a little awkward, and looked away after one glance.
He couldn't find anything resembling a cloak in the original owner's wardrobe, so he had to let it go.In fact, even though he has stayed in the house for more than a day, he also knows that this place is no longer the magical continent of the Jewel Age. If he insists on dressing like that, it will only attract more attention.
Bai Qiao went out the door, looking at the almost completely unfamiliar scenery around him, he was vaguely at a loss for what to do.
Compared with human beings who like to live together, the orc empire is generally sparsely populated.The world outside the community is... desolate. There are a lot of plants between the buildings, and the area is slightly larger than all kinds of houses.
A car stopped in front of him, seeing that he didn't get into the car, the driver with rabbit ears widened his eyes and asked him, "Aren't you going?"
Only then did he realize that there was a sign where he was standing, which said the bus stop.
According to the original owner's memory, Bai Qiao got into the car and said, "Go to the cemetery."
The rabbit driver gave him a sympathetic look.
Going to the cemetery is for the original owner of this body, that poor child.
Bai Qiao felt that he had nothing to sympathize with.
That child has no familiar friends, and after being replaced by himself, no one will be suspicious.The only related orange is the robot, who has no knowledge of the word 'traversal' in his chip.In the face of the owner's sudden personality change, the robot will establish a set of self-consistent logic for itself.
In short, the traces of the person 'Bai Qiao''s life have completely disappeared in this world.
Rebirth was not what he wanted, but Baiqiao felt that he should do something, not only for this child, but also for himself.
Because of the catastrophe 4000 years ago, the Magic Continent had a habit of leaving no remains of the dead as much as possible to prevent the dead from turning into undead. Chance to do something next.
He plans to add a name to Xiaobaiqiao on the public tombstone, not to save money, but because public tombstones are often worshiped so that he will not be too lonely.
The public tombstone is also a product of the catastrophe. There is no time for funerals, and there are no extra resources to make tombstones and coffins. People choose to engrave the names of the deceased together - on a huge stone tablet, this is the public tombstone.
Bai Qiao declined the help of the staff, walked to the stone tablet with tools, and carved the name Ke in the 4000-year-old Magic Continental language.
His name comes from Elvish and means star.
After engraving, he put down the tools in his hand and looked at the handwriting that merged with the name next to him. He felt that he had let go of something.
He came out today not only for this matter, he also wanted to look at tools such as energy stones, buy some and draw magic circles for sale.
Even though Old Antique Baiqiao looked down on the attitude of young people in the Interstellar Era towards magic, he still had to admit that in the Interstellar Era, people's use of magic has improved much more than in the Gem Era.
Not to mention the holographic network and flat network, there are many magical products in his humble little house.Like lamps, and a stove in the kitchen, which was unimaginable in the jewel era.
He decided to dig out the original owner's textbook.
There is an entire floor of the shopping mall here selling special items for magic, Bai Qiao looked at it, only indifference remained on his face.
There is no other reason, you can't afford it, you can't afford it.
A piece of energy stone is enough to support all the electrical appliances in the house for two months, 300 star coins.The magic circle he wants to make costs at least five yuan.
Red Bird Quill Pen, an entry-level drawing pen, 299 star coins.Oh, he originally had a pen left by the original owner at home, the fork was skimmed and the hair was falling out, and it was about to be scrapped after he finished installing the pen that earned 5 stars.
There are others, the cheapest, more than 200 more than 300 more than 200 more than 300...
He couldn't help but miss the small shop in front of his alma mater.
'The bastard boss is eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and debts, and took his sister-in-law away!The original price is more than 200 or more than 300 things, all 20 stones, all 20 stones...'
Although I don't know why the boss has been running for several years and they haven't sold out the goods, but the store is really cheap and good.
Baiqiao's slender, beautiful appearance and indifferent face paralyzed face are still worth seeing together. Several little cat-like orc girls whispered together, and one of them shook his ears and said, "Little elf, good!" It’s cute, I’ll definitely give him a discount if he comes to buy things.”
"Here we come." Another girl said, "Xiao Ning, come on."
So what Baiqiao saw was a feline orc looking at him with a pair of big eyes.
Bai Qiao almost took a step back in fright.
This is the fear engraved in the genes. What is the prototype of the elf? It is small and can fly. Cats like it the most.
He coughed and said, "I want to buy some parchment."
"Which one do you want?" Cat girl introduced enthusiastically: "Weita and Luzhi are both selling well."
Baiqiao didn't know what brand it was, so he had to ask Miss Cat to take out the paper and try it out.
So the cat girl gave him several different brands of paper and a quill.
As a great magician, Baiqiao knows very well that the most important thing for parchment is its ability to enchant, and ordinary paper cannot be used as a carrier for magic circles.
Body, because the magic power will be lost quickly.So in order to test this point, he casually spent a small Mingguang rune.
Runes are much simpler than magic circles. Magic circles can be drawn on paper or placed on the ground with other media. Runes are different, they can only be drawn on paper, and most of them are disposable.
After drawing it, he poked it for a long time, compared the brightness of the two runes, and finally decided to buy the parchment of the green plant.
Who knew that when he raised his head, he saw the girl looking at him excitedly.
"You are amazing, can you draw another fire rune for me? I can give you a gift." The cat girl's eyes sparkled.
Bai Qiao didn't know how to refuse, since it wasn't a big deal anyway, so he just drew it casually.As a result, the cat girl was very enthusiastic. He only bought 30 pieces of parchment, but the cat girl gave him a trial set of drawing tools.
Of course he didn't know what the cat girl was up to.
Even though many magicians considered the parameter changes caused by jumps when designing runes, when the parameters really changed, it still had some impact on the runes.For example, the brightness of the most common bright light runes on the market has changed from 14q to 7q, which is directly reduced by half.
The cat girl is a student, and she came to work during the holidays.
Of course there is homework during the holidays. What they need to do is to recalculate and experiment to find out the parameters of the bright light rune with a brightness above 8. This is a big project.
Now I met a white bridge and drew the rune directly, the brightness is about 10!
What is this, the answer!Isn't it not easy to reverse the runes to get the data!
"Little ones!" After Baiqiao left, the cat girl sent a message in the group: "My lord has found the answer to the magic class homework! When the school starts, the dogs in the next class will know that they want to What a stupid idea to go against cats and dogs!"
However, no matter where they are located, the great magician will not be a nanny for the poor and violent orcs.
In brackets, if Bai Qiao said the above sentence now, he would probably die.
"I refuse." With a dark face, Baiqiao took the flat network terminal from Juzi, and was about to delete the email, but Juzi stopped him.
"Dear Jojo." Tangerine said, "Before you get wayward, we should discuss this issue."
"You only have less than [-] star coins in savings now, and next month's rent will be [-]. If you choose a job that only requires no social interaction, the Internet celebrity who met the threshold yesterday is a good choice, but Obviously, you can't do it very well."
This robot, which is only the size of a kettle, looked at his master and best friend with serious eyes.Orange is not a very advanced AI. Although he looks very emotional, in fact, most of his mischievous or mean-spirited ways of speaking come from the settings of the program. In essence, he is still a rational robot.
Orange said: "Then you have to choose to go out to work. If this is the case, what is not satisfactory about this invitation? It includes food and housing, and the salary is high enough. Even if you really don't like it, as a temporary transition It's also a good choice."
Bai Qiao was moved by his words.
In fact, Baiqiao now has very few chips in his hand.
The original owner was an introverted child with mediocre qualifications and mediocre grades. He had nothing but a diploma from a second-rate university and a third-rate major.In the 30-odd hours since he came to this world, although Baiqiao seemed busy and did a lot of things, his integration with this era is actually almost negligible.
He is like a toddler, pulling out a bit of knowledge necessary for survival from the memory of the original owner, and then doing it mechanically-frankly speaking, he has not yet had fun switching to the most flat network, let alone the holographic network and real world.
Even if he has a wealth of knowledge, at least for now, he hasn't figured out how to turn knowledge into money.
Tangerine is right, this invitation is a good springboard.
Seeing that he was no longer firmly refusing, Orange clicked on the details page of the job invitation.
Work location: Tianyu Entertainment Company, Chengfeng District, Planet MH-2601
Working hours: [-] am to [-] pm
Job Description: Orc Kindergarten Assistant Teacher
Remarks: Please reply by next Monday at the latest
The job was offered to the original owner of the body, who had just completed an interview before the poor kid fell ill and left.
Under Orange's earnest gaze, Baiqiao clicked OK.
Tangerine finally breathed a sigh of relief.
After confirming, a follow-up message pops up in the email: Please contact Qi Jia, the head of the personnel department, before next Monday (June 6) to go through the entry procedures.
"Very good," said Orange, "Jojo, congratulations on taking the first step towards society."
"Thank you." Bai Qiao said.He clicked on the homepage he just registered yesterday, and found that because he was reposted by an internet celebrity yesterday, and he led a battle, the number of fans had risen to about [-].
He fiddled with the page for a long time, and suddenly said: "I found..."
Tangerine: "Huh?"
"I found out that I wasn't tipped yesterday because I didn't open the tipping page."
If Tangerine had an expression, she would definitely be in a state of embarrassment now.
Bai Qiao didn't seem to have any regrets. He followed the instructions on the webpage and opened the reward. After half an hour, he successfully credited 5 star coins, and lost two fans during the period.
The great magician didn't feel sad about the little ups and downs on his internet celebrity road, he tidied up a bit, and then said to Juzi: "I'll go out for a while."
"Okay." Juzi didn't ask too much. As an AI, in his perception, it's normal for an adult owner to go out.
Bai Qiao changed his clothes, and before going out, he glanced at the pale and slender young man in the mirror, feeling a little awkward, and looked away after one glance.
He couldn't find anything resembling a cloak in the original owner's wardrobe, so he had to let it go.In fact, even though he has stayed in the house for more than a day, he also knows that this place is no longer the magical continent of the Jewel Age. If he insists on dressing like that, it will only attract more attention.
Bai Qiao went out the door, looking at the almost completely unfamiliar scenery around him, he was vaguely at a loss for what to do.
Compared with human beings who like to live together, the orc empire is generally sparsely populated.The world outside the community is... desolate. There are a lot of plants between the buildings, and the area is slightly larger than all kinds of houses.
A car stopped in front of him, seeing that he didn't get into the car, the driver with rabbit ears widened his eyes and asked him, "Aren't you going?"
Only then did he realize that there was a sign where he was standing, which said the bus stop.
According to the original owner's memory, Bai Qiao got into the car and said, "Go to the cemetery."
The rabbit driver gave him a sympathetic look.
Going to the cemetery is for the original owner of this body, that poor child.
Bai Qiao felt that he had nothing to sympathize with.
That child has no familiar friends, and after being replaced by himself, no one will be suspicious.The only related orange is the robot, who has no knowledge of the word 'traversal' in his chip.In the face of the owner's sudden personality change, the robot will establish a set of self-consistent logic for itself.
In short, the traces of the person 'Bai Qiao''s life have completely disappeared in this world.
Rebirth was not what he wanted, but Baiqiao felt that he should do something, not only for this child, but also for himself.
Because of the catastrophe 4000 years ago, the Magic Continent had a habit of leaving no remains of the dead as much as possible to prevent the dead from turning into undead. Chance to do something next.
He plans to add a name to Xiaobaiqiao on the public tombstone, not to save money, but because public tombstones are often worshiped so that he will not be too lonely.
The public tombstone is also a product of the catastrophe. There is no time for funerals, and there are no extra resources to make tombstones and coffins. People choose to engrave the names of the deceased together - on a huge stone tablet, this is the public tombstone.
Bai Qiao declined the help of the staff, walked to the stone tablet with tools, and carved the name Ke in the 4000-year-old Magic Continental language.
His name comes from Elvish and means star.
After engraving, he put down the tools in his hand and looked at the handwriting that merged with the name next to him. He felt that he had let go of something.
He came out today not only for this matter, he also wanted to look at tools such as energy stones, buy some and draw magic circles for sale.
Even though Old Antique Baiqiao looked down on the attitude of young people in the Interstellar Era towards magic, he still had to admit that in the Interstellar Era, people's use of magic has improved much more than in the Gem Era.
Not to mention the holographic network and flat network, there are many magical products in his humble little house.Like lamps, and a stove in the kitchen, which was unimaginable in the jewel era.
He decided to dig out the original owner's textbook.
There is an entire floor of the shopping mall here selling special items for magic, Bai Qiao looked at it, only indifference remained on his face.
There is no other reason, you can't afford it, you can't afford it.
A piece of energy stone is enough to support all the electrical appliances in the house for two months, 300 star coins.The magic circle he wants to make costs at least five yuan.
Red Bird Quill Pen, an entry-level drawing pen, 299 star coins.Oh, he originally had a pen left by the original owner at home, the fork was skimmed and the hair was falling out, and it was about to be scrapped after he finished installing the pen that earned 5 stars.
There are others, the cheapest, more than 200 more than 300 more than 200 more than 300...
He couldn't help but miss the small shop in front of his alma mater.
'The bastard boss is eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and debts, and took his sister-in-law away!The original price is more than 200 or more than 300 things, all 20 stones, all 20 stones...'
Although I don't know why the boss has been running for several years and they haven't sold out the goods, but the store is really cheap and good.
Baiqiao's slender, beautiful appearance and indifferent face paralyzed face are still worth seeing together. Several little cat-like orc girls whispered together, and one of them shook his ears and said, "Little elf, good!" It’s cute, I’ll definitely give him a discount if he comes to buy things.”
"Here we come." Another girl said, "Xiao Ning, come on."
So what Baiqiao saw was a feline orc looking at him with a pair of big eyes.
Bai Qiao almost took a step back in fright.
This is the fear engraved in the genes. What is the prototype of the elf? It is small and can fly. Cats like it the most.
He coughed and said, "I want to buy some parchment."
"Which one do you want?" Cat girl introduced enthusiastically: "Weita and Luzhi are both selling well."
Baiqiao didn't know what brand it was, so he had to ask Miss Cat to take out the paper and try it out.
So the cat girl gave him several different brands of paper and a quill.
As a great magician, Baiqiao knows very well that the most important thing for parchment is its ability to enchant, and ordinary paper cannot be used as a carrier for magic circles.
Body, because the magic power will be lost quickly.So in order to test this point, he casually spent a small Mingguang rune.
Runes are much simpler than magic circles. Magic circles can be drawn on paper or placed on the ground with other media. Runes are different, they can only be drawn on paper, and most of them are disposable.
After drawing it, he poked it for a long time, compared the brightness of the two runes, and finally decided to buy the parchment of the green plant.
Who knew that when he raised his head, he saw the girl looking at him excitedly.
"You are amazing, can you draw another fire rune for me? I can give you a gift." The cat girl's eyes sparkled.
Bai Qiao didn't know how to refuse, since it wasn't a big deal anyway, so he just drew it casually.As a result, the cat girl was very enthusiastic. He only bought 30 pieces of parchment, but the cat girl gave him a trial set of drawing tools.
Of course he didn't know what the cat girl was up to.
Even though many magicians considered the parameter changes caused by jumps when designing runes, when the parameters really changed, it still had some impact on the runes.For example, the brightness of the most common bright light runes on the market has changed from 14q to 7q, which is directly reduced by half.
The cat girl is a student, and she came to work during the holidays.
Of course there is homework during the holidays. What they need to do is to recalculate and experiment to find out the parameters of the bright light rune with a brightness above 8. This is a big project.
Now I met a white bridge and drew the rune directly, the brightness is about 10!
What is this, the answer!Isn't it not easy to reverse the runes to get the data!
"Little ones!" After Baiqiao left, the cat girl sent a message in the group: "My lord has found the answer to the magic class homework! When the school starts, the dogs in the next class will know that they want to What a stupid idea to go against cats and dogs!"
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