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The doorbell rang, and Snape motioned Harry not to move, and he went to open the door.

Snape, who was thinking about the oven, hurriedly scanned the small video in front of the door. It was a courier at the door.

The door opened, and the courier was gone, and it turned into cowhide boots with tassels, dark-colored but washed-white jeans, bunt, blond hair and blue eyes, and a naughty but unrestrained smile. The classic western cowboy who often appears in movies is flaunting his head in front of the door.

"Crack" the door was closed again. [It must be my posture to open the door is wrong] As Snape, who has lived in England for most of his life, even if he has not become a British gentleman, he will not like fanatical American cowboys.

The cowboy started knocking on the door, as if Snape was going to knock forever if he didn't answer.But he didn't know that he was more patient than Snape as a double agent, and he had no chance of winning.

But the door was still open.Snape didn't want the knock on the door to disturb the two of them who were basking in the sun.

"What's the matter?" Snape, with an ignorant Muggle face, hurriedly explained the reason, otherwise Avada would serve him.

The young cowboy shrank his head, why was there a chill. "Congratulations! Mr. Snape, congratulations on winning the lottery!" The young man pointed to the decorative medal on his chest with a professional sense. If you look seriously, the medal is engraved with "Bein Shopping Website Mother and Child Channel" few words.It turned out that the unknown creature dressed as a cowboy was actually a courier. [I thought it was a Muggle hospital that didn't close the door properly] And because the door was open and you couldn't see the back, there was an advertisement for a shopping website written on the back.

These seemingly familiar words finally reminded Snape that he had visited this website a few days ago when he was learning to surf the Internet.But what the heck, Snape couldn't figure out what it had to do with the transvestite in front of him.

Snape, who was new to the Internet, naturally didn't know that he had already completed a shopping by mistake.He just registered an account according to the tutorial.But this website is doing easy shopping, just one click, all done, no cumbersome payment confirmation at all.The old-fashioned Snape, who was hit by the new technology, finally understood what was going on under the explanation of the courier boy.

"So I'll just sign it now." Snape looked at the cardboard box he had just ignored.

"Yes, Mr. Snape." The courier boy who was exhausted by the question and answer just now replied nervously.I don't know why, it seems that when I was back in middle school, I was asked by a serious math teacher and I couldn't answer it myself. "Just sign and confirm here."

Snape wrote down his name, and the courier boy thanked him and ran away with his tail between his legs.

Then he came back weeping without tears.

"What else?"

"Mr. Snape, congratulations on winning the lottery in this shopping. In addition to the quantity of goods X2, you will also get a super gift bag of love provided by Du Lei Lei, which contains 5 bottles of 220ml fruit-flavored lubricant ♂♂ Potion, easy to carry, to meet the needs of you and your lover anytime, anywhere; set of 5 cosmic monster series, hot desert series..." The express boy who returned again recited it as a routine, but his voice was still in the snake king who I can't go on with the eyes of seeing who will die. As an ace courier, I resolutely chose between my own life and professional cultivation, my life. _(:зゝ∠)_

But just because of that damned professionalism, when he closed his mouth, he opened a small pistol very smoothly.

Ribbons of colored paper and gold dust like stars exploded over Snape's head.For a while, the brake looks good.

The courier boy watched the ribbon fall on the head of the customer named Mr. Snape who was actually a big devil, and for the first time had the urge to resign.Call me cheap_(:зゝ∠)_

Time seemed to stop at once, only embarrassment spread.In fact, it was just the delivery boy, and Snape was about to draw out his wand.Even if Snape was an idiot, he knew what lubricant was.

It was too late to say it, and then I saw the courier brother: "Hi~o(*￣▽￣*)ブ" It turned out that Harry saw that Snape hadn't come back, and came out with the little prince in his arms. [1138]

"Are you shopping online?" He was very familiar with the practices of online merchants and had more experience in life. For a while, he felt that his posture of leaning out must be wrong, otherwise how could he see Snape online shopping.

And then he saw the gold dust in Snape's hair and that dark face that couldn't hide the embarrassment. [Harry, you are the best, you must hold back your laughter at this time]

"Bought something for the little prince." Snape, who thought he would not speak, actually admitted, with an understatement tone, as if he should do such a thing as a matter of course.

Under Harry's gaze, Snape, who exudes "Don't mess with me", took the big gift package from the courier brother, as if this is not a shameful thing but a part of the product.Put the big gift bag on top of the big cardboard box, frowning and looking at the courier brother, the death light of the snake king conveys the message why you still don't leave.For some reason, Snape didn't want to let Harry know about the oolong just now, such a subtle man's self-esteem.

The younger brother who knows the times and is a hero quickly rolled away.

"...It's pretty good." Harry didn't know what to say at this time, he unnaturally dropped such a sentence, hugged the little prince and went back to sunbathe.He thought, he never imagined that one day an old antique like Snape would be able to shop online, let alone that he would praise him one day.If the critters in Hogwarts knew about it, their jaws would drop.

After Harry left, Snape's body became less stiff.

The rigid and unprovocative Snape's first reaction to the additional gift package was to throw a blind eye, but he couldn't implement it because of the presence of Muggles.Then Harry came out again, and Shenying Wufeng hadn't been cleaned up. If someone saw some scented plastic strips cut into pieces, it would be too beautiful to imagine.

Snape, who had been making small moves under Voldemort, experienced for the first time the feeling of ordinary students sneaking under the teacher to avoid being discovered.

Now that Harry left, Snape, who had only had sex with Harry from the neck down, looked at this big gift bag and suddenly didn't want to give it a shadow.I secretly looked at this gift bag, which is now only tied with a big blue bow and wrapped in light blue twill wrapping paper, so that I can’t see anything inside from the outside. When I moved my finger, I don’t know what was going on. It was shrunk down by Snape and stored in his pocket.

Closing the door and walking back to the kitchen, ignoring the larger than usual cardboard box in his arms, Snape remained calm.

"What did you buy?" Harry was not in a hurry to sunbathe the little prince now.Once he walked into the room, he was very curious about what Snape.com had bought.Know that curiosity can kill not only cats, but also lions.

Looking at Harry wandering outside the kitchen with the little prince in his arms, Snape suddenly felt grateful for the big gift bag just now.

"Lelejia's rice cereal for infants and young children, Bein's milk powder..." Opening the carton, Snape took out the items one by one, and casually read out the names.

Harry nodded secretly in his heart, they were all used normally.Then he looked at the rice paste jar in a conspicuous place in the kitchen. The volume of the translucent glass jar was now less than one-third, and the point was that he hadn't noticed it yet.Harry felt guilty again.

It seems that after the kitchen is no longer in Snape's restricted area, he doesn't care about many things, but Snape fills them all up, although at the beginning there will be things like buying the wrong things or the size and capacity (Harry had secretly seen deal with the evidence through Snape).

And now Snape wasn't just in charge of the kitchen!Look at that diaper and drool pocket!Snape is about to invade the rhythm of the general trend, the key point is that he still can't say it's bad.

"Well, the purchase is pretty good, and it's quite complete. Then, just put them in their places." Harry said this sentence as if casually.You must know that he didn't want to live and communicate with Snape at home like this, as if they knew each other very well.Had Snape forgotten how much he had been against him at school!Now it's so, so... Harry couldn't think of an adjective to describe the current atmosphere, but he knew that he didn't dislike it, but just because he didn't dislike it didn't mean he liked it.The entangled savior was doing the last struggle that everyone knew, and walked towards the window a little evasively.

So Snape went back stiff again, but he had to make a body that I didn't care about, and then he really relaxed.

With leaving the wizarding world, besides the original feelings of remorse, other emotions now re-established in Snape's heart, taking root and sprouting, like assorted chocolates.

Although you never know what the next one will be.

But always looking forward to tasting the next one.

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