[HP] bat
Chapter 32 [Morning Sickness·Rules for Beloved Wife]
【Chapter 32】
"In the early stages of pregnancy, mothers-to-be will have mild or severe early pregnancy reactions and other special circumstances. For you who have upgraded to a father-to-be, you must not be idle at this time! Your wife needs you to share with him joy and worry, life and spirit. We need your support and understanding.”
Snape: What the hell is this stupid book about!He suddenly remembered that Harry Potter was still pregnant and went to fight the dementors!
Merlin's balls!
--------
Snape stared intently at the brat in front of him, as if trying to see a flower in Harry's face.
Harry squirmed a little awkwardly in his seat, painfully enduring Snape's gaze.God!Why is the old bat a pole man!
Snape was sure and affirmed at once that this was the savior born in Gryffindor with his head knotted, and then his head exploded like a firework, bang——.
The not-so-young Death Eater never expected to meet Harry Potter here!Merlin's lace stockings!
This daring brat!Does he know that he is not yet an adult!Snape felt his temples ache, this unreasonable world.
Facing Harry, the tall man quickly took out his wand without any hesitation, and read aloud - "Swoon".
Then the magical light hit the third creature in the boat.The less advanced but absolutely effective spell that had knocked the fat gray mouse over the side of the boat - the Animagus - was Peter Pedillo.The most cowardly Death Eater had been hiding in the shadow of the boat just now, and he didn't know if he saw Harry's face or not.
Harry knew that he was not the target of the curse when Snape shot it, but he didn't expect that there were other people on board at first - no matter how fat the mouse was, it was not that big.Now Harry looked at the traitor with disgust.
Then Snape kicked the stiff mouse further into the boat with his long feet.
Of course, before this, the prudent man did not forget-"Forget nothing".
"Unexpectedly, I thought you would choose to knock me down, Professor Snape." He said almost provocatively.He admitted that his anger was provoked after seeing Pettigrew.Anyway, appearing here, pretending to be harmless would be an insult to the IQ of the two of them as human beings—Which Virgin White Lotus would take the initiative to go to the darkest place in the wizarding world—he didn’t even have the mind to influence dementors or death eaters .
"However, I don't know when you changed your job at Hogwarts and became a boatman going to Azkaban." The young man spoke in a correct tone, but Snape saw Slater in it forest style.
"Hmph, what about our great savior, why did he also appear here, poorly staying on this dilapidated ship with his Potions teacher." Snape was taken aback, but quickly countered.
The two people on the boat stopped talking. It was really unexpected that the other party appeared here, not to mention that the two of them going to Azkaban were not so easy to talk about.Both sides looked at each other unwilling to show weakness, neither wanted to speak first and neither wanted to lose momentum first.
Snape himself was really confused at this moment, what should he say?Voldemort or Azkaban, Death Eaters or Malfoy?Forget it, this is worse than a heroine appearing in a TV series. [=w=The Forgotten Professor is too pure to be pure British! ]
The reason why he appeared here was just because he went to fetch the cup a few days ago, but he carried six of them, and all six of them met the requirements when he returned, but none of them were the ones requested by that person!It was only then that Merlin knew where the lunatic woman who had a crush on that man hid the cup that he gave her!That would probably be regarded as a "proof of love". Everyone knew that she wanted to climb that bed and was going crazy.
Then that person who was in a very happy mood gave him a heart-breaking.Snape recalled and sneered.In the end, he even sent that dirty mouse to his side to help him—it was said to be help, but everyone knew what was going on!
Then, he was actually asked to go to Azkaban to "interrogate" those lunatics—especially Bellatrix Lestrange!What is that cup that he attaches so much importance to?Snape thought of those eyes, redder with emotion.
But could that tell this Potter?Even Pedilu's brain knows the answer is no!
As for Harry, he has too many secrets, how can you ask him to speak—but to a certain extent, he and Snape came here for the same purpose.
On the swaying boat, the hard-working Death Eaters who never had the ability to "adjust the atmosphere" could only continue to release air-conditioning.And in such a stiff atmosphere, Harry's complexion got worse and worse.
Finally, in an imminent situation, the black-haired boy spoke first.
"Wow--"
The boy wearing a cloak that looked even thinner in the wind turned his head and spat out the filth in his mouth. At first the boy was able to maintain a standing posture, but later on he didn't even have the strength to stand up - he was lying on his stomach The boat vomited desperately.A small human being is in more distress than a kitten that has just been fished out of the water.
There was a strange smell in the air.
Snape frowned, and then silently looked at Potter who had just "disagreed with him and was about to fight" just now and said - even a little dark in his heart - when will that brat's aura be able to compete with him? up.
But then the potions master realized that something was wrong, even if he was seasick, he wouldn't vomit like this - Potter almost vomited out his internal organs.
The conscience that was gone when he faced Potter raised his head a little, but then he found that the life practical magic he had cast on Potter as a favor, antiemetic, was actually useless!So household magic is unreliable.
Not only did Potter in front of him vomit tears, but Snape even noticed that the boy who was vomiting with his life seemed to be out of breath - Potter's chest was contracting rapidly and abnormally.
Hehe, is this the rhythm for him to say to Dumbledore-"What a pity, your savior died of vomiting".
What a joke!But such a ridiculous way of dying now seems to be really possible!
The man was in a dilemma, thinking whether to knock Potter unconscious or reach out to help him pat his back. The spell didn't work, and he only remembered that his mother did it for him who was also vomiting when he was a child.
Fortunately, just as he was about to reach out his hand, the horrible vomiting finally stopped.
Harry took out his handkerchief to wipe his mouth. He leaned weakly on the deck of the boat, staring at the desperate man in front of him.Coupled with the teardrops still hanging from the corners of the eyes, the curled eyelashes, the slightly seductive eyes, and the red lips from wiping the mouth, it can also be called a weak willow, Yingfeng, and pitiful— —The premise is to ignore that strange smell.
Snape felt the sharp eyes flying towards him, and Potter seemed to blame him?Why!
Nonsense, because you are the culprit, Harry thought to himself.Who knows, it's just that I didn't get along with this man for a few days, and this time I met him suddenly, and he didn't say anything, the one in his stomach started to celebrate first.Hello!I am the one who gave birth to you and raised you!You stupid thing who can't recognize the big bad wolf.
The little prince: I just want my father to brush off his presence~
Harry Pregnancy Syndrome Outbreak Potter looked dissatisfied at Snape's icy face, heh, the stomach is your seed, at this time he selectively forgot that the man in front of him didn't know this fact .
Yes, this shocking vomiting is the legendary morning sickness.
Harry looks thin, but he has a little muscle, and his body has also recuperated—so he feels like throwing up occasionally these days.Just when he lamented how considerate the little prince was, a bolt from the blue came down.Like that old bat, born to sharpen him.
After all, Snape was defeated by Harry's pitifully watery eyes. (Professor's eyes)
Subconsciously, he felt an eerie familiarity about the now emotionally exposed Potter.
The atmosphere was deadlocked again, but now everyone's thoughts are on the sudden situation just now.
The tall man pursed his lips, approaching the boy beside the boat as if reluctantly—Merlin, why can't his mind control his feet—he looked at Potter who was still panting there.He found that his hands didn't obey orders anymore - a warming spell that didn't suit his character fell on Harry.
Harry felt his body warm in the cold wind, and glanced at Snape in surprise, only to find that he also seemed surprised by his own behavior—look at his awkwardness, he still doesn't know how wonderful his face is .
The boy's mood was suddenly comforted.
But the fun is yet to come.
The boy sitting on the boat recovering his energy suddenly felt the approach of a heat source - the unique potion smell on Snape's body was so familiar that Harry recognized it all at once.Snape crouched || body, while cursing his hands for betraying his own thoughts, he reached out and patted Harry on the shoulder - Harry assured Merlin that he could feel the comfort contained in it.
"Are you okay?"
After Snape asked this sentence, both of them had expressions like a bolt from the blue.Especially Snape, he didn't expect how he cast a spell, squatted down, stretched out his hand, and even said such a sentence.
Harry also couldn't believe that the old bat could be so gentle.Is this really an illusion?
The little prince, who has already appeared again, instinctively exudes a regulating spirit wave in Harry's stomach. He likes Harry's father, but he also likes that dark (spiritual body).Don't underestimate this child who inherited the advantages of both parents, um, the fetus, this kind of instinctive mental wave can affect not only Snape, but also Harry.
In this case, Harry heard himself say, "It's all right."Fuck, this kind of weak answer must not be what I said!
"Yeah." Snape said he understood.Then he found that even though he could control his hands and feet, he still stretched out his hands uncontrollably—the second shoulder pat appeared between the two of them.Snape disliked himself in dissatisfaction, of course he didn't know that he was actually more like reaching out to wrap Harry in his arms - he subconsciously felt that his arms were definitely more effective than that warming spell.
Xiaoha, go to the bowl o(*////▽////*)o
And this also caused Snape to always like to hug his Harry after everything was calm and the two were together—he wanted to make up for all the bad things he had done before.Especially in winter, the little prince's other father was more in his arms - as for him, he was driven to the fireplace that Snape's father hated.
The little prince had long since discovered that the two fathers preferred to snuggle up a little away from the fireplace to keep warm.In the eyes of children, there is like a soft little world.
Still, just thinking about the stickiness made him feel like he needed to get closer to the fireplace—he wouldn't admit he was a little jealous.
Whether it is winter or not, please circle your love at the critical moment.
.
.
.
Otherwise, the professor will use blood lessons to tell you how painful it is to not take action when it is time to do so! ! !
The author has something to say:
In fact, the little prince and his future lovers will be more sticky than his fathers =w=
The Little Prince: Stupid author, what are you talking about? The wind is too strong, so I can’t hear you
Edward: Honey, as long as I hear you
"In the early stages of pregnancy, mothers-to-be will have mild or severe early pregnancy reactions and other special circumstances. For you who have upgraded to a father-to-be, you must not be idle at this time! Your wife needs you to share with him joy and worry, life and spirit. We need your support and understanding.”
Snape: What the hell is this stupid book about!He suddenly remembered that Harry Potter was still pregnant and went to fight the dementors!
Merlin's balls!
--------
Snape stared intently at the brat in front of him, as if trying to see a flower in Harry's face.
Harry squirmed a little awkwardly in his seat, painfully enduring Snape's gaze.God!Why is the old bat a pole man!
Snape was sure and affirmed at once that this was the savior born in Gryffindor with his head knotted, and then his head exploded like a firework, bang——.
The not-so-young Death Eater never expected to meet Harry Potter here!Merlin's lace stockings!
This daring brat!Does he know that he is not yet an adult!Snape felt his temples ache, this unreasonable world.
Facing Harry, the tall man quickly took out his wand without any hesitation, and read aloud - "Swoon".
Then the magical light hit the third creature in the boat.The less advanced but absolutely effective spell that had knocked the fat gray mouse over the side of the boat - the Animagus - was Peter Pedillo.The most cowardly Death Eater had been hiding in the shadow of the boat just now, and he didn't know if he saw Harry's face or not.
Harry knew that he was not the target of the curse when Snape shot it, but he didn't expect that there were other people on board at first - no matter how fat the mouse was, it was not that big.Now Harry looked at the traitor with disgust.
Then Snape kicked the stiff mouse further into the boat with his long feet.
Of course, before this, the prudent man did not forget-"Forget nothing".
"Unexpectedly, I thought you would choose to knock me down, Professor Snape." He said almost provocatively.He admitted that his anger was provoked after seeing Pettigrew.Anyway, appearing here, pretending to be harmless would be an insult to the IQ of the two of them as human beings—Which Virgin White Lotus would take the initiative to go to the darkest place in the wizarding world—he didn’t even have the mind to influence dementors or death eaters .
"However, I don't know when you changed your job at Hogwarts and became a boatman going to Azkaban." The young man spoke in a correct tone, but Snape saw Slater in it forest style.
"Hmph, what about our great savior, why did he also appear here, poorly staying on this dilapidated ship with his Potions teacher." Snape was taken aback, but quickly countered.
The two people on the boat stopped talking. It was really unexpected that the other party appeared here, not to mention that the two of them going to Azkaban were not so easy to talk about.Both sides looked at each other unwilling to show weakness, neither wanted to speak first and neither wanted to lose momentum first.
Snape himself was really confused at this moment, what should he say?Voldemort or Azkaban, Death Eaters or Malfoy?Forget it, this is worse than a heroine appearing in a TV series. [=w=The Forgotten Professor is too pure to be pure British! ]
The reason why he appeared here was just because he went to fetch the cup a few days ago, but he carried six of them, and all six of them met the requirements when he returned, but none of them were the ones requested by that person!It was only then that Merlin knew where the lunatic woman who had a crush on that man hid the cup that he gave her!That would probably be regarded as a "proof of love". Everyone knew that she wanted to climb that bed and was going crazy.
Then that person who was in a very happy mood gave him a heart-breaking.Snape recalled and sneered.In the end, he even sent that dirty mouse to his side to help him—it was said to be help, but everyone knew what was going on!
Then, he was actually asked to go to Azkaban to "interrogate" those lunatics—especially Bellatrix Lestrange!What is that cup that he attaches so much importance to?Snape thought of those eyes, redder with emotion.
But could that tell this Potter?Even Pedilu's brain knows the answer is no!
As for Harry, he has too many secrets, how can you ask him to speak—but to a certain extent, he and Snape came here for the same purpose.
On the swaying boat, the hard-working Death Eaters who never had the ability to "adjust the atmosphere" could only continue to release air-conditioning.And in such a stiff atmosphere, Harry's complexion got worse and worse.
Finally, in an imminent situation, the black-haired boy spoke first.
"Wow--"
The boy wearing a cloak that looked even thinner in the wind turned his head and spat out the filth in his mouth. At first the boy was able to maintain a standing posture, but later on he didn't even have the strength to stand up - he was lying on his stomach The boat vomited desperately.A small human being is in more distress than a kitten that has just been fished out of the water.
There was a strange smell in the air.
Snape frowned, and then silently looked at Potter who had just "disagreed with him and was about to fight" just now and said - even a little dark in his heart - when will that brat's aura be able to compete with him? up.
But then the potions master realized that something was wrong, even if he was seasick, he wouldn't vomit like this - Potter almost vomited out his internal organs.
The conscience that was gone when he faced Potter raised his head a little, but then he found that the life practical magic he had cast on Potter as a favor, antiemetic, was actually useless!So household magic is unreliable.
Not only did Potter in front of him vomit tears, but Snape even noticed that the boy who was vomiting with his life seemed to be out of breath - Potter's chest was contracting rapidly and abnormally.
Hehe, is this the rhythm for him to say to Dumbledore-"What a pity, your savior died of vomiting".
What a joke!But such a ridiculous way of dying now seems to be really possible!
The man was in a dilemma, thinking whether to knock Potter unconscious or reach out to help him pat his back. The spell didn't work, and he only remembered that his mother did it for him who was also vomiting when he was a child.
Fortunately, just as he was about to reach out his hand, the horrible vomiting finally stopped.
Harry took out his handkerchief to wipe his mouth. He leaned weakly on the deck of the boat, staring at the desperate man in front of him.Coupled with the teardrops still hanging from the corners of the eyes, the curled eyelashes, the slightly seductive eyes, and the red lips from wiping the mouth, it can also be called a weak willow, Yingfeng, and pitiful— —The premise is to ignore that strange smell.
Snape felt the sharp eyes flying towards him, and Potter seemed to blame him?Why!
Nonsense, because you are the culprit, Harry thought to himself.Who knows, it's just that I didn't get along with this man for a few days, and this time I met him suddenly, and he didn't say anything, the one in his stomach started to celebrate first.Hello!I am the one who gave birth to you and raised you!You stupid thing who can't recognize the big bad wolf.
The little prince: I just want my father to brush off his presence~
Harry Pregnancy Syndrome Outbreak Potter looked dissatisfied at Snape's icy face, heh, the stomach is your seed, at this time he selectively forgot that the man in front of him didn't know this fact .
Yes, this shocking vomiting is the legendary morning sickness.
Harry looks thin, but he has a little muscle, and his body has also recuperated—so he feels like throwing up occasionally these days.Just when he lamented how considerate the little prince was, a bolt from the blue came down.Like that old bat, born to sharpen him.
After all, Snape was defeated by Harry's pitifully watery eyes. (Professor's eyes)
Subconsciously, he felt an eerie familiarity about the now emotionally exposed Potter.
The atmosphere was deadlocked again, but now everyone's thoughts are on the sudden situation just now.
The tall man pursed his lips, approaching the boy beside the boat as if reluctantly—Merlin, why can't his mind control his feet—he looked at Potter who was still panting there.He found that his hands didn't obey orders anymore - a warming spell that didn't suit his character fell on Harry.
Harry felt his body warm in the cold wind, and glanced at Snape in surprise, only to find that he also seemed surprised by his own behavior—look at his awkwardness, he still doesn't know how wonderful his face is .
The boy's mood was suddenly comforted.
But the fun is yet to come.
The boy sitting on the boat recovering his energy suddenly felt the approach of a heat source - the unique potion smell on Snape's body was so familiar that Harry recognized it all at once.Snape crouched || body, while cursing his hands for betraying his own thoughts, he reached out and patted Harry on the shoulder - Harry assured Merlin that he could feel the comfort contained in it.
"Are you okay?"
After Snape asked this sentence, both of them had expressions like a bolt from the blue.Especially Snape, he didn't expect how he cast a spell, squatted down, stretched out his hand, and even said such a sentence.
Harry also couldn't believe that the old bat could be so gentle.Is this really an illusion?
The little prince, who has already appeared again, instinctively exudes a regulating spirit wave in Harry's stomach. He likes Harry's father, but he also likes that dark (spiritual body).Don't underestimate this child who inherited the advantages of both parents, um, the fetus, this kind of instinctive mental wave can affect not only Snape, but also Harry.
In this case, Harry heard himself say, "It's all right."Fuck, this kind of weak answer must not be what I said!
"Yeah." Snape said he understood.Then he found that even though he could control his hands and feet, he still stretched out his hands uncontrollably—the second shoulder pat appeared between the two of them.Snape disliked himself in dissatisfaction, of course he didn't know that he was actually more like reaching out to wrap Harry in his arms - he subconsciously felt that his arms were definitely more effective than that warming spell.
Xiaoha, go to the bowl o(*////▽////*)o
And this also caused Snape to always like to hug his Harry after everything was calm and the two were together—he wanted to make up for all the bad things he had done before.Especially in winter, the little prince's other father was more in his arms - as for him, he was driven to the fireplace that Snape's father hated.
The little prince had long since discovered that the two fathers preferred to snuggle up a little away from the fireplace to keep warm.In the eyes of children, there is like a soft little world.
Still, just thinking about the stickiness made him feel like he needed to get closer to the fireplace—he wouldn't admit he was a little jealous.
Whether it is winter or not, please circle your love at the critical moment.
.
.
.
Otherwise, the professor will use blood lessons to tell you how painful it is to not take action when it is time to do so! ! !
The author has something to say:
In fact, the little prince and his future lovers will be more sticky than his fathers =w=
The Little Prince: Stupid author, what are you talking about? The wind is too strong, so I can’t hear you
Edward: Honey, as long as I hear you
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