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【Chapter 27】

Harry has never figured out how Umbridge was assigned to Slytherin in the first place?

It seems that silly hat really should be washed.

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By the time Professor McGonagall struggled through the layers of human walls to reach the inner circle, poor Professor Umbridge, who was ignored and unwilling to be ignored, had been on the ground for a while.

The divination professor Sybill Tenerauni, who was "confronting" her, was still explaining endlessly-this situation was really not caused by her!

Hagrid didn't even pay attention to that annoying woman on the ground, so Umbridge could only continue to run on the street.

"Hehe, Officer Umbridge, are you alright? This is what happened." The usually serious Professor McGonagall's tone was full of a rare pretentious tone.

Umbridge: Speechless!

Even though he knew that it was not suitable to put a smile on his face now, but seeing the bullying Hogwarts on the ground who wanted to speak but couldn't speak, the little animal still felt in his heart—it was extremely comfortable to let out a breath of evil.

The dark green gown and pink overcoat contrasted sharply in this small circle of people.The surrounding discussion became louder, and Professor McGonagall unceremoniously cast the basic detection spell she knew in Umbridge's anxious eyes.One—, one—the little animals seemed to hear the sound of time stagnation.

Then serious Professor McGonagall tried to pull a "worried" look on his face, but failed.

"Well, I'm sorry, Officer Umbridge. Forgive me for my lack of knowledge, and I can't find out what the reason is."

At this time, Professor McGonagall thought it was because the students were overwhelmed by Umbridge's burden, so he resisted a little with a prank.Looking at what Umbridge did to the students, it was just a little prank - of course, she usually has to take care of these things, but now, it depends on the situation.

So Umbridge happily missed the first moment when the "cause" was discovered.

Sister Pomfrey finally arrived, long overdue in Umbridge's heart.However, it is regrettable (happy) that the experienced head nurse did not detect it.

Little animals: What a pity! (nice job!)

Because it is a Muggle nerve potion, the potion is not poisonous but has a huge effect - just look at Umbridge who is starting to twitch involuntarily now.Now, even her favorite pink knit jacket and peach red dress, as well as the purple velvet collar, have been turned into dried plums because of her salted fish.

And the farce has come to an end here.

Umbridge had no choice but to send the rest of the staff to Saint-Germont because of Madam Pomfrey.Perhaps the only person in this school who couldn't bear her was Filch, and such a shiny badge was really in line with his taste.Then, Tenelawney, who was lucky enough to escape, returned to Hogwarts with her luggage, but she didn't know whether the position of Divination teacher would return to her or not—Umbridge took out Having received a certificate of dismissal.

And the principal Dumbledore who hired him at the beginning has not yet appeared.

Where is he then?Our Headmaster Dumbledore is finding a clue, a clue that may be related to the Horcrux, so it's really clueless.

Such a farce with twists and turns was relayed by the Ravenclaw student to the partners who had small notes. Everyone said that it was a rare drama of the year-intense conflicts, actors with distinctive personalities, and their favorite unknown heroes. Save the world happy ending - they don't believe a Tenelawyer can beat a pink tortoise.

I believe that in the near future, topics such as who saved Hogwarts, what happened to Umbridge, and how to prevent her from coming back will arouse the desire of most of the kittens to study.

The potions master ignored what was going on outside the window, and he was not one of those long-mouthed housewives.Anyway, the office will let the house elf report later.

What he was most concerned about now was, where did the Gryffindor twins drag that sage Potter?Snape said that what he saw out of the corner of his eye, accidentally, and inadvertently, made him irritated - what are these clueless Gryffindors going to do again!

Maybe, this farce was made by them. [Professor Truth Emperor! ] Thinking of this possibility, Snape suddenly snorted coldly.This frightened a small man who happened to be next to him and almost exploded the cauldron [Did he do something wrong again, Professor Snape's face is so black QAQ].

But even Bobby can't help it, so this thing is fun. [Professor, you really didn't pay attention to the window? ] What the hell—hmph—he dared not be interested.It was fine if he wasn't interested, and Snape further thought that Dumbledore might short-circuit his nerves for a while and ask him to help this woman, Umbridge, make an antidote. , At that time, he would never agree - he said that he did not forget how that woman swaggered into his sacred potions class!

Within a few days, Snape received an official notification from Dumbledore - after he and the sly old fox discussed the issue in the headmaster's office, and the only thing Snape convinced the old headmaster was not to be for Um Rich (illness) does anything.

This annoying notice made him become the substitute teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts class again after the werewolf incident in the third grade—there must be something wrong with Hogwarts' funding chain, is it because Lucius refused to invest money? Otherwise, why is he holding two jobs in one person.He hated the wizarding world without the Workers United!

Although he has to apply for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class every year, it doesn't mean that he likes to stay in this position for free, even if it's only for the ten days until Christmas!He had had enough of those annoying little trolls in Potions class every day.

Besides, the potions master wasn't very happy, and Snape thought there must be a shadow of Potter in this matter.This alone was enough to make the lower limit of Snape's mood constantly refreshed.

Although after this incident, he asked if the savior Potter was him - he used the method of Legilimency.But Snape, who was also a master of spells, could only come to one conclusion - this arrogant savior really mastered the Occlumency technique very well! [gritting teeth]

Oh oh oh, the most regrettable thing is that Snape didn't think that maybe the time he stayed in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class might not be just these ten days.

Here we go back to the scene where Snape sees Harry being pulled away by the Weasley brothers.

Among the crowd watching or admiring Umbridge's difficult tap dance, the twins quickly found Harry Potter, who was submerged in three circles inside and three circles outside.

Ever since their brotherly secret had been discovered by Harry, both men had been a little spooked by the possible consequences they had imagined.

So the speed of research and development this time may not be without this reason.Maybe then Harry and their creditor Potter would keep their secret a little longer - even if it was only after graduation, when they were adults and they could make up their own minds about some things.Because, apart from the different genders of the objects of their relationship, even that identity is a taboo.

However, the Weasley twins, who were fearless and fearless, did not choose to give up after imagining the difficulties they could think of.

But soon, the two brothers seemed to find that they had forgotten one important thing-Harry held their secret in his hands, but they might not have Harry's secret in their hands-the twins cast their fiery eyes on the bottle that had been used for a while. Half the size of the plastic bottle [see Extra Story].

Cough, cough, you have to understand that young people will be too upset and irritable unconsciously, especially the Weasley brothers who have just started eating meat not long ago ╮(￣▽￣”)╭.

It turned out that they could also find Harry in reverse, and the two of them were connected by a short-circuited thinking at this moment.

But when they went to look for Harry, who was now a dragon but couldn't see his end, they found painfully that they couldn't find him.

Twins: Harry, you come out, or we'll tell our little brother Ron that you've always had a crush on him, and that bottle of lube is your Christmas present for him.

It's a pity that such an affectionate call still didn't summon Harry out.

In addition, they are not in the same grade after all, and the progress of the research here cannot be slowed down. The Weasley twins have not managed to catch Harry (more than 10 minutes) until now.So this time they can accurately find Harry and successfully capture it is very rare-they are looking for him for more than one thing.

The three of them came to their secret base—the Response Room on the eighth floor—in an awkward posture (the two tall ones in the front dragged the small one behind).

After entering the door, I didn't know whether it was George or Fred, so I couldn't wait to say: "Harry, what is the last medicine you gave us?" Yes, even the twin brothers who are technicians don't all know the details of this medicine.But they tried the medicine on white mice, and the convulsions were not as severe as Umbridge.

To put it simply, the twins, who are usually just pranks, were frightened by Umbridge's symptoms, and pranks should not be overdone-the two brothers understood this truth at a very young age.

Harry waved his hand indifferently, "It's okay, haven't you guys used that thing before? Even if you overdose, it's only a few days in San Grimando."

The twins are right to think about it.

"Then can you explain to us what this thing is?" With that said, George took out a bottle that Harry was very familiar with - this is also today's big dish - of course, this vial was created by the Weasley Brothers with the Copying Charm Made it, otherwise you let them explain that the contents of the bottle have been used.

Thinking about how my brothers actually silently like this same sex, but these incompetent brothers don't know it, and little Harry doesn't know how many bitter green apples of youth he has swallowed in his heart.The twins, the Great Brain Weasley, unceremoniously magnified his experience a hundred times on Harry.

"Don't be afraid, Harry, you know us too. We just want to talk to you." The accomplice Fred on the side hurriedly slapped his face after his brother (lover!) sang a good face.

The jelly-like liquid in the plastic vial made Harry think of the fact that every time he served himself a plate, Harry couldn't help but look worse-this also made the twins think that their guess was correct.But how did this thing get into the hands of the twins?

"What's this?" Harry quickly regained his composure, and quickly entered the state of playing dumb, and even countered the army. "Is it your new invention? What's the use?"

The twins looked at Harry's "ignorant and ignorant" expression, and wondered if they had misunderstood something, and little Harry didn't know.

Hehe, who are you kidding! ! !Apart from him in Harry's dormitory, where did the other wizarding lion cubs get such a plastic bottle - the wizarding world prefers white crystals - or this kind of "sweet" thing.

"Little Harry, you've learned badly." "Who taught you badly..." [Little Prince: I (proud)] The Weasley brothers (husband and wife!) sang Errenzhuan again.

Looking at these two men who were equivalent to his elder brothers with a headache, Harry could only admit painfully—"Yes, I do like men. I just bought that thing out of curiosity."

"Little Harry, how did you find out that you like men?" Another sharp question.

"Didn't you be interested in Ravenclaw's Qiu Zhang before?" Another Weasley shot aside.

Harry: Can I say I don't know either!

"But there are no women in my dream." Harry said "difficult" and "shy".The twins accepted the reason, looking at the flushed cheeks on Harry's face.

Next, the twins fully proved how well they inherited their genes - from the most basic protective measures to the steps and positions of the so-and-so, the two brothers knew everything and said everything - just like Molly Mum talks about house magic or Arthur's dad talks about Muggles.

No need for identification, it must be his own, thought Harry, whose ears were severely damaged.

Then, the Weasley twins spoke very seriously—"Little Harry—" [Overlap]

"The next time you come to The Burrow for Christmas, we don't mind going to the Muggle world with you. We can also go and see the small shop that sells this. Just take it as a survey for our future shop o(*￣▽ ￣*)o”

"Also, our Christmas presents don't mind you giving such a gift (*￣3￣)╭"

I don't know when the two used the copying spell to copy a bottle again, and now the Weasley twins are shaking the Muggle-like plastic vial in their hands as happily as the tails behind them =. =

"...Okay." Harry's answer was like the pitiful meow of a cat after being bathed.

"However, but we still have to go to Saint-Germont for Christmas." Harry said a request of his own, hmph, is he so easy to manipulate =. = "I promised Neville that I will accompany him to see his parents for Christmas."

"And you guys are worried about Umbridge, you can watch it together." Harry added a "worried" tone.

"...Okay." This time it was the Weasley brothers' turn to agree reluctantly.Really, why did we use the topic of Umbridge in the opening-the twins felt that this performance was an act of shooting themselves in the foot.

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Twins: Which god is Harry going to use this for? Tell us.

Harry: ...damn it's all on me =皮=

The author has something to say:

I have always loved the twins and hated them dying.

They are our role models!