[Comprehensive] The disaster of Uchiha Nanko

It was the next morning when I realized something was wrong with my body.

It was a very special day, and it was rare that there were no noisy voices around, and the quietness was a bit abnormal.It wasn't until the sound of the alarm clock woke her up that Nanzi woke up from her sleep in a daze.

She clearly felt the subtle changes in her body.

The goal is the gray ceiling, the floor is not the familiar tatami, the sound of the alarm clock is very harsh, she pulls out the kunai around her and wants to throw it out, but suddenly finds that the kunai is not by her side, what she throws out is a person like The same thing as the ring, the alarm clock was also killed by one blow.

At the moment the ring was thrown out, the noise from all around came back again, Nanzi got out of bed, leaned over and picked up the ring on the ground.Her strength has been trained countless times to throw kunai before she can have such precise control.However, the current physical condition is really not quite right...

Could it be that this ring has the effect of shielding the voice of the heart?It's interesting. This one seems to be useful in various ways for people with superpowers.

After putting away the ring, she yawned and looked at the mirror beside her, but the moment she looked at the mirror, Nanzi's body froze suddenly.

It was a face that was no longer familiar, exactly the same as his own, the hair color seemed to be darker, the glasses were of poorer taste, and there were two extra things on his head that he didn't know what they were.Most importantly, isn't this the face of Saiki Kusuo! ?

She raised her hand and touched her chest.....very good, it is flat, although hers is not big, but it is not so flat, and it should be a foregone conclusion that there is no need to confirm it, so she really is Swap bodies with yourself in the parallel world! ! ? ?

"Kusuo! Get up! If you don't get up, you will be late!" Saiki Kusuo's mother's voice came from outside the door, and it was no different from his own mother.

"Kusuo Kusuo! I'm going to be late for work! Please help me with superpowers!! Please Kusuo Amen!!"

Well, the extent of my father's uselessness is similar.

Being in the parallel world, Nanzi sent the man to work on time, and when he came back for breakfast, there were all his favorite foods and coffee jelly in front of him.

"Ah, I don't know why, but I always feel that Kusuo is a little silent today!" Mama-kun said.

No, isn't the self in the parallel world silent?He doesn't seem to be a talkative attribute, does he?Or did your mother see something?Or is there a slight gap between the two...

[I'm going to school. ] After breakfast, Nanzi put down the bowl and chopsticks and said.

Try to play the life of [Saiki Kusuo] before you figure out the situation, if you accidentally mess up your own affairs in the parallel world, it will be very troublesome.

Uchiha Nanko, who had such an idea, was completely dumbfounded after coming to the [school] here.

"Yo! Brother, do you want to eat ramen after school!"

This burly man with a double chin in front of him...could it be the beauty of this world! !The voice actor is actually Xiao O Daisuke, what a waste of money!No, the point should be that, no matter how you look at it, girls are better. The men's burning hall is really too shocking.

"Hey, Qi Mu, do you feel... that throbbing power..."

In this world, Hai Teng is also a middle school two as always, and this has not changed.

"Ah, good morning Qi Mu-kun! Qi Mu-kun should cheer up today!" said the girl with a golden halo, accompanied by countless voices [oh hoo] around her.

The female Teruhashi feels more lethal, doesn't even let the girls go... But the female's words seem much more pleasing to the eye.

After rejecting the invitations one by one, Nanzi finally chose to go home alone.To make matters worse, today seems to be a very different day. Friends of Saiki Kusuo seem to be planning a birthday party for Saiki Kusuo—yes, Saiki Kusuo celebrates his birthday today.

The timeline is really different, it's very troublesome now...

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God does not need emotions.

——Ara originally thought so.

A man with long black hair walked by the side of the road, the afternoon sun cast a layer of gentle light on his face carved like a blade, outlining a slender figure, and the wind blew his long hair , vaguely covering those beautiful lavender eyes.

"Wow, look at that man... so handsome!"

"Is it a student from a nearby school? Take a picture and take a picture!"

"He looks like he's waiting for someone? Doesn't he already have a girlfriend?"

There were people coming and going on the street, and the god wearing the clothes of the real people was standing in the crowd, occasionally looking past the passing people, but it soon dimmed down again.

.......not her.

Even after thousands of years, he still couldn't forget the figure of that woman.Beautiful, powerful, like the strongest god in the world.But she said she was just a human...

No, even if she was human, it would be different.That is a purer existence than gods, at least for him.

Huang slightly clenched his hands, as if thinking of something, a bit of forbearance was revealed on those handsome faces, but soon settled down.

"Hey, senior, which school are you from?" asked a few girls passing by.

Presumptuous, do you dare to talk directly to the gods like this?But they don't seem to know their identities, so it's not easy to be misunderstood if they say a few words.

With such thoughts in mind, Huang spoke hesitantly.

"No comment."

"Ah!! He is so handsome!!!"

"Gao Leng's appearance is also very handsome!!!"

...Humans in this world have become really strange.

After dismissing the group of girls, Huang continued to stand there and wait for that person.According to the prophecy, they will indeed meet in this place many years later... Although I don't know if that guy's prophecy is accurate, it seems that it won't hurt me to wait here for a while.

[......Who are you? ]

coming!

His heart seemed to be beating faster gradually, as if it was some kind of soul induction carved into his bones, as long as he got close, he could feel her presence.

But even after thousands of years, will she... still remember him?

[Huang, you are actually here. ] Kusuko came over—to be precise, she should be Kusuo's body now, and she was still a little unaccustomed to it.

"you--"

Countless things I wanted to say seemed to be suppressed at this moment.Huang silently looked at the person in front of him, and after confirming again and again that there was nothing wrong with his soul, he asked hesitantly:

"Are you a man?"

Nanzi:......

"It's okay, even if it's a man, I won't have any thoughts about you."

Nanzi: ...I really want to beat someone up.

"In other words, you exchanged bodies with yourself in the parallel world, so you can't get back your original body?"

After explaining, Huang finally understood, and then fell into thinking.

Although Kusuko can take advantage of Saiki Kusuo's physical transformation, there is still a time limit after all.What's more, it's a little strange that there are two missing on the top and something more on the bottom... But in order to get used to the appearance and not be recognized by acquaintances, Nanzi still changed her appearance.

"If it's just a summoning formation, it's not too difficult for me." Huang pondered,

"But you need a token."

[ token? ]

"It's something on the other party's body." Huang said, "Since you are in a parallel world, you should be able to find it by going to his residence and searching a little bit, right?"

Nanzi thought for a while, and took out a coffee jelly from his pocket.

Huang:.......Yes.

When Huang was making the talisman formation, Nanzi stood aside and looked at him, and suddenly said:

[You have changed a lot. ]

Huang's hand seemed to pause for a moment, he straightened his body, slightly shifted his gaze, and said in a low voice:

"Indeed, it's not the same as before."

I've been through a lot, and it's bound to change over the years.Although I don't know what she is referring to...

[Your private server is good, and the clothes are very good. ] Nanzi said.

Sure enough, the chat feels that they are not on the same channel at all.

"This is fine, then just activate the formation—"

However, just as all this was happening, there was an explosion around without warning, and the white smoke suddenly rose. Nanzi closed her eyes subconsciously, covered her nose and coughed, and when she opened her eyes again, she was shocked. The figure had long since disappeared, and what appeared was [myself] in ninja clothes.

[Ahem cough cough...is that you? ]

The white smoke dissipated, Uchiha Kusuo and Saiki Kusuo looked at each other, and the surroundings were filled with an extremely embarrassing atmosphere for a while.

[you--]

[I--]

It really is a body swap! !Although there seems to be something wrong with the formation, it is good to be able to find someone.It just seems like it's gone....

[I came from Ninja Village. ] Qi Shen♀ explained,

[Did someone stand here just now?He must have been accidentally sucked into your world due to time fluctuations. ]

[.....If this is the case, it should not be a big problem...] Nanzi said after a moment of silence.

[Compared to that, do you want to consider changing clothes?Wearing a ninja suit here seems a bit——]

Indeed, after all, this kind of clothes looks a bit two-dimensional when worn here, especially with forehead wiping and the like, which is a proper Konoha style.

[Go shopping for a dress. ]

——So the agreement was settled in this way.

There are not many clothing stores nearby, but Saiki Kusuo has lived here at least for so long, so he still knows the basic route.When passing by the manga shop, Kusuko actually saw a copy of [Naruto], and the person on the cover seemed to be Naruto... Sure enough, that guy was the protagonist.

After flipping through it for a while, the plot is similar to what Nanzi imagined in her mind. Without her in the book, the development has obviously changed a lot.

For example, the fate of the Uchiha clan, such as the destruction of the Akatsuki organization, Danzo's daily troubles, and Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara... and that hateful Zetsu.

That fellow Itachi actually did something to exterminate the clan, but luckily nothing like that happened in the original world.Nanzi closed the comic book and breathed a sigh of relief.

At least, in her world, nothing bad happened.

[Why don't you go back and change your clothes? ] Nanzi asked.

[If you go back now, it will definitely be an extremely dangerous zone. ] Saiki Kusuo said with a dark face,

[today is my birthday. ]

Nanzi suddenly realized.

This kind of scene is really very familiar, and the few on my side are also in the kind of situation where they will turn their birthday party into a Halloween spoof festival.

After coming to the clothing store, Kusuko very naturally chose a plain and unpretentious dress for Saiki Kusuo. To be precise, she should choose clothes for herself. After all, Saiki Kusuo is using his own body now.

However, there was a little accident in the end.

"Ah, you are twins, you really look alike!" the waiter said with a smile,

"If you want to buy clothes for your sister, you'd better buy a beautiful skirt. Do you want to try this new open-back white gauze skirt? It suits your sister's temperament very well."

...but I refused, that guy's face is almost black as hell, hey! ! !

In the end, of course, I chose a plainer dress and left, although the frog embroidered on it looked really stupid.After leaving the clothing store, both of them seemed to be thinking about it, and finally Nanzi couldn't help but speak in advance.

[Although I'm reluctant, I'd better ask Kongzi for his opinion....]

[Then let me ask Sorasuke too...]

[Then I still have to go back later, and I can't always hang out outside. ] Kusuko looked at Saiki Kusuo and said,

[Your friend seems to have prepared a [surprise] for you. ]

[Because I knew it in advance, so it's not a [surprise], right? ] Saiki Kusuo shook his head.

[Even so, you'll still go back, won't you? ] Nanzi looked at her hands, raised her head,

[After all, they are your friends.I know this best. ]

[After all, one cannot lie to one's own soul. ]

[makes sense. ] Saiki Kusuo pressed his temples, and the two of them arrived at the door of Saiki Kusuo's house at some point, and the moment they opened the door, countless ribbons came out mixed with laughter,

"Happy birthday, Kusuo!"

Even if it is an expected surprise, it is also a kind of surprise.At least the feelings for friends will not deteriorate.

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[So you are here. ]

After avoiding the noisy crowd, Kusuko also came to the roof, sat beside Saiki Kusuo, and looked up at the sky.The sky is completely dark now, but the moon is surprisingly good, and the location of the rooftop is just right, which is the best angle to enjoy the moon.

[Sorasuke has already replied to my message, it seems that it will be able to recover automatically tonight, it seems to be a rare situation where super powers go out of control. ]

[I also asked Kong Zi, Kong Zi also told me just now. ] Nanzi nodded, [Indeed, there is no need to worry about this. ]

[How do you feel over there? ]

[Are you talking about a sexual turnaround?Sorry, that's a scene I don't want to recall for now...] Saiki Kusuo was silent for a while, and finally said with a dark face.

...Looks like you've been hit hard, Kusuo.

[The moonlight is beautiful. ] Saiki Kusuo raised his head, looked at the moon that was as gentle as a jade plate, and said:

[Yes. ] Nanzi closed her eyes, put her hands behind her head,

[I don’t know when will I see such a scene next time? ]

[Well... Anyway, happy birthday.Although I didn’t prepare a gift in advance, but if you have anything you want, I can also consider it——]

[No. ] Saiki Kusuo said, but inadvertently mixed some smiles in his tone, Kusuko looked at each other subconsciously, but found that the bodies of the two suddenly changed at some point, and she had already returned to her own body .

[Gift, I have already received it. ]

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At the beginning, Nanzi took away the ring that could shield her voice!Rounding up they are married! (bushi)

Anyway, it's the last episode!It's really over! !

Thank you for your likes, see you next time!!

Finally, I would like to publicize the second speech that will be opened on December 12:

[Comprehensive] Weekly Guide to Love

[2019.12.6 Opening]

Recently, you discovered a very scary thing, and your brother's mind suddenly went crazy.

The originally gentle and meek elder brother suddenly changed into the second disease overnight, and his two eyes turned into different-colored energy-gathering rings, saying "I will not let people who hinder me even my parents"...

There is definitely something wrong with this!!

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·The heroine is a standard otaku + ultimate brother control, with superb cooking skills (the only skill).

·All missions share the same world view, a total of five copies, after completing all missions, you can get the reward of [fulfilling any wish].

·Comprehensive is probably Black Basket, Tricky Ghost, Net King, Wen Ye (advance according to the copy)

·The copywriting is useless, forgive the stupid author(.)