[Comprehensive] The disaster of Uchiha Nanko

When Osamu Dazai is happy, there must be no good things.This is presumably some kind of theorem.

When Nakahara Chuya and Uchiha Nanko watched the brown-haired boy happily bouncing around on the pillar, they both had the urge to throw him off the top.

"So what are we going to do here!" Probably finally couldn't stand it anymore, Zhongyuan Zhong also said violently:

"Of course I'm going to investigate~ Can't you see it? Well, although I said I'm going to take you to a nice place, this place just happens to be on the way, so I can just do a little research."

Osamu Dazai jumped directly from the height and landed like a crow.

"I'm going to ask someone who witnessed the explosion at close range to ask for information. There was another explosion a week ago. Although the former leader did not appear this time, the cause has something to do with the incident we are investigating. We Just to find the survivors of the explosion."

"Survivor, does that mean someone died?" Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows slightly.

"That's right, the dead are the group of port mafia you hate the most. Those who survived are all supernatural beings." Dazai Osamu looked sideways, looked at Nakahara Chuya standing behind him, and said in a flat tone.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also slightly taken aback.

[Are you going to find Lan Tang? ] Probably because he found the atmosphere a little awkward, Nanzi naturally took over the conversation.

"The answer is correct. It is indeed Mr. Rantang." Osamu Dazai smiled.

"Speaking of which, Nanzi, what is that on your back? I haven't seen it before."

Probably because he didn't want to talk to that guy Dazai, Nakahara Chuya took the lead to ask. Kusuko was slightly taken aback, and suddenly remembered...it seemed that he had never opened that cloth bag.

At that time, Kusuo didn't pay much attention when he took the cloth bag from Kusuo Saiki's hand, and he didn't pay attention to a series of things in Hong Kong before.Only now did I realize that I hadn't had time to open the cloth bag and take a serious look at it.

However, because of perspective, Nanzi roughly knew it was a sword when he took it.But after Chuya said that, a little curiosity surged in her heart.

[Let me open it and have a look. ]

However, just when Nanzi was about to open the cloth bag, there was a sudden explosion, and the three of them raised their heads at the same time, and thick smoke floated out from not far away.

"It seems that someone else got there first." Osamu Dazai's expression darkened.

[I will save people first. ] After Kusuko finished speaking, she disappeared directly in place, leaving Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya staring at each other.However, just a few minutes later, the pink-haired girl fell from the sky, and the princess appeared in front of everyone holding Lan Tang with a confused face.

——The main reason is that Nanzi didn't want Lan Tang to be injured. After all, it would be too miserable to be bombed under heavy siege.Mortal life is still very fragile.

At this time, Lan Tang was still in a state of "who am I, where am I?", and he was still holding a book in his hand, as if he wanted to throw it into the stove in the next second.But before he could throw it out, he was brought to this place by a pink-haired creature that appeared inexplicably.

"Wow! As expected of Kusuko! He easily did what we couldn't do!" Dazai Osamu clapped his hands happily, and there seemed to be something sparkling in Kusuko's eyes.

"Stop saying a few words!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also seemed a little irritable, and his pretty brows were slightly frowned.

[... By the way, can any of you pay attention to Mr. Lantang? ] Obviously he is the protagonist of this story, why is there no sense of existence at all? Hey!

"It's so cold....I'm about to freeze to death..." When Nanzi put Mr. Lan Tang down, the thin, black-haired man hugged his body tightly, and his eyes seemed to gradually become erratic up.So Nanzi handed him a warm baby very thoughtfully.

"Thank you... By the way, why do you have this?" Fortunately, although Lan Tang looked stupid, he was not really stupid, so he asked in confusion.

"Well, it seems that the brain is still awake." Osamu Dazai nodded thoughtfully, "What a terrible crime, Mr. Lan Tang."

"...It's just miserable...why am I so unlucky..."

Mr. Lantang seemed to want to lock his whole body into the hot water bag, and kept shaking.Probably because he looked so miserable, Nanzi slightly adjusted the temperature around Lantang, and this guy looked a little better.

"Speaking of.... Is it really okay for us to negotiate here directly regardless of the raiders around us?" Nakahara Chuya said in a low voice while looking behind him vigilantly.

"Relax, since Kusuko has taken over Lantang, then the matter over there must have been resolved, right?" Dazai Osamu looked at Uchiha Kusuko with a smile, and the latter slightly shifted his eyes, pretending Pretend to know nothing and continue fishing.

Of course, Nanzi didn't kill the killer, she just dragged all the GSS people into the monthly reading space, and replayed the scene of Osamu Dazai dancing the hula for 72 hours, which has reached the state of mental pollution. Presumably they will never want to see Osamu Dazai again in this life.Thankfully, she also indirectly protected the weak Mr. Dazai.

"I almost guessed the reason why you were attacked. It's mainly to spread rumors." Osamu Dazai said lightly, "If Mr. Rantang of the Senpai dies in a black explosion, then everyone can deeply feel that [the former leader] ]’s anger.”

"...Then what happened to the black explosion..."

[Using the flame reaction of the sodium lamp, an existence similar to a black flame can be created. ] Nanzi explained.

"Cut, it's just a cheap trick." Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered.

"Then let me sum it up a bit. All in all, did those GSS guys pretend to be Huangba spit to attack this old man in order to make the port mafia fight among themselves?"

"The head coach of GSS is a cold man, and it is rumored that they have some connection with North American [groups]..."

"Oh~ So that's the case." Osamu Dazai nodded thoughtfully,

"Then, tell me what happened when you witnessed Araba vomit in Leibo Street."

As soon as Osamu Dazai finished speaking, Nakahara Chuya and Uchiha Nanko both looked at this guy with a look of "Are you f*cking looking for something to do?"Obviously, using Nanzi's mind-reading skills, he can know what Mr. Lan Tang is thinking, and there is no need to spend time on it.

"Ah.....I seem to still remember it fresh..." Mr. Lan Tang hugged Nuan Bao, slowly moved to the side of the stone pillar and sat down, and said with a dull expression:

"How could I forget....I was the only one who survived at that time...the others were burned to ashes in front of me. They were engulfed by that black flame, that was the real Aragami.... .”

Nanzi: ...you can shut up.

"Things are getting more and more interesting, but...Mr. Lantang, can you go into more detail?" Osamu Dazai asked curiously.

"That was happening close to the heart of Leibo Street, where we port mafia were on their way to fight [sheep]'s armed boys....Suddenly, an unusually large black explosion blew us all away. Fly."

"In this sudden storm... I can't do anything but activate my supernatural powers to protect myself, the black flames...the disintegrating earth...it's like hell there, And that guy... stands right in the center of hell..."

"That's not the so-called [former leader] at all!!! No - that guy is not human at all!! It's a beast! A beast of black fire! Even his eyes seem to be from the depths of purgatory The flames spewed out, everything on the ground was deformed due to the high temperature, only the sea of ​​Yokohama, looking from a distance, only the sea looked calm and peaceful under the moonlight, this scene is still vivid in my mind..... At that time, I seemed to have heard the roar of a wild beast, and that sound was deeply imprinted in my brain... I couldn't shake it off."

After listening to Mr. Lantang's description of a large environment and psychological description, Nanzi was silent for a moment, trying to hide the unnatural expression on his face, and covered his stomach.

Yale, yale, doesn't this guy know the truth that if you say too much, you will miss it... Besides, you explain it as an explanation, why are you so literary and artistic?

Nakahara Chuya showed a hesitant expression on his face, obviously wanting to say something, but in the end he still didn't say it.

"I'm sorry...you want to prove that the resurrection of the former leader did not come from Huang Ba's spit, but from the disguise of the enemy's supernatural beings?" Lan Tang slowly raised his head and hugged his arms tightly. Nuan Baobao said while talking.

"Your remarks just now are very interesting. Thanks to your words, I understand everything." Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, but suddenly smiled.He stepped forward, patted Mr. Lan Tang on the shoulder, and walked past him.

Zhongyuan Zhong also followed, but when he passed by the bewildered Lan Tang, he glanced at him with complicated eyes, and then walked over.

Nanzi also walked up, but when passing by him, she kindly stuffed another warm baby in his hand, and then walked past him.

Honest Lantang: ......? ? ? ? ?

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The best of the audience: warm baby (bushi)

Lan Tang: In this cold and chaotic world, only the warm baby in my hand can bring me a little warmth ()

By the way, who of you wants to see Dazai who dances hula in a hula skirt! ! (Sudden)