Fengshui masters are Internet celebrities
Chapter 83 A Pair of Playwrights vs Ghosts
This was the first time Xia Xianning saw Yue Huan's real body, and at the same time his heart was shocked, he quickly glanced at Luo Yingbai, just in time to catch the other party plucking the martial strings on the lyre twice, whether intentionally or not.
Xia Xianning immediately understood that Luo Yingbai had also noticed Yue Huan's appearance.
The lyre used by Luo Yingbai is not a prop of the crew, but he brought it from home, or when Luo Zhao accidentally went to an antique shop, he found that this lyre has aura attached to it, and it can be used as a magic weapon. I bought it back.
The lyre is divided into seven strings of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, civil and military. The seven strings of martial arts master Shao Shang. It was added by King Wu of Zhou at that time, and has the strongest attack.When Luo Yingbai plucked the strings, he exerted a little bit of mana with his fingertips, and the murderous aura burst out majesticly, pressing towards Yue Huan, forcing him out of his real body all at once!
At this very moment, there are unsuspecting actors on the stage. Wen Qianqian, who plays the heroine, is "bearing humiliation" and getting up to perform a dance. There are countless cameras and eyes watching outside the stage. The audience is very excited because of the unexpected OOC. Huan was forced to take a few steps back by Luo Yingbai, his brows showed annoyance.
The second string belongs to gold and is named Jun, which matches Yue Huan’s identity in the play. The six strings belong to Shaogong, named Wen, soft and lingering. Luo Yingbai then plucked the two strings at the same time, heavy and exciting The voice sounded, temporarily preventing Yue Huan from escaping, buying a little time.
The fans outside the arena were red-eyed: "Ah, brother Bai is so handsome playing the piano, and the sound of the piano is beautiful!"
Some people got impatient and shouted at Wen Qianqian who was a little behind the situation: "Jump! Jump!"
Xia Xianning knew that time was running out and Luo Yingbai couldn't deal with it alone. He gestured to the people in the special investigation department below to ensure the safety of ordinary people. Then he grabbed the director beside him and asked quickly: "There are still unused costumes. Is it? Please help me find a suit, the loose one can be put on directly, hurry up!"
The director of the program group didn't know what happened, but he was also infected by his nervous expression. He quickly picked up a set of clothes from the nearest place and stuffed them into Xia Xianning's hands quickly: "This dress is fat, just wear it outside. It belongs to the palace musician. Ah, Director Xia should know that it is Xu Jinfeng."
Xia Xianning: "..."
As a necessary program to understand Yue Huan, the script must be read. Xia Xianning knows that in the setting of "The Little Red Bridge with Wild Goose Teeth", Yue Huan likes vocal music, and Jin has raised a large number of musicians and actors, among which Xu Jinfeng is the most Beloved, he was a brothel boy before entering the palace, not only played musical instruments, but also danced swords, sang, wrote poems and played chess.
He didn't play a part in this plot, so Xu Jinfeng's actor wasn't there either.
Now if I want to cooperate with Luo Yingbai in catching ghosts without scaring the people watching outside, the only way is for Xia Xianning to also rush forward to play the role. Now time is tight, although he doesn't like this role, but he didn't choose three Qualifications for picking four.
Well, it's Xu Jinfeng - a male favorite and a geisha, which can be regarded as matching with Luo Yingbai's previous roles. One day, the two of them will either be beaten to death by Luo Zhao, or Luo Zhao will be pissed off to death.
I hope Luo Yingbai doesn't laugh and lie down on the spot.
The situation is urgent and there is no room for hesitation. Xia Xianning put the clothes on himself with the determination of a strong man to cut his wrists. Fortunately, the clothes are plain in color and not as scary as he imagined. The large clothes directly wrapped his own modern clothes inside. Xia Xianning turned to Strides across the field.
It is written in the script that after Yue Huan made a request, although Princess Qionghua was angry, she had no choice but to get up and perform a dance for Yue Huan, and Yue Huan played the piano in response.
Luo Yingbai's piano sounds clanged, even people who don't know the melody can hear the murderous state, every sound seems to be directly on the heart, as if impatiently urging, Wen Qianqian has already bypassed table, going out to dance.
But at this time, a voice came: "Your Majesty, the princess's complexion is not good. I think it is because of her health that she is inconvenient to perform. If the Majesty does not give up, I would like to accompany you with the sword dance. I implore the Majesty for your permission."
Following that voice, a man in a large blue robe walked up to Wen Qianqian and bent down to salute.
Luo Yingbai: "...Pfft!"
Wen Qianqian: "..." Where did it come from?It's not in the script!
Fans outside the stadium screamed:
"Damn it! Isn't this Young Master Xia?!!! Young Master Xia went up to accompany Bai Bai in acting!"
"He rushed up! He actually rushed up directly! Why don't you be in such a hurry, hey!"
"Hahahaha this must not have been arranged in advance, the people next to him are all dazed, Mr. Xia who is afraid of being robbed of his wife hahahahaha."
The plot is like a runaway wild dog, running farther and farther.
At the moment Xia Xianning walked up, Luo Yingbai was too shocked and unsteady, and the barrier formed by catching the sound of the piano was loosened, and Yue Huan immediately took advantage of the body to turn around and wanted to escape.
Luo Yingbai screamed "It's broken" in his heart.
At this time, Yue Huan was relatively close to Xia Xianning, but Xia Xianning had just entered the stage, so many people were staring at him, if he turned around to arrest someone, he would become very abrupt.
With an idea, Luo Yingbai picked up the wine glass at hand and threw it down, cursing: "You brazen thing, you don't have a place to speak here! Get out!"
Even though it was in this situation, when Luo Yingbai finished cursing this sentence, he felt an untimely sense of relief - scolding Xia Xianning to get the hell out of him, probably only once in his life.
His blow was so powerful that several people beside him couldn't help but screamed. Fortunately, Xia Xianning's body dodged in time to get past him, and the bronze wine glass rolled to the ground with a clang.
The wine that was full of it splashed into the air as high as a person, froze for a moment, and disappeared out of thin air.
The second layer of barrier temporarily sealed Yue Huan in the middle area of Xiefang Terrace, but no one cared about the strange situation just now, watching the director's gesture of "continue to perform" from a distance, Except for a few actors who know a little bit of inside information, everyone is silently doubting life.
The high hanging moon, the blurred lights, retro clothes, and... unreliable leading actors and a broken plot, isn't all this really a dream? !
Who am I, where am I, and why am I sitting here watching this kind of stuff? ! !
Xia Xianning didn't change his expression, he had completely upgraded to the highest level of acting prowess, he was united with the drama, he bowed down to Luo Yingbai, and asked again: "Please allow me to perform on behalf of the princess."
Wen Qianqian looked at him stupidly, not knowing how to act. If in real life, Xia Xianning was willing to protect her like this, she would wake up laughing even in a dream, but at this moment...why is it so wrong?
The development in the original book is that Yue Huan and Qi Changfeng had a conflict, and then turned their faces, the princess begged for mercy, and Yue Huan agreed to make peace for the sake of his sweetheart, but anyone who has read the original book knows that it started from the moment Luo Yingbai asked Wen Qianqian to come out and dance. , the whole plot collapsed.
Yue Huan showed no affection for the princess, and seemed to be embarrassing her blatantly. As her husband, Qi Changfeng didn't say a word. As a result, the musician who shouldn't have appeared appeared out of nowhere and stood up for the princess...
By the way, the two actors who play the role of the emperor and the musician are still good friends in reality.
What is this all about!
The bewildered people didn't know that there was something even more explosive behind it.
When Luo Yingbai saw Xia Xianning put on a dress and came up, he almost fell under the table laughing, he barely held back his smile, waved his hand pretending to be impatient, and signaled the maid to give him the sword.
Following King Jin's instructions, the bewildered court lady finally found a long sword, and inexplicably handed it to Xu Jinfeng, who wanted to dance the sword desperately.
Many of the onlookers had read the original work, Luo Yingbai changed the lines randomly, they couldn't understand it, but Xia Xianning inserted a scene without Xu Jinfeng, and everyone could still find out, and some people couldn't help but comment immediately Said: "Fuck, what's going on? Isn't Xu Jinfeng played by Liu Ting?"
"I don't know. Did you change roles temporarily? Mr. Xia also wants to enter the entertainment industry? These second-generation officials really know how to play."
"But I don't quite understand how Mr. Xia couldn't think about it before he fell in love with such a character..."
"This is love! Can't you see who he is for?"
If Xia Xianning heard this discussion, he would probably spit out old blood, but now there is no time for him to vomit blood. After taking the long sword from the hand of the maid, he immediately felt that it was made of peach wood, and it was blessed with magic spells .
Xia Xianning pretended to be dancing with a sword, pulled a sword flower, and stabbed behind her with a sword. The blade of the sword drew a magic seal in mid-air that ordinary people could not see. The faint golden light shot out, only Luo Yingbai could recognize it. It is the Tianxuan seal that Taoism specializes in exorcising evil spirits.
The golden light illuminated Yue Huan's half-hidden figure in the night. His facial features were as handsome as described in the text, but his complexion was dull and his eyes were red, like a zombie crawling out of a cemetery.
This soul body has undergone a mutation, almost turning into a demon!
He opened his mouth at Xia Xianning, showing a ferocious smile, dodged his sword, and reached out to grab Xia Xianning's throat like lightning.
It was only when Xia Xianning started to make a move that he felt the difficulty of this person. It was probably because there were fragments of the soul of an evil god on his body. Yue Huan could condense a large amount of Yin Qi with just a little movement. Although he and Luo Yingbai were not afraid , but the people around have been eroded by this Yin Qi for a long time, and it is inevitable that their Yangshou will be damaged.
In the eyes of others, Xia Xianning is dancing the sword alone. In fact, he and Yue Huan will be in a stalemate for a while. Although there are many big moves that can subdue the opponent, but in this situation, He was useless at all.
At this moment, the sound of the piano sounded, the sound was as clear as the gurgling water, and it quietly joined the battle.
With the movement of Luo Yingbai's fingers, several shackles appeared in the air around Yue Huan. His movements froze, and Xia Xianning took the opportunity to stab Yue Huan's chest with his sword.
Seeing that he succeeded, Luo Yingbai breathed a sigh of relief, the sound of the piano stopped, and said coldly to Xia Xianning: "The sword dance is good, but the spirit of killing is too strong, it is not my king's love."
He brought the plot back to asking the princess to dance again. Xia Xianning retracted his sword, took out the soul bottle with his hand hidden in his wide sleeve, and replied: "Please forgive me, my lord. It's because I'm not good at learning. But Jinfeng really can't see the princess being humiliated..."
Luo Yingbai's expression tightened, and suddenly he found that Yue Huan on the ground had disappeared!And at this time, Xia Xianning hadn't even opened the soul-receiving bottle yet!
He was obviously seriously injured just now, where can he run now?
Luo Yingbai and Xia Xianning quickly exchanged glances, Xia Xianning silently picked up the sword from the ground: "...If the king is not satisfied, why not dance again..."
Onlookers: "..."
Not only did Xu Jinfeng's character design collapse, but it felt like Mr. Xia's character design also collapsed.
After he finished speaking, it wasn't Luo Yingbai who answered, Wen Qianqian who was next to him suddenly rushed out, threw herself in front of Xia Xianning, grabbed his sleeve and cried, "Stop talking! I know you don't want to see me being humiliated by my enemies, But how can I bear to see you guilty because of me?"
Luo Yingbai: "..." Damn, why are you joining in the fun!
Some people might not be able to hear the previous lines very clearly, but Wen Qianqian's voice was so sharp that even the many fans watching the filming outside could clearly hear her yelling.
Immediately, someone couldn't help cursing: "What a broken script, the adaptation is so big, why didn't I know that Princess Qionghua was still having an affair with Xu Jinfeng!"
"Although it's very bloody, but dare to cheat in front of my husband, I feel very exciting for no reason..."
Someone even shouted at Zhou Junyi: "Qi Changfeng, you've been green!"
The world is really very fantasy, everyone is an excellent actor, not only the fans of the book were shocked, but other people present were also full of bewilderment.
Luo Yingbai didn't expect that someone would dare to challenge his status as the top actor, so he was stunned while sitting in his seat, his eyes widened.
What happened to Wen Qianqian, is she bewitched?No, no, the most important thing now is, where did Yue Huan go?
Wen Qianqian grabbed Xia Xianning and did not let go, her abnormality must have something to do with Yue Huan.Luo Yingbai was afraid of accidental injury, so he didn't dare to act rashly to help, his eyes scanned the whole field nervously.
His barrier has not been touched, Yue Huan must be here, so where is it?Under the table?Behind a certain actor?Or is it a corner full of darkness that the light can't reach?
This feeling of not being able to search is far more frightening than facing the danger directly. In this situation, it seems that everything is scary and everyone is suspicious. Numb, you can almost hear the sound of your heart hitting your chest.
The rest of the people were completely unaware of this danger, and were still playing their respective roles under the direction of the director. A woman dressed as a court lady walked up to Luo Yingbai, picked up the lyre respectfully, and wanted to replace it with a new one for him. food table.
Luo Yingbai casually raised her hand, letting her move, her eyes still staring at Xia Xianning.
However, at the moment when the other party approached, Luo Yingbai suddenly had a subtle feeling. At that moment, his back felt cold, his head felt slightly dizzy, and all the voices in front of him were moving away. The people in the room seemed to have turned into pale pieces of paper, and the movements of the maid who cleaned up the food table seemed to be infinitely slowing down, slowing down...
Suddenly, Luo Yingbai raised her hand and quickly grabbed the wrist of the maid in front of her!
Yue Huan, she was right!
And at the moment when the skins of the two sides were about to touch, he was quickly pulled behind him by another person.
As soon as Luo Yingbai looked up, he saw Xia Xianning standing in front of him, and a yellow talisman was photographed on the maid, and the yellow talisman instantly turned into coke—just now, he also quickly sensed the danger on Luo Yingbai's side, and immediately got rid of Wen Qianqian rushed over.
The yellow talisman was abnormal, Yue Huan was indeed attached to the maid, and Wen Qianqian was just bewitched by him!
Xia Xianning's movements were blocked by the maid's body, and everyone didn't see the yellow talisman, but at least they could see that the current plot changed from "the princess cheated on the musician" to "the musician threw off the princess and rushed towards the maid"... What kind of thunder is this? Where is the rolling god going?
It was originally an ordinary variety show, but now the unexpected plot has developed to a certain extent, and it has aroused people's excitement. Everyone is a little curious about what will happen next, and is asked to keep quiet The fans finally couldn't bear it anymore. Someone whistled loudly and shouted: "Xu Jinfeng, you are a winner in life! You don't even want to throw yourself into the princess's arms, go grab the palace lady from the emperor!"
"Come on, Xu Jinfeng, you are so inspiring!"
Being booed by them like this, Xia Xianning didn't even have time to laugh or cry. He just thought that there were so many media fans watching around him, and the actions of himself and Luo Yingbai were already too big.
At this moment, Luo Yingbai flashed out from behind him, dragged the maid over, pinned her finger on her veins, and angrily reprimanded Xia Xianning, "Xu Jinfeng, you are so brave, you dare to make trouble in front of this king. Second-rate!"
Xia Xianning thought about it, and quickly followed this sentence: "The grass people have been pleased with the king for a long time, and I really can't see others getting close to the king, and I ask the king to forgive me for the sake of the grass people's infatuation!"
Since just now, Luo Yingbai, who has been answering fluently and quick thinking, finally got stuck: "Uh... let go, let go..."
The director of the program group who was entrusted by Xia Xianning to work hard to control the field finally couldn't help but hold his forehead. He deeply felt that these two people seemed to have very different personalities. In fact, one of them had no ACD number than the other—what the hell were they all acting in?Why don't you write novels with such a big brain hole!
The bodyguards who had been blocking the fans were dumbfounded. A few excited CP fans broke free from their obstruction and rushed to the sidelines to cheer for Xia Xianning: "Okay! Great! Enough for men!"
"Court entertainer×Emperor, this cp is super delicious! Xu Jinfeng, I am optimistic about you!"
The actor who played the role of the palace maid had an extremely Yin physique. Because of her unsteady mind just now, Yue Huan took the opportunity to attach herself to her.While manipulating Wen Qianqian to distract Xia Xianning and Luo Yingbai, Yue Huan approached Luo Yingbai calmly, trying to put him to death suddenly.
But he underestimated the two people in front of him, and they discovered the plan before it was fully implemented. At this moment, Luo Yingbai had already been so outrageously ooc, and Yue Huan's source of strength was constantly being weakened. Bai clasped his wrist and pressed, and immediately half of his body lost strength.
Immediately after Xia Xianning said the shocking words, Luo Yingbai was slightly distracted, the maid took the opportunity to break free from his hand, opened her mouth, and spewed out a dead air invisible to ordinary people, at the same time she still had the heart to sneer and said : "Mr. Xu, this servant and Wang Shang are innocent. Just now, I just wanted to move the piano away. Are you afraid that you will die if you spitting blood?"
Following the four dead breaths of "not a good death" coldly, the dead air spread all of a sudden.
Luo Yingbai took two diagonal steps to stand in front of her, with a big golden light to drive away evil spirits, and at the same time smiled lightly, clasped the other's wrist and said softly: "Girl, but you don't need to touch your chest when you pack your things? "
Xia Xianning took the opportunity to raise her hand and grabbed her shoulder, pulled her over, and shouted in a low voice: "Spitting out the fire of the mountains, the light of the Fufeimen, the clothes of demons and ghosts, hurry like a law!"
The maid's body froze, and Yue Huan's soul was finally forced out under the pincer attack of both sides. Immediately, Yin Qi spread, and Luo Yingbai formed a seal to block it. Bai took out the soul-receiving bottle hidden in his sleeve and put Yue Huan in it.
The two heaved a sigh of relief at the same time, and the woman who played the role of the maid fell to the ground.
In the eyes of ordinary people who don't know, Xia Xianning's series of actions first pushed the woman away from Luo Yingbai abruptly, then hugged Luo Yingbai into her arms, and seemed to touch her body with her hands——Xia Young master, don't think that we can't see because of clothes!
"Yo Yo, what a strong smell of vinegar!"
"Sure enough, when men compete for favor, women have nothing to do."
"Overbearing musician Qiaodi, someone wrote this meme 233333..."
"What I'm curious about is... is the script really written like this? Hey! Is it asking the actors to be jealous, or is Mr. Xia really jealous!"
After Xia Xianning put away the bottle, she and Luo Yingbai looked at each other, and both felt that this ghost hunting seemed to have consumed half of their lives at once.
It not only tests the acting skills, but also needs to speak the lines according to the situation, and at the same time, it has to be thick-skinned enough to withstand everyone's crazy eyes. Although the current situation seems to be in a mess, after all...it's good that no one dies.
Dignity and face are no longer needed. After today, none of them can have such things.
I hope that Luo Zhao will save his life for them because it is very tiring to beat them to death together.
Luo Yingbai took two steps back, unable to care about anything else, sat down on the wide seat behind, picked up a pink fan used by court ladies for dancing, and fanned the wind.
Xia Xianning immediately understood that Luo Yingbai had also noticed Yue Huan's appearance.
The lyre used by Luo Yingbai is not a prop of the crew, but he brought it from home, or when Luo Zhao accidentally went to an antique shop, he found that this lyre has aura attached to it, and it can be used as a magic weapon. I bought it back.
The lyre is divided into seven strings of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, civil and military. The seven strings of martial arts master Shao Shang. It was added by King Wu of Zhou at that time, and has the strongest attack.When Luo Yingbai plucked the strings, he exerted a little bit of mana with his fingertips, and the murderous aura burst out majesticly, pressing towards Yue Huan, forcing him out of his real body all at once!
At this very moment, there are unsuspecting actors on the stage. Wen Qianqian, who plays the heroine, is "bearing humiliation" and getting up to perform a dance. There are countless cameras and eyes watching outside the stage. The audience is very excited because of the unexpected OOC. Huan was forced to take a few steps back by Luo Yingbai, his brows showed annoyance.
The second string belongs to gold and is named Jun, which matches Yue Huan’s identity in the play. The six strings belong to Shaogong, named Wen, soft and lingering. Luo Yingbai then plucked the two strings at the same time, heavy and exciting The voice sounded, temporarily preventing Yue Huan from escaping, buying a little time.
The fans outside the arena were red-eyed: "Ah, brother Bai is so handsome playing the piano, and the sound of the piano is beautiful!"
Some people got impatient and shouted at Wen Qianqian who was a little behind the situation: "Jump! Jump!"
Xia Xianning knew that time was running out and Luo Yingbai couldn't deal with it alone. He gestured to the people in the special investigation department below to ensure the safety of ordinary people. Then he grabbed the director beside him and asked quickly: "There are still unused costumes. Is it? Please help me find a suit, the loose one can be put on directly, hurry up!"
The director of the program group didn't know what happened, but he was also infected by his nervous expression. He quickly picked up a set of clothes from the nearest place and stuffed them into Xia Xianning's hands quickly: "This dress is fat, just wear it outside. It belongs to the palace musician. Ah, Director Xia should know that it is Xu Jinfeng."
Xia Xianning: "..."
As a necessary program to understand Yue Huan, the script must be read. Xia Xianning knows that in the setting of "The Little Red Bridge with Wild Goose Teeth", Yue Huan likes vocal music, and Jin has raised a large number of musicians and actors, among which Xu Jinfeng is the most Beloved, he was a brothel boy before entering the palace, not only played musical instruments, but also danced swords, sang, wrote poems and played chess.
He didn't play a part in this plot, so Xu Jinfeng's actor wasn't there either.
Now if I want to cooperate with Luo Yingbai in catching ghosts without scaring the people watching outside, the only way is for Xia Xianning to also rush forward to play the role. Now time is tight, although he doesn't like this role, but he didn't choose three Qualifications for picking four.
Well, it's Xu Jinfeng - a male favorite and a geisha, which can be regarded as matching with Luo Yingbai's previous roles. One day, the two of them will either be beaten to death by Luo Zhao, or Luo Zhao will be pissed off to death.
I hope Luo Yingbai doesn't laugh and lie down on the spot.
The situation is urgent and there is no room for hesitation. Xia Xianning put the clothes on himself with the determination of a strong man to cut his wrists. Fortunately, the clothes are plain in color and not as scary as he imagined. The large clothes directly wrapped his own modern clothes inside. Xia Xianning turned to Strides across the field.
It is written in the script that after Yue Huan made a request, although Princess Qionghua was angry, she had no choice but to get up and perform a dance for Yue Huan, and Yue Huan played the piano in response.
Luo Yingbai's piano sounds clanged, even people who don't know the melody can hear the murderous state, every sound seems to be directly on the heart, as if impatiently urging, Wen Qianqian has already bypassed table, going out to dance.
But at this time, a voice came: "Your Majesty, the princess's complexion is not good. I think it is because of her health that she is inconvenient to perform. If the Majesty does not give up, I would like to accompany you with the sword dance. I implore the Majesty for your permission."
Following that voice, a man in a large blue robe walked up to Wen Qianqian and bent down to salute.
Luo Yingbai: "...Pfft!"
Wen Qianqian: "..." Where did it come from?It's not in the script!
Fans outside the stadium screamed:
"Damn it! Isn't this Young Master Xia?!!! Young Master Xia went up to accompany Bai Bai in acting!"
"He rushed up! He actually rushed up directly! Why don't you be in such a hurry, hey!"
"Hahahaha this must not have been arranged in advance, the people next to him are all dazed, Mr. Xia who is afraid of being robbed of his wife hahahahaha."
The plot is like a runaway wild dog, running farther and farther.
At the moment Xia Xianning walked up, Luo Yingbai was too shocked and unsteady, and the barrier formed by catching the sound of the piano was loosened, and Yue Huan immediately took advantage of the body to turn around and wanted to escape.
Luo Yingbai screamed "It's broken" in his heart.
At this time, Yue Huan was relatively close to Xia Xianning, but Xia Xianning had just entered the stage, so many people were staring at him, if he turned around to arrest someone, he would become very abrupt.
With an idea, Luo Yingbai picked up the wine glass at hand and threw it down, cursing: "You brazen thing, you don't have a place to speak here! Get out!"
Even though it was in this situation, when Luo Yingbai finished cursing this sentence, he felt an untimely sense of relief - scolding Xia Xianning to get the hell out of him, probably only once in his life.
His blow was so powerful that several people beside him couldn't help but screamed. Fortunately, Xia Xianning's body dodged in time to get past him, and the bronze wine glass rolled to the ground with a clang.
The wine that was full of it splashed into the air as high as a person, froze for a moment, and disappeared out of thin air.
The second layer of barrier temporarily sealed Yue Huan in the middle area of Xiefang Terrace, but no one cared about the strange situation just now, watching the director's gesture of "continue to perform" from a distance, Except for a few actors who know a little bit of inside information, everyone is silently doubting life.
The high hanging moon, the blurred lights, retro clothes, and... unreliable leading actors and a broken plot, isn't all this really a dream? !
Who am I, where am I, and why am I sitting here watching this kind of stuff? ! !
Xia Xianning didn't change his expression, he had completely upgraded to the highest level of acting prowess, he was united with the drama, he bowed down to Luo Yingbai, and asked again: "Please allow me to perform on behalf of the princess."
Wen Qianqian looked at him stupidly, not knowing how to act. If in real life, Xia Xianning was willing to protect her like this, she would wake up laughing even in a dream, but at this moment...why is it so wrong?
The development in the original book is that Yue Huan and Qi Changfeng had a conflict, and then turned their faces, the princess begged for mercy, and Yue Huan agreed to make peace for the sake of his sweetheart, but anyone who has read the original book knows that it started from the moment Luo Yingbai asked Wen Qianqian to come out and dance. , the whole plot collapsed.
Yue Huan showed no affection for the princess, and seemed to be embarrassing her blatantly. As her husband, Qi Changfeng didn't say a word. As a result, the musician who shouldn't have appeared appeared out of nowhere and stood up for the princess...
By the way, the two actors who play the role of the emperor and the musician are still good friends in reality.
What is this all about!
The bewildered people didn't know that there was something even more explosive behind it.
When Luo Yingbai saw Xia Xianning put on a dress and came up, he almost fell under the table laughing, he barely held back his smile, waved his hand pretending to be impatient, and signaled the maid to give him the sword.
Following King Jin's instructions, the bewildered court lady finally found a long sword, and inexplicably handed it to Xu Jinfeng, who wanted to dance the sword desperately.
Many of the onlookers had read the original work, Luo Yingbai changed the lines randomly, they couldn't understand it, but Xia Xianning inserted a scene without Xu Jinfeng, and everyone could still find out, and some people couldn't help but comment immediately Said: "Fuck, what's going on? Isn't Xu Jinfeng played by Liu Ting?"
"I don't know. Did you change roles temporarily? Mr. Xia also wants to enter the entertainment industry? These second-generation officials really know how to play."
"But I don't quite understand how Mr. Xia couldn't think about it before he fell in love with such a character..."
"This is love! Can't you see who he is for?"
If Xia Xianning heard this discussion, he would probably spit out old blood, but now there is no time for him to vomit blood. After taking the long sword from the hand of the maid, he immediately felt that it was made of peach wood, and it was blessed with magic spells .
Xia Xianning pretended to be dancing with a sword, pulled a sword flower, and stabbed behind her with a sword. The blade of the sword drew a magic seal in mid-air that ordinary people could not see. The faint golden light shot out, only Luo Yingbai could recognize it. It is the Tianxuan seal that Taoism specializes in exorcising evil spirits.
The golden light illuminated Yue Huan's half-hidden figure in the night. His facial features were as handsome as described in the text, but his complexion was dull and his eyes were red, like a zombie crawling out of a cemetery.
This soul body has undergone a mutation, almost turning into a demon!
He opened his mouth at Xia Xianning, showing a ferocious smile, dodged his sword, and reached out to grab Xia Xianning's throat like lightning.
It was only when Xia Xianning started to make a move that he felt the difficulty of this person. It was probably because there were fragments of the soul of an evil god on his body. Yue Huan could condense a large amount of Yin Qi with just a little movement. Although he and Luo Yingbai were not afraid , but the people around have been eroded by this Yin Qi for a long time, and it is inevitable that their Yangshou will be damaged.
In the eyes of others, Xia Xianning is dancing the sword alone. In fact, he and Yue Huan will be in a stalemate for a while. Although there are many big moves that can subdue the opponent, but in this situation, He was useless at all.
At this moment, the sound of the piano sounded, the sound was as clear as the gurgling water, and it quietly joined the battle.
With the movement of Luo Yingbai's fingers, several shackles appeared in the air around Yue Huan. His movements froze, and Xia Xianning took the opportunity to stab Yue Huan's chest with his sword.
Seeing that he succeeded, Luo Yingbai breathed a sigh of relief, the sound of the piano stopped, and said coldly to Xia Xianning: "The sword dance is good, but the spirit of killing is too strong, it is not my king's love."
He brought the plot back to asking the princess to dance again. Xia Xianning retracted his sword, took out the soul bottle with his hand hidden in his wide sleeve, and replied: "Please forgive me, my lord. It's because I'm not good at learning. But Jinfeng really can't see the princess being humiliated..."
Luo Yingbai's expression tightened, and suddenly he found that Yue Huan on the ground had disappeared!And at this time, Xia Xianning hadn't even opened the soul-receiving bottle yet!
He was obviously seriously injured just now, where can he run now?
Luo Yingbai and Xia Xianning quickly exchanged glances, Xia Xianning silently picked up the sword from the ground: "...If the king is not satisfied, why not dance again..."
Onlookers: "..."
Not only did Xu Jinfeng's character design collapse, but it felt like Mr. Xia's character design also collapsed.
After he finished speaking, it wasn't Luo Yingbai who answered, Wen Qianqian who was next to him suddenly rushed out, threw herself in front of Xia Xianning, grabbed his sleeve and cried, "Stop talking! I know you don't want to see me being humiliated by my enemies, But how can I bear to see you guilty because of me?"
Luo Yingbai: "..." Damn, why are you joining in the fun!
Some people might not be able to hear the previous lines very clearly, but Wen Qianqian's voice was so sharp that even the many fans watching the filming outside could clearly hear her yelling.
Immediately, someone couldn't help cursing: "What a broken script, the adaptation is so big, why didn't I know that Princess Qionghua was still having an affair with Xu Jinfeng!"
"Although it's very bloody, but dare to cheat in front of my husband, I feel very exciting for no reason..."
Someone even shouted at Zhou Junyi: "Qi Changfeng, you've been green!"
The world is really very fantasy, everyone is an excellent actor, not only the fans of the book were shocked, but other people present were also full of bewilderment.
Luo Yingbai didn't expect that someone would dare to challenge his status as the top actor, so he was stunned while sitting in his seat, his eyes widened.
What happened to Wen Qianqian, is she bewitched?No, no, the most important thing now is, where did Yue Huan go?
Wen Qianqian grabbed Xia Xianning and did not let go, her abnormality must have something to do with Yue Huan.Luo Yingbai was afraid of accidental injury, so he didn't dare to act rashly to help, his eyes scanned the whole field nervously.
His barrier has not been touched, Yue Huan must be here, so where is it?Under the table?Behind a certain actor?Or is it a corner full of darkness that the light can't reach?
This feeling of not being able to search is far more frightening than facing the danger directly. In this situation, it seems that everything is scary and everyone is suspicious. Numb, you can almost hear the sound of your heart hitting your chest.
The rest of the people were completely unaware of this danger, and were still playing their respective roles under the direction of the director. A woman dressed as a court lady walked up to Luo Yingbai, picked up the lyre respectfully, and wanted to replace it with a new one for him. food table.
Luo Yingbai casually raised her hand, letting her move, her eyes still staring at Xia Xianning.
However, at the moment when the other party approached, Luo Yingbai suddenly had a subtle feeling. At that moment, his back felt cold, his head felt slightly dizzy, and all the voices in front of him were moving away. The people in the room seemed to have turned into pale pieces of paper, and the movements of the maid who cleaned up the food table seemed to be infinitely slowing down, slowing down...
Suddenly, Luo Yingbai raised her hand and quickly grabbed the wrist of the maid in front of her!
Yue Huan, she was right!
And at the moment when the skins of the two sides were about to touch, he was quickly pulled behind him by another person.
As soon as Luo Yingbai looked up, he saw Xia Xianning standing in front of him, and a yellow talisman was photographed on the maid, and the yellow talisman instantly turned into coke—just now, he also quickly sensed the danger on Luo Yingbai's side, and immediately got rid of Wen Qianqian rushed over.
The yellow talisman was abnormal, Yue Huan was indeed attached to the maid, and Wen Qianqian was just bewitched by him!
Xia Xianning's movements were blocked by the maid's body, and everyone didn't see the yellow talisman, but at least they could see that the current plot changed from "the princess cheated on the musician" to "the musician threw off the princess and rushed towards the maid"... What kind of thunder is this? Where is the rolling god going?
It was originally an ordinary variety show, but now the unexpected plot has developed to a certain extent, and it has aroused people's excitement. Everyone is a little curious about what will happen next, and is asked to keep quiet The fans finally couldn't bear it anymore. Someone whistled loudly and shouted: "Xu Jinfeng, you are a winner in life! You don't even want to throw yourself into the princess's arms, go grab the palace lady from the emperor!"
"Come on, Xu Jinfeng, you are so inspiring!"
Being booed by them like this, Xia Xianning didn't even have time to laugh or cry. He just thought that there were so many media fans watching around him, and the actions of himself and Luo Yingbai were already too big.
At this moment, Luo Yingbai flashed out from behind him, dragged the maid over, pinned her finger on her veins, and angrily reprimanded Xia Xianning, "Xu Jinfeng, you are so brave, you dare to make trouble in front of this king. Second-rate!"
Xia Xianning thought about it, and quickly followed this sentence: "The grass people have been pleased with the king for a long time, and I really can't see others getting close to the king, and I ask the king to forgive me for the sake of the grass people's infatuation!"
Since just now, Luo Yingbai, who has been answering fluently and quick thinking, finally got stuck: "Uh... let go, let go..."
The director of the program group who was entrusted by Xia Xianning to work hard to control the field finally couldn't help but hold his forehead. He deeply felt that these two people seemed to have very different personalities. In fact, one of them had no ACD number than the other—what the hell were they all acting in?Why don't you write novels with such a big brain hole!
The bodyguards who had been blocking the fans were dumbfounded. A few excited CP fans broke free from their obstruction and rushed to the sidelines to cheer for Xia Xianning: "Okay! Great! Enough for men!"
"Court entertainer×Emperor, this cp is super delicious! Xu Jinfeng, I am optimistic about you!"
The actor who played the role of the palace maid had an extremely Yin physique. Because of her unsteady mind just now, Yue Huan took the opportunity to attach herself to her.While manipulating Wen Qianqian to distract Xia Xianning and Luo Yingbai, Yue Huan approached Luo Yingbai calmly, trying to put him to death suddenly.
But he underestimated the two people in front of him, and they discovered the plan before it was fully implemented. At this moment, Luo Yingbai had already been so outrageously ooc, and Yue Huan's source of strength was constantly being weakened. Bai clasped his wrist and pressed, and immediately half of his body lost strength.
Immediately after Xia Xianning said the shocking words, Luo Yingbai was slightly distracted, the maid took the opportunity to break free from his hand, opened her mouth, and spewed out a dead air invisible to ordinary people, at the same time she still had the heart to sneer and said : "Mr. Xu, this servant and Wang Shang are innocent. Just now, I just wanted to move the piano away. Are you afraid that you will die if you spitting blood?"
Following the four dead breaths of "not a good death" coldly, the dead air spread all of a sudden.
Luo Yingbai took two diagonal steps to stand in front of her, with a big golden light to drive away evil spirits, and at the same time smiled lightly, clasped the other's wrist and said softly: "Girl, but you don't need to touch your chest when you pack your things? "
Xia Xianning took the opportunity to raise her hand and grabbed her shoulder, pulled her over, and shouted in a low voice: "Spitting out the fire of the mountains, the light of the Fufeimen, the clothes of demons and ghosts, hurry like a law!"
The maid's body froze, and Yue Huan's soul was finally forced out under the pincer attack of both sides. Immediately, Yin Qi spread, and Luo Yingbai formed a seal to block it. Bai took out the soul-receiving bottle hidden in his sleeve and put Yue Huan in it.
The two heaved a sigh of relief at the same time, and the woman who played the role of the maid fell to the ground.
In the eyes of ordinary people who don't know, Xia Xianning's series of actions first pushed the woman away from Luo Yingbai abruptly, then hugged Luo Yingbai into her arms, and seemed to touch her body with her hands——Xia Young master, don't think that we can't see because of clothes!
"Yo Yo, what a strong smell of vinegar!"
"Sure enough, when men compete for favor, women have nothing to do."
"Overbearing musician Qiaodi, someone wrote this meme 233333..."
"What I'm curious about is... is the script really written like this? Hey! Is it asking the actors to be jealous, or is Mr. Xia really jealous!"
After Xia Xianning put away the bottle, she and Luo Yingbai looked at each other, and both felt that this ghost hunting seemed to have consumed half of their lives at once.
It not only tests the acting skills, but also needs to speak the lines according to the situation, and at the same time, it has to be thick-skinned enough to withstand everyone's crazy eyes. Although the current situation seems to be in a mess, after all...it's good that no one dies.
Dignity and face are no longer needed. After today, none of them can have such things.
I hope that Luo Zhao will save his life for them because it is very tiring to beat them to death together.
Luo Yingbai took two steps back, unable to care about anything else, sat down on the wide seat behind, picked up a pink fan used by court ladies for dancing, and fanned the wind.
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