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On the other hand, Tang Yuebo had never heard Luo Yingbai speak in such a serious tone, and was a little frightened. He really waited for him to come back in the dormitory. Fortunately, he didn't wait too long, and the door of the dormitory slammed With a sound, Luo Yingbai rushed in in a hurry.

"Damn, you scared me to death! Did you eat rockets today?" Tang Yuebo patted his chest and glanced at the watch hanging in the dormitory, "Tell me, what's the matter? Brother, in order to wait for you, Even the date with my partner is almost delayed, I will give you 10 minutes, hurry up."

Luo Ying was relieved to see that he was fine, turned around and sat on Tang Yuebo's lower bunk, fanned the wind with his collar and said, "Since it's almost late, don't go, I'm alone in the dormitory It's so boring, you might as well stay with me tonight."

Tang Yuebo: "Hey, what's the point of being with you, let's play by yourself."

He didn't seem to be serious about Luo Yingbai, so he put on his coat, went to the mirror and brushed his hair, ready to go.

Luo Yingbai sighed, "Brother Tang, I actually have a secret that I haven't told you."

Tang Yuebo didn't even look back: "It's fine to confess, it's shameful to be a mistress."

Luo Yingbai said: "Although if I can keep you, I don't mind sacrificing my reputation, but it is obvious that you are a ruthless person, so what I want to say is that last time when you were sleeping in the study room Fang Wei and I are the ones who put your braids on."

Tang Yuebo: "!!!"

He gave Luo Yingbai two vicious nods, and said, "Damn it, I'll beat you to death when I come back!"

After speaking, he opened the door and was about to go out.

Luo Yingbai was a little dumbfounded, he made such a big sacrifice to confess himself, Tang Yuebo didn't come up to kick him, and he still left without delaying a minute, this is unscientific.

"Brother Tang!" Luo Yingbai forcibly dragged him back to the dormitory, and closed the door again with a hook, "Also, there is one more thing...that night you went to the bathroom, and I was the one who secretly lay under your bed and pretended to be a ghost... ..."

Tang Yuebo: "..."

This was a suspicious case in the dormitory. He had wondered for a long time. When he came back from the toilet in the middle of the night, he opened the quilt in a daze, and a figure jumped out of the quilt, almost scaring him into a heart attack.It was just too dark at the time, and when he realized that the "ghost" had already disappeared, and the other three roommates were all laughing on the bed, so Tang Yuebo didn't know who did it until today.

"Don't stare, they forced me."

Luo Yingbai pushed him into the dormitory little by little, and said aggrievedly: "I lost the bet. If you don't scare you, you have to wash their socks for a week. You must not see me doing it at such a young age." Is it such a heavy physical activity?"

Tang Yuebo: "...you wait, none of the three of you can escape!"

"No, no, no, I can't wait anymore! I am so regretful and hated that I can't say anything, and my conscience has been greatly condemned." Luo Yingbai opened her hand and blocked the door, preventing Tang Yuebo from passing, "You are ruthless now. If you criticize me harshly, I will never retaliate, hurry up, scold me, scold me more."

Tang Yuebo pulled him, Luo Yingbai immediately hugged his arm, pulling him back like a candy.

Tang Yuebo: "...What exactly stimulated you today? Stop messing around! I still have business to do. I have to go to this date. I must go. You must not be late! Sit here and wait for me. I'll scold again when I come back."

Luo Yingbai didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You just have a dinner date with your partner, so don't be so nervous. You can call Sun Yue, and it's fine to postpone the time by 10 minutes."

He paused, then made up his mind and said: "To tell you the truth, I actually know a little about physiognomy. It is very dangerous for me to look at your face today, and you will be stoned if you go out at this time, so you have to go out later, as long as you pass You should be fine if you leave at 05:30."

With his entanglement, time was passing by little by little, and the hour of the accident was getting closer and closer, and Tang Yuebo's face gradually showed an irritable look.

Most people would react in two ways when they heard what Luo Yingbai said just now. If they believed it, they would panic and hesitate. It can't be too late."

He was simply ruthless, shameless and unreasonable. After he finished speaking, he immediately opened the door and left, as if rushing to reincarnate, and muttered: "One minute can't be late..."

Damn it, I've said all the good things, this kid won't listen to persuasion!

Luo Yingbai chased out in two steps in three steps, grabbed Tang Yuebo's arm in one step, and said angrily: "I'm really going to be mad at you! Dude, do you have to follow the route of the silly, sweet heroine? Then you You also have to have the good luck of being immortal! I don’t listen to what other people say, and when you know it, you’ll regret it!”

They have lived in the same dormitory for almost four years. On weekdays, Tang Yuebo is not only good-tempered, but also very easy-going. Today, he doesn't know what medicine he took wrongly, and he is very stubborn. , shouted angrily: "Let go! I'm going! Let me go!"

While shouting, he raised his fist and hit Luo Yingbai's face.

It's a foul to slap in the face if you don't agree with each other. This move was too sudden, Luo Ying quickly dodged with her white head, grabbed and twisted with her backhand without thinking, instantly countered Tang Yuebo, twisted her arm and pressed it against the corridor wall superior.

"Okay!" The whistle sounded along with the cheers in the corridor, and the students in the dormitory next door happened to see this scene when they went out. They couldn't help being amazed by Luo Yingbai's skill, and then asked, "Why are you two strong buddies fighting?" Is it? What's the matter?"

Tang Yuebo blushed and had a thick neck, and shouted: "He won't let me see my partner! I want to see her! I want to see her!"

Luo Yingbai said angrily: "I just won't do anything! Today you are in front of me, dare to ask her for a try!"

Passer-by classmate: "..."

He made up something strange in his brain, and said with a dry smile: "Calm down, you can't force things about your relationship, I'd better not bother you, you guys...negotiate carefully, haha, haha."

After finishing speaking, he secretly made a Lu Xiaokui version of "Come on" gesture to Luo Yingbai, and quickly disappeared.

Luo Yingbai: "..." Add your size!

At this point, Luo Yingbai can also see that Tang Yuebo's current virtuousness, not listening to what other people say, but running on the road of death, is clearly under a curse-it seems that, His death in a previous life was probably no accident.

Luo Yingbai pressed Tang Yuebo against the wall with his backhand. From such a distance, he could clearly see the other person's face and the... pimples on his face.

Tang Yuebo's Yintang and Renzhong respectively had a faint layer of green energy, and his eyes were chaotic and lifeless.In addition, there seemed to be some shallow spots on his seal, which were in the shape of snake patterns.It's just that these characteristics are too inconspicuous, so Luo Yingbai didn't notice it at first, and Tang Yuebo's abnormality is only now obvious.

Tang Yuebo looked like Ma Jingtao, struggling and growling: "Let me go! Let me go! I'm going to see Yueyue!"

The alarm set by Luo Yingbai rang, and he didn't need to look to know that it should be 17:25, the time when Tang Yuebo's accident happened, but the campus was calm, and no angel had any plans to go down to earth for the time being, and the prophecy was invalidated up.

Or is it not that the prophecy has failed, but that the statue will fall down only when Tang Yuebo passes by?However, such an explanation still seems to be unreasonable, and we can only know how to do it by trying.

Just as he was thinking, Tang Yuebo began to speak harshly: "If you don't let go, I will..."

Luo Yingbai let go in seconds: "Forget it, forget it, let's go quickly."

He turned his face like a book, Tang Yuebo was stunned for a second, and ran away, Luo Yingbai quickly followed.

Accidents are hard to guard against, but if someone secretly uses spells to cause harm, they must be investigated to the bottom.

Tang Yuebo and Luo Yingbai rushed out of the dormitory building one after the other, completely exposed to the unsheltered campus, and at some point the statue would fall from their heads, which was really thrilling and exciting.

Luo Yingbai secretly took out a little man made of straw, his palms were sweating a little, and his eyes were fixed on Tang Yuebo's not-so-great back in front of him, for fear that he would turn into a piece of meat pie in the next second.

Fortunately, it was the May Day holiday at this time, most of the people in the school were wandering outside, and there were not many people in the campus, which made it easier for him to save people.

Just when the spirit was very tense, suddenly a "clang" sounded obliquely above the head, which was the school bell telling the time.Luo Yingbai was startled, but at the very moment of shock, he suddenly remembered something that he had forgotten——

This bell was the school bell on weekdays, and it rang on time at 17:30 Beijing time. Although it had passed a lot of time, the agreed angel still did not come down.

Luo Yingbai was wondering why this happened just now, but now he suddenly remembered that Tang Yuebo once mentioned that the time set on his phone was 5 minutes slower than usual!

Then if Weibo is viewed from the perspective of Tang Yuebo, perhaps this moment is what Luo Yingbai sees, the real 17:25!

The bell was still ringing. Thinking of this, Luo Yingbai blurted out a word of "be careful", his heart moved at will, and he rushed up and pulled Tang Yuebo away. At the same time, the sculpture above their heads fell down!

However, everything was not over yet. At the same time Luo Yingbai threw Tang Yuebo away, a passing girl happened to come here. She was riding on a bicycle and was hurrying forward. When she noticed something abnormal on the top of her head, There was no time to stop the car.

In the previous life, Tang Yuebo was not held back by Luo Yingbai, the girl who was coming towards him would naturally turn to make way for him, and she was just a little short of being hit by the statue, but this time she was not so lucky.

Luo Yingbai let go of Tang Yuebo, and dragged the girl off the bicycle. At this moment, the statue also fell on the top of the two of them, and it was almost too late to dodge!

Surprised around him, Luo Yingbai threw the scarecrow out, and at the same time lay down on his side, with his back facing the statue, protecting the girl in front of him. He pulled the bicycle over with one hand, and a beautiful Swinging back, it got stuck at the position where the statue hit from behind, which acted as a buffer.

At the same time, he pointed out, the slight orders were drowned out by screams and loud bangs:

"The lonely soul obeys orders, exchanges kindness for virtue, and dies quickly!"

The author has something to say: Some babies may not understand the meaning of this Weibo, please explain.

Weibo is equivalent to a platform for asking for help. For those who may be unlucky in the future, his fate will be predicted in this form in advance. Brother Xiaobai himself is also a very powerful master. After he receives help, he can help these people. , of course he will also benefit himself, which will come later.

Therefore, although the Weibo was posted in the tone of asking for help, it should not be said that they posted it themselves, it was just a form of prophecy.Zuizui’s early copywriting was set to make phone calls, but later it was changed to Weibo because it was inconvenient~

This time the protagonist is a coquettish master (*/ω＼*), and if you attack, don’t worry, it will come tomorrow or the day after tomorrow~