Fengshui masters are Internet celebrities

What makes Luo Yingbai funny is that he was passed around throughout the incident, and his image was all made up by netizens. As he talked, he became a poor little boy who had no parents and was bullied by others. Children use their power to bully and humiliate them.

This misunderstanding is also related to the nature of his father Luo Zhao's work.Luo Zhao was promoted because of his first-class meritorious service in a vicious supernatural incident. He was still young when he was in a high position, and his son had just been born.Considering the danger of his own career, after Luo Yingbai was born, Luo Zhao purposely set up a feng shui formation around his villa to prevent others from prying eyes, and never let Luo Yingbai be exposed to the public.

These were all for his safety, but when Luo Yingbai grew up, he already had the ability to protect himself, and Luo Zhao found that his son had turned into a mangy dog ​​who acted like a baby all day long.

He was afraid that this kid would use his name to do evil, so he didn't intentionally take him to appear in public. Now the secrecy is too thorough, and his son is directly regarded as an orphan.

Luo Yingbai imagined his father's expression a little bit, and felt that he could live by pointing at this joke for a year.

hahahahahahahahaha!

"Hey! Are you sure you don't want to sleep on the bed?" Hearing the laughter, Deng Wanlin turned to look at him from the opposite desk, "Isn't it just that you have to check the bed tomorrow morning? You don't need to spend so much money, do you? Sleep overnight You are not useless at the table!"

"But I don't want the dorm aunt to write her name on the small blackboard to show the public. It's really embarrassing." Luo Yingbai said pitifully, and at the same time threw the trash can by the table with a chic gesture that didn't match his tone. Spit out a nuclei, "See, this quilt, this bed, has not been so tidy since they were born. I went to the dormitory opposite to find Lao Zheng, who had been a soldier, to make it. If it is destroyed, let I recover, and I am really useless."

Deng Wanlin said: "Why don't you let him stack it tomorrow morning?"

Luo Yingbai said naturally: "I can't get up."

Deng Wanlin is helpless, Luo Yingbai is a man of gold and jade, but he likes to be clean, but other than being clean, he is lazy and useless. It is not bad to be able to roll the quilt into a tube, but it does not exist.

The last time he was inspected by the dormitory manager directly lifted the bed, it was a shame to show him, and now he was really forced to make such a bad move.

He said: "You lie on Fang Wei's table, and he will definitely drive you away when he comes back later."

Luo Yingbai smiled and said: "Oh no, I have a trick to deal with him... Do you eat cherries? Open your mouth, ah——"

Deng Wanlin subconsciously opened his mouth following his words, Luo Yingbai took out a cherry and threw it at him, the bright red cherry hit the tip of Deng Wanlin's nose, splashed water on his face, and bounced to another place.

"Your uncle, will you die from exhaustion if you come down and pass it to me?" Deng Wanlin laughed and scolded, picked up the cherries on the ground and threw them away, and unceremoniously took a handful of cherries from the plastic plate on Luo Yingbai's body to eat .

At this moment, footsteps suddenly came from far away in the corridor.

The two people who have lived together for a year can tell that Fang Wei is definitely coming back, and there is a lot of buzzing along the way.

Luo Yingbai changed his face in an instant, and quickly stuffed the cherry dish into Deng Wanlin's hand. Under his gaze, he "fallen into a deep sleep", lying on the table with his eyes closed, motionless, breathing evenly.

Deng Wanlin: "..."

When Fang Wei came in, he saw his two roommates, one lying on the table and the other standing in front of the table, looking down at the table as if worshiping, and almost went out again in fright.

"Damn, what's the matter? What happened?"

Deng Wanlin was speechless: "... To check the bed tomorrow morning, he was afraid of messing up the bed, so he fell asleep on the table."

Fang Wei: "..."

He looked at Deng Wanlin suspiciously: "Then, why did you watch him sleep? Ah——"

It dawned on him suddenly.

Deng Wanlin thought badly, he could see that if Luo Yingbai's matter fell into my hands, this kid would definitely force me to get up early tomorrow to clean his bed, he quickly thought of an excuse: "No, I..."

Fang Wei's eyes were full of vigilance: "I didn't expect you to have the habit of peeking at other people's sleep. Fortunately, I live on the upper bunk, pervert."

Deng Wanlin: "..."

He couldn't tell what he was suffering, Luo Yingbai was "sleeping" next to him decently, as if startled by the two of them talking, he frowned impatiently, and arched his head on the table symbolically.

Fang Wei walked to his bed, picked up the tofu-like quilt, and covered Luo Yingbai.

For some reason, Deng Wanlin's heart ached the moment the quilt was shaken off: "Hey, you just shook it off!"

Fang Wei said: "I can also make this quilt, at worst I will make it for him tomorrow, or will he freeze to death?" After he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, "I left my book in the dormitory and forgot to take it. trip."

As soon as he went out, Luo Yingbai got up and looked at his mobile phone.

Deng Wanlin didn't notice the sudden change in Luo Yingbai's face, and said angrily, "If you pretend to be so similar, I thought you were dead! What are you doing up?"

Luo Yingbai quickly looked normal, and jumped down from the table: "I haven't brushed my teeth yet... and I have something to do tonight, I'm afraid I have to go out, I probably won't come back to sleep."

Deng Wanlin was surprised: "What happened so suddenly?"

Luo Yingbai blinked at him and entered the water room.

When he was alone, his face became a little serious, he pondered for a moment, took out a few blank talisman papers, bit his finger, drew the talismans on them one by one with blood, and put the talisman papers in his pocket again.

What he received just now was a text message from an unfamiliar number, the content was concise and to the point - "Go to the back door of the school before ten o'clock, otherwise everyone in your dormitory will be finished."

Luo Yingbai decided to let them finish first.

After he finished washing and getting dressed, he pushed open the door of the dormitory, and Deng Wanlin followed behind him, surprised: "You really want to go out to sleep, are you kidding me? Hey, what is this?"

As soon as the dormitory door opened, something wrapped in a black plastic bag fell down. Luo Yingbai picked it up from the ground, squeezed it calmly, and quickly stuffed it into his pocket: "This is something I bought, let's go Ah, see you later."

Deng Wanlin: "Hello..."

Luo Ying waved her hands at him without turning her head back: "Which one of you remembers to fold the quilt for me, okay?"

He took out the thing when he walked to a place where there was no one in the corridor. After opening the plastic bag, he found that it was half of a baby's arm. It looked small, white and tender, and there was some blood on it.

Luo Yingbai squeezed that hand back and forth as if picking a carrot in the vegetable market, then put it under his nose to smell it, and put it back in his pocket with a smile—this fake thing is very sincere, and it’s good for scaring people .

As soon as he walked to the back gate of the school, the bell rang ten o'clock. In the darkness, a car was parked not far away. Seeing his figure, two people walked out of the car, and one grabbed his hand. Arms, one covering his mouth, dragged him over and stuffed him into the car.

Luo Yingbai let the other party push him into the car, and then looked around, seeming quite curious.

A muscular man saw that he was restless, so he slapped him with a slap: "Boy, be more honest."

"Wow--"

Before the slap fell, Luo Yingbai suddenly exclaimed, and threw his eyes on the back of the seat in front of him: "Is this a Bentley? It's really a Bentley! I've never built such a luxurious car! I can take pictures Send it to Moments?"

The muscular man's slap was empty, and he slapped the metal bar next to the car seat hard. He burst into tears from the pain and didn't say anything.

Not counting Luo Yingbai, there were three people in the car. Besides the muscular driver, there was also a small glasses that covered his mouth just now. At this moment, he looked at Luo Yingbai as if he was looking at an idiot: "Send your sister circle of friends! Do you think I’m taking you for a ride? I’m warning you, be honest, don’t pretend to be crazy and play foolishly, or be careful, I’ll destroy you!”

Luo Yingbai rubbed his chin: "Well, this sounds like the tone of a gangster."

Little Glasses went crazy: "Shut up!"

He really wanted to teach Luo Yingbai a lesson, but just at this moment the car bumped heavily and he didn't stretch out his hand.

Luo Yingbai didn't seem to hear him, and said to himself: "That's not right. This car is a limited edition of Bentley Brooklands, 550 units are issued worldwide, of which only two people in this city snatched it, and one was given by Mr. Xia. The grandson’s birthday present, and the other one is in the hands of the super star Mr. Ou Ziheng, which one of these two is not a gangster?”

Small glasses and muscular man: "..."

The irritability and pain were temporarily forgotten, and the two looked at each other in dismay. They were told not to disclose any information before they came, but before they could say a few words, they were exposed.It is precisely because this car is a global limited edition that they drive it, thinking that ordinary people will not recognize it, but they did not expect to meet someone who knows the goods.

Luo Yingbai regretted: "But this car is good, but it has been out of the factory for several years, and it is a bit old. I suggest that your boss can buy the PurSang of the Bugatti Veyron next time, which is about 1000 million more expensive than this one. The key It drives fast and is crash-resistant. If you drive it, you might not die in a car accident or be hunted down, but at most you might lose a few arms and legs. It’s suitable for everyone.”

As he spoke, the faces of the three people in the car gradually changed from vicious to frightened.

They were surprised to find that they could not move!

What's even more frightening is that when Luo Yingbai's crowed mouth said something about "being in a car accident" and "being hunted down" in the car, the driver even felt that the steering wheel was turning blindly, and there seemed to be something on the window. Something is banging...

Woo, that's terrible!

Luo Yingbai said: "Oh, by the way, I haven't asked yet, are you from the Xia family or the Ou family?"

As soon as this question was raised, they seemed to be able to move again. The little glasses quietly put the hand holding the mobile phone behind their backs, and said cautiously: "This... little brother, I'm sorry, we are also doing things for others. It's Ou Ziheng Sir, I heard that you are quite capable, and wanted to ask you to help him with Feng Shui fortune-telling, but we were afraid that you would refuse because of your busy studies, so we made such a bad move, I am so sorry..."

While making up excuses, he secretly typed. Because he couldn't see the phone screen, his movements were a bit slow. Fortunately, Luo Yingbai didn't seem to pay attention.

Three big men went to tie up a little boy, but they were killed instead - although this kind of thing is very embarrassing, but he really can't handle it, he is very afraid that the three of him will be kidnapped by Luo Yingbai, ehh.

Little Glasses trembled and asked for help, feeling weak, helpless and pitiful. A lot of news about passers-by getting into the wrong black car and being dismembered appeared in his mind, obviously forgetting that he was the one who dragged the other person into the car first.

However, at this moment, Little Glasses suddenly felt someone scratching his typing hand.

He froze for a moment, turned his head, and saw the passing scenery outside the car window behind him, and there was no one at all—and it was impossible for him to be there.

There was a sudden cool air from behind, and the little glasses looked down dumbly, only to see half of the blood-stained chubby hand naughtily scratching him with his fingertips, as if feeling his gaze, the chubby hand raised it up and waved it as a greeting.

Little Glasses rolled his eyes and passed out without a sound.

The muscular man at the side was startled. Just as he was about to ask what was going on, he saw the little hand jumping up in front of him, making a "v" wobbly.

He was silent for a moment.

"what--"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Luo Yingbai hurriedly apologized, picked up his hand and put it back in his pocket, "The leftovers I ate at night, I accidentally fell out, I didn't mean to scare you...By the way, what did I say just now?"

Eat, eat leftovers?

A sentence that would definitely be taken as a joke, but with the current scene, it makes people unable to laugh.The muscular man wanted to cry, but looked at his beautiful smiling face, swallowed, and honestly told everything.