Fengshui masters are Internet celebrities

Deng Wanlin couldn't help laughing, and slapped Luo Yingbai: "You are good, you are really strong and cowardly, and you have learned to speak harshly! If you are like this, you won't be bullied."

In the past, Luo Yingbai had never revealed his knowledge of spells. He had a good temper and a deceptive appearance. Deng Wanlin and Fang Wei didn't know that he saved Tang Yuebo, and they still wished that Luo Yingbai had just been killed Zhao Qi was screwed enough, fortunately they came and had the director to assist them, otherwise it would have been really miserable.

Luo Yingbai: "..." Embarrassed, I was the one who bullied him...

He rubbed his nose and said with a smile: "Well, anyway, thanks to your help today, good brother. Come on, bring me something, my dormitory has a lot of delicious food, let's go back and have a big meal!"

Several people returned to the dormitory, Tang Yuebo was also there, and the brothers had a lively meal, because Tang Yuebo was going to go abroad soon, it would not be easy to get together again in this dormitory, the other three felt that I feel very reluctant.

Although Tang Yuebo's expression returned to normal, he never said anything about his breakup, and Luo Yingbai didn't mention it tactfully. Instead, Deng Wanlin angrily talked about what happened outside just now. Tang Yuebo said in surprise: " Yingbai, why did Zhao Qi trouble you? He's gone too far, if I were here, I'd have to argue with him too!"

"You nerd, what a theory!" Fang Wei yelled, "Does he need to deliberately offend someone like him? He's sick."

Luo Yingbai smiled and said: "It's nothing, I just bumped into it while walking, just be careful not to be involved by me and let him find fault, especially for reading blogs, you are going abroad, prepare all the procedures in advance, and leave early, Wish you all the best."

"Okay." Tang Yuebo raised his cup with a smile, "Brothers, let's have a drink...Hey, stop drinking Yingbai, there's a Coke for you!"

Luo Yingbai was already full before, and went to bed after having fun with them for a while, when he woke up, it was already dark outside, and he was the only one in the dormitory.

He rubbed his eyes and took out his phone to look at it. There were many people asking him questions about strange things around him under the Weibo of "Brother Bai's fortune-telling". There are also many people who come to consult seriously.

"Brother Bai, I bought some jade ornaments a while ago. I originally wanted to keep them safe, but I don't know why. I have been running a fever since I put them on. I fell down the stairs yesterday. Will these jade ornaments be safe?" Have a question? Ask for advice. [picture][picture]”

"Master, the house has been redecorated. Please show me how the layout is. [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]"

Some people probably just want to show off, and their tone of voice is not as polite as the general people who come to ask for advice:

"I heard that people who are looking for Feng Shui have to understand antiques, so why don't you guess what year my jadeite incense burner is and how much it's worth. Of course, if you are a liar, you don't need to reply to this comment .[picture]"

"..."

Looking at all kinds of interesting comments, Luo Yingbai couldn't help laughing. He pointed at the brow bone, zoomed in on the photo of the emerald incense burner and took a closer look. Said: "The light is not good, so I can't see clearly. Are there any photos of the incense burner exposed to natural light at the window?"

Then I asked about the comments on the jade ornaments. The reviewer should be a girl, and she bought a jade necklace and a jade ring, both of which were worn on her body for photos.

Brother Bai guessed blindly: "Jade ornaments should not be worn on both sides, as they will easily cause aura collisions. They should not be tied with black strings, as they will attract evil spirits and hurt the spirit."

Another person who is renovating a new home also has some small problems. Luo Yingbai reminded: "The home furnishings are very reasonable, but please pay attention to the lighting arrangement. The kitchen is fire, so it is better to use cool-toned white light, and the bathroom is water, so it is better to use warm light." Yellow lights, and the living room entrance and other locations are related to the fortune of the whole family, the lighting should be placed high enough and bright enough, leaving no dark corners."

After replying to a few comments, the idiot who showed him the emerald censer just now actually sent some photos, probably taken by him during the day before, and he insisted on letting Luo Yingbai take a look.

Under the sunlight, the censer is emerald green, without variegated colors, and the lines are clear and well-proportioned. It is really the best product, but Luo Yingbai should not pay attention to these.

People think that since feng shui masters want to study feng shui, they must study the relevant furnishings. This is not bad, but their focus is not on ordinary antique knowledge, but on the "qi" attached to spiritual objects.

Luo Yingbai just noticed that there was a faint layer of golden energy floating on the emerald vase. Right at the mouth of the furnace, the golden energy merged into a dragon shape, faintly hovering in disbelief—this is the dragon energy that belongs only to the Son of Heaven, but This dragon aura is golden inside and green on the outside, and has lost its vitality. This emerald incense burner is definitely a burial object, and judging from the clarity of the dragon aura, it must have been unearthed not long ago, with little contact with turbid air.

Then the result is very clear, 90.00% of this thing was just dug out by the tomb robbers. Luo Yingbai asked him to take a picture at the window, not because of the good or bad light, but just to see the living environment of this person That's all.

The thief is really bold enough to show off the stolen things, probably because the incense burner is a cultural relic, but it has not been archived, and there are not many people he knows, so he dared to proudly show it to him for identification. Unexpectedly, in Luoying Bai overturned the car here.

Luo Yingbai called the police without hesitation: "Hello, comrade police, I suspect that someone has robbed the tomb and stole cultural relics privately... Yes, yes... I don't know the specific name, but I can tell from the buildings seen outside the window Based on the approximate location, it should be the neighborhood around Dongfeng Plaza...No, it's a photo...Okay, I'll send the photo over, please check it out."

Wang Diao triumphantly admired the incense burner in his hand, and saw that "Brother Bai's fortune telling" hadn't replied to his message for a long time, so he couldn't help but sneered.What kind of bullshit master, pretending to be like that, might as well master a unique skill, and after making a successful move, he can enjoy it for a long time.

He got impatient with the wait, swiped Weibo, and just wanted to say something sarcastic, when he suddenly saw the reply of "Bai Gege's fortune-telling" popped up: "The texture is acceptable, it has a history of about 300-500 years ago, and the estimated value About 600 million, but as a friendly reminder, national cultural relics belong to the state, and tomb robbery and antique selling are illegal.”

Wang Diao's smile froze on his face, his heart skipped a beat, and his fingers trembled slightly.

—How did he know?Obviously no one has discovered that cemetery yet, so one more or less of these antiques would be even more unimportant, no, it's impossible!

He stood up, walked around the room a few times like a trapped animal, gritted his teeth, quickly took out two piles of cash from under the bed and put them in his pocket, hurried to the door and was about to push it open.

However, before his hand touched the doorknob, the door was kicked open from the outside, and several policemen rushed in. In the chaos, Wang Diao's cell phone flew out of his hand and fell to the ground.

The last reply that he didn't have time to see was accidentally cut open by him, and the shiny screen was facing the ceiling.

Brother Bai guessed blindly: "Uncle the policeman has arrived at the door, please pay attention to check it, you are welcome."

Unintentionally, it turns out that Wang Diao is a habitual tomb robber.He has rich experience in committing crimes, and the few ancient tombs he discovered have not even been found by archaeologists. In this way, he has unearthed many precious cultural relics in one fell swoop.

A few days later, the official Weibo account of the Municipal Public Security Bureau specially posted @白哥哥主, a blogger who does not leave his name, to express his gratitude to him. Fans of Bai Ge witnessed the whole process and expressed that they were very proud.

"2333333, the things dug out of the grave are still so showy, this is the most stupid thief I have ever seen!"

"Actually, you can't say that. The tomb robbers certainly didn't expect the master to be so powerful, right? You can see through everything with just a few photos →"

"The Tomb Raider looks dazed hahahahaha."

"Worship Brother Bai, I am the blogger who asked Brother Bai to look at the jade before. Now I only wear a jade necklace, and I changed the string to red. My body has really improved!"

"Metaphysics is so amazing, Master, do you lack an apprentice?"