Fengshui masters are Internet celebrities

Xia Xianning pondered for a while, then retreated and said: "No matter what, it's impossible for me to like women."

There was a gleam in Old Man Xia's eyes. Instead of being angry, he looked at his grandson with some amusement.

Xia Xianning said: "Grandpa, I understand what you mean, but this is not something I can change subjectively. Even if there will be rumors and rumors in the future, it will only be temporary. If the person concerned does not care about it, this matter will not be easy for outsiders. Said, it's just some fresh news, it will fade away soon. I will try my best to handle everything well and reduce the impact, you don't have to try it, I will not be shaken by anything. "

This brat used to be reticent, who did he learn from now, but he is getting better at talking.

Mr. Xia smiled, and said kindly: "Well, I can't control you either. But since you know that you like men, you should usually avoid suspicion."

"..." Xia Xianning, "Grandpa, what do you mean...?"

Mr. Xia: "I see that you were so close to Yingbai in the hall just now, and you still hugged his shoulders. It's outrageous. You look at men just like I look at women. If I have something to do, I can hug a woman or lean on her. , do you think that is appropriate?"

Ginger is still old and hot, Xia Xianning suddenly felt like he was shooting himself in the foot with a stone.

He quietly looked at Mr. Xia, and always felt that he had noticed something, and deliberately said this to repair himself, but now he couldn't talk back immediately.

Xia Xianning smiled wryly and said, "This is also different."

Mr. Xia said: "Whatever is different, I think it is the same. Anyway, you pay attention, if you dare to lead your senior brother astray, see if I can spare you! In the future, you are not allowed to do things without nothing. Yingbai is a good boy , stay away from him!"

Xia Xianning: "...Oh."

Mr. Xia gave him another big kraft paper envelope, which was heavy, as if it contained some kind of book. Xia Xianning took it out and saw a half-naked girl on the cover.

Xia Xianning: "..."

Mr. Xia said: "Just try your best one last time. If you have nothing to do, read this book and read it all. Maybe you will become interested in women again."

"...Impossible." Xia Xianning said, "Where did you get this book?"

Mr. Xia proudly said: "Secret Lin got it for me, don't let your grandma see it."

Xia Xianning put away the book silently, and he couldn't let Luo Yingbai see it.

While the Xia family's grandparents were talking, Luo Yingbai accompanied Grandma Xia to water the flowers for a while, and the old man went outside to visit, so he went to Xia Xianning's room bored to play with his tablet.

He sat on the bed with his tablet in his arms, and played games with his back against the wall. After playing for a while, he felt bored, turned off the game interface, and skillfully opened a forum.

The name of the forum is "Luopu Xianyuelai", it is the fan forum of Luo Yingbai×Xia Xianning CP, and it is in a confrontation with Xia Luo CP of "Xia Qianlihuabai".It's a pity that there are only a few people in the entire forum, and they are very cold.

Ever since he discovered fanfiction on Xia Xianning's cell phone last time, Luo Yingbai has opened the door to a new world, and it has become a great joy in his life to go to the forum to peek at the screen.

The fly in the ointment is that since the writers basically have no contact with the two masters, most of the articles they write are OOC, which makes him very lack of sense of substitution after seeing them.

However, the sense of personal substitution is one thing, and the problem of face is another. The guy who was written out, with the name "Luo Yingbai", was crying at every turn, slender and weak, withered flowers and willows, and was " Xia Xianning, who is "evil, charming and crazy", has no strength to fight back... What is it like!

Luo Yingbai was not reconciled. After hard exploration and searching, he successfully found this small forum called "Luopu Xianyuelai". He found that it was very deserted and there were very few posts. Bai's fierce offensive, Xia Xianning was sobbing, "There is no such decent fan art!

It's not that Luo Yingbai insists on competing for a top position, he just can't figure out why it's so difficult to find a fanfic about the mighty, majestic and aggressive characters written by himself - obviously that should be the real one him.

Prompted by this mood, Luo Yingbai gradually embarked on a road of no return.

He hired a few writers and painters, set up some basic character backgrounds himself, and asked them to create some related types of fanart and fanart based on them.For the sake of confidentiality, the writers came up with the names themselves. After Luo Yingbai bought them out, they changed the names of the Gongshou inside to Luo Yingbai and Xia Xianning respectively, and then divided up a dozen or so vests in one breath.

He doesn't care if the characters in the same humanities can be used on him. Anyway, OOC is already a popular trend. Yingbai must be mighty and majestic like a man with a horse, Xia Xianning must be weak and shy like a girl in Dabancheng!

These vests of Luo Yingbai are mixed in the forums, some post articles, some post pictures, some reveal half-truths and half-false real news, some post cute reminders, and some double-click 666 to give money to the wives , some provocative and tearing, some shouting and tearing back...

He set up a tag by himself, watching the forum become more and more popular, and unknowingly attracted some people, Luo Yingbai was very happy.

Now, apart from the articles he wrote for the shooter, he has already attracted a group of writers who really love this cp, and he can already foresee that his image will become more and more full of force under the tireless work of these people .

Luo Yingbai excitedly clicked on the titles he hadn't seen before.

#罗夏不打不销不反# Sick and weak Luo Yingbai×blackened Xia Xianning, weak attack and strong subject "Drain My Senior Brother"

#罗夏不装不反# Interstellar abo, o attack a by "Sakura crime"

#罗夏不打不重不反# The ancient palace, eunuchs attacked the emperor by "Your Majesty, please let me go"

……

Luo Yingbai: "..." Something seemed wrong.

Although he was written as Gong in these fanfictions, Luo Yingbai found that this Gong did not have the dignity of Gong, what Xia Xianning kept asking for and was unable to break free, the omega who was delicate and soft and would cry, and even eunuchs. A real eunuch who entered the palace!

Luo Yingbai supported her forehead, quickly switched accounts, and imitated the tone of the little loli in the comments below.

"Hahaha, the author's writing style and plot are super good. This article is very good. I look forward to the next article in which Luo Shao will be more majestic and perfect!"

He commented in this tone, which was a little disgusting at first, but now he has already gotten used to it. After typing, he checked it quickly to make sure that the tone was not too aggressive, so he clicked send.

After sending it, Luo Yingbai used his mobile phone to switch to another account, and replied to the comment just now: "The upstairs is funny, Luo Yingbai is this kind of character design, and the author has grasped it very well."

He had seen a similar comment on the forum of the other party. Anyway, he didn't need to be polite when he scolded himself. Luo Yingbai simply carried it over. Then he switched back to the original account and continued to build the building.

"Little cutie, the reason you think this way is because you don't know the real Luo Yingbai. In fact, his personality is that kind of majestic, cold-hearted and uncompromising. In private, Xia Xianning is very afraid of him..."

"..."

Luo Yingbai browsed the forum for a while, yelled and cursed at herself for a while, and suddenly felt that the wall on which her back touched seemed to vibrate slightly.

He pulled off the earphones, and vaguely heard a hurried voice from next door saying something.

It was a woman who spoke, and because she spoke very fast, Luo Yingbai only heard the words "get Xia's family" in it, and when she wanted to hear it again, her voice dropped again.

The Xia family's old house has a large area, and there is a place for each member to live in. The next door to Xia Xianning's room used to be an unused study room. Since Xia Zheng returned to the Xia family, it was cleaned up for him to live in.

It's just that Xia Zheng is married and owns a house, so he doesn't come back often.

The woman in his room is nothing more than Zhu Linya or Cheng Guangchen. There must have been some conflict, and someone who was excited couldn't control the volume.

The incomplete half-sentence of "Get Xia's family" made Luo Yingbai feel a little bit guilty in his heart. He drew a few times on the wall, and said softly: "Taoism is tangible, and it sounds clear."

The voice next door suddenly became clear in his ears.

Luo Yingbai heard it right, in another room across the wall, Xia Zheng was arguing with his mother and wife, because of the ex-girlfriend's door-to-door incident that just happened the day before.

Cheng Guangchen had already cried a lot, and now he almost didn't even have the energy to lose his temper. He sat on the edge of the bed and sobbed with swollen eyes. The high-pitched questioning just now came from Zhu Linya.

Originally, several people shouldn't be arguing here when they were arguing, but they were so angry that they couldn't restrain themselves, so they started arguing again while talking.

Zhu Linya kept her voice down at first, but when she accused Xia Zheng of looking for the mistress without a conscience, Xia Zheng suddenly started to refute, and Zhu Linya suddenly became anxious.

"Don't let me be so arrogant here. If it weren't for me, would you have gotten half a penny from the Xia family? Now that you don't have to worry about food and clothing, you will turn your face and deny people. Your wings are hard, aren't you?"

Xia Zheng frowned, and said with restraint: "Keep your voice down!"

Zhu Linya also realized that her voice was getting louder, so she quickly stopped talking, Xia Zheng said in a low voice, "It's pointless for you to blame me for this matter! Forget about Guangchen, Mom, you already knew about my relationship with Maggie, It's her who came to look for me, can I still break her leg?"

Zhu Linya sneered and said, "It's up to you, or is it just wishful thinking on her part, and she has to hold on to you?"

Xia Zheng denied it to the end: "Anyway, I didn't go to her."

Zhu Linya said: "You didn't look for it? Then why did you go to a dirty and dilapidated old city?"

Cheng Guangchen shouted: "There is such a thing! Why didn't I know!"

Xia Zheng was also surprised: "Are you following me?"

It was a little unreasonable to say this matter, Zhu Linya said vaguely: "It happened by chance."

Xia Zheng sneered inwardly, and said, "If I'm really still with Zhao Meiqi, how could I let her live in that kind of place? I just went to the old city to see the real estate there."

After all, the matter of Zhu Linya's encounter with a ghost has not been clarified yet. She was in the middle of talking with Luo Yingbai when she was disturbed by the sudden appearance of Zhao Meiqi, and she didn't know whether this matter could be resolved.

At this time Xia Zheng said, Zhu Linya thought of this weird incident again, and Zhao Meiqi, who looked similar to Lou Miao, felt a chill in her heart.

Her aura weakened, and Cheng Guangchen said fiercely beside her: "You know how much I have paid for you, anyway, you are not allowed to associate with that woman in the future! If you don't listen to me, you will decide what to do !"

Xia Zheng's voice also slowed down: "Okay, I see..."

Luo Yingbai saw that there was nothing to listen to, so he withdrew the spell. He lay on Xia Xianning's bed with his arms pillowed on his head, thinking about the conversation between the three just now.

First of all, even before hearing this conversation, Luo Yingbai could feel that Xia Zheng and Zhu Linya's way of getting along with their mother and child is really strange. I think it was Zhu Linya's fault for sending Xia Zheng to the orphanage. Why did she act more like Xia Zheng owed her a lot of favor?

It is said that a mother is more expensive than a child, without Zhu Linya and Cheng Guangchen, Xia Zheng is still the blood of the Xia family, but without Xia Zheng, why would Zhu Linya and Cheng Guangchen sit in this room?

Another point is that Xia Zheng seems to have concealed his mother and wife about his visit to the ghost market. When the watch was bought by the female ghost's mother, Xia Zheng was not yet born, so... Will the watch be related to Zhu Linya? There are relationships?

The bedroom door was pushed open, and Xia Xianning walked in with a kraft envelope in his hand, with a slightly strange expression on his face.

His quilt has been rolled into a ball by Luo Yingbai, Luo Yingbai smiled at Xia Xianning, raised her hand to signal him to pull her up, Xia Xianning leaned over and hugged him and put him on the bed, she was beside Luo Yingbai lie down.

Luo Yingbai smiled and said, "Why, are you going to bed so early?"

"Don't sleep." Xia Xianning sighed, "I'm afraid you won't be able to stay here at night. I'll take you home after dinner in a few hours."

Luo Yingbai: "???!"

He straightened up his upper body and said nervously: "No, what happened? I even gave a gift today! I can't even stay here for one night with a finger pull? Don't scare me!"

Xia Xianning pushed him back on the bed, angrily and funny: "Don't be nervous, it's not your problem. Grandpa told me to avoid suspicion."

Luo Yingbai couldn't comprehend the spirit: "What are you avoiding?"

Xia Xianning said: "You are also an unmarried man and widow. It is inappropriate for you to sleep in my house, and it will affect your innocence."

Luo Yingbai: "..."

He thought about the logical relationship, and suddenly his eyes widened: "Xianning, you you you you you just had a showdown with Grandpa Xia???"

Xia Xianning said calmly: "Half. In fact, I told him before that I like men, but I didn't tell him about the relationship between the two of us. Don't stare so wide, am I living a good life?"

Luo Yingbai said speechlessly: "Why don't you discuss it with me, if you are beaten to death, there is not even a body collector... Otherwise, I will strike while the iron is hot and go over and talk about it?"

"I haven't finished my words. Although I didn't tell him, he probably already guessed it himself."

Xia Xianning said with a smile: "Otherwise, do you think Grandpa can say such things to me? Keep a distance from you or something... At least he must know that the person I like is actually you."

Luo Yingbai: "..."

He rubbed his hair at a loss, and plunged into Xia Xianning's quilt.

Xia Xianning tore off the quilt, pulled him out, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I understand him, grandpa won't be angry with you. But when I talked to him before, I concealed some things. , I must have to turn around and punish me, and after two days he feels that it is almost done, and this matter will be considered a success."

Then the rest is to deal with Luo Zhao.

Luo Yingbai was burning with fighting spirit, hugging the quilt and sitting up again: "That's fine, that's just to settle your family's affairs first. Xianning, I heard a little secret just now."

He told Xia Xianning what he heard next door.

Xia Xianning thought for a while and said, "The relationship between them is indeed weird. If Xia Zheng hadn't done a paternity test when he came back, I would have doubted that Cheng Guangchen was Zhu Linya's biological daughter... By the way, I also Think of one thing."

Luo Yingbai said: "Let's listen."

Xia Xianning said: "Zhu Linya and Cheng Guangchen control Xia Zheng so strictly, and Xia Zheng and Cheng Guangchen are husband and wife, so if he wants to hide something from Cheng Guangchen, at least it won't be easy at home."

Luo Yingbai said: "Ah, you mean that watch."

Xia Xianning nodded: "So I think that if there is really something strange about the watch that Xia Zheng bought, he might hide it here."

Luo Yingbai sat up from the bed: "You are right, here, Xia Zheng has a bedroom and a study, and the bedroom is where he and Cheng Guangchen live together, so if you look in the study, you may find What clues!"

Xia Xianning said, "Are you going?"

Luo Yingbai said: "It just so happens that they are all in Xia Zheng's bedroom now. I'll go to his study and watch for me. Even if I accidentally find out, I can still have an excuse to say that I went to the wrong room."

Xia Xianning said: "Okay, be careful. Xia Zheng's study is on the leftmost side of the third floor."

Luo Yingbai slipped out of Xia Xianning's bedroom and walked up another floor. The door of Xia Zheng's study was locked, so he entered Xia Xianning's study next door, and climbed in through the window.

Xia Zheng graduated from a junior college. When he returned to Xia's house, Mr. Xia expressed his hope that his education could be improved a little bit. There were a lot of textbooks in the study, but they were basically brand new.

Luo Yingbai closed Xia Zheng's bookcase, and opened the drawer under his desk. There was nothing in it. Although Xia Xianning was on guard, he was still a little nervous, and turned his head to take a look from time to time.

Fortunately, the house was very quiet at this time, and there was no sound of footsteps in the corridor. Luo Yingbai quickly went through Xia Zheng's study, and finally poured out a red velvet box from his pen holder. A compact ladies watch fits inside.

The hands on the watch were still moving, Luo Yingbai took a closer look, and he could see that this watch was well-made and must be worth a lot of money, it should be the one the female ghost mentioned.

He checked it up and down, the watch has been produced for a long time, the case is in good condition, the leather strap is slightly worn, and there is a faint trace of blood on it, other than that there is no other abnormality.

Luo Yingbai thought for a while, then quickly ran downstairs, and flashed back to Xia Xianning's bedroom, Xia Xianning was holding a tablet in his hand, looked up and saw him, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

Luo Yingbai didn't notice his expression, and hurriedly asked: "Is there anything wrong?"

Xia Xianning said: "Zhu Linya and Cheng Guangchen have left, Xia Zheng is alone in the bedroom, he is fine for the time being."

Luo Yingbai quickly took out the watch and showed it to him: "Look, it's this one!"

He was wearing gloves, Xia Xianning didn't take the watch over, but looked at Luo Yingbai's hand, and said, "It seems to have been stained with blood."

Luo Yingbai said: "I think so too, but this watch has been around for too long, and it has changed several owners, so it is not clear where the blood is stained."

The color of the strap is darker, and the two of them didn't tell the difference with the naked eye, but felt the blood on the watch. Xia Xianning said: "Otherwise, put it back first, so that Xia Zheng won't be on guard, and wait until the pawn shop's records come out." make plans."

Luo Yingbai gently scraped off a layer of powder on the surface of the strap with a blade, wrapped it in clean paper, and was about to go out when the door next door suddenly rang.

Luo Yingbai said: "It's over, Xia Zheng has come out!"

Xia Xianning said: "I'll hold him back, you go through the window and put the watch back!"

As soon as Xia Zheng went out, he saw that the door of Xia Xianning's room next door was also opened, and Xia Xianning just walked out.

In Xia Zheng's heart, he really didn't want to talk to him, but he didn't have the psychological quality to turn a blind eye to Xia Xianning, so he could only pull the corners of his lips with a smile, and said, "Brother."

Xia Xianning is not Luo Yingbai's kind of person who can chat with anyone, so he nodded and chatted awkwardly: "What are you going to do?"

Xia Zheng almost blurted out the sentence "Can you manage it?", but he swallowed it back abruptly, and said, "I'll go to the study to read."

Xia Xianning was silent for a while, Xia Zheng was about to leave when he heard him say: "You didn't handle that well yesterday."

Xia Zheng: "..."

Xia Xianning, how annoying!

After Luo Yingbai returned everything to the original state and turned from the third floor back to the second floor, the atmosphere between the two brothers had become tense and stiff.

Luo Yingbai didn't know how Xia Xianning could talk about Xia Zheng as if he wanted to eat people after chatting for a day, so he walked over casually and said with a smile: "What are you two doing? Xianning, come back to the room with me, I have something to do with you." you say."

It's finally time to end this awkward situation!Xia Zheng and Xia Xianning breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, Xia Zheng took the opportunity to say quickly: "You guys go ahead, I'm leaving first."

Luo Yingbai tugged on Xia Xianning's arm, smiled and nodded at him: "Okay."

Xia Zheng ran away in a hurry, and Luo Yingbai couldn't help laughing as soon as he entered the door, and said to Xia Xianning: "See, what did you say to make him angry?"

Xia Xianning said with a half-smile, "Instead of asking me this, why don't you answer my doubts first, Senior Brother."

Luo Yingbai: "?"

Xia Xianning picked up the tablet next to the bed and shook it at him, with a smile on her thin lips, quite "evil, charming and crazy".

Luo Yingbai said: "What's the matter? Did I break it for you... Oh, my God!"

He instantly remembered what he did with his tablet before Xia Xianning entered the door, and suddenly felt that the sky was falling.

In order to make it easier for the vests on both sides to fight, Luo Yingbai often uses several devices at the same time when he logs on to the forum. It also happened to be seen by Xia Xianning.

Luo Yingbai said gruffly, "You don't use a tablet much, do you?"

Xia Xianning said: "Occasionally, I would read some novels for entertainment."

Luo Yingbai: "...I was wrong."

Xia Xianning looked leisurely, resting his chin on one hand, raising the tablet with the other hand, and read: "Facing Xia Xianning's pressing step by step, Luo Yingbai's painful expression gradually faded, and he became as cold as ice again. He flicked his sleeves, faintly Said: "Your Majesty is doing this, if you want to exchange your body for your imperial power, then I advise you not to waste your efforts. Don't forget, I am just a eunuch!"..."

Xia Xianning cleared her throat, deliberately made her voice louder, and read another person's lines:

"'No, you still don't understand what I mean.' Xia Xianning grabbed Luo Yingbai's hand and pressed it on his lapel, his handsome face was full of determination, 'I don't want any imperial power, I just want to stay with you side.'”

"What about the eunuch? I can teach you what you don't know... Please, don't abandon me, don't abolish me... You see, I can really do anything for you"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

This Eunuch×Emperor’s Abuse Essay is about Luo Yingbai, who became a eunuch after a criminal minister. The princes hold the power alone.

Later, when the little emperor Xia Xianning grew up, he had no real power and was like a useless person, but he had a deep scheming heart.He took the initiative to seduce Luo Yingbai, and then used him step by step to take back his country.

The final ending is that the two meet each other in battle and confront each other on the battlefield. However, when a cold arrow is shot at Xia Xianning, Luo Yingbai blocks the arrow and dies for Xia Xianning.

Although the setting of the eunuch in this story aroused great dissatisfaction among Luo Yingbai, but other than that, at least this person is neither a mother nor a fool, he can be regarded as a generation of heroes, and it is better than those useless wretches who cry under his name Much stronger.

Luo Yingbai glanced at the plot hastily before this, but didn't pay much attention to the specific description and details.

Only now did he feel deeply ashamed.Luo Yingbai really can't imagine what Xia Xianning's face and tongue are made of, and he can read these words without changing his expression.