"Open the door, open the door, open the door! You have the ability to cheat money, and you have the ability to open the door!"
When Luo Yingbai woke up from the hangover, she heard a very familiar line.
His alcohol-drenched mind hadn't figured out the two profound questions of "who am I and where am I?" subconsciously felt that something bad was about to happen somewhere.
So he stepped over a pile of empty wine bottles on the ground, inexplicably went to the corner to get an umbrella, and opened the door of his house.
"Wow!"
As soon as the door opened, a bucket of paint splashed towards him. Luo Yingbai quickly opened the umbrella, clasped his fingers together, and cast a water-avoiding spell. The sky was full of red rain, and he was dressed in white, not stained with dust. , with clear and handsome features, as if he had just stepped out of a picture scroll, and he had the aura of a fairy.
Outside the door was a middle-aged man carrying a paint bucket. The bucket in his hand was still dripping with red paint. Luo Yingbai was taken aback by him, and blurted out: "Damn it!"
"Fuck!" - the quiet and beautiful man Luo Yingbai also exclaimed silently in his heart.
He finally understood why he subconsciously wanted to hold an umbrella just now!He was... reborn!
The person now should have appeared two years ago, on that unforgettable day when someone knocked on the door and splashed paint on it.
Luo Yingbai is a feng shui master. In his last life, the night before this time, he helped people find the kidnapped child, but the calculated location was wrong. After he went there, he didn't find it. Instead, he picked up a small bloody child. Clothes, I was anxious right away, and after calling the police, I came to the door with a paint bucket to find fault with him.
He couldn't believe it, so he confirmed it again: "You are... Brother Wang Aijun? The one who lost the child?"
Wang Aijun came to his senses and was furious: "Who the hell is your big brother! You liar promised us yesterday that as long as you look 200 meters southeast after dawn, you will definitely find the child. We believe you. As a result, I received this dress today! If something happens to my child, I will kill you even if I go to jail!"
Behind him stood his wife and eldest son, looking very angry.
Luo Yingbai remembered the misunderstanding in her previous life, grabbed the dress with her hand, and explained: "Don't worry, it's pig's blood. The child you are looking for should be in..."
"Fuck!" The child's mother, Zhou Jufang, was emotional and interrupted him.
Luo Yingbai backed away in time, avoiding the sonorous "bah", and only heard the other party say: "You bastard! Last time we searched according to what you said, but we didn't find anyone at all. You still want to Play tricks!"
The boy wearing a high school uniform next to him also said: "You pretended to be a master of metaphysics on Weibo to tell people's fortunes, and you are also spreading feudal superstition ideas. We have just exposed your behavior to.... If you don't tell the truth, You will be searched by human flesh!"
He seemed very nervous, and finally stumbled and said these few words, the tip of his nose was sweating.Only then did Luo Yingbai know that his Weibo account was exposed in this way in the previous life.He remembered the overwhelming abuse and condemnation in the comment area, and couldn't help but glance at the boy. In his impression, this should be Wang Jianjun's eldest son, named Wang Huaizhi.
The other party was caught by him, and he ducked back nervously.
Zhou Jufang also said that Luo Yingbai couldn't bear it anymore, and raised her hand: "Shut up."
He said: "You guys have said so much, it's time for me to say it. Mr. Wang Aijun, I'll just ask you. I remember that I told you to find the child immediately after I pointed out the direction. Did you find it immediately?" ?”
Wang Aijun was taken aback.
Luo Yingbai said again: "I also said that only the two of you can know the result of the hexagram. If you find the child, you will tell others. Have you followed suit?"
Zhou Jufang said: "We..."
Luo Yingbai didn't give her a chance to speak: "Finally, I just said that the clothes were made of pig's blood. If you haven't tested it, then say I'm wrong? Hurt my heart and lose money?"
After finishing speaking, the whole family looked dazed, and Luo Yingbai breathed a sigh of relief, refreshed - no wonder everyone said rebirth is good, and they were waiting for this second.
Wang Aijun and his wife looked at each other. He really didn't do those things. At that time, because he was afraid that Luo Yingbai was a liar, he told a few relatives and friends about his fortune-telling, and asked them to go find it together... Is this very important?
After all, human life is at stake, Luo Yingbai said that he would stop making things difficult when he was happy, and said in a slow tone: "I will only say this once, the Songqiao Internet Cafe opposite No. [-] Middle School. If you have someone you know nearby, let them They go pick up the kids right away. It's too late."
Before Wang Aijun went upstairs, he swore that he would never be fooled by the fortune-teller who received thousands of knives again, but Luo Yingbai's tone and expression when he spoke still made him feel like he wanted to obey for no reason, so Wang Aijun couldn't help but He took out his phone and called a friend who lives next to the Internet cafe.
He was busy making phone calls, and didn't notice that the face of the eldest son beside him turned pale all of a sudden. Luo Yingbai saw it and smiled faintly.
After Wang Aijun called his friend, he immediately asked the other party for help in finding the child.
In less than 5 minutes, the call came back from the other side. Wang Aijun picked it up, and was stunned after hearing a sentence.
Zhou Jufang rushed up immediately and grabbed her husband's arm: "What's wrong? What happened to our family? Talk to me!"
Wang Aijun said blankly: "The child...is found, nothing happened."
This time, it was found so easily.
Zhou Jufang let go of him, her legs felt weak, and she sat down on the ground.
Wang Aijun looked at her, and then at Luo Yingbai, his mind was a little lost—he was dubious about Luo Yingbai before, so he went to the doctor in a hurry, but after listening to his words, not only did the child not be found, but the bloody clothes were still there. He was sent here, so he got angry and came to smash the field, secretly swearing that he would never believe in any fucking metaphysics in this life, but now that he has offended people, the master can speak again, and the child has been found again!
The three views are subverted too often, it's almost crazy.
It turns out that Luo Yingbai said before that it was their mistake that did not find the child, it was not an excuse, but the truth?In fact, the master did not make a mistake!
He couldn't help stammering: "Master, we were offended before, so I'm so sorry! Many, thank you, we will definitely compensate you for your loss, and this time's reward. If it was less before, I will Add more to you!"
If he used his status before he washed his hands in the golden basin, he would earn hundreds of thousands of dollars if he helped any high-ranking official and wealthy businessman to check Fengshui. The family's financial conditions are not good, and collecting money is just a formality.Luo Yingbai smiled: "You don't need to add money, it's just that you made a comment on Weibo before, please clarify it?"
Just as Wang Aijun was about to agree, Wang Huaizhi said anxiously: "Then I will delete Weibo when I get back!"
Luo Yingbai raised her eyebrows, the corners of her lips seemed to be curved, "Is it just deleted?"
After the Weibo post in the previous life was published, I was very scheming and @ several big v, and it was quickly reposted and read countless times. The impact caused by it cannot be simply deleted.Luo Yingbai has always been good-natured, and he doesn't have to be as knowledgeable as a child, it's just that this kid is too badass, and it's absolutely impossible not to have a long memory.
Wang Huaizhi said anxiously: "Isn't it enough to delete it? What else do you want from me!"
The most well-known time in his life was after posting such a Weibo. Seeing many people discussing under his Weibo, Wang Huaizhi even felt very proud. The students in the class also knew about it, and they enthusiastically expressed Help forward it, if you tell them that everything is fake at this time, how shameful you will be!
Zhou Jufang thought about it, and couldn't help but said: "Master Luo, see if you can forgive me... Huai Zhi is still an underage student, ignorant, and worried for his younger brother. He didn't think too much before posting on Weibo. He If you realize your mistake in the future, you won’t make it again. It’s not good to have a big impact if things go wrong, you should think about it for him, he still has to take the college entrance examination.”
The parents really don't understand their own children at all, Luo Yingbai shook his head, and said with a shallow smile: "It's because they are ignorant that they have to be disciplined, isn't it?"
He meant something: "For children, don't always think that you can pamper him at a young age, otherwise he can cheat others, and he will always have a way to surprise you. I don't care, I just worry about you. Throughout the ages, being bullied by bear children There are quite a lot of parents who cheated to death. Sigh, I don’t know what kind of addiction you guys are having if you don’t educate your children after giving birth and turn them into bastards who cheat you.”
Wang Aijun: "..."
Luo Yingbai's tone was tinged with laughter, as if teasing, but there was clearly something to be said, his face blushed, and just as he was about to ask, a child's voice came over: "Mom and Dad! And brother!"
When he turned his head, he found that his friend was leading his youngest son here, and they had just taken a taxi from Songqiao.
"Obviously!"
Zhou Jufang hurried over and hugged him: "My dear son, you scared my mother to death! You are going to piss me off! What do you think you are doing in an Internet cafe by yourself? How old are you? You are so disobedient! You bastard!" child……"
She hugged and scolded, but said clearly: "Mom, didn't you ask brother to take me there?"
Zhou Jufang: "You're still lying! When will I..."
In the middle of her speech, she suddenly stopped.
There was no sound around, only Mingming, who didn't know the situation, was still saying: "I didn't lie. My brother first let me live in an Internet cafe, and then changed me to another Internet cafe, saying that my mother asked me to wait there... "
"You took Mingming away?"
Zhou Jufang interrupted his explanation, squatted on the ground and slowly turned her head to look at Wang Huaizhi, and suddenly remembered what Luo Yingbai told them during the first fortune-telling, "Don't reveal the news to anyone".
Thinking about it now, isn't what I told was just a few relatives? Why did I disappear when I said I can't see it?The master even figured out this, but he didn't think about it at all.
Under her gaze, Wang Huaizhi was sweating profusely, and stammered, "Mom, I, I'm not...I was just kidding with my brother."
Before the words were finished, Wang Aijun rushed up and slapped him severely.
Anger, disappointment and disbelief intertwined, he snapped, "You bastard! Are you still human?!"
Seeing this scene, Luo Yingbai was thoughtful.
Although he calculated Mingming's whereabouts in his last life, he never thought that it was his underage brother who kidnapped the child. Because Wang Aijun and his wife did not follow his advice, Wang Huaizhi heard the news and exchanged Mingming overnight. If Luo Yingbai hadn't told his fortune again later, he would obviously walk out of the Internet cafe an hour later because of hunger, and was accidentally hit by a car to death.
Fortunately, they found it in time and saved a life.Judging from Wang Huaizhi's face, Fang Yintang has fine spots like snake patterns, and his eyes are black and blue. He must have encountered some difficulties recently, and this difficulty may lead him astray. Swollen, his troubles are still related to his parents.But right now there is no opportunity to solve the problem, and it is not time for change.
Wang Aijun and Zhou Jufang scolded a few words and remembered that there were people around them, and quickly asked Wang Huaizhi and Luo Yingbai to apologize, saying that they would immediately post a Weibo clarification and a public apology after returning.
Luo Yingbai said: "Okay." He paused, and then said, "Maybe we will meet again soon, so let's not bid farewell, please."
Several people were taken aback for a moment, but the speaker had already smiled, turned around and entered the room, and closed the door.
Luo Yingbai didn't care about the mess on the ground, the first thing he did when he entered the door was to turn on the computer and quickly log in to his Weibo.
He swiped the mouse to browse for a while, and the corners of his lips twitched.
Ho, what a bloody storm!
When Luo Yingbai woke up from the hangover, she heard a very familiar line.
His alcohol-drenched mind hadn't figured out the two profound questions of "who am I and where am I?" subconsciously felt that something bad was about to happen somewhere.
So he stepped over a pile of empty wine bottles on the ground, inexplicably went to the corner to get an umbrella, and opened the door of his house.
"Wow!"
As soon as the door opened, a bucket of paint splashed towards him. Luo Yingbai quickly opened the umbrella, clasped his fingers together, and cast a water-avoiding spell. The sky was full of red rain, and he was dressed in white, not stained with dust. , with clear and handsome features, as if he had just stepped out of a picture scroll, and he had the aura of a fairy.
Outside the door was a middle-aged man carrying a paint bucket. The bucket in his hand was still dripping with red paint. Luo Yingbai was taken aback by him, and blurted out: "Damn it!"
"Fuck!" - the quiet and beautiful man Luo Yingbai also exclaimed silently in his heart.
He finally understood why he subconsciously wanted to hold an umbrella just now!He was... reborn!
The person now should have appeared two years ago, on that unforgettable day when someone knocked on the door and splashed paint on it.
Luo Yingbai is a feng shui master. In his last life, the night before this time, he helped people find the kidnapped child, but the calculated location was wrong. After he went there, he didn't find it. Instead, he picked up a small bloody child. Clothes, I was anxious right away, and after calling the police, I came to the door with a paint bucket to find fault with him.
He couldn't believe it, so he confirmed it again: "You are... Brother Wang Aijun? The one who lost the child?"
Wang Aijun came to his senses and was furious: "Who the hell is your big brother! You liar promised us yesterday that as long as you look 200 meters southeast after dawn, you will definitely find the child. We believe you. As a result, I received this dress today! If something happens to my child, I will kill you even if I go to jail!"
Behind him stood his wife and eldest son, looking very angry.
Luo Yingbai remembered the misunderstanding in her previous life, grabbed the dress with her hand, and explained: "Don't worry, it's pig's blood. The child you are looking for should be in..."
"Fuck!" The child's mother, Zhou Jufang, was emotional and interrupted him.
Luo Yingbai backed away in time, avoiding the sonorous "bah", and only heard the other party say: "You bastard! Last time we searched according to what you said, but we didn't find anyone at all. You still want to Play tricks!"
The boy wearing a high school uniform next to him also said: "You pretended to be a master of metaphysics on Weibo to tell people's fortunes, and you are also spreading feudal superstition ideas. We have just exposed your behavior to.... If you don't tell the truth, You will be searched by human flesh!"
He seemed very nervous, and finally stumbled and said these few words, the tip of his nose was sweating.Only then did Luo Yingbai know that his Weibo account was exposed in this way in the previous life.He remembered the overwhelming abuse and condemnation in the comment area, and couldn't help but glance at the boy. In his impression, this should be Wang Jianjun's eldest son, named Wang Huaizhi.
The other party was caught by him, and he ducked back nervously.
Zhou Jufang also said that Luo Yingbai couldn't bear it anymore, and raised her hand: "Shut up."
He said: "You guys have said so much, it's time for me to say it. Mr. Wang Aijun, I'll just ask you. I remember that I told you to find the child immediately after I pointed out the direction. Did you find it immediately?" ?”
Wang Aijun was taken aback.
Luo Yingbai said again: "I also said that only the two of you can know the result of the hexagram. If you find the child, you will tell others. Have you followed suit?"
Zhou Jufang said: "We..."
Luo Yingbai didn't give her a chance to speak: "Finally, I just said that the clothes were made of pig's blood. If you haven't tested it, then say I'm wrong? Hurt my heart and lose money?"
After finishing speaking, the whole family looked dazed, and Luo Yingbai breathed a sigh of relief, refreshed - no wonder everyone said rebirth is good, and they were waiting for this second.
Wang Aijun and his wife looked at each other. He really didn't do those things. At that time, because he was afraid that Luo Yingbai was a liar, he told a few relatives and friends about his fortune-telling, and asked them to go find it together... Is this very important?
After all, human life is at stake, Luo Yingbai said that he would stop making things difficult when he was happy, and said in a slow tone: "I will only say this once, the Songqiao Internet Cafe opposite No. [-] Middle School. If you have someone you know nearby, let them They go pick up the kids right away. It's too late."
Before Wang Aijun went upstairs, he swore that he would never be fooled by the fortune-teller who received thousands of knives again, but Luo Yingbai's tone and expression when he spoke still made him feel like he wanted to obey for no reason, so Wang Aijun couldn't help but He took out his phone and called a friend who lives next to the Internet cafe.
He was busy making phone calls, and didn't notice that the face of the eldest son beside him turned pale all of a sudden. Luo Yingbai saw it and smiled faintly.
After Wang Aijun called his friend, he immediately asked the other party for help in finding the child.
In less than 5 minutes, the call came back from the other side. Wang Aijun picked it up, and was stunned after hearing a sentence.
Zhou Jufang rushed up immediately and grabbed her husband's arm: "What's wrong? What happened to our family? Talk to me!"
Wang Aijun said blankly: "The child...is found, nothing happened."
This time, it was found so easily.
Zhou Jufang let go of him, her legs felt weak, and she sat down on the ground.
Wang Aijun looked at her, and then at Luo Yingbai, his mind was a little lost—he was dubious about Luo Yingbai before, so he went to the doctor in a hurry, but after listening to his words, not only did the child not be found, but the bloody clothes were still there. He was sent here, so he got angry and came to smash the field, secretly swearing that he would never believe in any fucking metaphysics in this life, but now that he has offended people, the master can speak again, and the child has been found again!
The three views are subverted too often, it's almost crazy.
It turns out that Luo Yingbai said before that it was their mistake that did not find the child, it was not an excuse, but the truth?In fact, the master did not make a mistake!
He couldn't help stammering: "Master, we were offended before, so I'm so sorry! Many, thank you, we will definitely compensate you for your loss, and this time's reward. If it was less before, I will Add more to you!"
If he used his status before he washed his hands in the golden basin, he would earn hundreds of thousands of dollars if he helped any high-ranking official and wealthy businessman to check Fengshui. The family's financial conditions are not good, and collecting money is just a formality.Luo Yingbai smiled: "You don't need to add money, it's just that you made a comment on Weibo before, please clarify it?"
Just as Wang Aijun was about to agree, Wang Huaizhi said anxiously: "Then I will delete Weibo when I get back!"
Luo Yingbai raised her eyebrows, the corners of her lips seemed to be curved, "Is it just deleted?"
After the Weibo post in the previous life was published, I was very scheming and @ several big v, and it was quickly reposted and read countless times. The impact caused by it cannot be simply deleted.Luo Yingbai has always been good-natured, and he doesn't have to be as knowledgeable as a child, it's just that this kid is too badass, and it's absolutely impossible not to have a long memory.
Wang Huaizhi said anxiously: "Isn't it enough to delete it? What else do you want from me!"
The most well-known time in his life was after posting such a Weibo. Seeing many people discussing under his Weibo, Wang Huaizhi even felt very proud. The students in the class also knew about it, and they enthusiastically expressed Help forward it, if you tell them that everything is fake at this time, how shameful you will be!
Zhou Jufang thought about it, and couldn't help but said: "Master Luo, see if you can forgive me... Huai Zhi is still an underage student, ignorant, and worried for his younger brother. He didn't think too much before posting on Weibo. He If you realize your mistake in the future, you won’t make it again. It’s not good to have a big impact if things go wrong, you should think about it for him, he still has to take the college entrance examination.”
The parents really don't understand their own children at all, Luo Yingbai shook his head, and said with a shallow smile: "It's because they are ignorant that they have to be disciplined, isn't it?"
He meant something: "For children, don't always think that you can pamper him at a young age, otherwise he can cheat others, and he will always have a way to surprise you. I don't care, I just worry about you. Throughout the ages, being bullied by bear children There are quite a lot of parents who cheated to death. Sigh, I don’t know what kind of addiction you guys are having if you don’t educate your children after giving birth and turn them into bastards who cheat you.”
Wang Aijun: "..."
Luo Yingbai's tone was tinged with laughter, as if teasing, but there was clearly something to be said, his face blushed, and just as he was about to ask, a child's voice came over: "Mom and Dad! And brother!"
When he turned his head, he found that his friend was leading his youngest son here, and they had just taken a taxi from Songqiao.
"Obviously!"
Zhou Jufang hurried over and hugged him: "My dear son, you scared my mother to death! You are going to piss me off! What do you think you are doing in an Internet cafe by yourself? How old are you? You are so disobedient! You bastard!" child……"
She hugged and scolded, but said clearly: "Mom, didn't you ask brother to take me there?"
Zhou Jufang: "You're still lying! When will I..."
In the middle of her speech, she suddenly stopped.
There was no sound around, only Mingming, who didn't know the situation, was still saying: "I didn't lie. My brother first let me live in an Internet cafe, and then changed me to another Internet cafe, saying that my mother asked me to wait there... "
"You took Mingming away?"
Zhou Jufang interrupted his explanation, squatted on the ground and slowly turned her head to look at Wang Huaizhi, and suddenly remembered what Luo Yingbai told them during the first fortune-telling, "Don't reveal the news to anyone".
Thinking about it now, isn't what I told was just a few relatives? Why did I disappear when I said I can't see it?The master even figured out this, but he didn't think about it at all.
Under her gaze, Wang Huaizhi was sweating profusely, and stammered, "Mom, I, I'm not...I was just kidding with my brother."
Before the words were finished, Wang Aijun rushed up and slapped him severely.
Anger, disappointment and disbelief intertwined, he snapped, "You bastard! Are you still human?!"
Seeing this scene, Luo Yingbai was thoughtful.
Although he calculated Mingming's whereabouts in his last life, he never thought that it was his underage brother who kidnapped the child. Because Wang Aijun and his wife did not follow his advice, Wang Huaizhi heard the news and exchanged Mingming overnight. If Luo Yingbai hadn't told his fortune again later, he would obviously walk out of the Internet cafe an hour later because of hunger, and was accidentally hit by a car to death.
Fortunately, they found it in time and saved a life.Judging from Wang Huaizhi's face, Fang Yintang has fine spots like snake patterns, and his eyes are black and blue. He must have encountered some difficulties recently, and this difficulty may lead him astray. Swollen, his troubles are still related to his parents.But right now there is no opportunity to solve the problem, and it is not time for change.
Wang Aijun and Zhou Jufang scolded a few words and remembered that there were people around them, and quickly asked Wang Huaizhi and Luo Yingbai to apologize, saying that they would immediately post a Weibo clarification and a public apology after returning.
Luo Yingbai said: "Okay." He paused, and then said, "Maybe we will meet again soon, so let's not bid farewell, please."
Several people were taken aback for a moment, but the speaker had already smiled, turned around and entered the room, and closed the door.
Luo Yingbai didn't care about the mess on the ground, the first thing he did when he entered the door was to turn on the computer and quickly log in to his Weibo.
He swiped the mouse to browse for a while, and the corners of his lips twitched.
Ho, what a bloody storm!
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