Yokohama has a psychic

Osamu Dazai poked his head out from behind Suzumiya Asaka, and exclaimed "Wow", "Miss Suzumiya is so amazing ~ much more powerful than that annoying slug."

"Who's a slug, bastard!"

Suzumiya Asaka didn't refute or agree, but just shrugged: "There is a specialization in surgery."

Without the scalp-numbing monster, Nakahara finally heaved a sigh of relief, and then looked at Suzumiya Asaka: "Did you use your ability just now?"

"It's not a supernatural power." Suzumiya Asaxia lowered her head and picked up the magazine that fell on the ground due to the death of the owner, and patted the dust on it. "It's just a small formation."

"Array?" The two showed puzzled expressions at the same time.

"Well, it's a small way to deal with monsters," Suzumiya Asaxia didn't want to continue explaining to them. She raised her finger and pointed to the corpse of the boss who fell to the ground because the monster she controlled died and asked, "This What about the dead body?"

"Don't worry, just contact the Supernatural Special Affairs Section, they will send someone to deal with it." Osamu Dazai waved his hand indifferently.

"Okay." Seeing that there was no objection, Suzumiya Asaka expressed her understanding, and when passing by the newsstand, she also helped put the magazine back.

Although the poor boss will never sell it.

***

"Uh……"

As the saying goes, if three of you are together, something will happen.

Suzumiya Asaka glanced awkwardly at Osamu Dazai, who had been following her all this time, completely unconscious, "By the way, Mr. Dazai, are you still leaving? We're going back."

Osamu Dazai took out his game console from his pocket, and played games while walking, "Well, well, Miss Asaxia doesn't need to care about me, just go with yours."

Suzumiya Asaka: ...

Didn't care about you thank you.

But didn't you see that Chuya's face was all black!

Can you have a bit of b number, please?

If you don't leave, we will both be crushed by gravity!

"By the way, can I call you Qianxia?"

Osamu Dazai, who didn't have a b number, not only didn't leave, but even leaned in front of her and blinked. He didn't stop playing the game in his hand, and the ding ding dong dong sound of the game made her brain hurt.

"If you don't say anything, it's as if you agree!"

No, I think we can still discuss it...

Suzumiya Asaka wanted to refuse at first, but the moment she turned her head, she met the black-haired young man's deep iris-colored eyes, so she turned a corner with a desire to survive, and turned into: "Whatever .”

As soon as the words fell, Suzumiya Asahi clearly felt that the [-]-meter aura of Nakahara Nakaya on her right was like a volcano headed for a moment, and the gaze staring at her was scorching hot like some kind of beast in the mountains and forests.

Suzumiya Asaka: Trembling.

Please don't take me with you when you quarrel, can you?

I am so innocent!

So he could only silently bite the bullet and push Osamu Dazai a little further away.

However, the other party seemed completely unaware of her silent refusal. No, it might have been pretending not to notice it. In short, Suzumiya Asaka shrunk her sense of existence silently under the completely different auras of the two.

Rather than walking a tightrope between the two of them, she really prefers to make monster dens.

I walked all the way in this weird and silent atmosphere, until the silhouette of the Yokohama River loomed in front of me, and it was Dazai Osamu who broke the calm, "By the way, I heard that Asaka, you are Chuya's girlfriend ,is that true?"

She thought, can I?But she dared not say it.

Suzumiya Asaka: "...not true for the time being."

"For the time being?" Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, glanced at Chuya Nakahara, who was not very good-looking, and a pure smile suddenly appeared at the corner of his mouth.

etc!She is too familiar, this is the expression that wants to make trouble! ! !

Suzumiya Asaka was frantically warning, she immediately wanted to retreat, however, she was still not as fast as the opponent, her right hand was gently held, and then he gracefully kissed the back of her hand.

The youth's kite-colored eyes are full of false affection and the joy of making troubles, and the contradictions overlap, Suzumiya Asaxia is terrified when she sees it.

"That little dwarf doesn't seem to be worthy of you? How about Qianxia thinking about me?"

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

Suzumiya Asaka: Damn!

The orange-haired youth cracked his fists: "Hey! Dazai, what do you mean?"

Osamu Dazai's smile deepened: "That's what you think."

"Dazai, you seek death!"

"But Qianxia is not your girlfriend, can't I pursue her?"

"Huh? Who doesn't know you! You want her to pay you for dying in love together."

"Oh, oh, Zhong also really understands me."

"Hey! You should deny it to me!"

……

Suzumiya Asaka who was once again left to watch: ...

The mood is a little bit complicated.

For some reason, at this moment, an immature thought suddenly appeared in Suzumiya Asahi's heart——

If Osamu Dazai were a woman, he would definitely be his number one rival in love.

"By the way! Asaka, you must not know that Chuya has a lot of dark history before." Dazai Osamu didn't forget to pull Suzumiya Asaka into the water while he was busy.

"Hey! Dazai!"

It is undeniable that although Suzumiya Asaxia didn't want to go into the water, Dazai Osamu's words just hit her point of interest.

Osamu Dazai keenly noticed the secretly brightened eyes of the girl beside him, so he continued to coax and say: "There is also a lot of dark history in the book, for example, learning the horoscope of the eldest lady, does Asaxia really want to see it?"

Suzumiya Asaka: ...

Want to see, but dare not say.

"How is it? Do you want to see it?" If you want to see it, I will tell you more...

Dazai rule you devil!

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head to look at Suzumiya Asaka, the meaning in his eyes was self-evident, but he never expected that the girl who had always been well-behaved in his heart was stunned for a moment, then suddenly covered his face and turned towards Looking in the direction of Chuya Nakahara, he bowed in shame: "I'm sorry Chuya! But I really want to see it!"

really want to see...

would love to see...

want to see...

Look……

The five words circulated magically in his mind, causing his gaze to look at the girl to be dull: "Are you serious?"

Suzumiya Asaka secretly opened her fingers and observed the other person's expression carefully: "That's right... because it's very interesting just thinking about it."

"Hahahaha," Osamu Dazai couldn't stop laughing, he patted her on the shoulder while panting, "Asaka, I knew that you and I are the same, let me tell you, Zhongye is super easy to lie, whatever you want He believes everything, and playing tricks on him is especially fun."

It's easy to cheat. She saw it.

"Dazai, do you want to be crushed by gravity?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also had a red light in his hand.

Osamu Dazai hung on Suzumiya Asaka's arm as if he had no bones, and he didn't panic at all: "Anyway, Chu can't kill me without the order of the leader."

"Tsk, if it weren't for this, you would have died tens of thousands of times!"

Suzumiya Asaka looked at Nakahara Chuya who was once again fooled by the other party and did not make a move, and really doubted the authenticity of his words.

She pushed the person who was leaning on her body and refused to move, but this time the person cooperated and left.

Before he could dance in the minefield again, the phone in his pocket rang suddenly.

As if anticipating the other party's actions, Osamu Dazai moved the phone away from his ear, and then connected.

Suzumiya Asaka could hear the roar from the opposite side clearly: "Hey! Dazai! Where did you go again! Don't always run out during the meeting, bastard!!"

This voice... Suzumiya Asaka glanced at the phone, and saw "Kunikida Doppo" on the caller ID on the screen.

On the other side, Osamu Dazai still replied in an annoying tone: "Hi! Hi! I see, Kunikida, listen to me, I found another excellent suicide method today..."

The irritable voice continued to come: "Who cares about you!! Come back to me quickly!!"

Beep, beep, beep.

Osamu Dazai looked at the hung up phone in distress: "Ah... It seems that I have to leave. I had a good time today. Asaxia, don't miss me too much."

Don't worry, please leave quickly.

She sincerely thanked the person named "Kunikida Doppo" for taking away this scourge.

May God bless him, Amen.

***

After Osamu Dazai left, there were only Suzumiya Asaka and Nakahara Chuya left.

The orange-haired young man hesitated for a long time, and then said with some hesitation: "Well... you really want to see me, um... horoscope, cough cough, that is, um, do you want to be like Missy?"

okokokok?

Suzumiya Asaka raised her head in surprise: "Can I watch it? To be honest, I actually want to see women's clothing."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Nakahara Chuya: "How can it be possible to wear women's clothes! What are you thinking about!"

"Pretend to be you." Suzumiya Asaka said without thinking.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

puff.

Ah, smoke and smoke.

The hat is almost becoming a chimney.

Nakahara Chu also couldn't figure out why Suzumiya Asaka, a girl with such a pure and sweet appearance, could speak love words at her fingertips, which made him completely overwhelmed.

He covered his hot cheeks, knowing what he looked like in the other party's eyes without even thinking about it.

"Hey, why are you so...so..."

Unable to speak.

Did he admit that he was teased again just now?

It's so hard.

Then he felt his hat being pressed, and the girl's fragrant breath slowly approached and surrounded him, making his head that was about to explode blank again, and raised his eyes to meet the pair of smiling amber eyes. Eye.

The girl gently stroked the end of his eyes: "I don't want Chuuya to fall in love with me right now, anyway, no matter how long, I will wait for you."

……

Ten minutes later, Asaka Suzumiya stood alone by the quiet Yokohama River, blowing the cold wind quietly, thinking about life.

He ran away, he ran away, he ran away! ! !

How can she go back! ! !

The author has something to say: Suzumiya Asaka, who was left alone by the Yokohama River: Ah, today is another perfect day.