My bamboo horse can destroy the world

Song Lin, who always hides from reporters as soon as he can, can suddenly start talking with everyone in a friendly manner this time, even with a bit of chatteriness, and everyone immediately begins to have a strong interest.

Song Lin didn't mind this very much. That's right, he proposed to Qu Yuanhan, and Qu Yuanhan also agreed to get married. With a lot of dowry, he became a bride of hundreds of millions. It can blow on anyone for a year.

Probably because of a change in mentality, Song Lin even spoke with a relaxed tone.

Song Lin, who faced the reporter's questions, could behave like a spring breeze, but there were always some discordant voices mixed in.

"What do you think about the fact that you are still delivering food while your bamboo horse is getting promoted?" A voice from nowhere caught Song Lin's attention.

Song Lin suddenly looked over, and one of the ordinary-looking men with hats was stunned by Song Lin's eyes.

"I don't think it's such an inferior thing to deliver food." Song Lin's words made the people around him stand still. What do the media like to hear most? They speculate, rather than forcefully write an article that will obviously not attract attention based on various official discourses.

"Then you have always planned to deliver food?" The reporter wearing a hat did not intend to let go of such a good opportunity. Song Lin, who was smiling at Yan Yan just now, no longer smiled because of his words. This is obviously a good opportunity to speak out directly.

"Of course not." Before Song Lin could say anything else, the reporter spoke aggressively again.

"You don't regard food delivery as your all-time career, do you? Does that mean that you are not as interested in food delivery as you imagined, and you chose this industry purely because of your lack of ability?"

wow...

Song Lin narrowed his eyes.

Really quite a nasty guy, this man.

Is this man talking out of his head?Or is it that you can't wait to say anything in order to be able to write exclusive news?When he said this, he offended not only himself, but also offended a huge takeaway group!

It is true that people will not die if they don't die, and others can't stop them if they die.

"I personally think that the food delivery industry will continue to develop. In the future, the food delivery industry will even be able to promote economic development." Although Song Lin doesn't know how to speak in a bureaucratic tone, at least he speaks the truth in a straightforward manner, and it is enough to express his honest position. "There is a market where there is a demand. Food delivery personnel meet the needs of this market, just like you need reporters to have you. There is no high or low in itself. In the end, it depends on who has the money."

"Then you say you are rich, do you mean that you are Qu Yuanhan's partner because he is rich?"

Immediately, Song Lin's face turned down. This person is really not an ordinary loathsome person. This kind of loathsomeness is even more disgusting than seeing a cockroach being trampled to death.

"Please understand one thing."

Song Lin walked in the direction of the reporter wearing the hat. As soon as the other reporters saw this scene, they knew that big news would definitely happen next. Everyone raised their cameras high and gave way to Song Lin. Dao, all the light shining on Song Lin's face looked very dazzling.

"It was Qu Yuanhan who became a rich man because of me, not because Qu Yuanhan became a rich man, so we are together. Your logic is really uncomfortable." Song Lin raised his chin contemptuously, condescendingly Looking at the reporter who was half a head shorter than him, "With your logic, it's no wonder that you can only be a small reporter and never make a lot of money."

The reporter frowned when he heard Song Lin's sarcastic words, obviously because he was very uncomfortable being ridiculed by Song Lin: "Are you talking to me as a public person now?"

"Who told you that I'm a public figure?" Xiu Enai, who was still in a good mood, came here to disrupt the situation, "How do you know that I am a public figure? I sing and act in movies? I became rich as an official? What can I do to be powerful enough to affect our entire company?"

Not to mention that Qu Yuanhan's current achievements are the most smooth process in the world that can be achieved under the condition that the government is working together all the way. The rapid development in just two years also depends on Qu Yuanhan's high salary for employees under the premise of wages.

Qu Yuanhan himself does not need money at all, even the furniture he built is actually made by Qu Yuanhan himself, so Qu Yuanhan does not have a great demand for money itself, so he can earn a lot of money. How much can be easily distributed to employees.

Don't people work for money?In the situation of high wages, everyone is not working hard. The better the work, the higher the wages. This is something that all fools know.

"As Qu Yuanhan's partner, you are already a public figure. Could it be that you intend to remain an ordinary person under Qu Yuanhan's background?"

This is asking if he is going to be a full-time home cook?Song Lin looked at the reporter in front of him, and suddenly seemed to understand something.

What came out of the reporter's eyes was not only a desire to dig into his privacy, but also a characteristic emotion of his own, which was... jealousy.

After realizing the reason why the reporter kept pestering this question, Song Lin, who was still a little unhappy, now only had sympathy in his eyes.

Then Song Lin twitched his mouth, narrowed his eyes, and relaxed his body. He looked at the reporter in front of him in a stern manner: "Yes, I am someone who takes care of me. My family is not only for Qu Yuanhan to make money, but also for me to make money. Let him do the housework, and he will have to wear the wedding dress when the time comes, I am a man who is being taken care of by Qu Yuanhan, not only that, but I plan to let Qu Yuanhan give me a baby in the future!"

Immediately, he surprised everyone with his words, which really implemented the principle of the little boy in life.

Song Lin was very satisfied with everyone's distorted faces due to shock, and said while leaving the reporter's circle: "I'm sorry, this is life, I have a rich man to support, you don't have it, you..."

As he spoke, he pointed to the reporter wearing a hat.

"In the future, our children can just burn money to play." Song Lin deliberately brushed Mo Xu's hair while talking, which made Song Lin feel charming, "But you are waiting When our children were born, they didn't have the ability to say this casually."

After finishing speaking, Song Lin turned around and left, let out a surprised haha ​​sound, and then disappeared in front of everyone.

It's really cool to run after pretending to be aggressive!

Song Lin felt happy when he answered the dormitory, and even took a shower, which can be said to be very awesome.

Then the next day, what Song Lin said before exploded on the Internet in various ways.

"What's the matter?" Qu Yuanhan, who hadn't got up yet and planned to hug Song Lin and lie on the bed for a while, opened one eye and looked at Song Lin who was fiddling with the phone.

"Wow, it's fermented." Song Lin quickly looked at the messy messages on his phone, "They said I was defiant, that I was a bully, that I was pretending to be powerful, and that I was not worthy of the number one man in history."

Qu Yuanhan also saw the message on the phone, and raised his eyebrows quite unexpectedly: "What did you say?"

"It's just ordinary talk, look at these reporters, tsk tsk tsk, are they trying to understand?" Song Lin pointed to one of the messages and said, "This person said that I am arrogant and casually despise all walks of life."

"Huh?" Qu Yuanhan leaned on Song Lin's body, looking sideways at the information above.

"This person said that I don't have any ambitions, and that I'm close to the water first, and I've taken advantage of it." No matter how magnificent the rhetoric is, the content actually says so much, Song Lin can still see this. .

"Yeah." Lanlansan didn't even intend to care about what kind of weird remarks came out. To Qu Yuanhan, it was just a boring joke between ordinary humans.

"This person said, I'm bullying others and using Qu Yuanhan's background to act unscrupulously." Song Lin looked at the above things and almost died of laughter, "Why do you think these reporters are so talented? It's really because the reporter's job is not very good. Is it delicious?"

"Human beings tend to use negative things more than positive things to make people find a sense of presence on the Internet. This kind of development is actually very interesting."

Song Lin blinked his eyes: "Why do I feel that you've been separating and looking at human beings a lot more times recently?"

He vaguely knew that Qu Yuanhan seemed to want to get rid of his human identity, but Song Lin still hesitated, after all, he was not ready to abandon all his previous ideas and rejoin another world.

Insecurity is also a factor.

Qu Yuanhan looked at Song Lin's phone, and suddenly saw a message on it.

#历史第一富豪恋人 Put down the rhetoric: Let the rich lover give birth to him#

???

Qu Yuanhan reached out to click on the information on it, Song Lin also saw it, and didn't stop him, silently waiting for Qu Yuanhan to read the information inside.

Qu Yuanhan raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and then turned off Song Lin's phone.

"What do you think?" Song Lin looked at Qu Yuanhan next to him with bright eyes.

"What do you think?" Qu Yuanhan looked away, not intending to answer.

"Have a baby." Although Song Lin is not very sensitive to children, there are only a few things in this world, getting married and having children, raising a baby and so on.

"Oh." Qu Yuanhan lowered his head, and then raised his head. Song Lin still had that expectant look in his eyes, which caused Qu Yuanhan to sigh a long time, "Hey, Song Lin, have you ever thought that if you let me give birth, What will be born."

Song Lin was taken aback, what is it?

"I also told you that I am not the same species as you. Even though my current body looks like a human being, it is not in essence." Qu Yuanhan stretched out his hand to cover his stomach, "After all, you have seen Can male humans get pregnant?"

Song Lin's eyes were dumbfounded.

yes...

What if Qu Yuanhan really gave birth?

What will be born?

First of all, how old is Qu Yuanhan?How tall?If it is said to be very big and tall, does it mean that the baby alone has to be three stories tall after birth?

Just thinking about that scene, Song Lin felt a chill down his spine: "No, no, we won't have children, it's too scary."

Song Lin held Qu Yuanhan's hand hard, and squeezed out a little tear: "I also don't want you to suffer this. If you don't have children, you can have children. Let's live our own lives well."

Seeing Song Lin's appearance, Qu Yuanhan couldn't help but want to laugh, and then reached out to stroke Song Lin's flat belly in a vicious way, with Song Lin's engraved

Intentionally exercised muscles.

"Actually, it's not impossible to really want our child, it's just that you gave birth to me instead of me." Qu Yuanhan's evil smile looked like a big devil in front of Song Lin's eyes, "Your body After all, you are a human being, and under the confinement and restriction of the human body, there will definitely be differences in development, maybe the one you gave birth to is a normal human being?"

He has a baby?

Song Lin thought his abdominal muscles softened little by little, and then gradually grew bigger as time went by, and then turned into a bulging belly with a child inside. He lowered his head and looked at it lovingly. with an unborn child.

Immediately, a chill ran down my spine, and my hair was about to stand on end.

"No, no, no, no, this joke is not funny at all!" Song Lin couldn't feel the half-smile smile on the corner of Qu Yuanhan's mouth, "It's too scary, you can't take this seriously!"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha..." Qu Yuanhan couldn't help laughing out loud, tears came out of the corners of his eyes.

Song Lin, who looked at Qu Yuanhan's smile, had only one thought in his mind: Fuck, these evildoers look so good-looking when they smile!

Just as Song Lin was in a daze, Qu Yuanhan lifted Song Lin's chin and kissed it directly.

At the same time, the roommate who went out to do morning exercises directly opened the door.

Then saw this scene.

Yang Tao took two steps back to block Big Fatty, then forced Big Fatty out, and closed the door thoughtfully. Before closing the door, he said stupidly, "Go on, hahahahaha."

"Fuck you, be good!" Kunhu kicked the door open before it was completely closed, "You two dogs, please don't be affectionate in public all day long, please pay attention to the influence, okay?!"

"???" Song Lin pushed Qu Yuanhan away, and the entangled kiss between the two was connected with a trace of crystal thin thread, and when it was disconnected, Qu Yuanhan still squinted his eyes slightly, releasing the intoxication from all over his body. The breath almost directly deprived everyone of the ability to breathe.

"Look at your size!" Kunhu saw that Song Lin looked at Qu Yuanhan straightened his eyes, and slapped Song Lin on the back of the head, "You are worthless, you have never seen a good-looking People? If I look good, I don't look much better than him?!"

However, Kunhu suddenly felt a wave of dark air coming from Song Lin's body, instinctively skipped his thinking, subconsciously jumped back two steps in a row, and directly aimed at Qu Yuanhan in a defensive posture.

"Awesome, this agility..." Song Lin couldn't help clapping his hands after seeing Kunhu's posture, "Strong."

"I didn't see those few strokes just now, Kunhu, have you practiced kung fu?" Yang Tao came in with Fatty and complained, "You look so handsome?"

Kunhu felt cold sweat dripping down his back, didn't he just hit Song Lin?At that moment just now, Qu Yuanhan seemed to want to kill himself, and he was so scared that he didn't remember anything.

"Practiced a little boxing and kicking." Kunhu couldn't help wiping the sweat on his forehead, and then he relaxed and walked towards Song Lin, "Can't you two be a little more secretive? You two are so bright and unscrupulous every day, it's almost too late." It's become someone else's little movie."

"What?" Song Lin didn't quite understand.

Kunhu took out his mobile phone and opened the photo album, and a picture saved in it made Song Lin's eyes widen.

This picture is not very clear, but you can tell who the protagonist in the photo is.

The boy who was pressed against the wall of the bathroom seemed to be a little uncomfortable, his body twisted unnaturally, and one leg was lifted up by the man who was pressed against his body. Although they were not connected to each other, both of them had apparently gone off the rails. Seeing It's time to move on to the next step.

An overly delicate man with bare back, graceful lines, wide shoulders and narrow hips, overly good-looking radians and unexaggerated bulges of muscles, long hair hanging over his shoulders, if you insist on looking from the back, you can even say a stronger girl Everyone believes it.

"The angle of this shot is also amazing." Song Lin had never really seen what kind of posture he was in when he was doing that thing, but he had to say that the moment he saw this photo, he already had a feeling.

"Is this the time for you to be narcissistic?!" Kunhu snatched the phone with a slap in the face, completely speechless about Song Lin's focus, "Now people are taking this photo and starting to take a walk video , the petty theft you two secretly did in the dormitory is known to others!"

"Where did this photo come from?" Of course Song Lin knew what it meant, so he asked Qu Yuanhan directly.

Although it is said that Kunhu and Qu Yuanhan have the same identities, they have been in the past after all. Kunhu, who is already in retirement, has lost a lot of abilities.

"It's Shi Haohao." Qu Yuanhan said lightly.

"Hey, you can't talk nonsense." Yang Tao, who also saw the things in the picture, blushed a little, and had to say that the photo was really exciting, "No matter how unsocial Shi Haohao is, it's our housemate." Friends, it’s not good to wrong people with empty words.”

"That's right." Fatty agreed beside him, "Although that guy is gloomy, it's not so easy to frame him."

"You guys are very kind." Song Lin, who trusts Qu Yuanhan completely and unconditionally, looked up at the crowd and curled his lips, "After all, you know people, know faces, but don't know your heart. If you trust that guy so much, he will let you down. What about trust?"

"But you have no evidence to say that Shi Haohao did it?"

Actually, everyone in the dormitory has no special friendship with Shi Haohao. Shi Haohao is like a person living in a trap, completely immersed in his own world and unable to communicate with the outside world.

They occasionally went out for dinner, and they would call Shi Haohao every time, but Shi Haohao never went there.

Once Big Fatty tried to force Shi Haohao to eat with him, but Shi Haohao scolded him directly, and no one tried to get close to Shi Haohao after that.

"There is no good evidence or no evidence. What Qu Yuanhan said is the truth!" Song Lin squinted at your two roommates who were still in the dark, and finally just sighed helplessly, "I I know you guys are very upset, but you believe me, as long as Qu Yuanhan says that, there must be such a thing!"

Yang Tao and Big Fatty didn't know Qu Yuanhan's identity, but according to Qu Yuanhan's prestige in the dormitory, Yang Tao and Big Fatty still believed in Song Lin's insistence.

"This kid, I really don't know what I've done." Kun Hu looked at his phone, "Hey, don't you care? Now your little videos are flying all over the sky, just as we are talking for a while, this group has joined Thirteen people, you have to know that Internet communication grows geometrically."

"I don't think it's anything." Song Lin sat on the edge of the bed with his legs crossed, leaning on his arms, "Isn't it normal for Qu Yuanhan and I to do this as a couple?"

Kunhu's complexion changed a few times: "You have a big heart."

This Song Lin really doesn't know how to live, and he doesn't care about the things around him at all. He is obviously a human being who has received an orthodox education, so why is he here in a hurry in the end?Kunhu felt that he was doubting life.

"But this is violating the right to privacy." Fatty said suddenly, facing Qu Yuanhan, "Do you want your wife's body to be recorded and passed on to others?"

Qu Yuanhan looked at Fatty and paused for a moment.

Fatty began to tremble unnaturally, not only Fatty, but also Yang Tao. The two of them began to tremble inexplicably, and they couldn't speak smoothly. It felt like the air around them had turned into condensed water vapor, from the skin to the body. There was a strong stabbing pain.

"What's going on? Why is it so cold all of a sudden?" Fatty asked suspiciously.

"Yes, me too, I don't know why I keep shaking." Yang Tao also echoed.

Kunhu glanced at Qu Yuanhan, maybe Song Lin didn't mind, but unfortunately someone did!