My bamboo horse can destroy the world

Song Lin has never lived in a dormitory, and only after entering the dormitory did Song Lin know...

It's so crowded.

Qu Yuanhan seemed to have grown taller again, tall and thin, such a tall person lay down on the bed and the bed seemed small.

Song Lin himself is not short, but fortunately, being thin doesn't take up much space, not to mention that Kunhu is calculated by being cute... Uh, he's not actually short, but he feels like A lot shorter, because cute.

But Song Lin, apart from the slightly gloomy boy named Shi Haohao, the other two are tall and big, and one of them can shake three times when he walks. Song Lin really saw six big men crowded together The feeling of being in a dorm.

But fortunately, although he looks strong, he is surprisingly easy to get along with. The one who is a little thinner is called Yang Tao, and the other is called Shao Shuai who is fat and oily.

Boys' friendship is actually very simple, as long as they play the same game, those few people can quickly mature together.

"Now there are still colleges that don't bring computers?" Big Fatty can let people call him Big Fatty, and the others don't make any fuss, just call them whatever they want.

There is no class tomorrow, and I just need to pick up the books according to the stipulated time, so several people decided to go to the Internet cafe all night. Song Lin would not refuse if he wanted to build a good relationship with his roommates. Only Shi Haohao gave them a cold look. I can't say it.

"What's good for a computer?" Song Lin himself doesn't plan to buy a computer, and it's not like he doesn't know how to use it. If he buys that thing, his obsessive plan to make money is over again.

"It's dark!?"

"I'm a person with higher aspirations!" Song Lin said while looking back at a billboard erected next to him, his eyes lit up, but he didn't say anything and continued to follow all night.

Song Lin and Qu Yuanhan, one has accumulated superb skills and the other has quickly mastered game skills by virtue of their own learning ability. Both of them have stepped into the ranks of masters. The cooperation between Shang Song Lin and Qu Yuanhan was simply not something that could be produced through running-in, and it made everyone else lie down very well.

"Fuck, what I played here today is really..." Fatty and Yang Tao were still full of ideas when they returned early in the morning, "You two are playing games like a thief."

"What about me? Am I not good at playing?" Kunhu, who was not willing to be lonely, came forward and pointed to his nose, wanting to ask for a compliment.

"You?" Fatty laughed, "You're on the same level as us, right?"

"Huh?" Kunhu said with a broken face, "It's a pity that I still think it's such a good game."

"What's the matter, look at you and die if you go up." Yang Tao was still complaining.

"I didn't do that to save you?" Kunhu said aggrievedly.

"Run when you see you can't beat it, and save it, you are such a bitch!" Yang Tao suddenly felt that something was wrong, they just met today and they must not be familiar enough to talk to each other like this.

However, Kunhu didn't seem to mind at all: "But the girls who usually play with me are young ladies. All young ladies do this. Is there anything wrong?"

Yang Tao and Fatty choked on Kunhu. It is true that Kunhu still has room for improvement in terms of games, but Kunhu is a winner in life when it comes to women. He already has five or six students on the first day of school. Sister's phone call is simply out of reach for them.

"What the hell are you, Qu Yuanhan hasn't said anything yet." Big Fatty said in a rough voice. When he first saw Qu Yuanhan actually shared a dormitory with him, Big Fatty was also very surprised. After all, Qu Yuanhan didn't say anything It is better to say that it is the pinnacle of the college entrance examination than the top scorer in the college entrance examination.

What is the concept of almost full marks in general subjects, and nothing else, except for comprehensible things such as Chinese, he has almost no mistakes, which is undoubtedly a god-like existence for a high school student.

"Brother Han is indeed extraordinary." Kunhu looked at Qu Yuanhan, who had never spoken, with a half-smile. "And he is also good at playing games. It's incomparable."

"Really..."

Yang Tao and Fatty sighed together.

"I can already imagine our miserable lives in the future. These three people must make us envy and hate every day."

"Huh?" Kunhu tilted his head innocently, while Song Lin smiled happily.

The feeling here is very different from when he used to hang out in West Street. Everyone in West Street has a happy atmosphere when they gather together, but when they are together in the student dormitory, they are a little more immature.

If you can find good friends in this way, that's fine.

Qu Yuanhan stood aside and looked at Song Lin's smile, and frowned subconsciously.

The five people went directly to get the books and came back in a daze.

Song Lin and Qu Yuanhan slept in opposite beds, head to head, and when they got back to the dormitory, everyone was so sleepy that they hurried to bed.

Song Lin, who has long been used to staying up late, lay on the bed and felt sleepy, but suddenly felt a kiss on his forehead. Song Lin quickly opened his eyes, and as expected, he saw Qu Yuanhan jump over the guardrail in the middle and come to kiss over him.

Song Lin consciously looked around to see if anyone saw it, but found that everyone was asleep, and some people were even snoring.

"Are you afraid they will find out?" Qu Yuanhan looked condescendingly at Song Lin who was lying on the bed. Song Lin raised the corner of his mouth, stretched out his hand and tore off the other's collar, and then their lips met again.

This time, there was even a sound. Song Lin's panting and the sound of the water stains were clearly heard in this room.

Song Lin really didn't mind other people knowing about his relationship with Qu Yuanhan, after all, there was nothing to hide, since he decided to be with Qu Yuanhan, he shouldn't be fooled by other people's eyes Don't be dragged down, just concentrate on loving each other.

Besides, there may be various problems in other same-sex couples, but he and Qu Yuanhan will not, because they are backed by the country!

They are lovers matched by the state, they are treasures in the world, they are not afraid of good ones at all! ?

On the first day of school, Song Lin started to find the job of the small advertisement that he had seen before. The communication business hall promoted the business, and Song Lin was already familiar with the hard work with no technical content. The muscles that were slack from studying have also been recovered by Song Lin's deliberate exercise.

But when he went to every dormitory and saw big men, he felt a little uncomfortable. He didn't want to smell the stinky feet of other dormitories, he wanted to smell the unique fragrance coming from the girls' dormitory.

Song Lin's hard work also impressed the people in the dormitory. Song Lin returned to the dormitory very late every night and then went to bed after washing. Qu Yuanhan couldn't do anything after all.

"Aren't you short of money?" Finally one day Fatty couldn't stand it anymore and suddenly said, "If you have no money, you can talk to your brothers. Are you so tired?"

"Could money be too much?" Song Lin lay on the bed with his belly covered, without opening his eyes, and said, "I really like money now, very much."

"Amazing." Fatty shrugged, the game interface was still open in front of his computer, and suddenly he felt uncomfortable.

"But Xiao Linlin is really hard-earned money." Kunhu Xiaocute sat casually on his swivel chair, and asked him where he got the swivel chair, of course it was given by his senior sister, "Isn't there a scholarship? "

"Not enough." Song Lin patted his leg as if he had pockets, "I'm a man who wants to fill his trouser pockets."

"Pfft." Yang Tao was startled when he came in and heard this sentence, "What pornographic topic are you talking about?"

"We're talking about this." Kunhu rubbed his fingers at Yang Tao with a wretched expression that didn't match his state, and Yang Tao nodded in bewilderment.

"But it's okay if you work so hard, will the students have so many things?" Fatty glanced unconsciously at Qu Yuanhan's vacant bed, "Why hasn't Brother Han come back yet?"

According to the age on the ID card, Qu Yuanhan is not too old, but in the dormitory, he doesn't like to talk the most and does things the most calmly, so the people in the dormitory have to respectfully call him Brother Han.

"I don't know." Yang Tao shook his head.

"..." Suddenly the little milk tiger's face changed, "Speaking of which, today seems to be the hygiene inspection of the dormitory for freshmen. Brother Han said it at the time. Damn it, I forgot."

"...Holy shit, hurry up and clean up the house!" Immediately, everyone started to mobilize, only Song Lin was lying on the bed alone, and was directly kicked by the big fat person on the bed, "Hey, hurry up and clean up, hey."

"Clean up what, I'm sleepy." Song Lin turned over directly, without bothering to open his eyes, "You clean up yours and let it deduct my points."

"You don't want your scholarship anymore?"

In a word, Song Lin got up from the bed with an annoyed expression on his face.

"It's really easy to operate." Kunhu looked eagerly at Song Lin and started to tidy up his position with a dark face, and couldn't help laughing, "From now on, just give money if you think about it, and get up in seconds."

The few people on the side couldn't help laughing, but Shi Haohao was the only one who was doing his own thing silently, completely unable to blend in with this happy and harmonious world.

The people who came for the examination came very quickly. As expected, Qu Yuanhan stood out from the group of seniors and seniors. This time, it was said that it was a big examination for freshmen, so there were both men and women. The big fat eyes looked at one of the seniors. I took a few glances.

Yang Tao winked at Qu Yuanhan who came in to check the sanitation together.

Although it is said to be a very clean dormitory, after all, the student union still wants to give the freshmen a sense of dignity, so they wanted to pick a thorn in the side, but saw Song Lin who was not covered with a quilt on the bed and just stuffed his head.

The senior sister raised her eyebrows and said, "Come to check and don't even show your face?"

Song Lin didn't die from sleep, and simply turned over, thinking she was hallucinating. The senior felt that she was being ignored by Song Lin. Such ignorance could almost be regarded as an insult, and she immediately became angry.

"When we lived in the past, we had to stand next to us in a military posture every time we lived in a major health inspection. Now that the president has lifted this order, you can lie around so casually. Freshmen really don't understand politeness at all. We should restore the original education and polish it well.”

Hearing a raised eyebrow, Song Lin finally turned over and was about to say something back, but a hand was pressed on his shoulder, and then Song Lin felt that the quilt he had specially folded for the inspection was suddenly pulled away , covering Song Lin's body.

Blinking his eyes, even if he didn't open his eyes, Song Lin would know who would do this, but this song Yuanhan sang against his senior sister as soon as he came up, and Song Lin secretly prepared to watch a good show.

After Song Lin opened his eyes, he found that the senior was really good-looking, not only good-looking but also very good at dressing up, and now that the autumn tiger was raging, senior sister at night Just wearing a pair of shorts and a camisole and walking around in the boys' dormitory, what else can Song Lin not understand?

This is obviously to find a sense of presence in front of my junior. I must be spoiled by the boys around me. I am used to being complimented by others, so now my attitude will make her angry as it should be. .

"Qu... Qu Yuanhan?" The senior sister stuttered and called Qu Yuanhan's name. Song Lin was not an idiot, and the sound was obviously softer than when he was talking to him.

Immediately, Song Lin understood what was going on, and only now did he officially start to examine the senior in front of him.

"Go to sleep, are you tired?" Qu Yuanhan stretched out his hand to cover Song Lin's curious staring eyes, but Song Lin obviously refused.

Why are you still sleeping at this time?

There will be a big battle soon, and his curiosity is bubbling right now.

"Now is the time to check hygiene, why do you..."

"When you sleep without a quilt, what's the use of using a quilt?" Qu Yuanhan didn't react at all from the beginning, but followed everyone behind and casually looked at the layout of other people's dormitories, trying to see if there were any. There is nothing that can be added to Song Lin.

"But this is a rule." The beautiful senior sister suddenly felt that she didn't know what to say, and finally she could only say a rule dryly.

"Where did the regulations come from?" Qu Yuanhan looked down at the girl who was much shorter than himself, "The vocation of the quilt is to cover it, and your regulations violate its original intention, don't you think it's ridiculous?"

What Qu Yuanhan said made Song Lin want to jump up and applaud him, and Yang Tao and Shao Shuai who were beside him admired Qu Yuanhan very much.

Everyone understands the truth, but who dares to say it face to face?

"Now is not the time to sleep!" The senior immediately responded anxiously, and the people in other places just watched the two quarrel, not knowing who to help.

Logically speaking, it should be normal to help senior sisters, and coupled with the fact that senior sisters have a good relationship with them, things that should be taken for granted have become very subtle in front of Qu Yuanhan.

Their intuition and instinct are telling them not to confront Qu Yuanhan.

"There is no fixed time for sleeping. Why can't you sleep when you are tired and have nothing to do? This is a person's inherent right."

Song Lin thinks that Qu Yuanhan is not in a good mood recently?Or it could be said that he confronted a girl because he was too bored. Although Song Lin had a great time eating melons, it didn't mean he didn't pay attention at all.

Qu Yuanhan was a little annoyed.

"This is the school's rules!" The beautiful senior didn't know how to refute Song Lin's reasons that sounded so unnatural, so she could only say, "Since the rules are made, everyone must abide by them. If they don't, the whole school It's messed up!"

Oh oh oh!Song Lin praised the beautiful senior in his heart. This is true, it is a strong counterattack. If there is no order in the world, it will be chaotic, and so will the school.

"Order and rules are established on the basis of willfulness, and if order is only for the sake of order, then there will be no so-called development."

Fuck, it's almost 666.

Song Lin, who watched the whole process, felt as if he had watched a movie of swords and swords. This time, it was all a strong attack. Yang Tao and Shao Shuai were stunned.

"You...you..." The girl really couldn't speak out because of Qu Yuanhan's anger. It's been a long time since no one dared to talk to her like that. Aren't all boys sympathetic to each other?What is going on with this person in front of you? !

"It's alright, alright, senior, don't be angry." Just when the air was solidified and only the awkward atmosphere remained, Kunhu suddenly said, interrupting the inexplicable atmosphere, "Senior, don't be angry, Qu Yuanhan He and Song Lin are children, this guy is stubborn as long as it is related to Song Lin!"

What Kunhu said is also true, but I don't know why the eyes of everyone looking at themselves have become the eyes of looking at a beauty.

Song Lin: "???"

"Rules are rules, and they cannot be broken casually." Senior sister's complexion was still dark, but she calmed down a lot when she saw the cute Kunhu's face.

"Actually, it's not. The main reason is that Qu Yuanhan really dotes on Song Lin too much. In other respects, he is really a strong group."

"Yes, yes, senior sister, don't be angry, this guy is like this, he doesn't wink at all."

As long as one person speaks up and talks, it will be a lot more natural for everyone to answer the next one. The senior sister who is not strong herself will cry when she is so coaxed by everyone. The fragile girl is in front of the boy. Not to mention how distressing it is in the middle of the pear blossom with rain.

Song Lin also completely lost his sleepiness. He sat up cross-legged and looked at the crying senior sister in front of him. From his angle, he could see the senior sister's face covered by her hair.

Light thunder but no rain?Where are your tears?

Although Song Lin wanted to complain, he couldn't become famous shortly after he came to school, but after doing so, he probably became famous.

It's just... I don't know if this will affect Qu Yuanhan's selection as student council president?

This time it was really a farce, when everyone left, Qu Yuanhan didn't follow, but simply stayed in the dormitory and didn't go out, and then there was silence in the dormitory for a minute.

"It's okay, Brother Han, as expected of me, Brother Han, so refreshing!" It was Yang Tao who broke the silence first, and his voice was very loud, "It was the same in our school before, the quilt was not allowed to be covered, and there was no rubbish in the trash can. Clothes can’t be hung on a clothes rail, which is so funny.”

"Yeah, me too!" Big Fatty waved his hand directly, "As expected of Brother Han, I also talked back like this back then, and he gave me a punishment. Shut up!"

"Yeah yeah……"

The two blah blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

"Ah?" Kunhu was taken aback, "I live at home, so I don't know."

"You haven't lived in school, you don't know how annoying the gang in the student union are, how disgusting they are, and if they can't do anything, they have nothing to do with us. Isn't it fun?"

When several people were talking about it in full swing, Qu Yuanhan made a silent gesture to the three of them, and as expected, everyone instinctively shut up obediently.

"Sleep." Qu Yuanhan was exhausted after taking a bath, but was forcibly woken up by something interesting. Hearing the other party's sudden voice, Song Lin felt that he had let go of all his body and mind, and was immediately exhausted. He hugged him naturally. With the quilt on, his head is chaotic.

Although the whole dormitory has not been together for a long time, everyone can see Qu Yuanhan's attitude towards Song Lin. It is not so much a bamboo horse as it is like raising a child. Qu Yuanhan can't wait for everything To personally do it, I have to say that it makes other people quite envious and jealous.

Shi Haohao, who had been silent in the far corner, glanced coldly at Song Lin who was already asleep, and continued to look down at his book.

Song Lin fell asleep, and everyone didn't dare to make a sound. They were not afraid of what Song Lin would say, but they were afraid of what Qu Yuanhan would say. Qu Yuanhan seemed to be born to make people feel scared.

Although what happened tonight has passed in such a short time, but those who know about it are all waiting for Qu Yuanhan to be punished. Many people are still gloating and watching. This is big news.

Even the school's news department wanted to take this matter for granted, and the school's post bar was maxed out with such a news post within half a month of the start of school.

Song Lin also found it interesting, but he also knew what the result would be.

Against Qu Yuanhan, the whole world would not dare!