My bamboo horse can destroy the world

Song Lin couldn't remember what the flavor of ice cream was, and neither did Qu Yuanhan.

Already accustomed to being kissed by Qu Yuanhan, Song Lin couldn't resist at all. He let the other party lick the ice cream left on the corner of his mouth and exchanged it between the two. The corners of his mouth slipped.

"Is it delicious?" Song Lin asked softly, taking advantage of the gap in his mouth.

Qu Yuanhan lowered his eyes, looking at the lips that never stopped tempting him and said unflattering words, because kisses and ice cream became more rosy than usual.

"Delicious." Qu Yuanhan murmured.

"Is that delicious ice cream, or..." Song Lin deliberately imitated the expressions and movements of those sisters he knew who were good at teasing others, pointed to the corner of his lips with one hand, and put one hand on Song Lin's shoulder , that seems to be getting closer, or maybe it's the feeling of being away, which is Bie Song Linxue's perfection.

Qu Yuanhan, who had already suffered from Song Lin's hunger and thirst, couldn't bear Song Lin's appearance of deliberately seducing him, and directly relied on instinct to deepen the kiss just now.

"Enough is enough." Song Lin slapped Qu Yuanhan in a daze, took out his mobile phone and pulled Qu Yuanhan, who looked puzzled, to the ice cream, "Come on, smile and take a picture."

Qu Yuanhan left a very strange photo in Song Lin's cell phone with a blank face.

"Really, it's really cold." Song Lin rubbed his body. The temperature here is very low to ensure the freshness of the ice cream. "Hurry up, hurry up, I'm freezing to death."

Qu Yuanhan hugged Song Lin from behind, and then Song Lin felt the continuous warmth from the other person, Song Lin blinked, and hammered on Qu Yuanhan's stomach with a fist, Qu Yuanhan Bent down in pain.

"Take advantage of your sister and send it back to me!"

Qu Yuanhan smiled helplessly: "Even if you have a younger sister, you are the only one I want to take advantage of."

"Huh?" Song Lin raised his fist.

Qu Yuanhan, a wife and slave, changed positions without saying a word.

Song Lin returned to the house, kicked Qu Yuanhan away and left. Qu Yuanhan could only helplessly look at the bedroom where Song Lin came, which seemed like a gust of wind had passed through, and sighed helplessly.

Qu Yuanhan didn't expect that the next day he... became popular?

"Qu Yuanhan, my God, this is your photo." As soon as the classmates came, many people came to Qu Yuanhan's side and took out their mobile phones, showing Qu Yuanhan the headlines that suddenly became popular.

Qu Yuanhan looked at the headlines with a dazed expression. He was standing in front of a gorgeous ice cream with a blank expression on his face. It may be because of his height that his face looked inexplicably condescending to all sentient beings.

The gorgeous title above is even more breathtaking.

#现在高中生 Former Junior High School Student’s Photos Exposure: The security guards are vulnerable, and it took three years for this person to come in and out as he went! #

There is also a long list of whether the photos analyzed from a technical point of view are fake or not, and countless arguments are swarming out.

Qu Yuanhan:? ? ?

"Wow, this photo is really exactly the same as yours, a high-definition big picture." The students surrounded Qu Yuanhan one after another, "Are you a strange thief?"

It is very interesting for high school students to suddenly encounter such a novel stimulus in the ordinary world of high school students, and everyone gathered around Qu Yuanhan to ask questions.

Through the crowded crowd, Qu Yuanhan saw Song Lin who was sitting on the stool with one leg curled up not far away, while lying on the table looking at him gloatingly.

Meeting his gaze, Song Lin simply curled his lips: "I told you to touch my friends casually? I won't bother you to death, bastard!"

Qu Yuanhan was also curious as to why Song Lin came so early today, and it turned out that it was to see his own jokes.

But what can be done?

Although it is said that he came to class, for Song Lin, it was nothing more than wearing a school uniform and sleeping. It was no different. He fell asleep on the table and no teacher cared about him. After all, it was good for a student like Song Lin to come.

Lan Minghai sighed deeply. He really has no choice but to deal with the current students. What about high school students who agreed not to bring mobile phones?

Lan Minghai had a headache when he thought about the information that went viral on the Internet yesterday. Maybe others could not do things like traveling through time and space, but he really didn't know if Qu Yuanhan could do it.

"Squad leader, come to my office after class."

Qu Yuanhan looked back at Song Lin after sliding down and followed Lan Minghai before leaving. Sure enough, what he saw was Song Lin grinning and snickering. The boy's clothes were rectified on the spot.

However, Qu Yuanhan, who followed Lan Minghai, did nothing. In the end, he even showed a somewhat helpless smile. Song Lin has been mischievous since he was a child. What happened, inexplicable...

Qu Yuanhan was looking forward to it.

This world is boring, black and white, and everyone is dying on the verge of pain, including him.

And now...

He had an expectation that he didn't want anyone to understand.

"It's good to study well, but what happened to you at this juncture will really affect your future progress..."

As the homeroom teacher, Lan Minghai also felt irritated, especially when the people in front of him looked indifferent when he was earnest.

"Why do you have to go to school?" Suddenly Lan Minghai stopped talking about education and asked such an irrelevant question, "Even if you don't go to school, you're not the first in the grade, and you don't do anything, you obviously You can play better than anyone, can't you?"

Qu Yuanhan raised his eyes slightly, and looked at the man with glasses.

"I want to be able to fall in love with him in any place." Qu Yuanhan said lightly, "When teaching him to learn, he looks very cute."

Lan Minghai was quite complicated in his mind, and he had to say that trying to catch Song Lin's escaped child would be difficult even for an expert like Qu Yuanhan.

"The most important thing for high school students is to study, not fall in love." Lan Minghai still carried out his teacher's view to the end, "You can mess around now, and when you enter the society, you will be the first to regret it!"

"Didn't you tell us to fall in love?" Qu Yuanhan narrowed his eyes indifferently, "I just followed the direction you wanted, didn't I?"

Lan Minghai was also slightly taken aback, and finally the teacher's earnest expression was restrained, revealing his serious and serious true face.

"We appreciate your protection of the planet."

"I'm not protecting you."

"Song Lin's existence is hope for us. We will do our best to protect Song Lin's safety and escort your feelings."

It's not so humble, Lan Minghai clearly knows what he should do and how he should do it.

"Then you guys do it." Qu Yuanhan said dissatisfiedly, "You guys escort me!"

Lan Minghai choked. Qu Yuanhan's urging made him inexplicably inconsistent with what he was going to do. The person in front of him was not at all the powerful person who could protect the world as they had imagined. The idiot who just wants to possess! ! !Chinese! ! !

"This classmate, you should go back." Lan Minghai rubbed his brows sadly. It was only natural that his identity was exposed, and he was threatened by the other party to help him fall in love.

It was the first time that Lan Minghai felt that the world was so difficult, so he could only open the case book bitterly, trying to find ways to assist in love.

When Qu Yuanhan came back, he found that Song Lin was gone. Song Lin couldn't hold back his character and finally ran out. It was probably because he had slept enough in the first two classes and sighed helplessly. He was such an active little monkey.

Song Lin didn't leave for no reason, because Ming Yao called him.

Mingyao's tone was as if there was nothing about the disappearance before, as if she didn't remember what happened before. Hearing Mingyao's angry voice saying that last night was good, Song Lin only had one idea.

That idiot died without even knowing it!

Mingyao had contacted him about going to Shangcheng, and today, taking advantage of the daytime to go to the interview, Song Linbala took off his school uniform and went.

The boss Song Lin who really met Shangcheng probably understands why the boss is willing to open a shop for such a little pet on West Street. I have to say...how should I put it...

Very... I can't say it's seductive, and I can't say it's masculine. If I insist on it, it's like a stupid and cute fox with bright fur that makes people want to possess it.

"Are you Song Lin who Mr. Mingyao introduced to dance?" The fox on the face asked the white rabbit, Song Lin glanced up and down at the little boy, and Song Lin couldn't even guess whether the benefactor behind this person was a man or a woman.

"Yes." Song Lin felt that he was standing in front of the man with a hulking back, obviously the other party was more like dancing.

"We are really short of people here, and there are not many people who can rest assured." The white rabbit's fox-faced little boy pet unconsciously tangles his hands, and looks up at the assistant standing behind him from time to time, hoping to get help.

"Didn't Yaoyao tell you? No one dares to touch me in West Street! I'm not bad looking!" Ming Yao was close to talking about the previous stakes, and Song Lin said that he had no problem at all.

The little white rabbit's eyes were red because of Song Lin's loud voice, causing Song Lin to look at him several times. Is there really a stick growing under this guy instead of a hole? ? ?