Classmates, restrain yourself

Shao Jia enthusiastically ordered twelve glasses of draft beer.

Before I drank, I hiccupped and asked stammeringly, "Could it be...too much?"

Shao Jia looked at me with raised eyebrows, "There are more of these?"

As if he could drink ten glasses by himself.

Well, I didn't know it.

I'm not afraid... It's just that drinking is easy to do bad things.

For example, bad things about the body and mind, and to be more specific, I might easily masturbate with people when I'm drunk...

The tragic incident that happened with Yue Yangqiu reminded me mercilessly that I drank alcohol and had no integrity.

But the person who drank today is Shao Jia, it's Shao Jia... Then let's lick it, lick it, lick it | tube, I can't tell the difference.

While peeling the shrimp for me, Shao Jia asked hesitantly, "That..."

"Ok?"

"Did you cry while watching the movie?"

"..." I was stunned, how could it be possible? "No, it's not watching a tragedy, why cry."

Shao Jia thought for a while, and then said, "I think you are a very emotional person today. You seem to cry when you watch a movie..."

No, it's not like that, I just got a little emotional and teary-eyed while watching the movie.

I never felt like I was a fan of stardom, but when I watched movies, I felt like a crazy boy and couldn't control myself.

But definitely not because I am emotional.

I do not have.

"No, absolutely not."

Shao Jia peeled off another one and put it on my plate, "Why are you denying it so quickly, sensibility is not a bad word."

"..." I think sensibility and crying are connected together, "I'm not."

"Okay, no."

Shao Jia pushed the draft beer in front of me, "It's cold, try it."

"it is good."

Fortunately, drinking is not like crayfish. I ate all of them. Shao Jia still had a lot of them. The two of them drank six cups each.

After drinking, I covered my pants and looked for the toilet, and almost drank urine.

Shao Jia was still eating crazily when I came back to continue eating skewers, and I had no fighting power anymore.

Hiccupping in a trance, I asked him, "How do I go back later?"

Shao Jia was very excited, "Huh? Where are you going back?"

"...Do you want to sleep all the time?"

He belatedly said, "Oh, then... the bus seems to be out of service."

I think at this point, it is not normal to stop running, "Then what else can I do?"

If Yue Yangqiu is here, there are still sports cars to sit in...

I doubted that I had said it out loud, because Shao Jia actually asked, "Do you think I don't have a car?"

"Damn it, there really isn't one." Why haven't you got a needle in your mind yet?

But when I finished speaking, there was thunder.

Shao Jia looked at the sky suspiciously, "Have you told the truth? It will be too late when you are hit."

"..." I also hesitated, "I don't think it's a big deal to not have a car..."

Rumbling thunder.

Shao Jia picked up his coat and said, "Forget it, if you don't say a word of truth before killing you, go back to me first."

"Which side?"

Shao Jia pointed to the front, "There is air-conditioning over there at night, don't you like air-conditioning?"

Damn, are you ironic that I went in with Ren Ze to enjoy the air conditioner and drink cold drinks today?

Looking around, I'm still confused, mainly because I don't know the way, and I can't remember how many times I've been here.

I said, "Are you going to your wedding room?"

"Yes, if this is my wedding room, then you will go back to the wedding night with me." Shao Jia said without turning his head.

"Hehe, what a coincidence, I happened to drink six glasses of wine just now."

As soon as I finished speaking, it began to rain heavily.

People on the street started to run.

The people at the barbecue booth also dispersed in a crowd, and the surrounding scene seemed to be busy.

Shao Jia walked forward in the rain, and I forgot to hide from the rain.

It's fun to shower.

I yelled at him, "Is the umbrella ugly for straight men? If you don't take it, Huo Zijin will be cheaper."

Shao Jia wiped the water on his face, "Don't you think it's too hot, just right."

"Well...I hate this and that."

Shao Jia pointed to the neighborhood in front, "It's right in front."

"Okay." The flip flops I'm wearing, when it rains...it slips when I walk.

Shao Jia looked back at me, "What's wrong?"

I followed him, "No."

As a result, Shao Jia stretched out his hand towards me, "You're so stupid."

"..."

"Come here!" He took a step back and pulled me forward, still muttering, "I was wondering, since the first day I saw you, you were wearing flip-flops and eating mangoes on the curb. Seeing you, I still wonder why you are really...eating|eating shit on the street."

I listened to Shao Jia's evaluation of my sudden impression in a daze, and felt quite strange, "And then?"

"No more." Shao Jia pulled me forward.

I said, "I have slippery soles, walk slowly."

As a result, Shao Jia stopped suddenly, his eyes were very strange, and he just stared at me like this. The rain was too heavy, as if his eyelashes were about to be crushed.

I couldn't help but take a step back and asked, "What's wrong..."

"Slip?" He wiped the rainwater off his face again.

"Hmm... slippery..."

The soles of the shoes are made of plastic foam, and when walking in the water, the whole sole of the foot will slide forward... I can't control myself.

As a result, Shao Jia took a step forward and hugged me by the waist.

"Fuck!"

There was no one on the street, only those cars with their headlights on cast a watery curtain on the side of the road.

"Shao Jia! You're crazy! I lost my slippers!" I've never been so cramped in my life!

Shao Jia hugged me and walked two steps forward, "Are you a little too thin?"

Hold.

It's like being crushed by all kinds of things, "You put me down."

What a princess hug!

Where to put my face.

"You feel ashamed?" Shao Jia asked.

I asked him back, "Why don't I hug you like this?"

Shao Jia: "Okay."

"..." Good boy, you can't always scold the Three Character Classic, "If you don't let me down, my slippers will be washed away by the water."

Shao Jia stopped and put me down, then turned around and went back to pick up my shoes.

I stood where I was, with one bare foot, and the flashing car lights on the side of the road hurt my eyes.

Shao Jia came back and put the shoes on the ground for me, "Put them on."

"Are you sick? Why did you hug me just now?"

Shao Jia sighed, "With such a heavy rain, I always feel that I have to do something earth-shattering."

"..." What kind of sand sculpture brain circuit.

I turned around and walked forward, but Shao Jia pulled me back, "Shabi, you are going in the opposite direction."

This time I really opened my mouth and cursed, "That's the way I walked just now... Fuck... You fucking kissed me again."

Shao Jia's kiss came very urgently, I didn't want to open my mouth, because I think the rain is poisonous.

The author has something to say: Shao Jia: What should I do, I feel like you are eating|eating|shit and still want to kiss you.

Xu Yang: If you don't know how to talk about love, why don't you just get away and queue up?