Classmates, restrain yourself

Men are probably like this. They are easily tired and tired afterward.

Still don't want to do anything.

It's even more troublesome to be gentle, and it's not hot enough to hug each other.

If it wasn't so strange in the middle of the night, Shao Jia and I might both want to smoke afterward.

Because I was having so much fun, I forgot to set myself an alarm for the next morning.

I don't know why I fell asleep like a pig. I didn't wake up after the people next to me washed up.

Before I even opened my eyes, I felt someone slapping my face slightly.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Shao Jia's handsome face shaking in front of me.

I grabbed his hand, "You fucking..."

"It's early in the morning, just open your mouth and curse." Shao Jia said.

Zhou Yong came over from the side, "Why are you two always arguing enough? Fighting at night is still noisy during the day, Brother Jia, you are too, and he can't help but make trouble. Why are you always teasing him?"

I looked at the Band-Aids on Zhou Yong's nose, the ones on the corners of his eyes, and the ones on his chin.

He stuck his face like a patch, because I beat him.

What kind of spirit does this person have, to be beaten like that by me... and still have the mind to dangle in front of me.

Shao Jia pulled his hand back and stopped teasing me, "I'm going to be late, get out of here."

"Oh."

I go outside to wash up.

Shao Jia has already gone to the classroom.

When I was brushing my teeth, I briefly reviewed my life since I got here, and found that... I didn’t gain anything in my studies, but I gained a friend who is not a friend.

What's the matter.

I am obviously very fond of Shao Jia's, but I would actually like to have a more formal relationship with him if given the chance, but he doesn't seem keen.

I'm not a very proactive person either. If he doesn't say anything, then forget it.

It would be an exaggeration to say that the days that followed were boring.

Because Shao Jia and Shao Jia always have some behaviors that surpass other relationships at night, it makes the two people always feel a little strange and a little bit emotional when they get along during the day.

For example, when the English teacher swung his long ponytail and made Ji Zhiyou stand up to recite the text, my left hand accidentally hit the back of Shao Jia's right hand.

He was about to wrestle me with a backhand.

It is bound to win me.

But how could my left hand have won over his right hand?

So I broke his right hand with two hands.

Ji Zhiyou, who was reciting the text, recited a sentence and looked at us.

The beautiful English teacher asked him, "Ji Zhiyou, do you have a textbook under your desk, and read two words by heart?"

Ji Zhiyou said helplessly, "Teacher, I will report Shao Jia out with his real name. He affects our study."

Shao Jia was laughed angrily by Ji Zhiyou, and I pushed him away.

"You beat me with two hands and one hand, are you happy?" Shao Jia whispered.

I don't care, "You are still trying to break my left hand with your right hand, why don't you say you are shameless?"

No matter how much the English teacher wanted to favor Shao Jia, he couldn't do it anymore, so he tapped on the blackboard, "The last two people, get out."

Huo Zijin raised his head with a "chuckle", "Teacher, what did Ji Zhiyou and I do wrong?"

English teacher: "The ones who are messy also go out, and the last one excludes Ji Zhiyou, so go out."

Shao Jia winked at me, "Let's go?"

It was quite hot, and the fan behind us was not doing very well. Shao Jia said earlier that there was a cold drink shop nearby that was not like a cold drink shop, so we could go to have a rest.

I was looking forward to it, so I got up and said, "Let's go."

Huo Zijin was faster than the two of us. Seeing that Shao Jia and I were about to go out, our butts immediately left the stool.

Ji Zhiyou was still standing there reciting the text, he extended Erkang's hand to the three of us but didn't stop anyone.

I almost got burnt when I went out, and stood at the door and sneezed and almost fell over.

It felt like the back of my head was almost stared at by the English teacher.

Huo Zijin turned to look at me, and then looked at me closely.

Being stared at by him, I could only lean back, "What are you doing?"

Huo Zijin curled his lips, "I said...are you bewitched?"

"Huh?" Bewitched?Does it mean stroke hemiplegia?Is my mouth crooked?

As a result, Huo Zijin said, "Your dark circles are a bit heavy, have you masturbated a lot lately?"

"Fuck." I was taken aback by Huo Zijin, and wanted to go back to the house to borrow a small mirror, but was stopped by Shao Jia, "I'm just kidding, he's the one who fucks too much."

When I saw Huo Zijin, I really did.

Kidney deficiency to the point of being very weak.

Shao Jia didn't say where the place was, Huo Zijin and I just followed him aimlessly.

The tiredness brought by the summer sun is not just a little bit, and there are many girls on the street who have umbrellas and their hair is still wet.

No matter how light the steps are, it seems that as long as the soles of the feet touch the ground, they will immediately burn the feet together.

I silently resented that I was a man, and I couldn't pull my face off to hold an umbrella.

I can assure you that if I hold an umbrella, Shao Jia will be the first to call me squeamish.

Huo Zijin was second.

Ji Zhiyou... Ji Zhiyou might get under my umbrella.

As I was walking forward, I happened to pass by Xinhao Supermarket. I hesitated and said, "Wait for me, I'm going to buy something."

When they saw the sun was shining, they followed me into Xinhao.

However, the one sitting in front of the cash register was not Sister Boer.

It was the old lady who sold buns that day, and she was also the one who really wanted to pour beef noodles on Huo Zijin's face.

Huo Zijin was really thick-skinned to a certain extent, and bowed to the old lady, "Hi godmother, where is Xinqing?"

"Bah." The old lady turned around, holding something that looked like straw in her hand, as if she was making something up.

Huo Zijin asked me with a smile, "What do you want to buy? Hurry up. I'll pay and send money to my godmother."

"..."

After making a lot of money, I found that there are no parasols for sale here.

I took a very long umbrella with a dark blue grid. I didn't need to open it to know that the umbrella would be very large, and it might be able to cover the three of us.

Shao Jia and Huo Zijin obviously didn't expect me to buy such a flamboyant thing.

Of course, the umbrella is very simple, and the style and color are also very simple and old-fashioned.

It's just me calling, maybe it's a show.

Maybe boys will be inexplicably gay when wearing a sun umbrella, but this umbrella has a straight male aesthetic style, I hold it.

Shao Jia and Huo Zijin each took a piece of ice cream, Shao Jia saw that I was only focused on holding the umbrella, and gave me another piece.

Huo Zijin paid the money and waved his hand, "I don't need to look for you."

The old lady put away the money while being angry.

I opened the umbrella when I went out.

Shao Jia looked at me with mixed emotions, and it was Huo Zijin who came in first, "I have to say, it was you, Xu Yang! You liberated the dignity of our men under the scorching sun!"

"Liberate dignity?" New words.

Huo Zijin: "It means that in the future, men don't have to be dignified, and they can open an umbrella if they want."

"..." If you say I'm shameless, then don't come in here.

The author has something to say: Today is not only short, but also not very sweet.

Can't hit, hee hee.