Classmates, restrain yourself

"Gay your mother..."

Yue Yangqiu covered my mouth and punched me in the stomach, not lightly but not hard, "Um...fuck, Yueyang Qiu, you want to kill me."

"You can take my surname if you can't kill me," Yue Yangqiu took my arm and walked to the side of the car, "Why are you swearing all over here? I used to like to pretend to be noble, why, now I don't even pretend to pretend? "

"Just pretend to be a fart, show it to someone, and no one here knows me." I am that broken jar.

Broken and shattered, I can still make myself into mud.

"Okay, so are you happier than before? We like to pretend to be Comrade Xu Yang, and here we don't have the burden of being an idol of the young master, so we can let ourselves go," Yueyang Qiu said while taking out my phone, "Yangzi, If you're drunk, I'll call someone for you."

"Shouting people, fighting in groups?"

Yue Yangqiu suddenly moved closer to my face, and said seriously, "Yangzi, let me ask one last time, is there any chance?"

I turned my face away, "..."

If you used to think that there was something wrong with Yue Yangqiu, maybe you didn't want to agree to him because he seemed too carefree, but now that I know Shao Jia, I know... What the hell, I don't like Yueyang Qiu at all.

In the past, I would relax after drinking because my heart was loose, but after He Yueyangqiu tried and failed, he was full of regrets.

I don't dare to think now, if Yue Yangqiu is Shao Jia...

If Shao Jia did this to me, and he asked me if I had a chance, would I still be so hesitant?

Will I say no.

The answer is no.

I feel like a piece of shit, I feel like I wouldn't even hesitate.

I'm just... the first time I saw Shao Jia, I really liked his type.

Of course, just think about it in your heart, and you will never admit it with your mouth.

It's okay to say I'm awkward, and it's okay to save face, but it's impossible for me to rush to curry favor with Shao Jia.

On my own, I have no complaints anyway.

I didn't dare to look at Yue Yangqiu's expression, I only heard his sly smile, "Hehe, I can't fight in a group fight, I'll ask Shao Jiajie if he doesn't mind a group|P."

This guy is obviously much meaner than me, "Don't call him..."

I reached out to grab the phone in Yue Yangqiu's hand, but he had already opened my call records very skillfully.

He was surprised and said: "Fuck, five or ten minutes ago, so...you and Shao Jia secretly talked on the phone when I went out to make a call just now?"

"Where is it secretly? It's so open and aboveboard."

I don't think I can face it, I picked the time when Yue Yangqiu wasn't there when I answered the phone, but now it seems like I was peeped into my mind, so shameful!

"Then what did you guys say on the phone?" Yue Yangqiu asked.

I said, "He asked me if I would go back tonight, we are... roommates, no, bedmates."

Yueyang Qiuyan|Laughed twice, "Hehe, I'm going to become a hot boy soon, maybe I can develop true love, do you want to try?"

"roll……"

I opened his co-pilot's door to sit in, Yue Yangqiu slammed the door shut for me, and then he sat on the co-pilot.

It feels like the car is shaking.

He shook my phone, flicked the chain on the baseball cap, and I asked him, "Didn't you throw away your hat...why did you put it on again?"

He didn't pick up on me at all, "What do you say you are afraid of? You will die anyway. If Shao Jia is really a straight man, at worst, you just don't want him in the future, but if he is not, just your temper is special. You won’t even admit that you’re gay unless you take off your pants, and you won’t be able to find a suitable person in your life.”

"If you can't find it, you won't find it." I found a comfortable position and lowered the seat, preparing to sleep for a while. "Let's find a hotel first. I'm tired and want to take a shower."

"Poverty matters."

Yue Yangqiu called Shao Jia while talking.

I lay on the seat and dozed off, seemingly as quiet as a chicken, but inwardly flustered like a dog, what would Yue Yangqiu want to tell Shao Jia?

How will he test it?

I was very reluctant to admit my sexuality when I faced Yue Yangqiu at the beginning, but after a long time, it was smoothed out by him. Yueyang Qiu has this kind of magic power, which makes it easy for people to see the reality clearly.

That's why Yue Yangqiu also owes a lot of love debts. He ruthlessly and indifferently discovers the secrets of one person after another. Those who have opened their hearts to him wish they could only be with him in this life.

But what he seems to want to do is just count how many of the same kind there are, and he never stops.

Maybe it's impossible for the person he likes the most, or maybe he hasn't met yet.

Shao Jia: "Hello?"

Yue Yangqiu turned on the hands-free, and as soon as the phone was connected, I heard Shao Jia's voice.

I couldn't help but glanced sideways, and met Yue Yangqiu's playful eyes, and pretended to close my eyes again with full of shame.

Yue Yangqiu didn't speak, Shao Jia asked again, "Xu Yang?"

Yue Yangqiu covered his mouth as if he was smiling, and touched my face with one hand, "I, Yue Yangqiu."

"What's the matter?" Shao Jia was too calm.

I knocked Yue Yangqiu's hand off with a "slap".

"Xu Yang is here...drunk."

Shao Jia: "..."

I have no ears to listen. What nonsense are you talking about? I'm drunk and you have nothing to do with Shao Jia.

Yue Yangqiu raised his eyebrows at me, "I want to take him to open a room, but he doesn't have an ID card. Is there any hotel on your side that doesn't require an ID card? I originally wanted to go to your dormitory, but he said he couldn't stay."

Shao Jia thought for a while, "Then you take him to the cram school, I'll go home and live there."

Yue Yangqiu said intentionally, "Would it be inconvenient, your cram school has a lot of people, right?"

"Then you stay at my house."

Yue Yangqiu: "Okay, I don't know where your home is, see you at the entrance of the cram school, half an hour later."

"Ah."

When Yue Yangqiu hung up the phone, I was confused, "Shall we go to Shao Jia's house?"

"Well, are you happy, you are going to enter the room."

"Shit, do you know how many people there are in his family? Why don't you go live in his house... You go by yourself, I won't go." I really don't want to go, I would rather not go without taking a shower.

Inexplicably, he suddenly thought of the pair of underwear that was thrown into the trash when he took a shower at his house last time.

Yue Yangqiu returned the phone, "If he dares to say that, he will be fine. If he doesn't go, it won't be in vain."

After thinking about it, I sent Shao Jia a message.

【Xu Yang: Sorry】

【Xu Yang: Yue Yangqiu called you, right? You don't need to listen to him】

I'm so despicable, cowardly, and trying to pretend I don't know, so fucking... irresponsible.

But I dare not tell the truth.

I dare not do things I am not sure of, it will be like my life out of control.

I'm not sure I can keep my cool all the time when everything is out of control.

【Shao Jia: It's okay】

[Shao Jia: It’s not that you lost your ID card, you can’t go to the hotel, there is my house nearby, no one lives there, you can go there. 】

【Xu Yang: Okay...thank you】

After thinking for a long time, I still owe Shao Jia.

[Xu Yang: Treat you to dinner another day. 】

[Shao Jia: Good. 】

After sending the message, when I was about to rest for a while, I suddenly thought of...

"Fuck, didn't you bring my ID card? In your car?" I asked.

Yue Yangqiu nodded, "That's right, the photo on your new ID card is still the same old photo, it's so tender that it's almost watery."

"..." Fuck, what should Shao Jia think when he sees it.

I kind of don't want ID.

Sheng Xiaobo also called me when I was about to arrive at the place, and asked me how I would stay at night.

I faltered and said that I had a room with Yue Yangqiu outside.

Sheng Xiaobo was relieved, and hung up the phone again.

Yue Yangqiu smiled wryly all the way, "Fuck me...Yangzi, how can you thank me?"

"No thanks."

"Wolf-hearted, if you meet someone another day, please introduce me, I also want to fall in love." He said.

I wanted to kick him, but I gave up seeing him driving, "You're not farting, you want to do anything, I didn't talk about it."

"Hurry up, there's nothing that can hide it from me," said Yue Yangqiu, who had never appeared as a serious person before, "I will have to be a good person in the future, and I hope to find someone as handsome as you."

"Just wait, I'll introduce you to one that is similar."

Talking with Yue Yangqiu full of guns, and even talking with ducks, is because I am completely absent-minded.

I have been thinking, Shao Jia still has a vacant house at home, so what kind of dormitory does he live in?

There is no fan, and there are mosquitoes, which is very troublesome.

However, the demolition of the second generation is indeed worthy of the name, and the house is what it says it is.

When I arrived at the entrance of the cram school, I found no one, and the evening self-study here has just finished school.

Yue Yangqiu sat in the car and smoked, "Go and call him."

I don't want to go, "Just now..."

Yue Yangqiu: "Huh?"

"I just told Sheng Xiaobo that I'm going to stay in a hotel, and now he sees me looking for Shao Jia...how can I explain it?" I said.

Yue Yangqiu opened the window to breathe, and said helplessly: "Are you fucking tired? No one cares about this and that. No one would think so much. You can go boldly. I'll make it clear for you. Shao Jia deliberately waited for you to find him."

"..." But I'm not drunk, so I can't justify looking for someone sober.

Forget it, I've been slapping my face anyway today.

I didn't go out until I saw Sheng Xiaobo leave the gate.

When I returned to the cram school, I saw that most of the people were still doing their homework.

I couldn't bear to create such a tense atmosphere before school started. I went to knock on Shao Jia's table and found that he was about to fall asleep, and his eyes were out of focus when I called him up.

Seeing that it was me, he reacted for a while before saying, "Oh...you are here."

"Um……"

Ji Zhiyou saw me and grabbed me, "Brother Yang, have you been drinking?"

"what……?"

"Your face is so red, are you sleepy?" He asked again.

I shook my head, "It's okay, it's okay..."

Shao Jia picked up the coat that was on my table and walked out, "Let's go."

Ji Zhiyou followed up and asked, "Huh? Where are you going?"

Shao Jia turned around and said, "Shibei."

"Then...what about autumn?" Ji Zhiyou looked at Shao Jia's face, then at me, "Are you guys going to fight? I'm going too."

Shao Jia's head was full of black lines, "Go to hell, you go home."

"Shao Jia! If you don't take me with you, I'll tell my aunt that you fought again outside."

What does Ji Zhiyou look like?

Yes, shrew, it's okay to say that it looks like a dog, that kind of mixed-breed wolfhound, impure, but it can bite people.

The author has something to say: I only want to say one crazy thing: Ji Zhiyou is Gong.

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