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Cocktail is a kind of mixed alcoholic drink, which is made by mixing two or more wines, usually adding some fruit juice, soda, and even auxiliary materials such as egg white, milk, and coffee.

Because it is a mix and match, the alcohol content of cocktails made from different materials is different. Some beautiful crystal clear fruit cocktails can even have an alcohol content of more than 40%, but the taste is sweet and refreshing, and you are really drunk without knowing it.

But the red wine that Zhongyuan Zhong also loves is low-alcohol wine, and the level he usually drinks is also around 12%. His newest Petus - the alcohol content is only 14% at best.

Therefore, it is not necessarily true that he has a bad drinking capacity. Although there is no way to compare with Dazai, after all, as long as he does not take a sip directly from the bottle, Chuya can still stay awake and drink a few rounds of red wine with others comfortably, and after several times in succession He will swear and play drunk with an attitude that others can't tell if he is drunk.

But not this cocktail.

Osamu Dazai glanced down, and he also stretched out his hand to snatch it while swiftly avoiding it. The strange color was obviously inseparable from the few bottles of high-quality wine that the principal opened at the bar counter, and there was no one present. Knowing how to mix drinks, the principal is just playing around.

Looking at the high-strength vodka and whiskey that had just been brought out on the bar counter, as well as several bottles of alcohol with unclear brands, one would know that this glass was randomly mixed, not so much a cocktail as a purely alcoholic drink.

Who knows how much alcohol over [-] degrees was put in that mutated white mouse?

I'm sorry, such a glass of wine is boring, if it's a low-alcohol wine, it's okay, if it's a high-alcohol wine——

Relying on his height, Osamu Dazai held down the head of the hairy little man with a smile, and drank the glass of wine directly.

—Don't even think about it.

"You're fucking slandering me again!" Nakahara Nakaya frowned, seeing the empty wine glass and grabbing Dazai's collar, "When will I pour a glass down!"

"Obviously no matter where I am, I can drink several cups!"

Oh, do you mean the red wine you drank at the Port Mafia, or the sake you drank at a Japanese Japanese house with Mr. Hirotsu after get off work, or the beer you drank with Kunikida and the others after joining the detective agency?

And on the premise that no one else is drunk, have you already called me in a daze and crazily called me a few times to scold me for being drunk?

Dazai Osamu muttered in his heart, you can get drunk with those wines, even if you don't drink one glass, it won't be much better, how can this glass be given to you!

"Yes, yes, I made a mistake." Although he thought so, Dazai really didn't dare to say it outright now, the little dwarf was still angry about what happened before, so he said in a cheerful tone while bending his eyes, "Actually, I was dawdling, so Chuya took me late, so I should be punished for this drink!"

"Who would believe it? It's a ghost for you to think so."

Zhongyuan Zhongye was so angry that even his pointed canine teeth were exposed.

"Anyway, I don't have to go to work tomorrow, so get drunk if you get drunk." Teacher Midnight came down from the dance floor with a smile on her hips, her slim red dress outlined the curve of her figure, and walked to the edge of the sofa on catwalks.

In the middle of the night, he glanced at the poker that Aizawa took out from the shelf before, and then moved his eyes to the brand new box of UNO on the shelf. His eyes lit up, he threw the poker back, and changed the box of cards.

"Oh, do you play cards?" Teacher Midnight opened the cards enthusiastically. "When it comes to parties, it is really still playing cards. Drinking and punishment games are the essence."

"I won't—" Before the disinterested Aizawa Yuta could finish his sentence, Mike put his arms around his neck.

Mike: "Aizawa, you can't do this. Even if you come out to play, you still look like this. You don't fit in."

"Then one, Aizawa is confirmed, Mr. Nakahara must participate as the protagonist, the two are confirmed, plus Mr. Mike and I, the four are confirmed—" Midnight-sensei completely ignored Aizawa Shouta's dead fish eyes With a decadent face, he smiled and called names one by one: "If Teacher Zhongyuan is here, Brother Dazai must also participate, right? Then the five are confirmed!"

"Hey—Mr. Principal, Yagi-sensei, and those singers, are you coming to play UNO?"

Principal Nezu held the shaker with two little paws and smiled wildly, shaking it up and down. There was a pile of spirits on the bar table. He had a pure smile:

"No, no, let's play, principal teacher, I am suddenly very interested in bartending, the glass just now is really too ordinary, I found that there are many auxiliary materials other than wine, huh huh, human things It’s really interesting, I’ll be in charge of making drinks for you!”

As he spoke, he shouted in a soft voice: "Mr. Yagi, could you please help me get the bottle of tequila on top? There is also tomato juice, milk, pepper in the freezer..."

Toshino Yagi, who watched the principal's adjustment the whole time, was silent for a while, and helped pass the wine with a dry smile.

Absolutely yes don't drink!

Conscience Online All Might made a big cross to the other teachers present from an angle that the principal could not see.

Teacher Midnight watched in silence for a while, then turned her head silently.

"Then it's just five of us. If there are five people, one deck of cards is enough."

Mike: "If you play cards, how do you determine the punishment?"

Midnight hurriedly pulled the table to the middle, found a chair and sat down, shuffled and dealt the cards enthusiastically, "Sure enough, the winner can dispose of the loser with the most cards left in his hand, right?" She thought for a while and smiled. said.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked blank, picked up his pair, as if three question marks appeared on top of his head one after another, "Wait, what is this game for?" He stared at the card in confusion.

"UNO." Osamu Dazai quickly divided up his deck of cards with a smile, glanced at Chuya's bewildered face, and put on a surprised expression, "Oh? Haven't Chuya played before? Uh, It's so pitiful that there are still young people in Japan who don't know this?"

"You know how to play again?" Zhong also glared at him unhappy.

"Of course." Osamu Dazai leaned over triumphantly, "Unlike you, a workaholic who only knows how to work overtime, I skip work all day to enjoy my life."

"How dare you, a free-living fellow, be justified..."

"If you kiss me, I'll tell you the rules." Dazai moved his head cheekily.

"If you don't talk about it, I will let you enjoy the last kiss of your life now." Zhong also showed his sharp canine teeth ferociously.

Midnight threw the instruction manual in the box to Zhong Ye's face in disgust: "Don't show your affection, there are only you as a couple here, it's good if you don't sit apart, a red card warning once."

The rules of UNO are quite simple. The cards are divided into three categories, and the common cards have four colors. After the first person plays a card at the beginning, the next one can only play cards of the same color or the same number, and the function cards are divided into three types. Skip skips, Reverse flips, Draw hand +2, and the final universal card is divided into two categories: Wild color change and Draw hand +4.

The victory condition is to play all the cards in your hand. For this reason, using various methods and cards to harm other players, and increasing the number of cards in their hands has become a means worth pondering—after all, there are often people who use Draw but harm other players. to your own example.

Except for Nakahara Chuya, everyone in the audience basically has game experience. Even Aizawa Shouta, who is no longer interested, has been played by his former classmate Michaela several times.

"Okay, I understand." Zhong Yuanzhong also put down the manual seriously, with great interest, his blue eyes shining brightly: "The winner can order anything to the loser, right?"

"Oh my, Chuya, do you think you can beat me?" Dazai was obviously very interested in the victory, he rolled his eyes: "If Chuya loses, how about turning around three times to learn how to bark like a dog?"

"Huh? Come on, who is afraid of you!" Zhong Yuanzhong also challenged back without hesitation: "If you lose, then eat mackerel for three days in a row. Anyway, it is the same kind of guy as you."

Too much hate mackerel Zai Hezhong absolutely refuses to bark like a dog. They also looked at each other, as if electric sparks had sprung up at the junction, they turned their heads childishly, and the two said in unison: "Let's start!"

There seems to be a raging fire burning in the background.

……

"What's the matter, Chuya, it's your turn, hurry up and play the cards."

"Shut up, why are you in a hurry, I'm thinking."

Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at the red Draw+2 in his hand and hesitated. Dazai is next door to him, which means that he can cheat him at any time, such as adding a few cards to his hand... But there is something strange on that bastard's face Smile, does he have Draw+4 in his hand?No, no, no, even if there was, the one who got caught would be Aizawa from the next family, and there was no loss for me at all.

No, what if they all have function cards, if they turn around and return them to their hands, they will have at least eight cards to draw, which is quite disadvantageous.

"Well……"

Chu also bit his lower lip and struggled.

"Hurry up, Chuya—"

"It's so verbose."

Zhong also finally beat Draw out.

Dazai was fined two cards.

call.

Chuya felt relaxed, his azure blue eyes were shining brightly, like a child proudly.

"I seem to see a smug little black slug." Osamu Dazai, who was fined two cards in his hand, was still smiling, his kite-colored eyes showing no emotion: "Oh, in this way, I will I kind of look forward to your funny look with your eyes wide open and frozen in place after you lose."

"Ha, I gave you this sentence, underdog?"

Dazai played the cards unhurriedly, and Aizawa Yuta caught up, playing rapidly round after round, the number of cards in everyone's hands was constantly changing.

Chu also turned his head and glanced at Dazai uneasily, for some reason, he always felt that this guy seemed to be planning some bad idea.

"draw4."

It was another round of crazy function card contests. People were playing Draw contests in a row. Dazai suddenly showed a smile, as if he had seized some opportunity, smiling. turn.

The direction of playing the cards was reversed, and Dazai, who was the next player, suddenly became Nakaya's upper player, and the card effects that Dazai had to bear also shifted to Nakaya at the same time.

"!!!"

Zhong also froze.

"Oh, oh, Chuya, why are you so stunned?" Dazai gloated, "Let me guess, the function cards are gone, right? Let me do the math, after this round, Zhong also needs to draw twelve cards in his hand." Right? Uh, how pitiful, suddenly become the one with the most cards in hand, tsk tsk."

"Woo... What are you so proud of, you don't necessarily win!"

Zhong also gritted his teeth and touched twelve cards.

"No, I will definitely win."

Osamu Dazai smiled.

In this simple card game, as long as he grasps the trends and patterns and memorizes the cards perfectly, victory is just within reach for him.

The pitiful look of Chuya struggling to die is so cute.

"Yes--I won."

When Dazai discarded the last card and won the final victory, Nakahara Chuya pursed his lips and widened his blue eyes like a shocked cat.

"Tch, I'm willing to admit defeat, tell me, what is the punishment?"

After a while, he turned his head reluctantly, Zhongyuan Zhong also angrily remembered the conditions at the beginning of the game.

Turn around three times to learn how to bark like a dog...

Damn it, he will come back with revenge sooner or later.

"Oh, I changed my mind, let's just learn how to bark like a dog?"

The winner, Osamu Dazai, touched his chin and said cheerfully. Before he could wait, he also showed a suspicious look of "Has Dazai changed his sex?", and he continued to speak with malicious intentions:

"It's not as good as learning the movements of the eight-character lady. How about saying 'I like Dazai the most'?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Zhong Yuan also frowned: "Ha - who wants to learn from Miss Nei Bazi!!"

"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, Zhongya." Osamu Dazai happily took out his mobile phone, ready to take pictures at any time, and added a thief-like tone: "I wish to bet, accept, lose~"

Veins popped out of Zhongye's head, and his limbs became stiff.

... Woo.

Dazai rule you bastard! !

The author has something to say: Miss Nei Bazi can't hide, even if she defected, she can't hide (devil's smile)

Chiu Ye (fried hair): I want to kill.

Chiu Ye (running away): I'm going to tear him down.

…………

Chiuya (so shy that he can only make the final sound): Woo...! !

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I spent several hours and couldn’t find the part in the manga that says you can drink well. Encyclopedia mentioned it in a sentence, but I couldn’t find any evidence. Other encyclopedias didn’t find it, and only mentioned that the wine was not good.

In the comics, Nakaya did drink with Mr. Hirotsu and who else, but at the same time, he was the only one in the audience who was drunk _(:з」∠)_ (complaining crazily about mackerel and making crazy phone calls).

And the red wine that Zhong also likes is a kind of wine. The degree of red wine is generally about 11-12, and the highest is about 16 degrees. If it exceeds this degree, it is not purely made from grapes (because the yeast will be killed. It belongs to the mixed wine), and the Petrus wine in the online search is relatively high at 14 degrees.

And Japanese sake, their country stipulates that the alcohol content is about 15-16.

(data from the network)

Then here comes the problem, the low alcohol content of Chinese liquor is also around 38, and the high alcohol content is around 65, and the vodka used in cocktails is also around 40%. As a purebred Chinese, I can even drink a few sips of wine. He thinks that the alcohol capacity of Zhongye is average, and he is below the middle level. He is usually used to drinking low-alcohol alcohol of about ten degrees. I really don't find it strange.

Also, is Zhong not cute when he is drunk or is he not cute when he is drunk?

There was someone who quarreled with me about the color of Dazai’s bow tie gemstone before. I don’t care what color the original book is, but didn’t you find that the color of the bow tie I described is the same as the color of Nakaya’s eyes? ?

This is love! !Love! ! (dog growls)

A love and humanities, a bit interesting, ooc belongs to me, I am easy to be serious, I don’t want to study QAQ (I don’t want to spend a few more hours flipping through comics/head bumping), if I don’t love the original The setting is all my private setting (slightly slightly).

Super invincible and handsome refill√

I'm going to leave the plot, write about daily life, I won't write anymore, I want to write about my cute little mustard and bushi, they are my life/suction, and I will go back immediately after the end of the chapter Things are going on in Yokohama.

ps: I found that I usually play UNOattack with my friends. When I wrote it, I thought about it and used the traditional uno rules. After the comments reminded me, I found out that the punishment game was playing uno hahaha. I have never played Amway, which is super fun. little angel