hat and bandage

The cause of the incident was really just a quarrel over what to have for dinner.

After receiving the task of investigating the man-eating tiger incident in Yokohama, Chuya and Dazai searched together along the whereabouts of the man-eating tiger given by the information—although Dazai, with a smile on his face, insisted on turning the task into a date in the middle of the task. The dazed Mr. Nakaya wandered around, turning the original route into an S-shape.

Heck, that's not the point.

In short, after the first day of dating (crossed out) and the incidental search for intelligence, the two roughly sketched the range and time period of the man-eating tiger's actions on the side of the road, and planned to go home and wait for the next day to continue the investigation.

The problem lies here.

On the way home, Osamu Dazai, who was obviously in a good mood after shopping for a day, moaned and said he wanted to eat crabs, but the cruel Mr. Nakahara refused him decisively on the grounds that he must not eat any more crabs after eating for three consecutive days.

After the wayward man acted coquettishly to no avail, he immediately put on a distraught expression when he returned home, hugged the sofa and pillow, and looked at his little lover pitifully.

According to Dazai's previous experience, as long as he shows such a pitiful gesture, his little man will definitely compromise!

Just love him that much!

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But today is different.

Mr. Nakaya, who lived together for so many years and had already expected Dazai's tricks, narrowed his blue eyes as soon as he entered the door, and turned his eyes away all the way, just not to look at the poor Dazai pretending to be on the sofa.

He really has nothing to do with Osamu Dazai who pretends to be poor. He knows that the other party is pretending, but he can't help being damn soft-hearted.

Obviously, it wouldn't be like this when they weren't together before, but the two of them had a formal relationship, and Zhong Yuanzhong got into this habit inexplicably.

Chuya gritted his teeth angrily, especially after Osamu Dazai discovered his fault, this bastard man used this trick to trick him all day long.

But it doesn't matter if you can't see it.

Chuya Nakahara, who watched the sky and the earth all the time but didn't look at the sofa: I didn't see it!

Nakahara Zhong also rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen to prepare dinner - don't expect Dazai to cook, he can only make handmade tofu for suicide, and add instant noodles when he is dead, so when the two are together, there is always a clear division of labor. He also cooks, and Dazai does the dishes.

When Zhongyuan Zhong also took the ingredients from the refrigerator, he glanced at the canned crab meat hesitantly, and decided to put it aside for a long time and decided not to cook it.Crab meat is cold in nature, so if you eat it for so many days, if you have a stomachache, why don't you ask him to take care of that wayward guy—it's not like you haven't tried it.

So there was really no crabmeat for dinner that day.

Dazai Osamu, who failed to act like a baby, was so weak that he had nothing to love, and was so angry that he closed himself. Then when Chuya was taking a bath, his kite-colored eyes met him, and he carefully placed it in the cabinet. Nice black hat.

It was an old hat, of good quality and unique style, which Dazai laughed at all day long as a shameful hat.

But most importantly, the hat also has a man's name embroidered on the inside.

It's not him Dazai.

But Rimbaud.

Osamu Dazai has been planning for a long time.

Although I know that it is definitely not that I have any small thoughts about Rimbaud who has passed away, and keeping that hat is just thinking about the past, as a longing.

Especially after leaving the Mafia, this hat is even more meaningful to Chuya.

After all, Zhong is such an emotional person.

At the beginning, Dazai took people away from the mafia to elope, but it took a lot of effort to rack his brains.

and so……

So Dazai cared more about that hat :).

Why! It's his little man, but he wants to wear a hat with other men's names on it! What's more, Chuya still likes that hat so much, and he guarded it all day when he was in the Mafia , I didn’t forget to protect it during the battle, and even took it with me when I ran away! Even as a partner, I have to be in the back!

The new hatred (did not eat the crab meat) and the old hatred (the little lover who was robbed by the hat) swarmed up, strengthening the courage of Dazai Osamu-he was already fat, and he jumped around the edge of the fried hair all day long.

He gave a sinister, sinister smile.

then.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the ignorant Zhongyuan Zhong also yawned and prepared to go to bed after sorting out today's investigation report. He habitually wanted to give his hat a nursing care, but the result——

Nakahara Nakaya, who found the hat disappeared from the cabinet, almost turned the small apartment upside down, and finally found himself in the toilet toilet with a wet black hat: ...

Zhong Yuanzhong also silently stretched out two fingers to pinch the dripping hat.

Veins popped out of Zhongyuan Zhongye's forehead.

Zhong Yuanzhong also gritted his teeth, his eyes were fierce, and he turned his head abruptly as if he could hear a clicking sound.

"Tai-zai-zhi-!!!"

A deafening roar nearly shook the ceiling down.

……

In short, the poor and helpless neighbor still doesn't know what happened in the apartment next door to him that night.

All he knew was that the screams like being beaten violently and the rumbling movement like decoration, forcibly created his nightmare all night.

Neighbors: Be strong :).

……

Nakahara Chuya, who was really pissed off this time, was depressed for a long time. He called the detective agency president Fukuzawa Yukichi that night, and he and the other party took over the cooperation that Shizuoka Yuei High School sent over not long ago. Invitation—this was originally a mission that the president had already planned to decline because no one wanted to travel on business.

Nakahara Chuya put on a cold face early the next morning, and pulled out the suitcase ferociously. He casually packed some daily necessities, put in the hat that had been washed and dried ten times yesterday, and left. Before that, by the way, Dazai also threw a whole box of brand new bandages into the toilet.

The whole process above completely ignored Dazai who was kicked out of the room by him last night, slept on the sofa all night, and put on a pitiful appearance early in the morning and shouted his name with a drawn-out voice.

The ruthless Zhongyuan Zhong also refused to glance at it.

……

"Don't you deserve it?"

Listening to the whole process after being artistically processed by Osamu Dazai, a group of melon eaters who rationally intercepted the main central sentence - members of the Armed Detective Agency blinked in unison, and finally reached a conclusion with Yosano Akiko raising his eyebrows on hips.

"That hat has special meaning to Chuakahara, right?" Kunikida Doppo didn't know, but he also knew that Chuya Nakahara attached great importance to the hat he wore all day long, and couldn't help shaking his head sadly, "I say you, You should know him better than us, right? Why do you want to touch other people's bottom line all day long?"

"I really don't understand more and more. How did couples like you get together in the first place?"

Osamu Dazai blinked innocently.

He was not as depressed as he appeared on the outside.

Although it was a little unexpected for Chuya to accept the mission of going on a business trip to Xiongying after he was blown up, it was still in Dazai's plan.

—Of course he's going to get rid of the little man's hat.

That hat is proof of Chuya's bond with the port mafia.

Although he used some small tricks to coax and deceive that stubborn little man away from Dr. Sen, but judging from the fact that he gave up other expensive properties and chose to take away the old hat, Osamu Dazai knew that the other party would definitely not let go of the port mafia.

Although the other party's enviable love for the hat is also a reason... no, it is also a big reason.

In short, ever since the two got together, Osamu Dazai had secretly arranged several ways for Hat to die.

Even if it wasn't yesterday, he would have picked another time to get rid of the hat sooner or later.

This time, he just threw the hat into the toilet. If it wasn't because he was expected to be very angry, Dazai might have let the hat die on the spot.

Bonds with the Port Mafia or something... there's no need for that kind of thing!

A dwarf can only be my dwarf.

Of course, it is impossible to say these words to the detective agency.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai just showed a bright and sweet smile that was a little disgusting, with an expression that you single dogs don't understand, and elongated his tone:

"Of course it's because of love~"

"Oh." Kunikida said with a cold face, refusing to answer Dazai's words, anyway, a business trip to the Central Plains is already a certainty, "Then you, who made your partner angry, now need to seriously think about how to investigate the man-eating tiger case alone .”

He deliberately emphasized the words "alone".

Suddenly remembering Chuya's business trip time, Dazai: ...

Dazai, who lost his soul, buried his face in the sofa again.

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……

Leaving Yokohama on the Shinkansen early in the morning, Nakahara Nakaya held the certificate of permission to use the ability and the identity certificate of the armed detective agency that the president gave him, squinted his blue eyes not very interested, and after a glance, he stopped into the pocket.

The outside world is different from Yokohama, and they cannot use supernatural powers freely. If there is no permission, it will be illegal and investigated.

And this business trip, on the surface, is that Xiongying High School invites members of the Armed Detective Agency to serve as temporary teachers, but in fact it is to promote the exchange and unification of the Yokohama area and the outside government.

The three powers in Yokohama are separated. The Port Mafia belongs to the underworld organization and is difficult to attack. The Supernatural Secret Service Division belongs to the government department, and the two governments negotiate all the year round. The position of the Armed Detective Agency is ambiguous. This neutral party is not close to anyone. A power naturally does not accept the wooing of external forces.

However, if the external government wants to unify Yokohama, it must at least have the support of the two major organizations in Yokohama to succeed.

The port mafia is obviously impossible, Mori Owai will never allow the outside world he despises to get involved in Yokohama, which he is willing to give everything to protect.Therefore, the outside government targeted the Supernatural Secret Service and the Armed Detective Agency, which still had room for negotiation.

Because the detective agency probably won't get favored by the outside government, so they simply let Xiongying serve as the middle introduction.

It's beautiful to think about.

Zhong Yuan also propped his chin and looked out the window. He used to be a mafia cadre and traveled around the world for so many years.

If he wasn't really out of breath, Mr. Nakaya wouldn't have accepted this task.

The task is—to be a teacher in the Hero Department of Xiongying High School for one semester.

The shortest time limit is one semester, although it can be extended to one year if the entrustment indicates good performance.

Zhongye: ...not unusual.

No matter how much the outside world admires professional heroes, for the native Yokohama people, no hero is worth mentioning.

There are no popular heroes in Yokohama, and there are no professional heroes.