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Osamu Dazai, who was done making trouble, ignored Pochi's pitiful eyes and Black Ball's expression that seemed to be staring at the mentally retarded, and happily went to the kitchen.

"Zhong-ye, what's for dinner?"

“Japanese hot pot.”

Zhong Yuanzhong is also processing the side dishes that will be cooked later on the cutting board.

Three cooked and frozen snow crabs, crab claws, crab legs and crab body meat have all been removed. Each leg has a side shell cut off to facilitate the taste. The cut crab shells are used with kombu and wooden fish flowers Boiled a pot of high soup, as a hot pot soup base.

"Crab!"

Osamu Dazai lay on the side of the crab legs on the big plate with shining eyes, and was pulled away by Chuya.

"Have you finished feeding Pochi and Black Ball?" Nakaya shoved the kitchen knife into Dazai's hand, "Then help me deal with the vegetables, just cut them into pieces."

The vegetarian dishes are shiitake mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, white tofu, sliced ​​carrots, baby vegetables, and scallions. Dazai looked at the vegetarian dishes hesitantly, and then said, "I don't want carrots."

"Shut up, it's fine if you don't pick it up? I'll eat it." Zhong was also seasoning the broth without looking back, "What kind of food does a grown-up man choose! Set a bad example for Wen Ye."

"I don't need to take care of that kid at all!"

Dazai, with puffed cheeks, chopped the carrots in a mess.

"That kid is pickier than me."

"Yes, yes, just as picky as you."

Zhong also hummed a laugh.

After all the ingredients were prepared, Zhongya took out a large pot, carefully put all the side dishes in, then added the broth without the ingredients, took it out and put it on the induction cooker on the dining table, covered the pot and simmered for a while .

"Wait another 10 minutes and the meal will be ready."

Nakaya washed his hands, untied the apron around his waist, and held down Dazai's hand that was about to reach into the pot, "Although it is cooked, don't steal the crab, we will talk about it after dinner."

Dazai was discouraged and let go, he sat down on the chair, stretched out his arms to wrap around Chuya's waist, bent his eyes, buried his face in Chuya's arms and rubbed against him, still not forgetting to pretend to be miserly:

"I ran around today to connect with the people from Pengo Lie's side. Just now, I sprinted [-] meters home with the stinky brat. Now I'm super tired all over. Let me give you a kiss."

Chuya grabbed the opponent's head, and lightly bit Dazai's mouth, "So, what about the information?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and made an inch, "It didn't count just now, so what kind of kiss is just a bite? Do it again."

Chuya narrowed his eyes, stretched out his hand to pinch Dazai's cheek and pulled it out.

"...The U disk is here."

Dazai obediently took out the USB flash drive from his pocket, shook it, then put it back with his backhand, "I'll see it tonight."

The black-haired, kite-eyed man stretched out his hand to pull the lover in front of him into his arms, and touched the corner of his clothes dishonestly. He leaned forward and kissed the other person's forehead, eyes, and bridge of nose like a dragonfly. Give me a sticky kiss...

"Dad! I finished my homework!!"

boom!

Osamu Dazai was directly thrown out by Nakahara Chuya blushing.

Dazai: ...

Dazai lay on the ground, got up after a while, his whole body was covered with dark clouds that could be visualized.

The black-haired little curly-haired Wen who rushed out also rushed over quickly, put his arms around Zhongye's waist and buried his face in Zhongye's arms, rubbed it coquettishly, then leaned out from Zhongye's side with his head tilted, rushed Looking at Osamu Dazai, he showed a wry smile.

Dazai smiled brightly, with veins popping out of his head: Little bastard.

Wen Ye bared his teeth and claws, with a sarcastic expression on his face: a stinky and shameless old man.

The two curly hairs, one big and one small, once again exchanged glances, and electric sparks sizzled.

Nakahara Chuya: ... that's enough.

He wiped his face, and the blush on his face disappeared without a trace under the confrontation between the two father and son. Instead, there was only tiredness from the heart: "Let's eat first."

The steaming crab Japanese-style hot pot opened the lid, and the light fragrance permeated. The family of three sat in their seats and said "I'm starting" neatly with chopsticks.

Osamu Dazai and Wenya immediately picked up a crab leg with their chopsticks, dipped it in ginger vinegar, squinted their eyes, opened the shell, and bit down happily.

"good to eat."

At this time, the two father and son would sigh in unison without any objection.

Zhongyuan Zhong also picked up a piece of tofu, blew it and took a bite.

Wen Ye used to have a general attitude towards crabs, neither liking nor hating them, but since changing his body, it seems that his taste has also changed, and he is more and more similar to Dazai.

Zhong Ye only ate a few crab legs and crab claws, and left the rest to the father and son. After all, he has no special preference for crabs. Compared with this troublesome meat with shells, he really prefers large steaks something like that.

Eating is the only time when the two father and son can get along well without quarreling - only when the two of them are not full and the food is enough for two or two points.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who ate hot pot on a whim, soon regretted it.

The two crab lovers aimed at the crabs in the pot anyway, and the vegetarian dishes were basically ignored, which caused the consumption of the crabs to be abnormally fast. When there was only the last crab claw left, the struggle came.

Osamu Dazai caught the crab claws with his chopsticks.

Wen also grabbed it with chopsticks without hesitation.

"The last crab claw! The adults should give it to the children."

Wen also moved the crab claws towards him vigorously.

"Children should honor their parents."

Dazai smiled secretly, pulling the crab claws back to his side.

"You eat more than I do, give this to me!" Wen Ye burst into veins and pulled back hard.

"Kids eat more vegetables and have balanced nutrition. You've been eating only crabs since just now, right?" Dazai said again.

"Aren't you the same, you didn't eat a single vegetable!"

The two froze for a while, then turned their heads neatly:

"Chuya, who do you think it would be better to eat?" X2

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Zhongyuan Zhong also stretched out his chopsticks with a cold face, clamped the last crab claw into his bowl, and bit down viciously, the crab shell made a cracking sound, "I will eat by myself, you two, finish the vegetables for me!"

The disgruntled two curly hair looked at the vegetables left in the pot with distaste.

"Huh? Got an opinion?" Chuya raised his voice and narrowed his eyes dangerously.

The two curly hairs shook their heads, obediently picked up the vegetables and ate them.

All in all, next time it is really better to divide the meals per person.

The most feared thing in the Central Plains is still coming.

His well-behaved, obedient and lovely Wen Ye gradually transformed.

Although he is still much better than Dazai, and his personality is a bit more considerate, but compared with the previous image of a good baby, the level of troubles has increased frequently. He fights with Dazai every day without talking, and always drags others into the water.

Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't want to be a sandwich biscuit, so he was very desperate.

……

Osamu Dazai is a well-known liar and dramatist, Wen also followed suit, his level of nonsense is increasing day by day, and recently he is still galloping in the direction of a dramatist.

After eating, Zhong Yuanzhong also carried a bag and went to the door to change his shoes. He was about to go out, but just as he turned the doorknob, he was suddenly attacked by two people.

"Dad! I was wrong, I will never quarrel again! Don't run away from home!" For some reason, the tearful black-haired curly (little) grabbed Nakaya's leg and said hoarsely: "Are you willing to let me go?" Shall I throw it to this old man? If he can't feed me, your little cutie will starve to death in a week!"

"Chuya! I was wrong, I will never quarrel again! Don't run away from home!" I also don't know what to imagine, the tearful black-haired curly hair (big) is holding the other leg of Zhongya, hysterical: "I It will die miserably at home because of no one to take care of it! If Chuya is not strong enough, a creature like Dazai can't live for three days!"

The corners of Zhongyuan Zhongye's mouth twitched wildly, looking at these two actors, he couldn't fall in love:

"Relax, I'm just going to take out the trash."

If this continues, I will really run away from home!

……

Although the two big and small butchers fight and quarrel every day, they are obsessed with framing each other, and they are determined to be the only one in the family who has the right to speak, but they often end up with both sides.

No one in Zhongyuan wanted to coax, but only wanted to punish him with a cold face.

In short, it is not surprising that Wen Ye, who scored 24 points in Mandarin, was reprimanded after the meal. Not to mention the cancellation of this weekend's family activities, he was also ordered by Zhong Ye to reflect on himself and correct the wrong questions on the test paper. (Osamu Dazai expressed his approval and even gave a bunch of Mandarin exercises in friendship.)

After the training, the orange-haired young man looked at the little guy's listless head, sighed unbearably, praised the other party's perfect math test paper, and gave the other party a kiss on the forehead.

Wen also resurrected in situ.

Then he covered his forehead with a silly smile.

Dazai smiled.

Three days later, he chose to use actions to tell Wen Ye that your father is your father after all, and the little bastard without supernatural powers obediently stays in the room to reflect and review, while he can happily take Zhong Ye out to say hello.

Wen Yetian was struck by lightning, holding Pochi in his arms, with a black ball lying on his head, looking pitifully abandoned with two pets.

"Just going out to work..."

Dazai and Pengo Lie had handed over before, and now, according to the information, Nakahara Nakahara, who was going to go out and squat in a certain place to guard the important officials of the winery, also slapped his stupid son's head, "You and Boqi Heiqiu and the others stay at home, there is something to do If it goes well, Dazai and I will be back before twelve o'clock in the evening."

"Don't follow me, you little brat who has no abilities, no combat power, and a bad brain." Dazai taunted back with a smile, "Don't even have Zhongya to protect you, tsk tsk."

Grumpy Wen also exploded online, he glared at Dazai: "...I just haven't awakened my abilities yet!! And I have practiced martial arts with my father, and I am much better than ordinary people. I can hit you ten with one!"

"Come on, come on." Dazai smiled and put his arms around Nakahara Chuya.

As the bloodline successor of Dazai and Chuya, there is a great possibility that Wen Ye has supernatural powers, but it has not been shown yet, probably because the spirit and body are not yet 100% compatible.

The child's ability will not necessarily be similar to that of the parent, because the simultaneous expression of the ability gene from both parties will basically mutate.

Originally, Wen Ye didn't care much about supernatural powers, and he wanted to learn physical skills with Chuya. After all, supernatural powers are basically equivalent to nothing to Osamu Dazai. I am very annoyed why my supernatural ability has not yet manifested. At least, if I awaken the supernatural ability with great lethality and can protect myself, I can follow the middle with a stern look.

Even if he is very skinny now, Xiaowen still doesn't want to drag his favorite father down.

I could only hold the cat and dog back to the room angrily.

The author has something to say: I miscalculated the progress... Originally, I only wanted to divide the article into two parts, but now it seems that the points are divided into upper, middle and lower_(:з」∠)_