Emperor Tongue [Rebirth]

The salesman was stuffing the cymbal cake wrapped in oil paper into the young master's hand. The young master was not strong, but he had a stubborn temper. When he said this suddenly, he almost missed the cymbal cake: "You...you dare not mess with your words, young master. Call, what is our house, it sounds like talking to a eunuch!"

When Liao Xiaofu heard this, he stopped answering, and argued with others shamelessly: "What's wrong with the eunuch... What are you barking and not barking, you...not only extorted my young master's money, but also... "I can't say anything further.

Still think he talks like a eunuch?This is how Liao Xiaofu argues. First, he is really a little eunuch, and second, he should have taken precautions when he came out of the palace. Even the masters in the palace look down on them, let alone the people outside the palace.The common people have always been curious about unwarranted rumors, and they may be misrepresented as unbearable.

Dazed for a moment, the salesman patted his thigh and replied: "What's wrong with the eunuch? Hey, a person who has lost his life will lose his children and grandchildren. Don't get involved in that, young master, and make you feel ashamed."

Roots, descendants, etc. have always been a big taboo for father-in-laws, and I have never heard others say it openly. I only felt cold sweat from the back of the neck to the waist, and Liao Xiaofu's throat seemed to hurt. .When Qi Mo saw that the two were in a stalemate, it wasn't because he didn't want to vent his anger on Xiao Fuzi, but because he was afraid that if he continued pestering that person, he might talk nonsense, and it wouldn't be worthwhile to kill a thousand enemies and lose ten thousand.

"That's enough, that's enough! Take them both!" Qi Mo grabbed Xiao Fuzi's trembling shoulders and carried them behind his back, grabbed two cymbal cakes no bigger than his palm with his left hand, and took out a handful from his waist The copper coins were thrown down.

The shopkeeper saw that the copper plate had fallen into the cart, and looked for it by the flickering light of the fire, and muttered: "Hey, let's stop talking, thank you son, come back after eating... Eh? That's not right. Ah, young master, you don’t give the right amount of money! Seeing how you are educated and reasonable, how can you take me for nothing!”

"Didn't you see that my young master is angry? I'll take you a cymbal cake as an apology. Be careful that you won't give me a penny if you get angry." Qi Mo protected Xiao Fuzi tightly, turned around and glared. His eyes are more fierce than before, and he can't bear others to trample him, even if it's just a casual mention.The fingers holding Xiao Fuzi tightened again, the tentacles were cold but not piercing, presumably they were pressed on the white jade wrench which symbolizes smoothness and peace.

Liao Xiaofu didn't want to stir up trouble, and he wasn't the kind of small-bellied man, he shook the prince's cuffs lightly, knowing that His Highness would give him a head start again: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I didn't offend you much... If you don't eat the cymbal cake, it will be cold, let's go."

A few zhang away, the peddler's face was ashen, and he weighed the copper coins in his hand, more than a dozen cash, not a lot.If he angered the unprovoked person in front of him, I'm afraid it's not a good thing, so he shut his mouth, turned around and started yelling again.

It was already a mistake for the two of them to enter the city privately. Afraid of trouble again, Liao Xiaofu said that his legs and feet were tired and he wanted to go back and rest early.The two walked slowly towards the gate of the city, each silent, looking at the tense expression of the prince, Liao Xiaofu felt uneasy: "His Highness almost got entangled with others, if Master knows about this, he must..."

"It's useless to be alone." Qi Mo suddenly threw out a sentence without beginning or end.

"What's useless?" Liao Xiaofu didn't hear clearly.

Only then did the prince open his golden mouth, his face darker than the blue iron black stone that was holding down the city gate: "Now... I am alone and can't help myself, I can't vent my anger on you, I wronged you first, and I will never let others offend you again I have lost you. If one day I will live alone for ten thousand years, you will be the one who will be nine thousand years old."

Liao Xiaofu has heard all the good things since he was a child, and he has been praised and trampled by others, but the total touch is far less than this heartwarming sentence.Today's happy life was unimaginable a year ago. Being able to face the prince day and night has already used up the blessings accumulated in several lifetimes. His Highness actually said that he would be nine thousand years old. up?Will he not be asked to leave after the big wedding?

"This cymbal cake... is going to be cold, Your Highness, please use some." Liao Xiaofu lowered his head, loosened his fox tail a little, revealing a beautiful and attractive nape, as if he remembered something, and said again : "Hey, the slave came out in a hurry and forgot to take the silver needle."

Qi Mo couldn't help being slightly taken aback, it's already here, the little servant still remembers his identity.Palace people always avoid their sharp edge, such an errand as Emperor Tongue is definitely not willing to do it, every meal may be a meal on the road, lest they become a substitute for the dead, they can't avoid it.Only Xiao Fuzi is infatuated, and still considers this errand a good job, keeping the silver needles and chopsticks for testing poison like a baby, and eating every meal happily.If it wasn't for getting through with Chen Baishuang early on, and asking Xiao Fuzi to do it after poking the daily food box with a silver needle, Qi Mo really wouldn't have dared to let him do this.

"It's okay, you can taste it while it's hot." Tightening his mouth tightly for Xiao Fuzi, Qi Mo said again: "If Prime Minister Wu can come to this place to poison, that's what he can do."

Liao Xiaofu raised his face, a little romantic, and after thinking about it, he divided the two cymbal cakes into two, asked the prince to take one half, and held half in each of his left and right hands.First take a small bite of the one on the left, chew it finely, then take a small bite of the one on the right, and then eat slowly.In the end, when the bulging cheeks flattened, he was very satisfied, and let out a cheerful voice: "Eh? It's still sweet."

Qi Mo held an oiled paper bag in each hand, a bit dumbfounded, thinking about his current status as a prince, as a general of hussars commanding a hundred thousand generals, without the gold armor and jade crown, he only wanted to have a single-minded person, it seemed like himself Like a master, quite silly.

"Your Highness... hiccup, it's ready to use. I tried it, and now my stomach is fine, and it's still a little sweet." Liao Xiaofu was touched by the crown prince on the back of his neck, and then he swallowed against the wind. It was too fast, and I burped a lot.

At this moment, a burst of high-pitched and rough laughter came from the gate of the city. It turned out to be those Liao people whom I met when I first entered the city, and they still surrounded them.

"What's so exciting? Haven't seen enough yet?" Qi Mo handed the oiled paper bag to Xiao Fuzi, and led people to squeeze forward, but the first two were too tall, so they couldn't be seen clearly at a glance, so he just gave up, "Forget it." Now, I think it's a peddler from Lingcheng again, it's nothing unusual, let's go, the wind will be strong again later." As he said that, he pulled Xiao Fuzi's wrist, but he never thought that a light tug would not move him.

"What's the matter?" Qi Mo asked, seeing that Xiao Fuzi was fascinated by what he heard and refused to leave, so he squeezed forward to look.When I squeezed to the front, I understood the so-called, and I understood Xiao Fuzi's thoughtful obsession.

"...Hahaha, come here, come here, the best tiger penis! And the deer penis! The hare egg balls are soaked in wine! They are all hunted on their own mountains, and they are so good! They are so good! They were all moved away just now. It's half over, don't hurry up!" This man's clothes are similar to those of the Liao people, but they are more robust, half of his arms are still exposed at this temperature, and there are several deep scars crawling on his shoulders.The man seemed afraid that people would not believe him, so he patted his chest again and said: "Look at this body, you can do it? It's just a small sip every night!"

Lide's closest watchman laughed, half-seriously and half-jokingly: "According to you, after drinking this wine, how many more will your family add this year?"

Everyone laughed, but the man in the middle didn't see him. He wiped his red face and said: "It's true, the mother-in-law is about to give birth, and her stomach is protruding! Why do you think I'm selling these treasures! Wait for the money Breastfeeding! Which one of you has a wife or does not come to semen or water, listen to the elder brother, use it early!"

Liao Xiaofu stood on tiptoe and looked over and over at the various objects placed in front of him, but Qi Mo asked him what was wrong, but he didn't say anything, there was no movement for a long time, the corners of his mouth turned white, but he remained calm peeked ahead.When the cymbal cake in his hand was completely cold, it seemed that he couldn't bear it anymore, just like that night when he didn't dare to relieve himself in the prince's bedroom.

"When the slave was young... I heard from the sixth brother that I was raised with those medicinal wines... Eunuchs can also..."

"what?"

Liao Xiaofu squeezed out two words between his teeth: "Qiyang..."

Qi Mo's heart twitched fiercely, such rumors naturally spread wildly in the palace.In the previous life, Concubine Wu Gui often searched for Mu Degui, and even asked her father to reprimand her.Even if there is no real improvement, just a little bit better, to the father-in-law, it is considered a kindness of the Bodhisattva, and a wish has been fulfilled.But Xiao Fuzi was someone who didn't even think about it, so he regretted taking him to the city for a trip.

"The sixth brother said that the wine of tigers and wolves is for men to drink, and father-in-law can't drink it... Otherwise, the blood will surge up and can't get out... The next life is suffocated, so it has to be kept and soaked..." Such a look looks forward to What was he thinking about, and what was he worrying about, and he heard Liao Xiaofu say again in a low voice: "Sixth brother said, a half-clean body is well maintained...it can generate yang, if I am like this...take that one every day to wipe the belly button three times a day. inch, maybe it can grow a little more...Your Highness, is this a lie?"

Qi Mo's chest suddenly fell, as if pressing on a boulder.Xiao Fuzi's expression clearly knew that these words were coaxing him and was false, but his face was full of unwillingness and eagerness to try, as if he had planted a seed that was impossible to germinate on his body, watering and looking forward to it, so as not to save himself. Frustrated.

"What kind did your sixth brother say?"

Liao Xiaofu lowered his pretty face completely. Although he couldn't say that his skin was fairer than snow, he was the most white among the Liao people. He was reluctant to spend ten renminbi for a cymbal cake to eat, but he dared to ask the prince for dozens of taels Bai Yin, very presumptuous: "Use that brewed stag blood wine."

It was rare to hear what Xiao Fuzi asked for, so Qi Mo resisted the teasing eyes from all around him and bought a pot, and handed it to the people waiting behind him.Xiao Fuzi seemed to be holding a statue of Daluo, holding it against his chest very firmly, as if he had caught a sweet dream, his face was so red that people couldn't help laughing but couldn't bear to laugh at him.

There was a man sitting in the Luohua Pavilion, wearing a white gauze silk dress, with long black feather-like hair tied down casually, looking from a distance like a heroic statue among the light-yellow fallen leaves.Looking closer, the silk clothes are wide open, and there is a very thin gold chain around the neck. The lady who is hugged in her arms still has the charm, and the dazzling and gorgeous hair accessories.

But the originally cold and sharp eyebrows on the face, but the smile is so flattering and bewitching, which is really astounding.

"You have no conscience. My master has been away for less than half a month, and he doesn't know how often he comes to accompany him. It's useless for me to give you real gold and silver. I can give you half my life. You're good...do you still like this chain?" The beautiful woman in her arms pinched his chest angrily, smiled slightly, and a few wrinkles emerged from the corners of her eyes.After all, youth is far away, and no matter how expensive the powder and rouge are, it cannot be hidden.

"Madam rewarded me, Xiaosheng likes it the most." Le Xian picked up the beautiful woman's hand, kissed the back of the white and round hand, hugged her, lowered her head and held the wine cup, "Why don't you come with Madam today?" Is it a small student, this wine...feed to Madam Sun personally?"

Mrs. Sun is nearly fifty years old, and she is well maintained so that she looks like thirty. She is about to turn her face to drink the glass of wine, but when she hears the sound of hurried footsteps behind her, she hastily turned her body away up.

"What's wrong with Tao Niang?" Le Xian blinked her thick black eyelashes, coaxed the person who was leaning in her arms, and said to the madam: "If someone comes to look for it, just say that today Xiaosheng has been lit with a lantern. Let's accompany Madam to the top of Wushan Rain Cloud." Madam Sun leaned on her softly, stretching out her powder fist and pretending to be angry again.

"Oh! Fei Geer, you still have the mood to drink!" Tao Niang said angrily, shaking her handkerchief, not looking at the white hand on his chest with the cat's eye ring, "The young master Yu you pissed off last time, but Remember? This time, they came to your door and said they want to settle with you!"

"Oh? Mr. Yu? Xiaosheng is not masculine, why is he looking for me? No matter how good a man is, how can he compare to a beautiful woman?" Le Xian closed his eyes and chuckled, and slender fingers moved around Mrs. Sun's lips, teasing She pouted her chin with makeup, as if she couldn't wait to kiss Fangze: "Mr. Huiyu, just say that Xiaosheng...is not free."

The author has something to say:

Thank you, Mo Sanqiu, for feeding the mines two days ago!I forgot to check again, what!

Social prince brother. Hooligan. Qi Mo: The moonlight is just right tonight, and I can't help but think of the first date between Gu and Xiao Fufu.

Nicholas. There are a lot of dramas. Qi Laosi: The wind is also very loud, and this king also thinks of the day when he helped the girl win back the row for the first time.

Social prince brother. Playing hooligans. Qi Mo: Oh?Fourth brother, let's listen.

Nicholas. There are a lot of dramas. Fourth Qi: Oh, it’s just a trivial matter that messed up a marriage.This king is generous, and the gift is nine East Pearls, so what about the fifth brother?

The social prince, the hooligan, Qi Mo: Gu first dated Xiaofufu, and gave him two cymbal cakes first, and the token of love was a pot of Zhuangyang wine.

Nicholas. There are a lot of dramas. Fourth Qi: Qi Kai, I don’t have a younger brother like you.