Emperor Tongue [Rebirth]

Liao Xiaofu has always been a small person who is easy to be satisfied. He knows how to kowtow to thank him when he gets a compliment, and he knows how to get a point when he receives a reward.No matter how small his mouth is, he is sweet, and he can say good things to coax others. His sister and mother yell all day long, and the girls and women don't feel that he is too proud of being favored.Knowing how to behave like this, and there is Grand Duke Chen on top, so Xiao Fuzi lived happily and carefree in the Prince's Palace, and seldom asked His Highness for anything.

What Qi Mo didn't expect was that he begged for a big one.

"Slave Liao Xiaofu has the guts to ask the crown prince for the position of the chief eunuch, the same as the eunuch of the eighth rank. Just as His Highness said, if Chong Huan is still a young man who does a handyman and has no rank, it must be very suspicious. Don't talk about others. I'm afraid that the slaves will think this drama is not real. Xiao Fuzi is ashamed, this official position is very high, and a grand duke like Master is only a fourth-rank. Eunuch Mu, who served the emperor, and Eunuch Liu, who served the empress dowager, were rewarded two times. The level of quality. If Xiao Fuzi is to climb up by himself, I am afraid it will take ten or eight years before there is a leader and eunuch Dangdang. Just as His Highness thought, there are indeed layers of restraint between father-in-law, and one level suppresses the other. Fuzi's grade is really the best policy."

Liao Xiaofu was originally a little eunuch who served his master, and like many little princes without rank, his work was just a low-level house sweeper.If he had been following his master in the Bell and Drum Division, he would have done the last-class work, or followed Grand Duke Chen behind him holding a fan and holding a musk tail, serving tea and water, and serving his master.They all look similar, but in fact there are many names, and the young masters naturally understand what level of people can be provoked, and what level of people must give way.

"It's really impressive for you to ask for grades just by opening your mouth." Qi Mo lamented that this little thing was really against him, and it was the evil star of his life.Live again with all precautions, don't want him to follow the [-]-year old path, who knows that people's lives don't want to be decided by the master at all, so he came back around a corner, so smart that he is speechless.

It's just that Liao Xiaofu chose his life in this life, and he became the prince's favored official.She was no longer a prostitute who was persecuted by the eldest prince.

But it didn't make much difference after all, Qi Moyuan also regarded himself as different from the big emperor brother, no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't hold back.Today, I'm afraid I'm going to annoy myself.

Liao Xiaofu's eyes blinked, and his heart was also uneasy, fearing that he had eaten too much and couldn't swallow it.

After a long while, the prince said, "It's not impossible to ask for rank, after all, you and I treat each other as monarchs and ministers. But is this really the reason?" Qi Mo asked after looking at it, and hit Xiao Fuzi's Tianling Gai with a fan, causing people to scratch his neck Shrinking, asked: "If you don't tell the truth, the crown prince won't give you promotion, wealth and salary."

"This... this... How does Your Highness know that I'm not telling the truth?" Liao Xiaofu forced a smile on his face, but he was a little bit more troubled and hesitant, and then said: "Why don't Master always say that Your Highness is wise, and the slaves should see you It's so clear, it really is... wise and powerful, not angry and majestic, the sky is bright and the sky is bright..."

Qi Mo stretched out his hand and pinched Liao Xiaofu's lips, stopped all the nonsense boasting, glanced at it with a smile, and said, "Come on, there will be many opportunities to praise your master in the future, don't interrupt. If you don't recruit tomorrow, you will Draw a big bastard on your pretty little face, and let you sweep the palace with that bastard on your back."

"I said, I said, I said it! Your Highness, don't draw bastards for your servants, good Your Highness, your servants dare not hide it anymore!" His Highness twisted his mouth, and he was very upset. He hurriedly flattered and begged for mercy, but he didn't know everything The prince's bad intentions counted it right, and he led the nose to ask and answer, "Little Fuzi is in trouble today, so I know that there are dangers hidden everywhere in the palace, and I will fall into the pit if I don't pay attention. But the servant is not stupid. , what is lacking is experience, and will definitely grow a memory in the future. Little Fuzi is unwilling to accept his fate, and he is unwilling in his heart. Although he has long been an eunuch, he also wants to be a useful eunuch. His Highness loves your slaves, and Little Fuzi will remember it in his heart forever Don't forget. But the servant is a servant after all, it is impossible to be protected by His Highness in the hall forever, and tied in front of him. This incident has escaped today, and there will be two or three times in the future. I dare not bother Your Highness to come back and save Little life of a slave. Little Fuzi has a heart, and wants to have a prestigious official position to walk in the palace and pass through the palaces. If there is another dangerous situation, others will not dare to be casual in view of this rank Killing slaves... If I have a rank, my words will have weight, I can help myself out of trouble, and I can save some irrelevant people with caution... Today, if the rank of the slave is higher than that of those little princes, it will not be called They bullied Sixth Brother."

"Really?" The prince pressed on step by step without letting go of this little servant who was acting like a monster.

"Really, it's all said and done, don't dare to hide it anymore! Your Highness, don't draw bastards for your slaves, please forgive me, it's too shameless..." Liao Xiaofu bowed his head to Qi Mo with his neck curled up, as if there was a burst of noise ringing beside his ears. There was a burst of laughter, louder than louder.

Qi Mo suddenly turned his cold face away, his face was sour from holding back, it was really hard work for Liao Xiaofu to put on a nonchalant and angry look, if he laughed for a moment without paying attention, this evil star would soon turn him into a The majesty of the emperor is exhausted.

"Okay, okay, get up, Eunuch Liao's mouth, I'm afraid it will be one or two in the palace, and it will become a big weapon in the future." Qi Mo called him to get up, not daring to bully him anymore.That tear mole seemed to be nailed to his heart, and he was afraid that his tears would fall down like in his last life, which was pitiful.

"Little Fuzi, thank Your Highness for not being a bastard! This servant will definitely do his best to pamper the eunuch, and will never let others see his mistakes."

It was hard not to want to make a fuss anymore, Qi Mo was provoked again, and asked with a smile: "Don't be too quick, do you know what the duty of a pampering official is?"

His Highness didn't know what to do tonight, and kept asking tricky and weird questions. Liao Xiaofu was naturally no match, so he was defeated and lowered his head and said, "These...slaves also know a thing or two...I usually see them in the palace. However, the one who draws eyebrows and lips, dresses much more elaborately than ordinary young masters... and wears gold bracelets..." After speaking, he couldn't continue.Occasionally, such a young man would show up in the palace, so he would not be constrained if he followed this path, and would not do the confession of erecting a memorial archway.Sometimes it was brought in by the county king or Lord Hou into the palace, and even worse, it was made into a love affair for the Grand Duke, who was raised by the Grand Duke with good food and drink, and did not talk much with others.

But Liao Xiaofu was the first one to come from the prince's palace, and he was shocked when he thought about it.

"Then can you send an eunuch?" The prince asked again, leaning on the soft pillow with a sleepy look.

Xiao Fuzi's thoughts turned for a while, and he replied: "If it's only outside, I can go and ask Sixth Brother... Sixth Brother, he is very similar to him, and he can learn it if he thinks about it."

"It's just a show for others to see. If you are alone outside like this, you have to continue."

Liao Xiaofu couldn't make sense of what he heard, his body turned sideways and he lay side by side with the prince, with his face touching His Highness's chest.Immediately, the rules were chaotic, and the hands and feet shrank into a ball.

"Your Highness!" This time, Liao Xiaofu's breath was really unstable, and he almost passed out.This, this is disrespectful!

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm teasing you alone, making you familiar." How could Qi Mo be willing to do anything to him?He still feels sorry for the child who hasn't grown up yet. Although he and the elder brother have somewhat the same thoughts, they can't do the same evil thing, just want to wrap his little body in his arms to warm him up. warm.

The two rows of small teeth in Xiao Fuzi's mouth bit the wall of his lip, he tried his best not to tremble, he didn't know what the prince was going to do, he waited for a while, as if he didn't do anything, but his heart bumped out, his body felt uncomfortable .

Why are his hands and feet so small?Qi Mo usually hates courtiers and historians to be serious, but now he is pretending to be like Liu Xiahui, with his high and straight nose buried in Liao Xiaofu's neck, and sucking hard, he asked in a hoarse voice, "Eunuch Liao, what's the matter?" What kind of incense is on your neck? I am afraid that you really want to be a favored official for Gu?"

Xiao Fuzi is ticklish and wants to hide.Afraid that the crown prince's body was full of dragon energy, and his own body couldn't hold back His Highness's anger, he answered with embarrassment: "This...is all rewarded by my sisters. The servant is afraid of wasting it, so I just jumped at it for fun. Don't smell it, Your Highness." , this fragrance...is not good."

"The fragrance is not good, what are you doing? Could it be that... you really want to make Gu fall in love with you?"

Immediately, Xiao Fuzi was so startled that he was about to spit blood, and the prince buried his head and face in his neck, wondering if he was going to bite someone.The eyeballs were frantically rolling, it was not good to see anywhere, it was so hot that it was embarrassing, and they were simply closed.He wanted to push His Highness away but couldn't bear to be gentle with this idea. Just when he was in a dilemma, he heard a sudden sound between the two of them, breaking the situation bitterly.

"Why is Eunuch Liao so hungry?" Qi Mo asked with a smile, feeling satisfied, "Didn't you eat dinner?"

Liao Xiaofu opened his eyes panting, feeling that he was skinless and shameless. Not only did His Highness smell the incense, but he also heard thunder in his stomach.

"I have eaten it, but the servant may have... eaten less."

Fiend!Qi Mo cried out from the bottom of his heart, got out of the bed himself, brought the food box over barefoot, and served others for the first time.

"It's fine for the servant to go down and use it, and don't be unruly in His Highness's place." Xiao Fuzi only felt that the quilt would be scorching at a glance, but the prince opened up the food boxes, and the porridge and snacks were really cold. There is no color and fragrance.

"Don't bother anymore, just use it as a companion."

Qi Mo laid out all the food in the food box, from the dried sour plums and shredded pickled cabbage soaked in oil on the top layer to a few plates of snacks in the interlayer, among which were Xiaofuzi's favorite white-flour silver silk rolls and cornmeal Jinsi jujube is vigorous.The last layer is a small bowl of two-rice porridge, both bowls are boiled rottenly, and there is a layer of golden porridge skin lying on the surface, which shows that there is a lot of rice.Although they are all ordinary coarse grain side dishes, they are also cooked by the cook, and they are easy to digest when eaten cold at night.

Whenever the master seldom eats cold, most of the small kitchens don't turn off all the stoves, and even leave a stove overnight.If the master wants to eat, the servants who serve will take it back and warm it up.

Liao Xiaofu touched the food box and asked, "Why don't you ask the servant to take it for you to warm up, Your Highness has stomach problems."

"It's okay, it's not a big deal." Qi Mo didn't put on a show, and took a bite of the silver-threaded scroll.

Seeing that His Highness was drinking unambiguously from the porridge bowl with dragon patterns on the yellow background, it can be seen that he is really hungry.Seeing this, Liao Xiaofu didn't stop him much.Holding the blue and white porridge bowl for servants with both hands, he stretched out the tip of his tongue and licked it twice. The fragrance of the rice dissipated, leaving only soft, sticky and bland.Liao Xiaofu pondered, this is probably the best bowl of cold porridge he has ever had in his life.

"It's water! It's water! It's water!"

Zhang Guangzhi lay shirtless on the bamboo couch, sleeping dimly, and was about to meet the Duke of Zhou.This is the Xiaoxie residence where the guards of the Dragon Boat Festival lived, facing south and facing Xiejie.Because it is close to the market, people outside the house can often be heard as soon as the fourth watch is over.A rare sleep.

There are two bunks in the house, and there are six people in one room. If the manpower is tight, there are four people in one room.The guards who were awakened sat up in shock, turned over and rolled down the bunk, and ran to open the door without even stepping on their shoes.Unexpectedly, when Zhang Guangzhi pushed the bamboo door open, several strings of red leather cannons seemed to fall from the sky, like someone's young master who had passed high school, and exploded like steel beans.

The sparks fell on the skin and burned hot, and cooled down instantly. It didn't cause much trouble, but it made people dizzy.In the end Zhang Guangzhi picked up the bamboo chair beside him and threw it over. He ran after those naughty children a few steps like a wild horse, and shouted, "Get lost! Next time, Grandpa Zhang will skin you!"

"Don't be angry, Brother Zhang. Young children are making trouble, it's not worth it to be angry." Liao Zimeng chased after him, and the brothers behind him had already stamped out the firecrackers.

"You're just too good-natured! These bastards are as well-behaved as civil and martial arts, and they are the virtues of their ancestors! Smoke is rising from the ancestral grave!" Zhang Guangzhi's sleeping posture was unsteady, and he walked back together with his shoes in his hands, as if he was furious.It has been more than two months since the crown prince entrusted him with the job of guarding the Dragon Boat Gate, and he has never been summoned back to the palace, but he has a half-brother with Eunuch Liao's elder brother.This is really an honest mountain man, ten times better tempered than the second boy of the Liao family.

Only the little girl from the Liao family, Zhang Guangzhi shook his head when he thought about it, anyway, she had already been sent to Grand Master Zhao's residence as ordered, so there was nothing she could do to harm her.

I am used to working with Zhang Guangzhi, but Liao Zimeng does not compete with him.Maybe there is a young child in the family, Liao Zimeng smiled instead of anger, with scars on his back, looking creepy, but he is honest and honest.And these scars all fell in the Mala Mountains. When they touched the corners of the rocks or hooked on the sharp branches, they were full of blood and tears from the people who went to the mountains to collect ginseng.

"Report!" The loess flew up and rolled up, and a tall jujube-colored horse came through the wind. Before the horse could stand still, the guards on it turned over and jumped down, kneeling and saying: "The prince has orders! The third rank in front of the palace Zhang Guangzhi, the guard with a knife, obeys the order, and return quickly without any mistakes!"

reply ASAP?Could it be that something big happened?Zhang Guangzhi put aside all kinds of unhappiness in an instant, and responded with clenched fists: "My minister Zhang Guangzhi, I have orders!"

The author has something to say:

Fourth Prince: This king is evil, charming and mad, why hasn't he appeared on stage yet!

Prince: Come on, come on, fourth brother, wait a little longer, anyway, you have been waiting for so many years, this is not the time.

Fourth prince: I think you are too patronizing to fall in love, forget about Gong Dou!You are worthless like this!

Prince: I'll give you a CP, if you don't talk about what you have, hold it back!Whoever talks about it has bastards on their faces!

Fourth Prince: It's a deal!